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Technology MarketRe: BEST DEALS: XIAOMI,ONEPLUS, NOKIA,HUAWEI(update on first page) by autolearner: 6:41am On Mar 09, 2018
I am looking to get the MI2 band.
What's the best rate?
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by autolearner:
mikkyangel:
*Warning!!( 2 days shipping imminent)
-lawal......lenovo
-Audu.......................lenovo+ 2 hp laptops+ dock + extra battery
-Daniel.....s8(new)
-Itoro....s8(new)
-Emeka.....note 8
-Oluewaseun.....iphone 7
-Taofik.....s7 edge
-Abass.....note 5
-Ekene.....2 iphone 7
rowland......s8+ and note 8


-items have been dropped off with ma shipper, and arrival date would be know with 36 hrs...tnx


*Another 2 days fast shipping come next week(my next shipdate)
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by autolearner:
haayomidee47:
drop your WhatsApp number.
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Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by autolearner: 7:37pm On Feb 16, 2018
haayomidee47:
Yes at&t and Mikky can pick it for you from the same seller I bought mine from.
Let me know how i can reach you Chief. I'm considering a possible swap
Just need to ask some few Qs
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by autolearner: 11:45am On Feb 15, 2018
mikkyangel:
+1 424 236 1961
-mint /factory unlocked iphone 7(black/32gb)............140k
-retail box
-charger
-2 in 1 (case and self battery charger)


no pics yet, phonesstill intransit......tnx
Got it!
I reached on whatsapp already.
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by autolearner:
mikkyangel:
*More mad deals..
BN......14" ultra slim, HP spectre Intel core i5..UltraBook.
-2 pcs picked up in the city of Santa Anna....for combined fee of.....79k....wow!!
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by autolearner: 1:10pm On Dec 27, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
15w40, 0w40. Any good brand
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Mercs are welcomed now my Oga? smiley
Car Talk. by autolearner(op): 7:35pm On Dec 21, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Omowunmi Akinnifesi Meets Aliko Dangote (Photo) by autolearner: 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2017
YomzzyDBlogger:
[img]https://3.bp..com/-Q-P6Cxv6Y4A/WgwjmL0AtkI/AAAAAAAAGB8/Azc1ZVRLeYk2xpUdZB6C4Yoni1mQ05TKwCLcBGAs/s1600/omo.jpg[/img]
See her placing her hands right behind Aliko. Wonder why these people can't keep their hands to themselves.
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Technology MarketRe: SOLD by autolearner(op): 10:19am On Nov 06, 2017
boliswitpassprik:
alright
how can i reach you?
Please drop a line you can be reached on

texasbullet:
How can we reach you o?
I shall message you on whatsapp.
Technology MarketRe: SOLD by autolearner(op): 5:15pm On Nov 05, 2017
boliswitpassprik:
does the screen still touch with the broken glass?

with the battery shifted,can it still come on and work well?
Yes the screen works without any glitch.
The battery well fixed and reset to have a clean device
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Car TalkRe: Thank You Gazzuzz by autolearner(op): 8:29am On Dec 23, 2016
aieromon:
You forgot to include the most important lesson: Always keep your eyes on the temperature gauge during long distance trips.
Guess who can't take his eyes off the dashboard now. Right....that's me sir.

Warning sounds would have been great...let's hope future tech will embrace it wholly.

StarboyMichael:
Op is a great writer. GAZZUZZ is a great engineer. I wish we have a someone close to your skills here
Thanks sir and I very much agree with you on Gazzuzz's competence!
Best believe it's my current benchmark for automotive repairs till further notice.
Car TalkRe: Thank You Gazzuzz by autolearner(op): 8:08am On Dec 23, 2016
fidtopade:
Please can you help us with idea of total cost of having the engine replaced? I am in same situation now but just scared of approaching the market and mechhanics.
The doctor himself is on this thread.
Ring him up!
He'll get you the best deal.

Heads up: baba doesn't do short-term fix!

GAZZUZZ:
I'm glad to be of service @autolearner, I hope to see you next year so we can finish up the pending jobs.



P.S
you doing 160 on 3mb shocked Don't forget to do the comprehensive insurance.
Definitely boss
We are green once the door to the bay opens. Let's get her cleaned & modded up 100%.
Car TalkThank You Gazzuzz by autolearner(op):
Today makes it exactly a year that i had an overheating issue with my V4 2007 Camry.
I normally had checked all vitals a night before getting on the highway, did a double check of the water in the radiator same morning before cranking on the cold engine. Christmas chills in the air and i couldn't wait to enjoy a new mix i had just gotten fresh from the DJ who played at an Owambe i attended that same weekend. I was ready to take on the expressway and tear off the tracks with my 18" wheels grin grin.

Less than 1hr, 45mins into my trip, while speeding at about 130km on the Ile-ife, in Gbongan to be precise, i noticed a thick white smoke come out of the bonnet. Before i could scream J-E-S-U-S and park, the steering wheel went stiff on me. I simply just dragged and dragged on till i reached for help from a road side mechanic who helped to drag the car to his workshop some few meters ahead. Made a few calls and was told the engine and passed on into the afterlife of terrible Overheating. Poor me, i entirely forgot to check my temperature the entire time embarassed

2 nights passed in an unknown town, almost 100k spent on trying to get a new Gasket and all sorts, my ears filled with complaints of how crazy the 2AZ-FE engine was, how naive i was not to have filled the radiator with water before i traveled. Tears almost fell down my eyes.... a waiting boy and his mom hoping for me to get to back to Lagos on the 22nd as promised and have a Christmas blast. Alas, life had it own plans.

https://i.imgur.com/C2GWe5c.jpg

Guess roadside Kazeem's are the worst! After 2 nights of eating mai-shai(hausa's indomie, egg and tea), money thrown down the drain, bug-filled hotel, i summoned the courage to drag the lifeless cold vehicle down to Lagos with a towing van, it's entire engine laid out in the boot like a bowl of fresh meat, and dumped it at a mechanic close-by. Christmas plans went down the drain! I was just indoor and never saw the color of the sky till the 2nd of January '16. Through the year, i coped with no AC, loud sounds and vibrations from the Engine, engine smoking away 20w-50 total oil like it was weed and all sorts i have had to endure.

https://i.imgur.com/jKSPd0I.jpg

You literately could mix Akamu and milk by just pouring your milk on your Akamu in a bowl and placing it on the vehicle cry cry.
If only i had mustered the strength to change my engine before Change happened, but then work took me out of town for almost 6months.
Saved up spare cash and rang up Gazzuzz, about replacing the engine at all cost, the 0's i had come at me, sent shivers down my spine shocked shocked. With the wicked smile smacked across his face, baba, wouldn't even be moved by my pleas to reconsider and get a downward review on the cost of a solid engine and workmanship.

https://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jackson_crying.jpg

Thankfully, we reached a compromise, life had a good smile at me and last week Thursday, the vehicle was wheeled in into the bay....................Fast forward to yesterday, i kid you not, when the car was cleaned up and i drove out, i had never had any better drive on any other car before. The cold air from the AC slapping my face and my engine ready to Rev and blow out, i headed back to the office, packed my bags and headed straight for 3MB at around 11pm. Took my engine on a 140-160 (save minor alignment and balancing issues i have to sort out), i felt joy in my heart as i did a 3mins25secs on the bridge beating my personal best of 3:59 wink.


Not only is my car ALMOST silent..(like you would literally stand and hear nothing but the fan or the small leak from the exhaust), there are ZERO vibrations. I feel like moonwalking. Your competence is out of this world Gazzuzz. If only you could add Merc to your list of cars... so i can be guaranteed of not having to change my Technician as long as i live in Nigeria. Thank you for saving my troubles. Bae and Son can now sleep easy when they decide to drive with me in the car.

https://i.imgur.com/IYxfVaY.jpg
Daaalu!!!

I can close my eyes and recommend you to anyone( I have done and would still do)! I appreciate.

https://i.imgur.com/ZFyjFuD.jpg

(PS: I'm yet to take any pictures since i got it out yesterday)
Technology MarketRe: Deals,deals,deals:relocation Sales (Concluded) by autolearner: 1:44pm On Dec 08, 2016
What are things still available please?
TravelRe: Norway Admission And Free Tuition Fees by autolearner: 12:59pm On Oct 05, 2016
Ademat7:
Masters or undergraduates
Masters!
Mikymiko:
is the accommodation cost same with other universities?
Not certain! will double check before close of business and post relevant information here
TravelRe: Norway Admission And Free Tuition Fees by autolearner: 9:52am On Oct 05, 2016
bbwollex:
Good morning!
No.....I would have loved to apply but the condition of transferring that accommodation Money to the school account before the issuance of unconditional offer that discouraged me. I don't have such amount of money for that,so I felt some people might have interest and be able to pay for their accommodation.
I guess the process shouldn't take up to one month, just check the application date for admission
Thank you.
Did they state in clear terms what happens to the money if you don't get the offer? Any refund package? or is it non-refundable fee?

Regards.

Mikymiko:
How much is the accommodation deposit?
University of Oslo puts it at 4,089,157.29 NGN
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Technology MarketRe: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by autolearner:
rev2214:
Yes, any length but I can't calculate 30sqm
But u can come to warehouse A and buy it

The last one we bought for a member was 9k
You will the pix on this thread.
Kindly give me an address to Warehouse A Sir or could consider an option of proxy purchase?
I checked the first page of this thread... there are no contact details sir.

Could you kindly make one available?
Technology MarketRe: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by autolearner: 4:38pm On Sep 27, 2016
rev2214:
Kindly remove this advert and open a thread for it. Do things in proper manner. You can get across to us via WhatsApp if you need our help. Tnx
Good Evening Sir,
Can i get a clean good rug of around 30sqm?
What's the price range like?

Thank you.
WebmastersRe: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by autolearner:
1.[s]People will search for google alternatives on the same google that is offline[/s] How do you search on what is offline? huh huh

2.[s]Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%[/s] You missed the word Facebook

4.[s]Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail [/s] Who still gets disturbed by feedburner these days.. you don't have an active spam filter?

5.[s]Your gmail friends and family is all but gone[/s] who again keeps active network on gmail?

6. Many will blame buhari for it You just thought like a typical half-baked Nigerian.

7. [s]Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%[/s] Ultimately...but you are missing Yahoo search!

9. [s]Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv[/s] Is Youtube the only video sharing site your techblog knows?

10. [s]Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects[/s] Wikipedia, Yahoo e.t.c will come through

[s]11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall[/s] You mean IE & Firefox as Opera has not had not more than 2.6% of market share since 2003.

15.[s]Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend[/s] Bing is never friends with anybody and would never be. Allow that sink in!

16. [s]Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store[/s] You speak so 19th century? Waptrick? Really!?

17. [s]Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress[/s] The Linda is bigger than Blogger itself already!

23. [s]No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass[/s] Google Analytics isn't even the best professional analytical tools of choice. So.......
24. [s]Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down[/s] Crawl out of that damn hole you are man.. undecided

25. [s]Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone[/s] Really??!!?? undecided undecided

30. [s]Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog[/s] So you clearly agree you won't get known till Google folds up!? cry cry

Christianity EtcRe: Bromleigh McCleneghan: Sex Before Marriage Is Good by autolearner:
My Pastor Would Always Say, If It Is Not in the Bible, DO NOT follow it!

Once there is a biblical backing for this, then it's good. But so far, i have not found one!


Id*&#s who call themselves pastors in a bid to tell this new (#artnotNudity) generation what they want to hear and fleece them will go to any length to twist and turn the bible. Reminds me of a time when an ex told me she'd like to be a muse for a topless shoot. I simply told her to walk and never look back. We can't abound in sin and ask for grace to continue.



These verses of the bible sums it all up;

2 Timothy 4:3-4

3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
4 And they shall turn away [their] ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.


2 Peter 2:1-3

1. But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
2. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.
3. And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.
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PropertiesRe: Clean Mini Flat To Let @ Surulere For 350k by autolearner: 12:34pm On Aug 17, 2016
gloryhouse:
its a gated 1-bedroom Flat (Mini Flat) situated in an estate in masha.surulere secure parking space; 24hours estate security constant water supply (private bore-hole almost constant electricity available all rooms with terrazo floor its a serene environment unrestricted access (tenant has keys to the main gate for convenience.Preferably 2years rent, but I can be a little flexible. Masha, surulere. The place will be opened for ur client's inspection anytime.

Rent 350k per anun x2yrs Negotiable.
For an Inspection call 08164968133.
pictures maybe?
PropertiesRe: Fresh Sales...... Lands N Wearhouse On Land. by autolearner:
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