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Education / Re: See Jamb 2020 Results! by Awkuzuboi(m): 3:52pm On Mar 17, 2020
Send RESULT to 55019 to check yours.
Makavelli25
Riele
How market?
Education / See Jamb 2020 Results! by Awkuzuboi(m): 3:50pm On Mar 17, 2020
How to check it is posted in the first comment. I wrote mine today 17th. Let me gist you. The exam didn't start on time, so I was causing trouble upandan. Chancing people that look too nervous. I pulled one girl's hair , I don't know why I did it oo but I did it anyway. She turn angrily and stared at me for a full minute and I was staring back. I swear till we started falling in love (Damn, I forgot to collect her number). Meanwhile, those that have seen their results abeg tell us your score and what you wish to study or studying already.
Education / Re: ASUU Strike What's The Situation In Your University by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:16pm On Mar 14, 2020
Ansu! Mtcheeeew.
Everybody is going, leaving, scattering, discharging infact comoting.

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Education / Re: JAMBITES 2020 :- Get In Here . by Awkuzuboi(m): 5:52pm On Mar 14, 2020
Two Hi(s) for peeps rewriting.

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Politics / Re: The Mystery Behind Friday The 13th by Awkuzuboi(m): 3:48pm On Mar 13, 2020
In the early hours of today, Friday the 13th my great grand mother died. Adieu mama
Education / Re: This Is The Coldest Place In Nigeria, It's Not In Plateau State. by Awkuzuboi(m): 11:38pm On Mar 12, 2020
toniblacman:

Bros Your monicker reminds me of the town I did nysc in anambra. You from there?
yep, With pride. Hope you enjoyed your stay?
Education / Re: This Is The Coldest Place In Nigeria, It's Not In Plateau State. by Awkuzuboi(m): 11:53am On Mar 12, 2020
LaMujer:



Dem no get sense.


Even chappal wadi is supposed to be turned into a tourist place. Foolish "gamment"
We no even the hear of mambilla hydroelectric again. After bringing chinese, Japanese etc if sey them get good roads there, na to establish hotel and relaxation center shaperly. And the funny part is that the movers and frequenters of the corridors of state power are from the mamabilla plateau.

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Education / Re: This Is The Coldest Place In Nigeria, It's Not In Plateau State. by Awkuzuboi(m): 9:14am On Mar 12, 2020
I grew up there. People don't understand when I tell them am from one small London like that. If Taraba state government get sense, that place suppose dey make good money through tourism.

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Romance / Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:30pm On Feb 29, 2020
World population will reduce.
E no sweet for ear but there are advantages.
Education / Re: Larry Tesler: Inventor Of Cut, Copy & Paste, Find & Replace Dies At 74. by Awkuzuboi(m): 1:24pm On Feb 20, 2020
RIP LEGEND
GOAT in computer science
Celebrities / Re: President BUHARI Seen Rocking NICKI MINAJ by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:20pm On Feb 11, 2020
Nigerians and rough play sha.
Education / Re: What's The Difference Between Being Brilliant And Intelligent? by Awkuzuboi(m): 2:23pm On Feb 10, 2020
Ademola47:
Brilliance and Intelligence are two words often use to describe intellectual people.


The two are sometimes used synonymously.

Now to the Good people of Nairaland, What's the difference between the two?

Intelligent question
tompat86:

When ur wife is pregnant,u are COMPLETE
If ur Girlfriend is pregnant,u are FINISHED
AND if they get pregnant at dsame time,then you r COMPLETELY FINISHED... grin grin
Kylekent59:
Intelligence comes with wisdom, While brilliance comes with skills.

When I ask you a question about a book, you answer correctly ; that's brilliance

When I ask you a question outside the book, you answer correctly ; that's intelligence.

1. What is 6 X 4?

ans= 24

2. Three men fell into a pool, two of the three men's hair got wet while one wasn't wet. How?

ans: he is bald

Question one shows brilliance

Question two shows Intelligence

A = [ 1,2,3,4,5]

B= [2,3]

C= [1,4]

B can be found in A.

A means intelligence

B means brilliance.

C means Smart

When you are intelligent; you are brilliant and smart.

Adams Oshomole is intelligent

FFK is brilliant

Femi Adesina and lai Mohammed are smart.
Hope it's clear.
brilliant answer

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 11:20pm On Feb 08, 2020
Yesterday at the studio I KILLED the beat and SHOT the video

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 8:13pm On Feb 07, 2020
Lalasticlala used to be a tailor, now he just makes threads.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 4:09pm On Feb 07, 2020
If you weigh it you would understand that time doesn't(isnt) matter.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:46am On Feb 07, 2020
Blackeard:
Just finished watching this P0rn0 where the women were having sex with their biological kid. Starring : Pamela andherSon.
How did they manage toGETher?
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:43am On Feb 07, 2020
Eke40seven:

Fashionable boots are good for WET seasons because it keeps our feet DRY whenever its REIGNING.
He was at the ocean And his lakes couldn't carry him across
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:27am On Feb 07, 2020
I was tired and wanted to go, so I came.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:16am On Feb 07, 2020
Tamaratonye1:
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something. Then again, they're also down to earth
Good idea, never trust domestic flights

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 9:32am On Feb 07, 2020
Evangelio:
Blackbeard and Eke40seven, ur Puns are dope!
I'm so dope I connect two cities.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 9:13am On Feb 07, 2020
Eke40seven:

Let's do internet and computer*

I could not connect to the internet indoors, I could browse with all the mosquitoes outside and come back in with MEGA BITES.
Here's mine
My bed was PEACE FULL so I changed my my mind and did the SHEET

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Literature / Re: Nowhere - Poem by Awkuzuboi(m): 9:04am On Feb 07, 2020
Loved it. Mention me on the next one
Education / Re: 8 Personality Traits Of Highly Intelligent People (backed By Science) by Awkuzuboi(m): 8:17am On Feb 07, 2020
nakaman:
more than 100 people have
answered the question "What are the common traits
of highly intelligent people? "
Some users claim to know from personal
experience; others are just taking an educated
guess.
As it turns out, many users gave answers that
researchers would agree with.
We pulled eight of the most intriguing Quora
responses and explained the science behind them --
and let's just say that we feel a lot smarter now.
Here's what we learned:
1. [b] They're highly adaptable.

Several Quora users noted that intelligent people are
flexible and able to thrive in different settings.
As Donna F Hammett writes, intelligent people
adapt by "showing what can be done regardless of
the complications or restrictions placed upon
them."
Recent psychological research supports this idea.
Intelligence depends on being able to change your
own behaviors in order to cope more effectively
with your environment, or make changes to the
environment you're in.

2. They understand how much they
don't know.

The smartest folks are able to admit when they
aren't familiar with a particular concept. As Jim
Winer writes , intelligent people "are not afraid to
say: 'I don't know.' If they don't know it, they can
learn it."
Winer's observation is backed up by a classic
study by Justin Kruger and David Dunning, which
found that the less intelligent you are, the more you
overestimate your cognitive abilities.
In one experiment, for example, students who'd
scored in the lowest quartile on a test adapted from
the LSAT overestimated the number of questions
they'd gotten right by nearly 50 percent. Meanwhile,
those who'd scored in the top quartile slightly
underestimated how many questions they'd gotten
right.

3. They have insatiable curiosity.

Albert Einstein reportedly said, "I have no special
talents, I am only passionately curious."
Or, as Keyzurbur Alas puts it, "Intelligent people let
themselves become fascinated by things others
take for granted."
Research published in 2016 suggests there's a link
between childhood intelligence and openness to
experience -- which encompasses intellectual
curiosity -- in adulthood.
Scientists followed thousands of people born in the
U.K. for 50 years and learned that 11-year-
olds who'd scored higher on an IQ test turned out
to be more open to experience at 50.

4. They're open-minded.

Smart people don't close themselves off to new
ideas or opportunities. Hammett writes that
intelligent people are "willing to accept and
consider other views with value and broad-
mindedness," and that they are "open to alternative
solutions."
Psychologists say that open-minded people -- those
who seek out alternate viewpoints and weigh the
evidence fairly -- tend to score higher on the SAT
and on intelligence tests.
At the same time, smart people are careful about
which ideas and perspectives they adopt.
"An intelligent mind has a strong aversion to
accepting things on face value and therefore
withholds belief until presented with ample
evidence," says Alas .

5. They like their own company.

Richard He points out that highly intelligent people
tend to be "very individualistic."
Interestingly, recent research suggests smarter
people tend to derive less satisfaction than most
people do from socializing with friends.

6. They have high self-control.

Zoher Ali writes smart people are able to overcome
impulsiveness by "planning, clarifying goals,
exploring alternative strategies, and considering
consequences before [they] begin."
Scientists have found a link between self-control
and intelligence. In one 2009 study , participants
had to choose between two financial rewards: a
smaller payout immediately or a larger payout at a
later date.
Results showed that participants who chose the
larger payout at a later date -- i.e., those who had
more self-control -- generally scored higher on
intelligence tests.
The researchers behind that study say one area of
the brain -- the anterior prefrontal cortex --
might play a role in helping people solve tough
problems and demonstrate self-control while
working toward goals.

7. They're really funny.

Advita Bihani points out highly intelligent people
tend to have a great sense of humor.
Scientists agree . One study found people who wrote
funnier cartoon captions scored higher on measures
of verbal intelligence. Another study found
professional comedians scored higher than average
on measures of verbal intelligence.

8. They're sensitive to other people's
experiences.

Smart people can "almost feel what someone is
thinking/feeling," says He .
Some psychologists argue that empathy, being
attuned to the needs and feelings of others and
acting in a way that is sensitive to those needs, is a
core component of emotional intelligence .
Emotionally intelligent individuals are typically very
interested in talking to new people and learning
more about them. [/b]
https://www.inc.com/business-insider/8-personality-traits-highly-intelligent-genius-people-share-according-to-science.html
number 6 is not totally true, cos the 'intelligent' people around me,seem to be possessed anytime they come upon a new idea. I had three sleepless nights thinking of a gas that could suffocate HIV/AIDS
Education / Re: Meet 9-Year-Old Siju Olawepo Who Has ‘Calendar Dates In His Brain’ by Awkuzuboi(m): 5:13pm On Feb 06, 2020
Riele:


Respect is earned .

But So far , you haven't earned any .
Tell 'em please.

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Education / Re: Meet 9-Year-Old Siju Olawepo Who Has ‘Calendar Dates In His Brain’ by Awkuzuboi(m): 5:10pm On Feb 06, 2020
Kingrexyl:
Little girl I'm only advising you cause you are like my own kid, social media will only do you more harm than good, don't say I didn't warn you, besides
You are too little to partake into something that is bigger than you, i think you should face your studies for now.
You called her out first bruv. And I'm sure you know this advise won't be taken, not after dragging her na. And take your meds, I mean stop partaking in things that are prolly below your.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma Strike A Pose In Arabia Outfit In Dubai by Awkuzuboi(m): 4:42pm On Feb 06, 2020
Alhaji OBO Ibn Adeleke undecided
Health / Re: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by Awkuzuboi(m): 8:45pm On Feb 04, 2020
IamDavid:

Who tell you say Na concrete...
I know sey no be concrete them use I read the article.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:09pm On Feb 03, 2020
rexandyke:


You've not heard about concretes that set in seconds? What do you think Bridges are built with?
That was a figure of speech I meant they had to be sure it won't collapse because with that haste they could forget or omit details. I respect chinkos construction prowess but if that collapse it could kill more people than that virus
Health / Re: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:08pm On Feb 03, 2020
proclinician:


Black mentality in action. Guy you are dead.
That was a figure of speech I meant they had to be sure it won't collapse because with that haste they could forget or omit details. I respect chinkos construction prowess but if that collapse it could kill more people than that virus
Health / Re: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:07pm On Feb 03, 2020
puremaker7:
who told you they used concrete.
That was a figure of speech I meant they had to be sure it won't collapse because with that haste they could forget or omit details. I respect chinkos construction prowess but if that collapse it could kill more people than that virus

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