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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:48pm On Nov 17, 2019
Marlians have a zero fashion sense

They all deserve a NOBELt prize

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 12:35pm On Nov 20, 2019
I place my wife above everything, even in our sex life , she comes first.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:57pm On Dec 05, 2019
Stephen king has a son named Joe
I'm not Joking, but he is.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:11am On Dec 22, 2019
No apologies to fashion police, I will like to wear my heart on my sleeve.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:14am On Dec 22, 2019
I don't mind using a public toilet, no shit!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 5:22pm On Jan 04, 2020
Christina, I don't have time to argue now. We should Aguilera.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:01pm On Jan 22, 2020
My pastor said we should confess our sins and cum clean, oh well I masturbated with a bar of soap.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 8:47pm On Jan 22, 2020
So I moved from masturbation addiction to sex addiction. It's OK to say my addiction has gotten "out of hand"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:21pm On Feb 02, 2020
novakane:
So I moved from masturbation addiction to sex addiction. It's OK to say my addiction has gotten "out of hand"
So, you don't even THRUST your HANDS any longer.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tamaratonye1(f): 7:00am On Feb 07, 2020
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something. Then again, they're also down to earth

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 9:13am On Feb 07, 2020
Eke40seven:

Let's do internet and computer*

I could not connect to the internet indoors, I could browse with all the mosquitoes outside and come back in with MEGA BITES.
Here's mine
My bed was PEACE FULL so I changed my my mind and did the SHEET

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 9:32am On Feb 07, 2020
Evangelio:
Blackbeard and Eke40seven, ur Puns are dope!
I'm so dope I connect two cities.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:16am On Feb 07, 2020
Tamaratonye1:
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something. Then again, they're also down to earth
Good idea, never trust domestic flights

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:27am On Feb 07, 2020
I was tired and wanted to go, so I came.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:43am On Feb 07, 2020
Eke40seven:

Fashionable boots are good for WET seasons because it keeps our feet DRY whenever its REIGNING.
He was at the ocean And his lakes couldn't carry him across
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:46am On Feb 07, 2020
Blackeard:
Just finished watching this P0rn0 where the women were having sex with their biological kid. Starring : Pamela andherSon.
How did they manage toGETher?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 4:09pm On Feb 07, 2020
If you weigh it you would understand that time doesn't(isnt) matter.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 8:13pm On Feb 07, 2020
Lalasticlala used to be a tailor, now he just makes threads.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 11:20pm On Feb 08, 2020
Yesterday at the studio I KILLED the beat and SHOT the video

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:08pm On Mar 01, 2020
I mistakenly sprayed a certain body spray into my mouth, now im talking with a strange 'axe' scent.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Goalnaldo(m): 9:27pm On Mar 02, 2020
He said he likes sex but he doesn't give a fnck about what people say about him.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by OneManLegion(m): 5:05pm On Mar 06, 2020
If she's into you, you may nut wink
If not, you may not cry

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 8:53am On Mar 08, 2020
I named my gun 'something' becos something must kill a man.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 8:55am On Mar 08, 2020
If u are famous, u wont be bothered by the heat in naija cos u wud have lots of fans.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by viktorluiz(m): 5:14pm On Mar 11, 2020
A clown held the door open for me.
Such a kind jester.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by viktorluiz(m): 9:22pm On Mar 14, 2020
40 and 42 are both 40 I mean, 42 is forty too

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Callertunez: 7:32am On Mar 15, 2020
...so their relationship had an issue sometime ago, but I knew Offset won't just let Cardi B
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Callertunez: 8:21am On Mar 15, 2020
She was watching the news and breastfeeding her baby at once... Obviously she was going through the news feed...

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by viktorluiz(m): 10:24am On Mar 15, 2020
a lion will never cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Dnonny14(m): 4:35pm On Mar 15, 2020
Why do all the INSAne,see themselves sane in the world of insanity?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Dnonny14(m): 4:39pm On Mar 15, 2020
Hades is for the heads who dwell in hates.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tominix(m): 5:55pm On Mar 15, 2020
I didn't understand why the toilet paper went down the hill until i found out that it wanted to get to the bottom.

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