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Politics › Re: Check Out Ngige's Twin Brother by autocorrect(op): 5:33pm On Jul 19, 2015

brize:
Calling Ngige a Masqurade is an insult to Masquarades

U no. Well joor

Politics › Re: Check Out Ngige's Twin Brother by autocorrect(op): 5:33pm On Jul 19, 2015

omaiyale:
@Op u wikckedooo @Op u wikckedooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by autocorrect(m): 5:03pm On Jul 19, 2015

majidyusuf:
Thank God nobody saw what autocorrect do me

But I am here to correct you, it is Did to me

Politics › Check Out Ngige's Twin Brother by autocorrect(op): 4:44pm On Jul 19, 2015

I just saw this Masquerade and i wonder why the face of
Ngige should be on it ....what have Ngige done to deserve
this embarrassment ? They should forgive him naaa this
really scared me oooo

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Jokes Etc › Re: This Is How You Greet A Long Time Friend You've Forgotten His/her Name by autocorrect(m): 9:59pm On Jul 09, 2015

yungkiz:
If it is a guy I wil call him... MY MancHi
If it is lady I wil call her jst like igbo slance Nwa

slangs

Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by autocorrect(m): 9:56am On Jul 06, 2015

Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by autocorrect(m): 9:55am On Jul 06, 2015

Autocorrect, Nairaland Gbagz Detector Converts to islam grin

Rubbish

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Politics › Re: Nairalander Eye Account Of Jos Bombing. by autocorrect(m): 9:53am On Jul 06, 2015

jammani:
May Almight Allah continue to guide, guard and protect my family and your family

May Almighty Allah put to shame those who mention your name on doing a mischievous act.

I hereby testify that there is no god but ALLAH, prophet Muhammed is the last messenger and apostle

Recruit! na So e dea start... u just read that some miscreant burnt a church out of anger.. na Church cause am? Bigots!

Politics › Re: Graphic Photo From The Jos Bomb Blast At Yan-taya Mosque by autocorrect(m): 9:49am On Jul 06, 2015

jane0000:
Holy merry. May God punished Boko Haram and their sponsors It shall never be well with them

Let them continue... grin

I love it.. b4 u judge me, Don't forget early days of Boko haram... and The comments of northerners

Politics › Re: Graphic Photo From The Jos Bomb Blast At Yan-taya Mosque by autocorrect(m): 9:48am On Jul 06, 2015

ibrokola:
And later some would say BH terrorism is in the interest of Islam!

B4 nko?

Business › Re: Cecilia Ibru's Son Rode Dies At 34 by autocorrect(m): 9:45am On Jul 06, 2015

juman:
Hiss
They should bury him with some millions.
Nonsense. They live as if they would live forever.

Is he the cause of your Misfortune? Why hating on the innocent Lad huh

Family › Re: Let's See How Old You Are: Can You Remember This chewing gum? by autocorrect(m): 9:42am On Jul 06, 2015

Akeelahtunez:
Ah eyin iyami osorominga(my ansestral mum)

Ancestral

Crime › Father Exonerates Principal Accused Of Impregnating Daughter by autocorrect(op): 5:49am On Jul 06, 2015

The father of a 19-year-old student of Federal
Government College, FGC, Jos, allegedly impregnated by the
Principal of the College, Mr. Muhammad Manko, has denied
the allegation.
According to him, the allegation is an attempt by detractors
to defame the character of his daughter and that of the
principal.
The girl’s father, Alhaji Suleiman Ahmad, explained that his
family had a close relationship with the said Principal,
adding that their daughter, Aisha, an SSS 3 student, was
handed over to the principal to be her guardian while in the
boarding house.
It would be recalled that some media houses, (not
Vanguard) reported that the Principal of Federal Government
College, FGC, Jos, had impregnated the student and offered
to pay her dowry so she could become his wife.
Report also had it that the Parents Teachers Association,
PTA, of the college was seeking the transfer and punitive
measures against the principal, while some parents were
thinking of taking their wards out of the college to avoid
sexual harassment.
Alhaji Ahmad said: “When the school was on boarding, I
made Muhammad to be her guardian, and up till now I made
him to be her guardian, so I can say that a relationship
exists between them, but not in area of marriage.
“I know that the principal is very much aware of the rule that
says he cannot seek for marital relationship with any of his
students and therefore, cannot talk of marrying my
daughter.”
source www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/father-exonerates-principal-accused-of-impregnating-daughter/

Politics › Re: Keep Praying For Buhari – Jonathan by autocorrect(m): 9:00pm On Jul 05, 2015

Iamoilprince:
well said sir, but that does not mean we wont probe u....

Ewu!

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Crime › Re: Two Students Murdered By Fulani Herdsmen Today (graphic Pictures) by autocorrect(m): 10:54pm On Jul 04, 2015

kayo80:
This story is suspect. Who witnessed the killing? What were the secondary school boys doing by the stream? Hmm!

Aboki! This story is suspect... continue selling Suya.

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Politics › Re: This Cartoon About Buhari Will Crack Your Ribs(pic) by autocorrect(m): 9:01am On Jul 04, 2015

ebosie11:
lol

where is the cartoon biko?
Is this what they taught you to be cartoon?

Politics › Re: Ramadan And Heightened Islamic Terror by autocorrect(m): 8:58am On Jul 04, 2015

ISLAMABAD

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Business Mogul, Tony Elumelu Pictured With Former US President Bill Cl by autocorrect(m): 8:56am On Jul 04, 2015

IGBO NWERE MMADU
Bad News for my South West - rn Neigbours in the zoo grin

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Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 8:29am On Jul 04, 2015

ZaraBrains:
Still up?

not on night Duty... Body no be Firewood grin

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 8:28am On Jul 04, 2015

Gurgle:
yeah for now but later it will mess you up

thanks sha

Education › Re: I Failed My Final Exams by autocorrect(m): 8:27am On Jul 04, 2015

Gurgle:
yeah I do (: have you served?

I haven't Dear sad

but av graduated sha.. wia r u?

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:49am On Jul 04, 2015

ZaraBrains:
Mhen I gat to be more careful when an autocorrect is situated adjacent.

Observing Keenly grin

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:43am On Jul 04, 2015

vizkiz:
there are 2things involved

"Fake girl stealing other chicks picture to feel fly"
"Dumb nigga looking for attention from perverts" its all boils down to being a "fake" account...that moniker should be on lock down! But NL has it ways

thanks for this Info..hw do I recognise Real?

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:40am On Jul 04, 2015

ZaraBrains:
U too.

Just held my fingers so tight to avoid deviating.

hahahaha! we are all prone to it

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:38am On Jul 04, 2015

vizkiz:
now that explains a lot. That moniker belongs to a dude. So don't bother using your lines on him try and notice the aggresive replies she's giving

so many to Learn here oo!
I hate Being fake... maybe I wil leave...

is he a scammer?

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:36am On Jul 04, 2015

ZaraBrains:
Oh Thanks. Dictionnaire!

God Bless you

Education › Re: I Failed My Final Exams by autocorrect(m): 2:34am On Jul 04, 2015

Gurgle:
yeah they do I will redo it later on this year

Ok success Ahead, dt means U dnt av NYSC @ hrt this yr

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:33am On Jul 04, 2015

Gurgle:
No!! your mind will begin to unravel like a ball of string
please stop!!

seriously, I don't feel d way u just said, it makes me Relaxed! I wil den think

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:32am On Jul 04, 2015

vizkiz:
seems you are not a frequent visitor at the romance section

not at all.. I prefer Politics

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:30am On Jul 04, 2015

ZaraBrains:
NollyWood ain't goog for the health, No wonder it was banned since 2003!

((Good)) not when am here grin

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:29am On Jul 04, 2015

Gurgle:
and you as well?? but why

cant you just drink?? I think that's better. at least afterwards it can clear if you don't take too much all the time

I drink too, But seriously, d Feeling of weed is more Pleasurable than that of Drink, Wen u smoke, u think smartly, Nd Act wisely...

Education › Re: I Failed My Final Exams by autocorrect(m): 2:27am On Jul 04, 2015

Gurgle:
If anyone had told me 5 yrs ago that this would be happening to me I would have call them a liar

Wao....

do ur sch write make up Exams?

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