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You are 41 yer still talking of wedding. Better look for how to get pregnant any how through whichever way, married or not. Even if you have to coarse, pay, trick or force a guy to it. Be it Neighbour, Cousin, friend or colleague. Your secret is your secret, if you don't tell people, they won't know. And if they know, to hell with them.

Menopause dey quick come nowadays o.

Better to be a single mother without a husband than to be childless and miserable. .

I won't really call it mumu.

" I went to school for love"

I came from a poor family. After my secondary education. I couldn’t continue because there is no financial and counselling support from family or anywhere. So I started hustling different jobs. Working to start a life.

One of my hustle is home teaching or tutoring. I tutored a lady (My wife) for her GCE . I fell in love with her after she passed.

I was tasked to process her admission to further her education. However, I also applied for myself to same school just to stay close to her.

However, today we are both graduates of same institution, though different course and happily married.

Is that "MUMU" enough for you?

I respect you jare! Don't mind all those fake liars saying rubbish, some of them na Garri and sugar or kulikuli demsef dey take hold body o.

Dem just dey form for here with there broccoli types of foreign foods.

Anytime I visit the Eastern states in Nigeria, I don't joke with Rice and beans topped with "Ofe Aku" soup.

We attended same church where youths are prohibited from visiting opposite gender even if you guys are engaged.

I had a vehicular accident and broke my leg, I couldn't do anything by myself after the hospital treatments.

She left home to come stay with me for over 6 months that I took to heal the leg. Going to her work from my place and coming back to nurse me back to health despite knowing that the church will suspend both of us. She damned the consequences.

That is just one of the reasons.

Babinski:
The judgment against SERAP amounts to nothing but judicial travesty. SERAP's publication referred to "DSS Officials" and did not specifically name the officers neither did it issue any unique identifying characteristics. The descriptive attributes of tall, thin or dark that the Judge said he took judicial notice of are too broad to uniquely identify the officers and support aby aims of defamation by the officers. Without any positive identification of the officers from the SERAP publication, the case of defamation cannot be sustained. The Court clearly erred in this matter

Take it easy o. Serap didn't name any of the officers but like wise the court's judgement is also to Serap and not to any staff specifically.

So it's DSS vs SERAP.

UncleHaba22:
Ask your club to give you a league title first of all this is almost 14years you don't know how it feels to win a league title 20yrs no UCL trophy and you're not even sure you'll be winning any tangible Trophy anytime soon

You leave your dead thread to come cry here because we wanna gift your Rashford a league title
Don't disguise as a lover of Rashford to come and be stylishly supporting Barca because that's what you're doing have some shame

The guy no get shame at all. Man U fans suppose to be thanking Barca for reviving the career of Rashford.

Man U has already rejected him and treated him as an outcast. If not for us, they would have sold the guy to anybody for peanut last season.

UncleHaba22:
The best we can do right now is allowing lewandowski and Dejong leave that's enough salary space opened and sale Kounde Aswell

The transfer fees received and us returning to 1:1 rule should be enough for us to get a DM, RB, CB, LW and Striker ferran should still remain a backup next season

Yes Lewadowski is very near the end and possibly going to be sold. He is a 70% outgoing player, but you see DJ spinal, that guy dey do juju. He will not be sold. He has his ways. He will flatter to deceive Barca with his football aesthetics like he's been doing season after season.

I don't understand how we continue retaining a midfield player with the highest humongous pay without having a comparative output to balance out. Yet we continue complaining of lack of funds.

He is collecting the salary that could pay for 3 players among our current midfielders. But one thing is sure Barca will prefer to sell even Casado, Gavi or Bernal before considering selling De Jong. The juju strong.

Anasys:
There is one in Anua hospital. He is a confirmed dog, his evil reputation goes before him. He is pure evil, undiluted and uncensored. The authority should look into it.

Good you know the hospital and his station. Kindly go and report him there to the authority of the Hospital with or even without proof. They know how to set him up and get him.

But don't generalise thinking every male gynecologist acts perversive. If you are not comfortable with assigned practitioner, you are free to request for another.

I don't have a car. Maybe I should just jejely vamoose from this gathering. Bye.

Nonsense. What's so special about una kpekus that has been seen and sampled severally before your marriage to this your hubby sef?

It's not as if any of you guys have any other shape which differs from others.

If you are in a gynecologist or most medicine profession, you would have gotten tired and bored of seeing this orifice that many women think is any thing special.

To your hubby and your admirers, it is special and could be worshipped, but if your life is at stake, you will not even know the gender of your doctor.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Joao Cancelo is set to become the only player to ever win all top 4 European leagues!

Wow! That record of his will not be easy to break by any player for a long time. He should end his career at PSG to cap it five.

AirBere:
Getafe fans clapping for Pedri 👏

Your friend @Trevor will not be happy with that.

Winning this game today has just made the El-classico less important. Now it's no more a must win for us. Even if Madrid wins we are still winning the league.

jpmoriarti:
We just need to win 3 more matches out of the remaining 6 games and it's mathematically over.

It is not mathematical. If we win 3 games; the league is already ours.

AirBere:
The fact that a player in his prime is on loan should tell you everything. Like he couldn't hold down a place in a team where Amad and Cunha are key players lol.

#Black Ronaldo

Please explain the bolded. I don't understand the correlation.

AirBere:
My boy is back. Celta go hear am 🙌

Ha! Ha!! Ha!!! You be bad person. He may just surprise you.

If every player is fit and in-form; these three will be my preferred midfielders in big games. Pedri / Bernal / Gavi.

Every midfield 3 should include one magician or anchor, one orchestrator and one workaholic ruggedman.

My opinion though.

The smallie with the purse is looking like "What's going on here"?

abduleez1:
Bastoni and Alvarez at once?
I doubt the feasibility of that.
Yes, we might try to sign of ask around for price but I doubt there's actually a serious and solid plan on how to successfully poach him that doesn't involve hard cash.

If you say 2027 we can get him, then I agree, but this 2026? I seriously doubt it. Unless I underestimated the money that must have flowed into our coffers due to Camp Nou reopening and incoming deals like shirt sponsorships, stadium naming rights, VIP seats etc.

Only way we get Alvarez and Bastoni is IF one of the clubs agree to a very generous spread to paying their fees in multiple seasons like 4 transfer windows or more.

Who would be the best option for Barca striker between Alvarez, Isak,Osimhen and Asilani?

And which is cheaper and easier to get?

AirBere:
A defensive midfielder is part of the defense. But let's see if signing new defenders will mask everything. Like Pogba, Dejong's problem isn't lack of talent or ability. He's just too lazy and not coachable. Doesn't show efforts especially in big games. There's a reason why he's the common denominator in all big game humiliations and European eliminations since he got to Barça.

For you it's DM and for kilishi and some others it's the CBs, and for some it's RB and LB while for some it's the Strker and LW. For some it's highline and others it's the coach.

From the above it seems Barca needs to overhaul the whole team with limited funds available.

For me I believe we have a very good team that can stand toe to toe with any team in the world but needs just some little tweaks here and there.

We need to pick out the actual wrong peg that is limiting the team's full potential and fix it.

⁹

Bimmarlykay:
I'm quite angry at Pedri,ball ain't always about turning.

I could recall counting 2-3 scenarios where blud could send killer forward passes or through balls but he preferred turning and playing safe,the only time he crossed ball almost led to a goal,we need more of those.

He should watch more of Messi,Iniesta,Busquet,Xavi if you see an opening take the pass don't doubt it.

Maybe he started to actually learn from the senior and more experienced midfielders in the team. (Note: sarcasm).

abduleez1:
Like bro, I dey watch match, I just dey hear vest ref in Europe. Only to see the atrocious officiating he delivered yesternight. Bro, like inconsistencies from a referee in the same match for similar offences.
How Joe Musso didn't even get a yellow card for that foul on Fermin Lopez is a marvel. Fine, let's even say the ref was bias and trying to protect Atletico, but how does he explain no yellow card to the keeper for that life threatening foul. Boot straight to the face and nothing happened? That's like a pat on the back.

Guys, to me, it's like UEFA has a secret agreement to ensure Barca doesn't win the tournament ever again. Cos all these funny bias calls for the past three seasons suddenly doesn't seem like a coincidence to me no more. To the point the supposed best ref in the world couldn't make consistent nonsense controversial calls yesterday.

Left to me, if we go to UCL next season and this same shitty refereeing reoccurs and becomes a pivotal reason for our elimination, I'll just say we boycott the UCL and refuse to participate in future competitions since the leadership and its officials seems to have a different rules for other teams vs Barca.

What's the point participating when you'll be robbed with every dark arts possible before you even get to the final?

You've just brought to the fore a question I had about this UCL competition. Is it possible? Or has it ever happened before? For a team to top its league table and refusing to compete in the UCL. Can it happen?

All these ojoro and unfair refereeing decisions that usually happens to Barca is too much.

Yes now we are level. Now lets play football.⁹

She has just played a good political game while spending some millions to pick nomination form, do billboards and bribe one or two escos. Knowing she cannot win from the start, she has withdrawn and pledge her support.

She now has to step back and wait for the dividends of her investment. Kapich.

I can marry her if she get her own house, her own money and her own job or business and must be ready to be a third wife to me no matter my age.

Note: I don't need her money o. I am just sharing myself with her. Husband na Husband.

cr7lomo:
VDM is a proper example of Nigerian politicians....once they have power, they start to intimidate ... this VDM is just using authorities to intimidate....same authorities that were used to intimidate him while he was still coming up ... the is the biggest hypocrite in Nigeria , a confusionist and manipulator ... same person that said it was wrong for Burna , mercy Johnson, Ned Nwoko , Davido , David Umahi to use authorities to arrest the people they were fighting.... now he is busy threatening to do same to sowore and Blessing CEO ...and did it to Blord ... he is no different from these evil politicians.... he is just using the naive ones to boost relevance, calling them Ratels ...he knows there are more foolish Nigerians that smart Nigerians.... Just like The Government

All he is asking for is PROOF.

Even if VDM is all shades of evil as you just said he is. Does it mean everything Sahara reporters said should be taken by the public hook, line and sinker?

They have alleged that he met with the IG of police and he has denied that it never happened. He is now daring them to proof their story either with video or witnesses to show everyone the truth and you became angry. I don't understand

SpencerForbes:
🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: FC Barcelona have filed a formal complaint with UEFA regarding the refereeing in the first leg of the UCL 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 against Atlético de Madrid. ⚖️

The complaint focuses on the 54th minute, when an opposing player handled the ball inside the penalty area with NO penalty awarded. ❌

Barcelona consider this, together with the SERIOUS LACK OF VAR intervention, a significant error. 🟥

The club has requested the opening of an investigation, access to referee communications and, if applicable, the official recognition of the ERRORS. 🔥

Barcelona also state this is NOT the first time incomprehensible refereeing decisions have seriously harmed the team in recent UCL editions. ‼️


• INVESTIGATION to be opened by UEFA with clear explanations provided
• MISTAKES to be officially acknowledged
• REFEREE István Kovács to be SANCTIONED
• VAR official Christian Dingert to be SANCTIONED

Is this part always necessary? I think it’s high time we lick our wounds and move on with high expectations for the second leg.

And what will be achieved with all these complaints? UEFA is not CAF that they will reverse a football match result after its end naa.

Let us prepare to face the war in the second leg because every obstacles and situation in that match is stalked against us. Playing away with 2 goals deficit, bad pitch, bad officiating, team lacking its sharp edge in front of goal, team creates dozens of chances and spurns it all, best performers out with injuries. It's an uphill climb but not impossible.

And if we get knock out. Well. That's that. We move on.

"Wedding is just for a day; Marriage is for life".

Don't waste all your savings and resources to satisfy your partner, family and friends on a day celebrations and party. Focus your strength, savings and planning for the Marriage itself because that is an everyday task.

"Marry someone who loves you more than you love him or her".

Result - He or She will be looking for how to make you happy in whatever situation. Will want to please you more than you are doing.

But if you marry someone you love more than he or she loves you. You will work your ass off to satisfy him or her, yet they will never be pleased.

For me it's VDM.

Of all of them on this list he is the only one that will not just take my word blindly and fight on without checking. He will investigate both sides.

"Idongesit"

Always funny to me anytime, anyday.

I'll be like - Dey play. If you late enter Molue bus, you go carry standing to your destination.

jpmoriarti:
Injuries are part of the game. And international breaks are not going anywhere. Players gets injured even in training or warmup sessions. Yes we know this is a crucial time of the season but the team should be able to adapt in the absence of the Brazilian.

Yes the team should adapt. Agreed. But we need to understand the worry of fans like @Techu about Raphinha's injury at this crucial time. He is arguably the attacker with the sharp reliable end product we have at the front right now. The rest are just sharp today, dull tomorrow.

I hope his injury is not a serious one. Because if he takes a lengthy one, he'll be greatly missed and it may cost us.