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ochobaba:
Been bored since morning so I decided to chill out with this thread, yabbing is allowed...

be uploading her pictures while I'm getting down with her

Drienzia:
You all saying 4,5 bla bla... Una head de pain una ni Op, the real deal is, tear a sheet of paper(when u not even prepare) You belike

lol.. Especially when it's a borrowed course

yarimo:
Op videos and pictures of you while having sex on the tree could have help this thread better

Seconded

dikerebel:
bro what are you waiting for? Drink alomo, plus tramadol, you balance am with weed, rush to her place nack beyond repair, when i say nack, i mean nack her nonsense. And after everything when unah go deh rest, break the news to her, tell her that you are breaking u with her.

You need Jesus

Best response so far.

youngice:
Because of What it connotes
Compared to other evil names in the Bible
Lucifer is a beautiful name
It means "bringer of dawn" or "son of the morning" and yes I can name my self lucifer
But I can't name my child such, wouldn't want to traumatize him and have people calling him the devil

You asked a girl out and she accepted? Issokay.. Let the spending begin!

If only these PUNCH reporters will just come and pack their bus in UniUyo for just 3 days, they'll see that what they gathered from Auchi Poly is just level 0. Even in the aspect of school security..

How will Ben Bruce be able to give us his #CommonSense tweets when NCC want to increase data subscription amounts.. For this kind period of economic hardship?? I am not understanding NCC at all!

Ignore the girl, take a good look at this..

Winnelyn:
GAYbriel

Who be this one wey dey spell my name anyhow you want ur ban to enter next year abi?

Does this your seller have another phone he might wanna sell?

Joshkid:
Lol.. I ain't the seller bro

Doesn't make it worth the price you put up there, especially now that second-hand phones are easily accessible.

Joshkid:
Does 1gb ram makes a phone useless??. .. Hope you're aware that the phone's cpu is running on a 64 architecture?

1GB RAM phone?? OP, how much will you now sell a 2GB or 3GB RAM phone??

The girl's nose tho'

How much do you want to sell it?

simeonkoolluck:
Latest infinix is out everyone wantz to sell their old product and get new ones ... even me sef wan sell my hot 2 oo!!

judeefcc:
fear no even allow me type address lol

What exactly are you afraid of oga, you better stop dulling yourself

EVILFOREST:
Both of them are ANIMALS.
Just that No.1 is a higher Animal than No.2.

No. 2 is a ZOOPLANKTON and has allergy to common sense

lol. calm down sir. you're confusing some people here

LOL. I don't think this girl is joking. Wish she was my bestie tho'. the things we'd do..

Too bad I can't write in yoruba. And I'm pretty sure the person below me can't write in yoruba too. So let's just jump to the person below the person below me.

OP, the title of this post shoulda been 'akwa ibom girls and big tummy'. Those girls be moving around with big tummies like they swallowed a calabash

smh! and I thought it was something I could learn from

saintfellow:
Sex,

sex does the magic for me.

Especially rough sex

All I see is a flat chest and a 28-year old female
I'm open to suggestions and objections though..

Kasimaramma2:
Finally i have to spew out my counsel...i am blunt so dont be pissed am not diplomatic.afterall a bitter truth is better dan a tantalising flattery..
He now wants help as he dreads claire would want ha pound of flesh...
You have shown ARROGANCE AND VAIN EGO mistaken it for boldness in ur acts such as tickling a stranger,even a man brought up in jail wouldnt do such. Why not employ dat same"boldness" and tell her SCREW UP now she wants her pound of flesh?.....you are a shame!!
Playing are for teens dat sag that pants not for matured men...u seem learned and intelligent with your choice of words,but wisdom doesnt end only in an english classroom,wisdom is presence of logic-which you lack.







in this terrible economy,we need those who have sometin tangible to offer not some dude decieving themselves thinking they are deceiving girls.
who is the victor and who is the vanguish amongst you and claire？ all i know is that wisens up forgive and forget crooks like you sooner.Tighten her vagina with alum to seem a virgin and a decent man marries her whether she is financially stable or not....
BUT YOU-A sad tale
no one would wink at a broke ass.no woman would give a pauper ha digits.Thats your destination if you dont sober up and think of innovative ways to make money in other to survive this economy but devote your youthful energy chasing anything in skirt.
if you have a iota of dignity left in you,kill dat pride and apologise to claire and YOURSELF for degrading yourself.
come to realise the problem is u.not maryam nor claire.you are the genesis of your problem.y lure a gal when not ready for commitment?
when she baptises you with acid you would call her wicked.

Learn to treat people as humans and not objects of gratification.you are not better than what you treat others but infact a sadder version of how u treat others.
love yourself.

lots of love！！！！

after all the bashing you've inflicted on his personality, you had the guts to end your post with "lots of love" . Brotherly..

Xiadnat:
Thanks a lot period. Or full stop.


IF you don't see "M". Or "F", try not to ascribe gender. You assume I am a man because what?? Females can't write or be this eloquent, intelligent and bold? Take this recommendation to heart, it will serve you well.

lol. E pain am

neomatrix1027:
Itel is the worst nightmare. Imagine buying a phone with 512mb ram for N20000+. Itel is fūçked up company.
Worst processor
Worst UI
Worst Battery
Hangs a lot
I won't even gift any Itel product to my worst enemy, NEVER.

You talk too much sir

olatade:
William might probably be the father then

Willian! Is autocorrect dragging your keyboard with you?