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Business / Re: Who Is This Sweet-tongue Mr. Forex Guy On Our Radio Sets In Lagos? by Axis: 8:28pm On Jul 27, 2009
Believe me if you are conversant with yahoo boys, this guys is just a refined one who has defined a better startegy by using his head to dupe Nigerians instead of duping the guys abroad. He hardly speaks proper english and i wonder how you want to train people when you your self you are not properly educated.
Politics / Re: FG Reverses On Warri PTI Upgrade by Axis: 7:34pm On Jul 26, 2009
and so what, must everything be sighted in Niger Delta because they want resource control? Is kaduna not part of Nigeria? you guys had better stop holding others ransome and behave yourselves.
Business / Re: Who Is This Sweet-tongue Mr. Forex Guy On Our Radio Sets In Lagos? by Axis: 6:54pm On Jul 26, 2009
You guys should stay away from this guy,  he is a big time scammer who thinks he is smart. He has now ventured into commodity export training. He charges people a fee of N45,000, and teaches them nothing. He woukd later on tell you he can help you with your first export by charging you a particular fee and he uses his company name for the export . He would never give you the full details for exporting independently which is what you paid for.The whole content he teaches is from a particular govt agency which can be given free without you paying a dime.

He first of all starts by bragging and telling about the cars he has bought and all the stuffs he has done with money, so the naive poor guys attending get overwhelmed and start thinking happy and dreaming, he has the art of seduction and sweet mouth, but at the end of the day, you would realise you have learnt nothing (for those who know where they are going).

I blame the radio station that places his advert without scrutinizing him, but rather praising him to reap Nigerians of their hard earned money and telling them what is unrealistic and not attainable.
The funny thing is that he dodges question by telling you he would give you later, and really has no knowledge about export.


This is the time to FOR EFCC act before the guy reaps Nigerians from their hard earned money. You would pity the innocent guys you see there who have used their hard earned money to attend the training.
Politics / Re: Ndi Okereke-Onyuike Arrested By EFCC Over Obama Xtravaganza! by Axis: 10:07pm On Aug 21, 2008
McKren:

Stop kidding yourself

You are no Northerner

This is not about North vs South.  Its about a President who should be a custodian of the law selling the country to outlaws
Why is that when southerners commit crime, they are always innocent and pitied by the south?But when the northerns are yet to commit crime, hell is let loose.
This woman is just an advanced igbo fraudster (419) with Phd. She is a bloody psycophant that thinks obama is obasanjo. She has not finished tarring the road to her village she is busy raising funds for obama with the stock excange money. Abeg she should be seriously probed not only for this but trannscorp, Nitel and others.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 8:34pm On Aug 20, 2008
DeepZone:

omG; Why did they let this guy escape from the zoo? The staff at the zoo should be fired for negligence.

Why would they want to fire deepzone from the Only yoruba specie of Gorillas from the zoo?

Deepzone, abeg post your pict if you no look like gorilla (obasanjo's look alike).

Yorubas are fucking ugly.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 6:33pm On Aug 20, 2008
morpheus24:

Axis

How can you use the word "Educated illiterate". Thats an oxymoron.

Oh sorry I forgot you don't even know what an OXYMORON is.

Thats why when embassy ask you simple question you begin dey fumble, them no give you visa.

Sory oh no vex. Make una dey chop the oil money, the 419 oyinbo man money we dey chop for here we go take build south.

Survival of the fittest. You will soon become extinct and you just don't know it yet casue your foolish brains can't adapt to anything but suya and fura de nene.

Bastadized ABoki

see this bloody jjc cannibal that just learnt how to use the dictionary and encyclopedia after spending several years from the creek. I know you are short of english thats why you have to run to the dictionary. Olodo!!!

See you, thats why south is still a jungle with all the 419 you are doing. Can a Mumu like you even execute 419, half of your kinsmen are in jail over there due to their stupidity.

Na your papa be the bastard from bastard generation

Did you guys hear of the southern NNDC chairman Mr sam edem a former diplomat gave out N 1 billion to a voodoo man to help him kill the MD of NDDC and governor. Thats how you all think in stupid ways, then blame the north for your manmade misfortunes and underdevelopment. Your place would never be civilised in the next 100 yrs and your action only shows the type of unexposed people your are. This man is a diplomat for Gods sake !!! and the mugu went to report to the police who also arrested him. So morpheus your stay abroad can never make you civilsed and exposed if a diplomat from your place can do this.

What a big shame and embarassemnt to your race morpheus. It only shows how foolish and uncivilised your people are, and you guys would open your dirty mouth to say your region is not developed. Y people are the most useless in the country and if not because God gave you oil, you are still the most useless region in the world with senseless people that think they are educated.

here is the link :

http://pointblanknews.com/os1097.html

I cant call Niger delta useless but men i need the Oil. Its just the people that have dead brain and only invest in voodoo and kidnapping. Bunch of cavemen.

Oil sweet Oil. Some people are never meant to enjoy it.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 8:33am On Aug 20, 2008
tpia:

na pomo Axis dey yab like this?

The melt in your mouth thick luscious rich nutrient filled bokoto wey dey taste like nectar for mouth?


Axis- this is how you develop vitamin deficiency from refusing to eat proper food and depending on empty calories to fill your stomach.



not to mention your uncanny familiarity with the different types of garri. cool



You have all spent your life eating shoe and bag (pomo) what a pity.No wonder there is much kwashiorkor and brain deficiency in yoruba land. Pomo contains  zero percent nutrients and zero percent protein. It is meant for leather products thats why no on else in the world consumes it apart from the brain dead yorubas.

Next question:

[size=8pt]WHY DO THE YORUBAS EAT DIRTY CASSAVE PEEL ( AMALA)? [/size 18]
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 8:17am On Aug 20, 2008
DeepZone:

Pomo na better food, it's healthy and i love it so muuuuuuucccccccccccccchhhhh, Axis, you dey miss better thing, Stop drinking that sugar and Tuwo and eat healthy for the first time in your life lest you die early.

DeepZone:

Pomo na better food, it's healthy and i love it so muuuuuuucccccccccccccchhhhh, Axis, you dey miss better thing, Stop drinking that sugar and Tuwo and eat healthy for the first time in your life lest you die early.
You have all failed the answer to the simple question asked.
When i say yoruba people dont have sense and are bloody educated illiterates you guys would n't believe me. They just make noise out of nonsense.

Can you imagine Dr. dead brain deepzone saying pomo is healthy. Okay let me educated you, POMO does not have any nutritional value and it is purposely meant for making leather products. Why is it no one else eat pomo in the world, only the yorubas. So you just waste your time eating your supposed to be shoe and bags straight to your stomach with no nutritional addition.

Bonzos!!!
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 11:07pm On Aug 19, 2008
Riskie:

I'm not totally in support of your views but the pomo part is hella funny  grin grin grin.

The bottom line in this issue is that survival is all about reciprocity. The south needs our food and we need the south's oil  grin



Deepzone (pomo lips) has got no respect for any one,  tribe or race, she thinks she is super perfect while we all know she is a raz opportunist having free trial access to the internet.

But men!! i need that oil, we cant leave that oil till the wells run dry. Morpheus how we go do now? mugu, i know say he does not even know how crude looks like, probably he just sees it on tv and shall continue to see on tv until we finish the whole thing.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 10:48pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:

That's why I said you are a bush man. You really think that KFC is a big restraunt? For your information, KFC is a mama put in America. Others are Popeyes, BurgerKing, McDonalds, Jack in the box, Whataburger etc. They feed the poorest in the society. I'm not surprised, Aboki like you will think he's in Sheraton if he finds his way there.

Thanks for mentioning all where you have been working as a cleaner, hope they dash u reminants when you finish cleaning. Am sure you only get to eat there on christmas and easter. Look at her forming the usual way after taking a bowl of garri without sugar. Yorubas are very fake. I know you can't afford to eat to eat even in the poorest places u mentioned above.

Please the garri is on the way, its ijebu garri, try and manage till december. Sorry there is no sugar because dangote refused to sell to southerners. You guys can go and farm your own sugar in jungles. Dont forget to give morpheus some garri, he is dying of hunger and we shall soon declare state of emergency on his stomach.

[b]Question : Why do the yorubas eat POMO (leather), what others use in making shoe and bag? is it because of hunger or lack of sense? [b][/b]
deep zone (pomo lips) pls answer
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 10:33pm On Aug 19, 2008
morpheus24:


Please take your medication before they come and lock you back up in the psychiatric hospital or you become psychotic and start biting your flesh

This is not what your therapist told you to do to relieve your frustrations.

Bastardized Aboki!


What an immature statement from an educated illiterate. Anyway i really understand, its all part of the psychological toture you guys are going through over there. I recommend aaro psychiatric abeokuta to you. Pls you can share some of the garri i am sending over to deepzone. Your own is the yellow garri. Am so
sorry there is no sugar, because Dangote said its only for northerners. Anyway you guys are used to taking it without sugar.

International kolo mental, mental craze !!!

bastardized he-goat.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 6:43pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:

[size=14pt]TO HELL WITH YOUR  AXIS, SOUTH TELLS NORTH.[/size]

grin grin

Welcome back, hope you packed enough trial CD's for the week. Pls incase you need some garri, we can send some over to you, but manage the little you have before we send. I know living over there is not easy. Some of the anger i see in your post is due to hunger. You know say yoruba no dey chop well. Na only garri without  sugar dem dey drink and they would come out to pose like they are always in KFC and heavy restaurant.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 6:37pm On Aug 19, 2008
Queenisha:

The guy is just a clown.
I bet my bakassi, he's not from any of the northern majority like Hausa,Fulani or Nupe
He's probably  from some insignificant, highly disposable, unheard of tribe tucked away in one hidden corner of Nigeria
doing boiboi for the real northerners.
The only man from  underneath the rock who crawled out into the sunshine and now has the audacity to sit and talk where people are talking.
Minor minority with major league problem tongue

this diss is strictly for the mumu above,no disrespect to any minority naija tribes including Gamine's Uneme


You must be highly intelligent, how did you know my place, you just described me and my people, i am from Nembe creek in Niger delta.

Gamine's Uneme, Queenisha has completely insulted and embarassed you. I always told you she never liked you and she wasn't a good person. But from her last post you will now know the truth please never trust her again and take heart.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 6:21pm On Aug 19, 2008
morpheus24:


EVen if they used all the oil money in the world to build the north and line ya mumu's brothers pockets at the end of the day when the oil finish ya illiterate assess will not know what to do with all the cars, infrastructure, money and will be begging the south to come teach you na that time you go see 419 at its best.

look at this cave man from the creeks. I am sure the village you come from has not seen civilisation yet. You are probably from one those villages that has never seen light or pipe borne water .

Dont hate bros, i know you are really suffering from psychological torture caused by washing of white men's ass and cleaning mcdonalds,  no be north send you go there wo! na your papa send you. 

Who has seen Niger delta men in abuja before? They just look like early cave men dumped from heaven into a modern city. They look so bush, all they tell you is they have come to see their brother goodluck. Come see them when they go out for shopping especially wehn they have collected bribe for their community, The journey ends in abuja until the money finishes. They go and lodge in hilton and pack some dirty prostitutes forgetting their brothers in the village, you will so laugh. They pack nonsense upon nonsene even dog food, they call am tin meat and it is nutritious to them.

Who has seen the Niger delta people shit before? its really wonderful. They shit from their rooms straight into the water. Great technology isn't it?
Morpheus no be true? confess because the Kingdon of God is at hand.

Men we really need our share of that Oil, do or die affair!!! whether you like it or not!!!

Abeg who has seen Deepzone? her internet trial must have expired and she has gone to pack more free trial CD's from macys. Yoruba too like awoof. If you want to poison or kill them it is very easy.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 3:14pm On Aug 19, 2008
morpheus24:

Axis

Naija just win Belgium 4-1. I was looking for a Yaro's name on the roaster just to say okay at least even if the north don't contribute to anything at least football.


I no even see one Yaro name na so so south south name full all the shirt.

EMBARASSING!!!
I also see your papa name on one of the shirts !!

See this mumu, who wants to be playing football when we have not finished draining the oil. That Niger delta oil, we must finish it, you can go and jump into the river if you are not happy or join your hopeless criminal militants in the creeks.
By the time the oil finishes, then you would now experience the most embarassing moment of your life.

You guys can continue chasing football  on the field while we are tapping your oil. we only need trophy for the Niger Delta oil.

Bloody cannibals.

Our priority is just the oil! oil !oil!
Men, oil money is good.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 12:44pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:



What are you then? yellow man? speak english so we all can understand you. I don't know where you got this Arabic and hausa languages being the best . On what criteria? Is arabic not going into extinction(except their numerals of course)?

@bold, na you sabi wetin you dey yarn. Why are you still in America working @Mcdonalds? No more oil money to share? or do you hope to become another parasite in America?



Olosi olori buruku.
Oyinbo wanna be.
Hope they have given you the shit packing job you applied for in your borough. Agbeko shit packer!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Disowns Okereke-onyiuke, Others by Axis: 12:39pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/92636_okerekeonyiuke_jpg77439e87abf0341c6844475b3017f202

She looks like a man.




Doesn't she remind you of your mother?
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 9:18pm On Aug 18, 2008
morpheus24:

If you insist on calling me an Igbo thats fine. I know you are suffering from lack of education so I understang. Its ok.
50 years ago was 1958. Nnamdi Azikiwe was outside of the country by then in shores of America learning how to liberate his mind and his people.

Poor Yaro you can't even tell time.

Have you heard Abacha make speech to Nigerians I had to raise the volulme all the way to understand what that illiterate was saying.

Upon all your allegations you still want to stay with these crazy people. You must be the crazy one after all this accusations not to run fast fast from people like this. Run go tell your leaders to hurry up and call for break up.

Look at this cannibal, we are not going to break up until that oil finishes, whether you like it or not and we shall use the oil money to fight you if you try to mess up. After which we shall drive you barbarians and cannibals out of our towns and villages to your jungles and creeks. We are there to help you finish that oil the way you chopped and finished our groundnut. Mugus
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 9:07pm On Aug 18, 2008
DeepZone:

Answer my question forst then I'll explain to you:

[size=14pt]Why are most hausas homosexuals?[/size]

Because adenuga, otedola, jimoh ibrahim, obasanjo, sijuade's and co opted to be one. You bloody incest, you dont want to give us the story of how your father abused you like mojisola obasanjo. you can escape it.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 9:02pm On Aug 18, 2008
Queenisha:

Great statistics but can aboki decode that ?
he thinks making suya at mile 1 is an achievement.
despite "ruling" the nation they are still lower in class than periwinkles in bayelsa

Having a president from your place does not that you should be rich unlike you guys that belive that once a president is from your end you must all steal to be rich. It only shows you the northerner are innocent and have only been receiving insult from some morones from the south.

your stat only shows those who have stolen the most. The ssta the south have taken advantage of the north with their criminal ways not because they are more dproductive. The stat shows the richer your state, the more thieves and criminals you have and thats why the igbo states have the least amount of poverty. They are 100% fraudulent.

what do the southerners do? fake killer drugs, fake spare parts, 419, prostitution, scam, armed robbery importation of fake products and fake naira notes. why wont they be rich? may be the north should try and emulate them ny being criminals to cleanse poverty in their region.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 8:41pm On Aug 18, 2008
DeepZone:

[size=14pt]North= HIV wonderland!!!!
North= VVF Wonderland
North= cerebral meningittis wonderland.
North= World capital of leprosy(a disease that has gone into extinction still rears it's head in the north)
North= Any Epidemic can Break out there anytime.

Why All These?


Because of poor hygiene via lack of education.
[/size]


somebody help plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

CC:
Southern Doctors
UNO
UNESCO
UNICEF
RED CROSS
G8
Commonwealth
OIC
CAN


pomo lips, what you wrote above only shows you are a total failure. You never have a simple proof. you are just as fake as your elders. Please explain to us how your father abused you. Thats the raining thing in yoruba land now. Abused bastards everywhere. Na wa o !
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 8:32pm On Aug 18, 2008
morpheus24:

Tropical(Rain forest) Africans had no need for clothes cause of the weather and dense forest which shielded away from the suns rays.

Chief educated illiterate aka okoro feeling funky, you have only confirmed to us that the igbos were very similar to the monkeys and baboons 50years ago from your statement above. You guys were and are still very uncivilised and moved about naked until you were taught how to wear clothes by others. Thats reason if you see an igbo man dress you must know he is igbo because he is not used to it. They always have the look of (Monkey wear jeans and t-shirt).  All the clothes you guys wear now are all borrowed clothes from other tribe and customs. If an igbo man speaks english, its a disaster, you only hear ogbono coming out of his mouth. You guys have got no race, origin or custom. Just wild beast roaming about the jungle.

It is also a true fact that you guys eat humans and still eat human beings (bloody cannibals), thats why people get missing everyday. Please tell us more about how human flesh taste.
This link would tell you more about what the igbos are. They are not human beings but carnibals and you should be afraid of them.

Just click on it.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.orbedigwehumanrightsfoundation.org/image/Human%2520Case.png&imgrefurl=http://www.orbedigwehumanrightsfoundation.org/All%2520photo%2520Gallery.htm&h=389&w=259&sz=532&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=nUcLS99_24qT-M:&tbnh=123&tbnw=82&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dokija%2Bshrine%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:*:IE-Address%26rlz%3D1I7GZHZ%26sa%3DN


My next post shall be on okija shrine, it shows the complete uncivlisation and illiteracy of the igbos. How can educated people be such as your governors, rich men, professors be going to kill each other for sacrifice to the Gods? They and swear to oath at this age and generation. God punish you if you ever insult the northerners.
Uncivilised dogs. Most lost people in Igbo land are found in the shrine being sacrificed to gods. but which gods if i may ask? some stones or trees? barbarians

Hope you didn't sacrifice your father to Okija shrine for money. You guys worship money and the effect is never seen on you.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 7:52pm On Aug 18, 2008
morpheus24:

Oh by the way I am not Yoruba so can't answer that question for you. for your "edumafication", Being able to speak yoruba and being Yoruba are two differnt things. I know you are confused cause of where you come from but its okay I understand.
As far as i am concerned, you are another hypocrite from the south with no iota of sense. Why are you now disassociating yourself from yoruba's? traitor. You are probably an igbo cannibal. 419, WURU WURU , fake drugs dealer. Yiu guys are even worse than the yoruba's. Bloody incivilised babarians.

I am sure your father never told you that the Igbos were very similar to the baboons in the Jungle. It was the white man that first caged, civilised and gave them clothes to wear. Now they are even having the guts to call some one uneducated. You guys just started wearing clothes about 5o yrs ago. Go and ask your father if you have any and he would confirm to you. You never even had culture or leaders until recent when some 419 chiefs just sprung from no where. The igbos still eat human beings, bloody carnibals.
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Axis: 7:04pm On Aug 18, 2008
tpia:

If there's no more constructive discussion, then people should migrate on to other topics.

I see its now moving beyond tribalism and becoming a question of who is the better master: Europeans or Arabs.

which name sounds better: white one or Arab one. etc etc.

@ Axis: now you're telling us you've also sampled married Yoruba women? I bow for you oh. E be like say you can't stay away from Yoruba women even with the smell.

@ Dranoel: are you another butt addict? Join the club on Nairaland.

Dranoel thanks for the last answer. I have another question for deep zone & tpia, because the also seem intelligent the opposite way.

question?  Why do yoruba men sleep with their daughters, sons wives, grandson's wife. A good example is our honourable president and student of theology, Chief Aremu Olusegun Obasanjo. He has disgraced his son, family, and the entire yoruba race even though he exposed their long lived tradition.

Deepzone, tpia, can you please tell us the little story about how your father has also been abusing you? bloody incest.

Do you guys know that apart from sleeping with obasanjo, gbengas wife was also sleeping with her father and uncles. Men yoruba's are bleeped and they are a disgrace to the human race. What is wrong with you yoruba's?

Morpheus, please explain to us how your father has been doing it with your sisters and how you also do it with your sisters. You are all a disgrace.

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