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So our cleaner is still working. Even on holidays.
Joblessness is a CURSE.

Derumklala12:
Florian wirtz deal done
Trent done
Man city cherki done
Arsenal sesko almost done
Arsenal zubimendi done


And we can't sign a goalkeeper from relegation sides,...
We can't even negotiate a deal for washed rashford


We can't kick ter stegen out but we can for Leo Messi

This forking club

It's frustrating right? I understand your worry.

Barca is always rigmaroling every season when it comes to transfer window. I don't understand why we are always on the backfoot.
I know many will excuse our sluggish transfers to lack of funds, but even those years when we had good finances we would rather spend it unwisely on players like Arthur Melo, Pjanic and Braithwaite etc.
Season ending and other top clubs are already sealing deals on their top targets. But what do we do? Waiting for left-overs and free-agents.

But one thing is that sometimes in these, we still get lucky to hook 1 or 2 diamonds in the rough like Raphinha, Christensen and so on.

Let's hope we get it right this window.

Thoth02:
who is this one ?

Get something to do na

Chai ! Guy why na? Leave that dude. He is jobless
so We employed him to help us open and sweep the office (thread) every day.

So, abeg. Ignore our cleaner. Let him do his job.

DarkJeddi:
The profits and the theatre returns says otherwise.

It took Daniel Craig to repair the incalculable damage Piers Brosnan did to the franchise.

They dumped Brosnan.

They begged Craig to continue..😂

You didn't get the question posted by the thread.

It said "Who is your favourite James Bond Movie character? and not the James Bond character with highest Box office sales"

My favorite remains Pierce Brosnan.

Pierce Brosnan for best. - Very slick, slippery,cunning, intelligent and can be mistaken as an ordinary person.

Daniel Craig for worst. - Too aggressive, easily spotted as an ex-military, not good with tech, prefers fighting his way through everything like a
John Wick

Even the Ushers were like: Chai ! Pastor which kain thing be dis if to say I know I for no come this crusade today o

You lot are all carnal people. The pastor has spiritually changed the water to wine already . You need to be in the spirit to know its taste.

If you are not in the spirit you will continue to see water. We that are in spirit already see WINE.

Abeg I need anoda base of that kpo my guy.

SpencerForbes:
Thibaut Courtois on the last Clásico against Barcelona: 🎙"After Lamine Yamal's goal, I saw Rafinha rushing towards the net to grab the ball... I extended my hand and tried to stop him, but he smiled and said, 'Don't worry... We'll give it back to you in two minutes.' I thought he was joking, but only two minutes passed and he was right in front of me, alone, calmly scoring the third goal as if nothing had happened." 🤯❤ 🎙 I realized we weren't facing an ordinary team... We were facing a hurricane called Barcelona.

Did he actually say that😁😂😂

Don't let Madrid fanatics hear this oooo. If true Courtios said that, they will tear him from limb to limb. Ha ! The height of mockery.

His reasons are valid.

jpmoriarti:
Barça's initial plan for Joan García would be to sign him from Espanyol for €25M and then loan him out to another club for 1 season. Nothing is decided and yet and everything is open. Player's decision will be the key.
[@FabrizioRomano]

I know that the Barca media is hysterical and nuerotic but if this story is anything to go by, then I tire for Barca. Nothing is ever straightforward.

You wanna sign the best goalkeeper in this 2024/2025 Laliga Season and you're talking about loaning him out, just because of finished Ter Stegen and retiree Wojciech Szczesny ? Doesn't make any single sense.

Making critical decisions with emotions and sentiments is why we have stayed 10 years in UCL limbo. Now that we have a squad to challenge for the biggest trophies, why not make it better and remove dead woods?

With this news; Put yourself in Garcia's shoe. Will you choose Barca amongst your other options?

jpmoriarti:
Ansu Fati rumoured to be attracking interest from AS Monaco.

He should take it ASAP. Monaco is a top club in the Ligue 1 and he will be able to play in the UCL next season. If the interest is real, then he has to take it and stop messing around

We need him to move. If this rumour is true. Monaco will actually be a good place for Ansu Fati to rediscover himself. So let him grab that opportunity sharpaly.

AirBere:
😂 😂 May be affiliations is a strong word. But it seems you're not getting my point though. Without Pep going to City, will you have anything to do with City? I'll say maybe a little because of Yaya who also played here. I've mentioned that our greatest coach managed Madrid. That alone will draw lots of fans.

There's also Don Carlo. Makalele is a Chelsea legend, Essien, Cavallho, Robben, Hazard are all legends for Chelsea. That's enough to support Madrid in Spain if you're a Chelsea fan plus say them no too like Una for EPL 😂 Lol.

On Chelsea fans supporting Messi, isn't that obvious? Ronaldo played in the EPL under Feegie and won EPL/UCL ontop our head. It's only logical that he'll not be liked by Chelsea fans who at the time were United's biggest rival in the title race.

Like I said, I support them in Spain ooo but in patches as e no reach to carry am for head. Dazzol

Most Chelsea fans understandably likes Madrid over Barca because Madrid have not at anytime met and beaten Chelsea in UCL final. But Barca had.

So we know that: "the enemy of my enemy is my friend."

Ur engagement on this thread has actually been most time objective and non-biased. Which is applaudable.

How did you forget Frederick and Patrick. They are very popular names back then.

All ladies want is MONEY. Just have money, cars, mansion and spend on them. If you are a dwarf, they will still queue to get you.

If you like carry packs and muscles like "Commando". If you are broke, not only ladies will desert you, even your family members will greet you from far.

Ihebu4chelsea:
Reason why I said you should stop trolling your Elder brother, you can troll Chelsea all you want, Barcelona is bigger than Chelsea anyday anytime, face Madrid.

Good you sabi the hierarchy. I'm not disputing that Madrid doesn't have more than me, but when I win, let me enjoy my celebrations. Winning a 38 league race among 20 teams no be beans. Kapich

ChefDevvy:
Are you slow??

Why did barka parade the Spanish super cup as a trophy you won this season??

Btw when was the last time barka played the Uefa super cup?

Ok. back to you Mr. Supercup. I'm happy Madrid won something. You are harping on it as if that is the only Cup to win.

We are celebrating being Spanish TREBLE WINNERS this 2025 against all odds. And you are not happy for us. We went through hell, enmity and challenges to get here bro. Swallow the humble pie and say congratulations to us for winning a good fight even if its against you.

Ihebu4chelsea:
I agree though, same thing should happen when you troll Madrid. C'mon 15 -5 is still 10, The world might come to an end before you achieve that level. I hope you remember 5-2 is just 3.

Nice calculation. And you think same doesn't go for u?
Try and get that 3 first to meet up with Barca, then we can talk about who meets Madrid first. Or do you think sniffing up Madrid's ass will make them dash you 1 from their 15?

Qualify for the next one first, so we can both compete. We have qualified already. Madrid have qualified already. Face your front and try to qualify first instead of putting mouth in qualified candidates discussion.

Ihebu4chelsea:
When last did you participate in the Super cup? A clear case of trolling your superior.

A good question you should ask yourself.

You should cover your mouth when your superiors who have constantly qualified to the Champions league and have already qualified again are talking.

If you try am again, we go join hands flog you comot.

Look a space close to your mate. I mean Nothingham Forest to troll with.

ChefDevvy:
One FIFA CWC,
One Uefa Super Cup

Two competitions barka hasn't been able to contest in for over 10 years!!

So, you take this as your consolation for this season out of like 5 or more trophies open to all clubs to win

And FYI that Super Cup is actually for 23/24 season. Don't be confusing yourself man.

Sorry oooo !, Sorry ooooo !!

Devvy4:
Summary of your season

Eyaaaah! I'm very happy you put it like that "SUMMARY". Means it's more than 1 achievement".

So bros, please what's the summary of your season

Sorry ooo !, Sorry ooo !!

THEY CALLED US BROKE CLUB !
THEY CALLED US WEAK CLUB !!
THEY CALLED US DEAD CLUB !!!


BUT SEE US NOW

---- WE ARE C H AM P I O N S ---

and before I forget

"WE ARE TREBLE WINNERS"

Rest. Natasha has already destroyed her own I.age herself.

jpmoriarti:
Very good to have these lots back. We need everyone onboard to close out this laliga title run

How nice and different it would have been if these two were available a week ago?

Derumklala12:
I say we go for rashford
Not only is he cheap
Not only is he talented

But he'll be great..
He can play lwf/ so raphina rotation is there
Also yamal can be rested for raphina

Also possible to play
Rashford raphina yamal
Together knowing olmo's injury

How about Lukman/Raphinha or David/yamal?

WhoDeyHause:
Come win treble make we see.
Useless club.

Hello @WhonodeyChampionsleague. Longest time, How u dey?

Though it's not soothing to come this close. However we need to pat ourselves on the back to.have gotten to this level. Many good clubs didn't make it this far.

To me, we should be proud for getting as far as semi final. When last did we make it this far in UCL?

We've got a very good Coach and a very good team which just needs some little tweaks here and there.

I am eagerly expecting an exciting next season, because with new quality additions coming in the transferwindow; we'll be unbeatable next season.

Debroslink:
Que Sera Sera Tonight!

I'm with you on that. But let's be optimistic.

I personally don't like this line up for a high stake game such as this. But I hope we win to advance even if its 1 goal advantage.

This country is a confused one.

So of all the issues and challenges facing us, these inconsequential issue of a serial blackmailer and her lover (becoming enemy) is what we are wasting our time, data and energy discussing every time.

Even if Natasha provides evidence and Akpabio is guilty or Natasha is actually lying against Akpabio; how does any outcome of this issue affect you and I ?

Presently there is a rumour that the FG is contemplating to ban foreign goods from being imported into the country. That will affect you and I. Most of things we use in our daily lives are foreign imports. But no, Nigerians are not concerned about that but Natasha issue takes the front burner.

Chai we have lost all sense of priority as a people.

This advice is dumb in my own opinion but worthy of further thought.

My advice would be that the "Till death do us part" in marriages should be deleted. Let marriages be renewable by 5 or 10 years.

If both still want themselves after expiration, they renew or re-wed and continue. But if not, court decides on custody of children and financial support from who doesn't have custody and every body part as amicably, mowing on with their individual lives.

Igirigimercenar:
It is obvious kanu will be released before 2027

You sabi the chess game being played very well.

If you know, you know. A pawn has been dangled to look like a Knight In shining armour is about to be sacrificed so as to checkmate game.