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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Because One Is Above A Certain Age He Won't Be Employed In Nigeria? by Average9jaman: 1:38pm On Mar 11, 2025
PulaPower:
Disability people are being employed in Nigeria too..
Ahh! Oga. Where you see dat 1?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Average9jaman: 9:34pm On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
So people still go on dating apps even on this day? I thought those things are long outdated.
Hmm, this your comment eh. It's like your the one that's outdated
BusinessRe: New ATM Fees: Customers Groan As Banks Begin Implementation by Average9jaman: 9:41am On Mar 04, 2025
🤔💬 🤷🏾‍♂️💭 👀 Where is NLC now¿
PhonesRe: Here Are Airtel’s New Data Plan Prices by Average9jaman: 12:25pm On Feb 19, 2025
Makunahatata:
I work in tech, specializing in product design and animation. While I don't use the internet every second of the day, my work relies heavily on stable and fast connectivity.

For instance, I use Figma for UI/UX design, which is an online based program and also requires constant downloads of high-quality materials for projects. Prototyping ideas(especially animation areas) and collaborating with clients also demand reliable internet. A stable connection is crucial for meetings, ensuring I'm on the same page as my clients.

In team projects, a poor network can hinder progress and slow down the team ,and you don't want to be the one to represent village people slowing down progress, also you can easily loose inspiration or run out of ideas quickly due to frustration. The same applies to animation work, where uploading and downloading heavy files is a regular task.
There are other things I can't remember right now that used to frustrate me with bad internet. Moreover, my wife also works from home as an online customer service representative, which requires constant access to reliable internet. This was one of the reasons I decided to switch.
Thanks for the response boss 🙌
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Are Tech Jobs Difficult To Get? by Average9jaman: 9:21am On Feb 19, 2025
adaperry25:
it's useless posting the vacancies then since it's based on recommendations.
Sadly, that's the Nigerian way, even when government agencies post vacancies, those who get the jobs are not those who will go through the recruitment process

it's all a formality
PhonesRe: Here Are Airtel’s New Data Plan Prices by Average9jaman: 8:54am On Feb 19, 2025
Makunahatata:
ordered it from their website after Airtel and Mtn don frustrate my life, and it was delivered to the nearest DHL to me,so I picked it there, tho the price for household monthly sub has jumped from 38 to 75k..but it's worth it if u use it for work and need very fast internet and a heavy data user, everyone in my house like up to 5 people connect to it, and even the TV is connected as well ,I now stream movies/ football without lagging.
When I see heavy data users like u, it amazes me and I always wonder, especially when u say u need fast data for work.

Pls I don't mean to intrude -what gets me scratching my head is-, what sort of work do you do that wud make u make that switch to Starlink despite cost implications

75k for data sub per month is no joke
EducationRe: Can I Still Enrol Jamb And Try Gaining Admission At The Age Of 26 by Average9jaman: 11:38am On Feb 17, 2025
surgebitcoin:
Not late at all. I went to uni when I was 25.
Served when I was 29 and got a Federal job (Ministry of Works) when I was 31. So not too late.
Who give you d job? 🤔

Asking for a friend...
PhonesRe: "From 2K To 6K" Trends As Telco Increases Tariff by Average9jaman: 12:24pm On Feb 11, 2025
post=134097687:
A massive opportunity for the others to swoop in and capture MTN's frustrated subscribers.....
If dem sef no follow suit.

With 7 days validity?!
WTF!
Who are the "others"?
PoliticsRe: Is The National Assembly Redeemable? - Punch Editorial by Average9jaman: 11:03am On Feb 05, 2025
Bobloco:
https://punchng.com/is-the-national-assembly-redeemable/
"This odious conduct persists because there are no consequences."

Gbam!!!
Car TalkRe: Anywhere You See Peugeot 407 Flee... by Average9jaman: 6:16am On Feb 05, 2025
But y do you say so. Isn't it a good car?
PoliticsRe: Man Undergoes Life-saving Surgery As NDLEA Removes 57 Cocaine Pellets by Average9jaman: 4:18pm On Feb 02, 2025
fredoooooo:
Surgery for what .. why waste tax payers money on kriminal ... let the bascad peme abeg
Do you know how many millions those drugs are worth?

The money for the surgery is nothing compared to the worth of the drugs
PoliticsRe: Did Discos Quietly Increase Tariffs?! (Screenshots) by Average9jaman: 3:57pm On Feb 02, 2025
Where is the completely USELESS labour now?

This 1 now they wil keep quiet, if its increase in airtime tariff they will be busy shouting upandan 😕
FoodRe: What I Bought With 9,000 Naira In Russia In 2025 by Average9jaman: 10:05pm On Jan 05, 2025
mushroomFarm:
2 Turkey laps 0.6kg 2,000 naira (146 rubles)

Pork meat 0.6 kg 3,300 naira (236 rubles) Pork is actually pretty expensive. High demand I guess. Also from my last post some people were annoyed that I eat pork which is strange grin. 'beef' is a god in one country. Besides here in the cold, meat, especially pork is vital for survival. smiley

Sea food (Mature Squid about four) 303 rubles (4,250 naira)

Total of how many rupies chief? 🤔


Total of about 9,500 Naira. However I paid only about 9,000 naira for these items because like I mentioned earlier, some stores offer discount for students if you carry your student Identification card with you.

You might be wondering if I only want to eat meat or why I don't buy other things. Well my church pastor who is obviously a Russian often sends us (African students) food items like rice, potatoes and spices so I hardly buy these items. tongue Also we tend to buy potatoes collectively in large quantities during summer when it is even much cheaper.

Happy new year Nairalanders.

Shout-out to my Nairalanders of the year
Falseprophet1 and another guy (I actually don't know his moniker) but he is that guy that always say "non-virgins aka boreholes" grin I don't share his views oo but it cracks me up everytime I see his posts cheesy🤣🤣🤣
Total of how many rupies chief? 🤔
TravelRe: ''Stop De-Marketing Your Own Country'' - South African Lady To Nigerians - (vid) by Average9jaman: 12:47pm On Dec 26, 2024
jazzman7711:
And your solution is to make it worse by de marketing yourselves further?

The politicians of other countries are perfect of course. They never take out loans and other stupid excuses you’re giving for disgracing yourselves online before the world.

Senseless.
You are the one that's clearly stupid, cos I neva told you politicians of other countries are perfect or don't take out loans,

So don't put words in my mouth

If the politicians of other first world countries behave just like our politicians behave, do you think they will arrive at the status that they are on the global stage today?


If the politicians did what they were supposed to, then there will be progression for everyone to see, and there is no better form of marketing than that.
TravelRe: ''Stop De-Marketing Your Own Country'' - South African Lady To Nigerians - (vid) by Average9jaman: 12:29pm On Dec 26, 2024
HighQue007:
You are not making sense.
Politicians are just there for the temporary time but the damage of bad mouthing is permanent and you will be crying Nigerians are being profiled everywhere in the world.

Nigeria is a wonderful place and you are about to witness her greatness. The headquarter of Afrobeat is about to take the world by storm. Watch every December become Pilgrimage for big spenders. E just dey start no worry
He's making correct sense,

So, to you, is it that the damage of the politicians is not permanent?

The mismanagement and loans that the politicians have taken, that even our children's children wil still b paying, wil it have no impact on their chances in life and, the way even the younger generation will project Nigeria to the world
TravelRe: ''Stop De-Marketing Your Own Country'' - South African Lady To Nigerians - (vid) by Average9jaman: 12:16pm On Dec 26, 2024
Calitoscassius:
Absolute rubbish! grin morrons like you always comparing America with your shit hole Naigeeria.



Your bad atitude alone on here is demarketing Naigeeria. You think people don't read news about the corrupt system, terrorisms, murders and kidnapping. Scams done by Naigerrians all over the world. Armed robberies and lawlessness police extortions, brutalities and bribery. No need ONE, attention seeking south africa irrelevant woman to tell us about Naigerria. Kemi Badenoch a very influencial woman already make us aware of that and i will take Kemi's view on Naigeria anyday than ONE south african woman. Who probarbly was paid to come on social media to yap rubbish.

If you don't agree with other people's opinions no need to call them names or make derogaory marks about them. You are a typical uncivilised Naigeerian demarketing you Zoo. Clearly. grin
No mind dat guy, it's like he's looking for cheap popularity grin
TravelRe: ''Stop De-Marketing Your Own Country'' - South African Lady To Nigerians - (vid) by Average9jaman: 12:04pm On Dec 26, 2024
jazzman7711:
You are very stupid with no sense.

Is Nigeria the only country with problems?

Do you know that 40,000 people are shot dead in America every year?

How many Americans have you seen saying to foreigners or on social media, ''Don't go to America or you will get shot''?

Why are they not saying ''Oh, because our leaders won't solve the gun crime issue, we'll de-market the country and warn the world not to visit America because it is unsafe and insecure'', which is your DUNDERHEAD reasoning?

Can your thick head not find anything good to say about your environment when FOREIGNERS can come in and see it and are broadcasting it to the world? Mr self-hatred and inferiority complex.

The other day it was one Cameroonian guy touring Nigeria and showing the world that this country is actually fast developing, contrary to what is commonly thought, due to Nigerians running down and insulting their country online.

It is your type who go telling foreigners not to visit Nigeria.

YET THEY ALL VISIT AND NOTHING HAPPENS.

This video is for utter idiots like you with no common sense.

Every day, ''leaders, leaders, leaders''.

When the world stereotypes your country negatively due to your LOUD MOUTHS, it will not impact a single ONE of those 'leaders'.

It will impact YOU AND YOUR OFFSPRING who will be shunned by the world in business collaboration, investment, tourism, and everything else.

Stupid people with no sense.

Look at a small girl from South Africa schooling you.

Sense of the big picture: ZERO.
I saw a commercial on dstv yesterday for a pizza 🍕, the advertised cost was 299 rand

😳😳

For a whole pizza!

I just felt so sad inside.

I thought to myself - where on the face of this planet, can u get a FULL pizza for N300?
TravelRe: ''Stop De-Marketing Your Own Country'' - South African Lady To Nigerians - (vid) by Average9jaman: 11:56am On Dec 26, 2024
jazzman7711:
You are very stupid with no sense.

Is Nigeria the only country with problems?

Do you know that 40,000 people are shot dead in America every year?

How many Americans have you seen saying to foreigners or on social media, ''Don't go to America or you will get shot''?

Why are they not saying ''Oh, because our leaders won't solve the gun crime issue, we'll de-market the country and warn the world not to visit America because it is unsafe and insecure'', which is your DUNDERHEAD reasoning?

Can your thick head not find anything good to say about your environment when FOREIGNERS can come in and see it and are broadcasting it to the world? Mr self-hatred and inferiority complex.

The other day it was one Cameroonian guy touring Nigeria and showing the world that this country is actually fast developing, contrary to what is commonly thought, due to Nigerians running down and insulting their country online.

It is your type who go telling foreigners not to visit Nigeria.

YET THEY ALL VISIT AND NOTHING HAPPENS.

This video is for utter idiots like you with no common sense.

Every day, ''leaders, leaders, leaders''.

When the world stereotypes your country negatively due to your LOUD MOUTHS, it will not impact a single ONE of those 'leaders'.

It will impact YOU AND YOUR OFFSPRING who will be shunned by the world in business collaboration, investment, tourism, and everything else.

Stupid people with no sense.

Look at a small girl from South Africa schooling you.

Sense of the big picture: ZERO.
SMH 🤦🏾‍♂️

Dis guy! It's like ur the 1 without sense.

Just like the guy u quoted said; a good economy/policy/country; a good product will sell itself.

We've had it terrible in this country for many decades.

Ur saying everyday we're blaming our leaders, but they are the very people we should blame, because they have been given a mandate to steer us towards a prosperous country a brighter future for the younger generations.

What Nigerians are asking for is simple, good governance.

This is what a search shows to be 'good governance'. When u look at it, c if your able to make that comparison between America and Nigeria again.


Citizens consider good governance to be when public institutions:

🔸 Manage community assets well

🔸Conduct public affairs responsibly

🔸Ensure human rights are realized

🔸Are free from abuse and corruption

🔸Take the rule of law into account

🔸Produce results that meet society's needs

🔸Make the best use of resources

🔸Improve public decision-making

🔸Increase accountability and transparency

🔸Enhance trust in government

🔸 Empower marginalized populations

🔸Promote a more informed citizenry

🔸 Provide opportunities for everyone to voice their opinions

🔸Ensure everyone has the right to freedom of association and expression

🔸Are participatory, consensus oriented, responsive, effective, efficient, equitable, and inclusive.

Do you imagine that if Nigerians experience good governance they will be speaking negatively?
PhonesRe: The Head Phones And Earbuds Thread by Average9jaman: 6:11am On Dec 02, 2024
mctfopt:
Got myself a QCY HT05, wasn't expecting much from it. But I'm blown away by the mid and bass and clarity. Also it's sure has a faster connection to my phone compared to my previous 1More earbud that I bought for thrice the price. Found it be super light especially when compared with my Edifier. ANC not too bad when you come to think of the price range.

Give QCY a chance if you are in the market for good earbud that won't break the bank.

It's a solid 5 star from me smiley
How much did you get it?
PoliticsRe: Highly Embarrassing And Discouraging For An Ex-president! by Average9jaman: 12:58pm On Oct 29, 2024
helinues:
He chose not to as former president Buhari is not social from the onset
They are talking about impacting positively on humanity, u are talking about not being social

If you have nothing to offer, then what can you give
TravelRe: Northern Lady Laments The Wrong Perception People Have About The North by Average9jaman: 12:47pm On Oct 29, 2024
APOPTOSIS:
Curb Boko Haram first.., make it reassuring again.
The Northern part used to be my favorite in the late 90s.
If Nigeria was good and reassuring, most Nigerians would prefer to reside in the North.
Kaduna, Plateau have a semblance with California
Plateau is not North
TravelRe: Why I Now Have A 'japa' Plan (even Though I Love Naija) by Average9jaman: 12:42pm On Oct 29, 2024
Beekeeper1:
I’ve always been that person who says, “Naija till I die!” I grew up here, spent my whole life here, and I love this place like it’s part of my DNA. The food, the culture, the vibe—there’s just nothing like it. Even when my friends left for “greener pastures,” I was here, holding down the fort. “Who will remain to fix Naija if we all run away?” I’d joke.

But last month, my patriotism met its match.

It all started on a Monday morning—the kind that already feels like it’s out to get you before it even begins. I had a big presentation that day, one that could finally lead to a promotion. I got up extra early, suit pressed, slides perfected, and was out the door, determined to make a great impression.

Then NEPA happened. Halfway through my morning routine, the lights went out. No electricity. “No wahala,” I thought, scrambling to find my power bank for my phone and a flashlight to finish getting ready. I wasn’t going to let a little thing like no power stop me, right?

As I headed out, I noticed the fuel gauge blinking “empty.” Just my luck. I made a quick detour to the petrol station, only to be greeted by a line that looked like half of Lagos was there. An hour later, I was still in that line, watching the time tick by as my promotion dreams started slipping out of reach. But I finally got fuel, threw a thank you to the attendant, and sped off, hoping to make up for lost time.

And then I hit the traffic. Not today, please, I thought, gripping the steering wheel, whispering every “I cast and bind” prayer I knew. But Lagos traffic doesn’t answer prayers—it just swallows time, no matter how hard you beg.

I was almost at the office when I got stopped. You guessed it—police checkpoint. The officer took his sweet time inspecting my documents, dropping hints about “something for the weekend,” and I watched the last precious minutes melt away. By the time he finally waved me off, I’d missed my meeting.

When I finally got to the office, my boss didn’t even let me explain. She just gave me the look, that one that says, You had one job. I knew then that any hope for that promotion was gone.

That was it. I was drained, frustrated, and completely over it. It was like the universe was telling me, “Oga, it’s time to go.”

I don’t want to leave Naija; I really don’t. But sometimes, loving this place feels like being in a relationship with someone who just can’t get it together. You see the potential, the charm, the good heart underneath, but there’s always something—always some last-minute obstacle, some hidden clause that makes it so hard.

So yeah, I have a ‘japa’ plan now. I still love this place, and I always will. But maybe I need to love it from afar, with a little less “NEPA wahala” and a bit more stability. It’s a bittersweet plan, but hey, maybe one day I’ll come back, and Nigeria will be ready to meet me halfway.

Until then, my ‘japa’ plan is officially on standby. Because as much as I love this place, sometimes love just isn’t enough.
Am curious, pls What is your japa plan in this economy?
PoliticsRe: We’ll Restore Electricity To North Within 5 Days – Adelabu by Average9jaman: 12:29pm On Oct 29, 2024
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/we’ll-restore-electricity'to-north-within-5-days-Adelabu
A WHOLE 5 days shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Ghana To Import Petroleum Products From Dangote Refinery ‘To Reduce Prices’ by Average9jaman: 12:23pm On Oct 29, 2024
Jeje247:
Our marketers say dangote fuel is too expensive. They want to import from oyibo. Ghana is saying oyibo fuel too cost. They want to import from Nigeria. Abeg which maths topic person fit take draft and solve this problem cos my head wan blow. I no dey understand anything for this country again
😭😭😭😭

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

When will Nigeria stop breaking my heart

Is this not how a responsible government should be talking 🤷🏾‍♂️❗❓

This is another African country o, Ghana here here

Then our own president will be telling the impoverished citizens that even if we buy fuel from dangote, we will still be buying at the same price as when it is imported

Like how is that even possible 🙆🏾‍♂️

Are they trying to tel us that freight costs, landing costs and other logistical costs will not affect the final price on the street;?

as opposed to dangotes local supply?

Is this not the time for fuel price within Nigeria to come down?

Why is Nigeria's mathematics and logical reasoning always different and wrong
PoliticsRe: Ghana To Import Petroleum Products From Dangote Refinery ‘To Reduce Prices’ by Average9jaman: 12:21pm On Oct 29, 2024
coleon:
What relevance is this analogy that you have posited, 1 Dollar is 1320 Korean Won whereas 1 Dollar is 1700 Naira. Is it not obvious to even the blind that the Korean won is stronger in terms of Value so what exactly is the point you are trying to make with this analogy.
Sometimes I wonder whether you just post things to show that you know how to use Google search.
I wonder for d guy

If 560 cedis is minimum wage in Ghana, how can u compare that to 70000 in Nigeria

What a sh!t currency
PoliticsRe: Ghana To Import Petroleum Products From Dangote Refinery ‘To Reduce Prices’ by Average9jaman: 12:08pm On Oct 29, 2024
naptu2:
https://www.thecable.ng/ghana-to-import-petroleum-products-from-dangote-refinery-to-reduce-prices/
😭😭😭😭

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

When will Nigeria stop breaking my heart

Is this not how a responsible government should be talking 🤷🏾‍♂️❗❓

This is another African country o, Ghana here here

Then our own president will be telling the impoverished citizens that even if we buy fuel from dangote, we will still be buying at the same price as when it is imported

Like how is that even possible 🙆🏾‍♂️

Are they trying to tel us that freight costs, landing costs and other logistical costs will not affect the final price on the street;?

as opposed to dangotes local supply?

Is this not the time for fuel price within Nigeria to come down?

Why is Nigeria's mathematics and logical reasoning always different and wrong
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Average9jaman: 1:01pm On Oct 13, 2024
emma788:
Currently conquering Hyrule as Link in Breath of the Wild! What game are you diving into today?
What console?
PhonesRe: Starlink Increases Monthly Subscription Price In Nigeria by Average9jaman: 8:09pm On Oct 01, 2024
faceland:
I saw a meme that said; if you earn one naira everyday, It would take you OVER 4 years to save up to one single dollar.
😢💔🙆🏾‍♂️
TravelRe: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Average9jaman: 10:40pm On Sep 30, 2024
SmartPolician:
How does this need concern Nigeria?
It's like dis ya moniker, D smart-part is not so smart.

Of course it should concern Nigerians.

Let's open our eyes 👀.

See how other countries are encouraging their citizens, businesses, livelihood, developing their economies.

This is a big plus for their tourism sector, you can see the type of investments it is pulling, these are ways of job creation

When have you heard of 1positive interest or innovation shown towards our Nigerian tourism sector?
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Average9jaman: 6:18pm On Sep 27, 2024
Can xenia or Rpcs3 emulator run properly on Intel HD graphics 3000 laptop??
PoliticsRe: NEPA Remotely Wope Off My Meter Units by Average9jaman: 11:38am On Sep 25, 2024
nairalanda1:
Did you do the recent KYC exercise that all discos told their meter owners to do?

Regardless, contact your local disco.
Ah, I dint hear of this oo

When pls
PoliticsRe: Suspected Bandit Seen Conducting A Giveaway On Tiktok by Average9jaman: 5:08pm On Sep 23, 2024
Father4all:
DSS where are you guys ooo
Too busy going after yahoo boys grin

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