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Just like that?! Nawa o.. This one is strong!

Hehehe.. *grabs red cup* . this looks promising

The nigga just couldn't take it anymore And parental control doesn't even work on children anymore. OP, what I'm trying say in essence is that, #LeaveTrashForLawma they know how to handle it

IamLEGEND1:
Àss

Yansh

Hips

Backyard

hourglass figure

A pretty face

a luscious butt

a decent brain

Ukwu

then Yansh

Then maybe a little bit more ass.

What more can a nigga ask for if not d aforementioned qualities?

saasala:
So many innocent guys are right now in prison for similar cases.

After wittingly agreeing to have sex with you with the sole aim of monetary gain and you tell her you are broke afterwards, a Nigerian girl will report a rape case to the police and the guy will be sent to prison.

American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to press boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Day20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, viviangist copied it and post it on Nairaland, lalasticla.la move it to frontpage. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty.

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o

**In Olamide's voice** Every fvcking act was a hit, back to back. From day 1 to day 22, to Linda ikeji's blog. KO ni DA fun iya rape *drops mic*

adexsimply:
So you're advising him to spill the beans? it's not like you don't know our society's view on homosexualism

if DAT will force his homo roomie to get off his case, then, I don't see how spilling d beans isn't an option

Person wey don dey fair in complexion already, come dey bleach join Lord save me from karashiikas

Person wey don dey fair in complexion already, come dey bleach join Love save me from karashiikas

coolhamid:
Dude, nothing is damn professional in that bullshit, an intelligent lady should have known that a music label such as G-Worldwide would not have used an email like google to do an official transaction

What happens to customize email address carrying the label domain name ? . It's just like some scammers sending u a mail on behalf of firstbank and using an email such firstbankcustomercare@gmail.com.
A right thinking lady should know its a scam.

thank God u said and I quote "A right thinking lady". How many of our Nigerian ladies re 'right-thinking' when it comes to issues such as money, visa, fame and celebs? I need answers from ladies on here

Money must be made (MMBM), one way or d other..

Egbon crazyculture , fvck dat shiit! Which one be "his secret is safe with u"? Borrow d guy one punch below d belt or why not just spill d beans.. Is it until he drugs u b4 you'll know what to do ni? I sha don talk my own finish. *drops mic*

U slap me, I land a vicious, left punch on ur jaw.. We're even! Go in peace! Let's see what d person below me has to say about this..

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That's how one gal told me that she doesn't believe in love Now I'm beginning to see d reason behind it - heartbreaks, back to back

cosby02:
Its simple mathematics. Negative + Positive=

Did u even pass by a school gate?

LesbianBoy:
I still can't believe many Nigerians are supporting olamide and the ybnl crew. It just shows many nigerians are MAD its just few that are in the hospital! Olamide used vulgar words and threw the microphone on the floor on live broadcast simply because his protege didn't win an award. Who tha fvck does he think he is? Mad Nigerians left him and attacked don jazzy who didn't insult or use vulgar words in his reply to olamide! Imagine! What a country! Nigeria is a joke! And that short brat called lil kesh even went on twitter and bragged that he makes more than the amount of the SUV in 2 weeks and he wasn't heavily criticized. Imagine! Such a proud FOOL! No wonder he didn't win! I hope ETISALAT terminates olamide's contract! Agbero like him! Tout! Compound fool! Guys lets make this trend #EtisalatTerminateOlamideContract so it will serve as a deterrent to other yeyebrities that they are 'role models' and should behave themselves in public! Nonsense!

frustrated human being! No go find how u sef go get contract from Vodafone or zoom

donaldking10:
Virginity is not dignity, but a lack of opportunity.

need I say more?

Vanquay:
Recently, the Olamide v. Don Jazzy saga is all over Nairaland FP like a Bitvh on heat. I dont listen to Nigerian music as the accent puts me off but i do like the Beats and the occasional Wizkid song. Back to the matter.'

Some idiots are already carrying the matter for head and ranting all over their social medias as if theres a nice reward for their incoherent jargons. Are Nigerians this jobless or maybe because its a weekend

The case that amazed me most are the Niggas on FP who are claiming to erase their songs off their playlist...like WTF? Is it the actions that make you determine if the song is good enough for you or the actual music production, lyrics and quality...like seriously WTF?...Really Nigga...Bruh

can't believe u went through all this trouble just to get noticed

ellahzy:
but its true o

it seems beef is the "in" thing o.... who wan beef me biko ?

I prefer kpomo

GraceBestowed:
[color=#CD3700] I wake up to all this hoopla about an awards show. I think it's a known fact that sometimes, the people who deserve recognition don't get it. [/color]

God bless u for this comment! Oya chop kiss

joseph1832:
Tell that to the Marines....

u re hating? Its allowed. I enjoy healthy beefs

OmoSenii:
No matter how much you shout and scream that the street has taken over. Lil kesh can't perform any of his 7 songs at ASO ROCK neither can fetty wap perform at the WHITE HOUSE. #StreetHasLimits Good music doesn't.

so, ur point is, reekado banks sings "good music"? *smh* just when I thought I had seen enough inane comments here

hedonistic:
Envious small minded wussies have seen the opportunity they were looking for to vent their frustration. Don Jazzy remains one of the most successful and most bankable celebs in Nigeria. If you have a problem with that, don't hide under Olamide's envy-driven stupidity to sneer like a jealous little dog.

You sore losers can choke to death on the beef you're chewing.

P.S. Watch out for what will happen in the next few weeks. Etisalat will cancel Olamide's endorsement deal, and no serious organisation except those razz betting companies would look in his direction.

You think it's by making noise and shouting street street all over the place. You would soon understand just how much influence the likes of Ayo Animasaun and Don Jazzy have in the organised business side of the music industry.

u sound like a full-grown,, alpha-male douche bag Olamide made it through pure hard work! So stop hating and #ReceiveSense ..it's 2016 for fvcks sake

joseph1832:
If you really believe we live in a free world, please pack your bags and board the next plane to London.

I'd love to. But I just got back from there on d 31st of December

joseph1832:
"Hubris" I fine quality, possessed by cu.nts who often perish from it.

lol. Cut d dame some slack bro. We live in a free world.

Laveda:
I'm sure you can testify to it...its the truth

let's agree to disagree, love. Its like saying every guy is a rapist, which we all know isn't true.

Laveda:
And that's why they keep falling for the scam of fake assets later they come here to cry

I'm fine dear..you?

fallacy of hasty generalization

donsharwama:
Her waist is 24.. Her boobs is 19... Her face is 73... Width of her p****y (lalastical is still calculatin) 4 d depth i think its kinda shallow... height= she try...... THOSE IN SUPPORT say I those against say NAH....... i will b bck 2 tell u abt d BILL

we need to rid d world of people like u