₦airaland Forum

QueenValerie:
Don't lie.You'd slip an slide right in to my plan.

I know ur plan.. U want me to fall in love with u right? Ur plan will not work. I'm happily married

QueenValerie:
You'd fall for it,wouldn't ya? Tehe ...yes!!

Not even with a banana peel on the floor

ifenes:
Go to an off licensed store if you have one.

U can as well ask me to order for a glass from an online store? No pun intended

ifenes:
Get yourself a glass of beer,trust me you will sleep and won't remember this discussion ever happened.

it's 1:25 Pm over here mate. Shops are closed. You'll have to do better than that if you want me to forget this discussion.. Or you're gonna hear from my lawyer first thing in the morning

ifenes:
Already ringing your lawyers?

do I have any reason not to?

ifenes:
I thought you lived here. Thought you saw it on my profile. There are lots of fish in Nigeria tho

that doesn't begin to make up for the fact that u dashed my hopes. I hope ur lawyers are good..

ifenes:
I'm in the UK.

UK!? I should have u arrested for raising my hopes, only to dash it again

ifenes:
Where are you based? Next Friday is cool, I have got 5 random dates scheduled.

Lasgidi! Friday's too far.. How about this Sunday?

ifenes:
I can share why not. I can invite you to my special Friday night club where girls of different shapes and sizes are aligned.

venue, date, time, dress code.. Drop it all in my mail with pictures of what I should be expecting

adren:
a nairalander shared this..
i cannot help financially but maybe selling my plot of land to him can...
Please nairalanders, with tears in my eyes i need ur help financially to help my mum and my 4 younger sisters who are about to be thrown out of the house due to the fact that our house rent has expired. My uncle that was always helpin us with 85% of the rent money is paralysed in the hospital for months now. My mum is a caterer and she earns just 20k to feed 5 people in the house. The small money she saves is for my school needs since am about to write jamb this year which is not even upto N20,000 in her account. Our hope was on my late dad's pension money. But we haven't gotten anything from PENCOM. They told us we were going to recieve alert last year..but till now we haven't heard from them. Itz very serious now, the landlord has threaten to kick us out of the 2 rooms he gave us. Please i beg good hearts to help us. The house rent for a year is N94,000. I'm just ashame of seeing my mum beg people for money everyday. I can't stand the shame and i can't tell her to stop either. Please i beg u, please, please cover our unclothedness. We have suffered enough. God bless your kind heart(s) Amen. We live in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. I will drop my number if necessary
cc Godzlove8
please help a bro..
he's human just like we are..
would be disastrous if his sisters ends up as sluts to make ends meet..

the last time I saw this method of scam was when I was still an active 2go user some 6-7 years ago Waiting to see who'll fall for this and come back here to open a thread about it *drops mic*

ifenes:
Huh??

u sounded like u had enough kitty-cat to spare, that's why I asked u to share some with me. Don't u gerrit?

QueenValerie:
Somethin' devious.

He want's ta apologize to her, you said up top?
Well I'd invite him over with a big smile,for a dinner to "celebrate" his good tidings.
I'd order up his most favorite foods and fetch his favorite drink...an lace it with somethin' that have him kissin' my toilet's seat with his bum

Arrant nonsense! Inane!

ifenes:
Got loads I am tired of. Why watch the same movie everyday.

lend me some of ur used pvssies bro

octopusfreaky:
LIKE SERIOUSLY,NEVER LADIES DO THIS, ALL I DO IS EXPOSE MY LAPS AND SEE THE'' NEEDFUL'RISE LIKE YEAST IN PUFF-PUFF

mtschww! Come try am with me, na u go lose..

Toks2008:
Orubebe weed in action...please try to calm down and make your input..ko faja

this one pass orubebe weed o! I smell Oshogbo weed somewhere in between her post

So withches don dey fly for day time now? 4G wireless..!

raffite:
Suppose somebody dies, can you sue the organisers?

did they force u to run!?

cruzita:
ya I would.if there is no other option

I tip my hat for ur lies!

Lol.. And I'll never get tired of reading posts about those two monickers! ....Op, brace urself.. More bandwagon haters are coming for ur head

I have 16GB/2GB version of the infinix. Based in Uyo. Price is 21,800. Interested?

I tried rooting my infinix X510 phone but it keeps telling me "ROOT STRATEGY UNAVAILABLE". Does anyone have any idea as to why my phone can't be rooted? Your suggestions are highly welcomed (including rants, if any). Thanks to all those that'll drop reasonable replies! please
note: I'm using kingroot 4.1 app for the rooting process.

Julianne10:
some guys wear dirty boxers and stinking clothes and still,they feel as if they are on top of the world...smh

pervert like u! Wetin u find go their boxers? Did u forget ur eyes there?

Airforce1:
I'm sorry

don't beg me sir! I need a refund!

The guy's forehead consumed almost half of my data before the picture loaded completely Mods, pls probe airforce1 nd his bae for me. This one na serious rip off!

Cholls:
My brothers please listen to me before you go with any woman



The first thing I want to say about EVIL women is that it is
important to spot them early! And once spotted, it is important
not to have any type of contact with them if you want to enjoy
complete happiness in your love life.

my brother, I concur! *in klint DA drunk's voice* they re d wickedest of all creatures! That's how 5 of them put me in trouble with my exams officer just recently..! Now I'm afraid of even getting a girlfriend for myself

Blood rushed from ur big head to ur little head. What's d biggie about it?

*books space* But I thought it's only people like irunooboo that open threads like this When did d op become like irunooboo ? #JustAsking

banmee:
Hey God bless me too ooo. So how much does Seun pay you for being FTC?

lol.. I don't know sir! I've never been FTC.

Sultanchidi:
In d name of d Most high pls stop smoking oshogbo weed

the one wey u dey supply me abi

linearity:
This is the secret to be FTC...once you start typing, do not wait to complete what you are typing before posting.

Any one letter is good enough or copy and past anything fast fast to preserve your position, then come back later and edit your posting to something meaningful...thank me later.

May d God of Jesus bless u for giving me this wonderful info #iDonWiseUp

Wizzykinging:
Pain ammm

baba, juss dey ur lane abeg

Wicked people! They can't even allow me be FTC