Jokes Etc › Re: Without Faking It, Which Of These Skit Makers Can Make You Laugh In 20 Seconds? by Awesome01(m): 9:52am On Jul 28, 2025 |
In 20seconds? Just looking at Sabinus alone, brings into your brain a series of laughter.
His picture alone depicts comedy. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 9:18am On Jul 28, 2025 |
AirBere: Signing a new CB solves nothing if you're paying attention.
I'm a follower of Laliga especially Barca and Madrid like I watch both teams. From my observations on Barca, the defence is not a personnel problem but tactical. You can put prime Pique and Puyol and still concede bucket loads. The main issue is tactics and who's incharge of protecting the back 4.
Flick's set up is to score goals(outscore), look at the average position of Balde in possession, look at Kounde too. And there's no DM there. Dejong will never be a DM but a CM. Compare the amount of goals conceded with Casado playing DM Vs when Dejong is the one protecting the back four.
Another thing to note is that the best centre back at Barca was also not available last season. Aside Rudiger(some seasons behind) there's no defender better than our Chelsea hero aka Danish Madini in Laliga. He's fast, great passer, great in the air, can anticipate. There's nothing he can't do. How many goals did Barca concede with him on the pitch when Xavi won the league. Watch the last game Vs Espanol last season. If he wasn't on the pitch, Barca would've conceded. He made 2 very vital blocks. If he was the one marking Acerbi, nah UCL final straight. He looks soft in the face but tough as nail.
Pair him with Curbasi, an actual DM and tell Flick to reduce the line a bit just like Maresca did for us or something like that of Enrique(PSG) and you'll not concede like water again. Balde, Christensen, Curbasi and Kounde is the best defence you can put out there for Barca.
If you like sign prime Vandirjk and pair him with Puyol with current tactics, you'll still concede like water but you'll sure outscore.  Good observations about Christensen and Casado. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 9:09am On Jul 28, 2025 |
jpmoriarti: I thought he looked eager to get stuck in. Drifting wide to try to take on defenders 1v1 and also coming in to demand for the ball.
He also got deep to help in defence. It was from one his deep well weighted through ball to Lewandowski that earned Barcelona’s 2nd goal.
An energetic 30 minutes cameo for him. Nice. Let's hope he improves. He has a lot to proof. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 4:10pm On Jul 27, 2025 |
I couldn’t see the match. But did our new Rashford get a look in today's match? |
Politics › Re: Edo: Governor Okpebholo Is Right, Obi Should Have Informed Him - Oshiomhole by Awesome01(m): 11:03am On Jul 26, 2025 |
If Peter Obi had been mobbed or hurt during his visit to Benin, everyone saying rubbish about the Governor would still be the ones accusing him of not providing adequate security for political opposition.
They will even say the attack was planned to eliminate Obi. Now the man is saying "Don't come without telling me". Dem dey open mouth anyhow to speak nonsense.
No wahala, let him go there without informing the governor, if they do him wotowoto, he will learn the hard way. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 12:56pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Derumklala12: Barca is the only club that can have a 60k capacity stadium
Win 3 trophies reach the semi of the ucl And still can't spend more than 50 million in a season 
Biggest club in the world You spoke my mind. Is Barca paying off debt like Naija or what? How can a big club with history of winning trophies, had its personal stadium ( not paying rent), making deals with Nike, Spotify etc, hav8ng TV rights, huge Jersey sales and more, be having issues leading to problems of registering players everytime? I don't just understand. |
Celebrities › Re: Portable Goes Spiritual Over Beef With VeryDarkMan, Visits Shrine by Awesome01(m): 11:27am On Jul 25, 2025*. Modified: 11:44am On Jul 25, 2025 |
Portable should settle this beef like he has always done with others. "A BOXING MATCH". Let's see who will win.
I wan check something.
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Politics › Re: Natasha Akpoti’s Own Appeal Confirms No Order Mandated Her Recal by Awesome01(m): 10:58am On Jul 25, 2025 |
Awesome01: This woman is a skit maker truly. So she knows the judgement did not order her resumption back to the Senate, yet she went to the Assembly to force herself in.
Very gullible people supporting her show of shame. And now appealing the same judgement she acted on. |
Politics › Re: Natasha Akpoti’s Own Appeal Confirms No Order Mandated Her Recal by Awesome01(m): 10:34am On Jul 25, 2025 |
This woman is a skit maker truly. So she knows the judgement did not order her resumption back to the Senate, yet she went to the Assembly to force herself in.
Very gullible people supporting her show of shame. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 7:10am On Jul 24, 2025 |
Rashford gets the Jersey No. 14, previously worn by Henry and recently dropped by Pablo Torre. |
Politics › Re: Osun 2026: Confusion In PDP, Unease In APC As Adeleke Mulls Defection by Awesome01(m): 8:47am On Jul 21, 2025 |
So, Osun has no other solid politician in PDP. Its seems all they have is on Adeleke, and if he goes to APC to join the only other big politicians there like Oyebanji, Omisore and the likes, it will be game over for PDP in that state.
Adeleke is force to move to seek backing & support from elsewhere, APC seems most suitable except he wants to risk it all by joining the new ADC. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 4:23pm On Jul 20, 2025 |
Derumklala12: Rashford blows up at Barca
We get the best English talent since Rooney at the age of 27 for just 35m
Rashford still flops we send his arse to man UTD
Win win scenario Rashford loan deal makes perfect sense. He performes, we have option to buy. That alone will force him to do all his best this season to convince Flick. He underperformes , we drop him fast. Less risk for us. We don't need to sell our top players because of his inclusion. Barca will gain from the positive approach, the positive attitude he brings, knowing that Nico's blunder opened the opportunity for him, he will like to prove that Barca did not make mistake by trusting him. He really wanted the move and did everything possible to make it happen. I hope we'll be happy with him just like the Aubameyang stint. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 6:35am On Jul 20, 2025 |
And what do we expect from the stables of Tebas on this Rashford signing? |
Health › Re: Top Countries Most Affected By HIV Worldwide by Awesome01(m): 5:49am On Jul 20, 2025 |
I don't believe this stats jor. Nigeria may not be that high on the list. All these stats about third world countries from European blogs are mostly fake. |
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of President Tinubu And Yusuf Buhari by Awesome01(m): 11:56am On Jul 18, 2025 |
I just hope this baba Tinubu No go retaliate wetin my papa do am towards that 2023 elections for my body? Kai! E go wicked gan o..
Just don't remember all the bad things wey my papa don do you. |
Politics › Re: We Brought Buhari Into Politics To Stop OPC Dismantling Fulani In Ilorin – Buba by Awesome01(m): 5:29pm On Jul 17, 2025*. Modified: 4:36am On Jul 18, 2025 |
All these further solidifies my stand on all the forerunner politicians, 6ý that each of them have their hidden agendas.
If you think political party ideologies can change that hidden agendas, you are mistaken. They can become angels and saints so as to garner our support and votes but Immediately they achieve that position of power, they remove the sheep clothing to reveal the wolves in them.
Ttese revelations coming out about Buhari shows us the real reason that his government allowed the Fulani herdsmen to go unchecked rampaging killing spree all over the South West and South East during his tenure.
May God Almighty have mercy on us the masses because we most times enthrone our own enemies and tyrant into power by our own ignorant mind. |
Romance › Re: You Don't Owe Your Parents Anything by Awesome01(m): 7:44pm On Jul 16, 2025 |
Lifetime retirement or whatever you may term it. I don't care. Na you know wetin dey beef you
I owe my parents a lot till they die. I used to think like you but after I got my own kids and went through a lot of stress, sacrifices and selflessness , It was then I understood what my poor parents must have gone through and sacrificed for me to get to this stage in life.
I will continue to take care and reward my parents for everything they did and didn't do for me till they die. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 1:39pm On Jul 16, 2025 |
jpmoriarti: It is the Association of People with Achondroplasia that made the complaint. Maybe they're looking for their own share of the largesse. It's obvious they are unhappy the contract didn't go through their association. As such there will be no cut back for them. |
Politics › Re: Ogun Workers Insist On Abiodun Talks Over Pensions Row by Awesome01(m): 1:34pm On Jul 16, 2025*. Modified: 4:37am On Jul 18, 2025 |
BodyCount: Ogun State has always been unfortunate to have be ruled by very incompetent and useless leaders. Gbenga Daniel was worse and this current one.
The only one that did a very bit was Amosu You must be very conversant with or living in Ogun state over the years because, you are spot on. Ibikunle Amosun, though very strict, corrupt and controversial, yet he remains the only Governor in Ogun, who has a semblance of any development. This Dapo is the worst, with virtually nothing to show for almost concluded 8 years. Ogun state has never been lucky with Governors at all. |
Politics › Re: Ogun Workers Insist On Abiodun Talks Over Pensions Row by Awesome01(m): 1:23pm On Jul 16, 2025 |
Mourae: I remember that year when l was staying in Akure but working in Lagos. As l see say l Dey remits tax to Ogun state and Dey no Dey use am do basic amenities. I moved back to Lagos state . You are mixing things up. How can you be staying in Akure which is capital of Ondo state, working in Lagos but remitting your tax to Ogun State. We don't understand your analogy here. Something is not right. Get your locations and geography right. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 12:00pm On Jul 16, 2025 |
pu7pl3: I'm not the one finger pointing. It's the Spanish government. [b]I wanted to be sure that Hypocrite JP knew about it [/b]and kept mum. Oh, okay bro. You are just looking for JP's wahala. You made me laff. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 8:37am On Jul 16, 2025 |
pu7pl3: If it's legal then why are they investigating him? Ans why are the ladies accusing him of hiring women with a particular Bra size? Stop all these finger-pointing . It's not as if they were forced to do anything which is against their choice. The dwarfs are professionals, who were hired to do their job like in every other entertainment group, which they did and were paid adequately for it. No complain from both sides. So what is really the problem here? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 7:20pm On Jul 15, 2025 |
Ballzproblem2:
mark of the beast nawao Mark of the beast is 666 according to Bible and not page number 6666. |
Politics › Re: ‘Very Unfortunate That People Are Raining Insults On Buhari After Death - Aliyu by Awesome01(m): 10:01am On Jul 15, 2025 |
Elusive001: It is the way of life of the second group. They are not back stabbers for nothing. When I say that those guys abhor Nigeria, some peeps think that i am joking.
Watch them support every bad and extremely corrupt leadership and administration Those type of people you described are known as "AGIP". Meaning "Any Government In Power". Doesn't matter wether Good or Bad, they'll praise you to high heavens and backstab you to hell once you are gone. They don port to next administration pam |
Celebrities › Re: “I Battled Porn Addiction, Yet Married As A Virgin” – Gospel Star, Gaise Baba by Awesome01(m): 8:44pm On Jul 14, 2025 |
Where is your proof of virginity.
Because anybody can lie of being a virgin. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 7:53pm On Jul 14, 2025 |
6666. I'm here |
Politics › Re: Rivers Court Stops Sole Administrator Ibas From Swearing In New Appointees by Awesome01(m): 3:51pm On Jul 14, 2025 |
This Ibas dey overdo o. 6 months don almost finish na. Why are you still appointing people. You want Fubara to come back and sack them so that press will say Fubara has started again abi.
You are put there to teach Fubara a lesson and maintain peace but you are already thinking of remaining there forever or planting you own stooges in place. I won't be surprised if you carry campaign for governor in next election.
Chai! Human being and greed. |
Politics › Re: Photos Of Kashim Shettima With Aisha Buhari by Awesome01(m): 3:44pm On Jul 14, 2025 |
LagosOrigin: One thing I like about this woman is she told buhari to his face that he failed as president .
She fought tooth and nail to get buhari back on the right track of leading right but buhari being a sadistic, tribalistic and arrogant [b]president instead told her that she belongs in the room. [/b] Belongs in the room. With who now? And that woman still set wella o |
Romance › Re: Lady Shares The Response She Got From Her Admirer After She Cancelled Their Date by Awesome01(m): 3:39pm On Jul 14, 2025 |
The essence of date is not just for a man to waste money on you. But for him to know more about you right from the onset. So if you cancel the date, the right thing to do is to move on to other prospective candidates. What do you have to offer that other women don't. All a man wants primarily from a lady is sex and gradually relationship and then marriage (if they are compatible), so if you dey form Kingkong at the beginning, no problem, there are many fishes in the sea.  You asked a question and he gave you a truthful answer. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Awesome01(m): 7:53pm On Jul 13, 2025 |
UncleHaba22: The official association representing people with achondroplasia and other skeletal dysplasia (short stature/dwarfism) has issued a public statement. It criticizes the hiring of individuals with dwarfism as entertainment at Lamine Yamal’s birthday celebration. The association considers this discriminatory and demeaning, likening it to a form of spectacle rather than genuine inclusion. They were hired, did their job and was paid, yet some are criticising. Na wa o, if he refuse hiring them because of their dwarfism , these same ones will start shouting racism towards dwarfs. |
Politics › Re: Former President Muhammadu Buhari Is Dead! by Awesome01(m): 7:41pm On Jul 13, 2025 |
Felaincarnated: City boy won't escape his fate cos d country might end up with anoda disaster if he completes his term. Na only God dey run am Whoever becomes the President has actually been destined to be. However, their actions & activities are their own inner hidden agendas. Many people including you and I pretends to be what we are not just to please and bamboozle people for support, but once they get a powerful position, that is when they bring out their real innate agendas. May God just help us to choose those with good intentions for the country people. |
Politics › Re: Former President Muhammadu Buhari Is Dead! by Awesome01(m): 6:20pm On Jul 13, 2025 |
yomi531: How I wish it happened while he was in power. Make my man Star Boy take over. Rip bubu This a testament to the fact that Your star boy Osinbajo may have not been destined to become the President as at that point. Only God knows why he delayed Buhari till after his 8 years and gave us Tinubu next. |