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labienyce:
2 shades of Torres numerous misses at Chelsea

Guy, Torres' numerous misses at Chelsea is not as bad as this hairdo.

EroticAngelina:
then be ready to watch another man take ur wife away from u.
I know its not right, buh if u don't wanna loose her, u should be ready to take drastic ways.
if you've tried every other thing, and they don't work, I'd suggest u try this. kapish

Why not just save yourself the stress and file for a divorce. That would be a much better option

EroticAngelina:
Yeah, and its sad and disappointing.

the best way to stop them is by 'do me, I do' so dat they'll feel the pain, and when they complain, talk to them and tell them to stop doing it.
its much easier for them to stop when they feel the pain they cause their spouses.

Two wrongs don't make a right, no matter the situation!

I thought guys can now get laid for as low as 500naira - 3000naira, depending on the girl and how well you're good at bargaining prices? Why assault and kill all in the name of konji? This is totally unacceptable!

RPGs only explode on contact with an object, and it's effect is always devastating. The soldier should just tell us that he ran as fast as he could away from the battle. Abi which one come be the lie now?

I remember trashing my roomie back to back when we was playing PES16 on lappy.
After a while, he was like, "u don dey do this ur /ojoro/ sliding tackles again abi? The game no even sweet me again sef". Another day, he was like, "u dey score anyhow because na u dey use d analog pad"
I still feel sorry for him

Where d Vaseline crew dem? See fresh a** for u guys to reminisce about.

How many times will I tell this girl to always wear the bra I bought for her. Those boobs look like over-ripe pawpaw for crying out loud

Marlvin:
Okay, you've made your point. on here We don't use disrespectful n crude words or throw tantrums over ones opinion.


I'd over look your folly... let Me remind you once again that it's strictly for ADULTS n MATURE MINDED folks .

#be good.

let me ignore u, for the fun of it!

SANDOSKI:
Hmmmm______ Let me ask my neighbour



*On my way to Mr. Okoro's house.....*

Excuse me ma'am, is you a UniUyo student?

Vinshu:
There is nothing wrong in same sex relationship as long as my child is happy.

Whatever rocks ur boat. Good luck with it!

wristbangle:
This one na Nitrogen cycl abi wetin? Hahahaha

lol. Na Oestrogen cycle u go soon see

Marlvin:
Never did say she should support 'the child' she did sound emotional kind of... don't try to get it twisted, youngman.


oh and you can still bare your mind as regards homosexuality. like I specified, it's strictly for Adults.

What re u saying, sir? Pls take it easy on those keypads! When adults like u and her have no iota of reasoning, it's up to us children to show u d right way to go. Same sex relationship is a massive NO! I wonder when people will stop thinking with their anus

Marlvin:
What can I say.. you just sounded like a real mother.

What kinda real mother would be in support of her child practicing same sex relationship? You, Vinshu, KashyBaby and the lot of u saying you'll support the child need serious whipping

Marlvin:
What can I say.. you just sounded like a real mother.

What kinda real mother would be in support of her child practicing same sex relationship? You, Vinshu, KashyBaby and the lot of u saying you'll support the child need serious weeping

...And I'm here waiting for the "graphic pics" to be uploaded by the he-diotic OP

Idydarling:
I can understand ur pain op... after all, the best form of revenge is to scorn what you don't have

What is this one saying? Do u have any idea how annoying it is to keep seeing the same thing everyday? When they are not babies! Total waste of space!

Idydarling:
I can understand ur pain op... after all, the best form of revenge is to scorn what you don't have

What is this one saying? Do u have any idea how annoying it is to keep seeing the same thing everyday? When they are not babies! Total waste of space!

realmindz:
lazy husband meets a covetous woman is equals to what? chai, typical example of wen a man who has no shame meets a greedy woman..nice combo

Oga Titus and Madam Titus

realmindz:
lazy husband meets a covetous woman is equals to what? chai, typical example of wen a man who has no shame meets a greedy woman..nice combo

For example, Oga Titus and Madam Titus D;

Vinshu:
@embolden

That is a very silly question.

Besides, my husband knows I accept gifts. In fact, he always wants to take take the big part of it especially if it's money. Not all men are insecure. I

Then ur loving husband takes d money and gifts u received to other married women outside.. Then they in turn share it with their husbands who then bring these gifts and money back to u. Like that, like that, and the cycle continues..

naughtynaughty:
chaiiiiii, shey sum1 cnt hav similar xperience ni

The similarity too much abeg! The guy's talk about his work, almost falling asleep, the high heels, the walking out on him, everything. E come be like say na u write d script of d movie sef

[color=#000099][/color] This guy ehn..

SINNZ:
What has writing got to do with your fuckship??

I thought I was the only one wondering about it. I don't really blame her tho', she's been MIA for a while now!

naughtynaughty:
just feel lyk gistin u guys abt my date, I mean NL is sooo boring nowadays. Aarrrhhh


So Last tym I was wondering how a naija grl could get hookedup in a wonderful relationship, so I went experimenting to c wat I can find.

First tin I learnt frm my experimentation: knw wat he luks like and trust me u might just be shocked out of ur skin. U dnt want to meet a funny lukin guy do u? In dis century?


Second thing, dress comfortably. Don't wear 6inch heels..like, look gud ooo, mke sure u luk vry gud but..my sista, u fit fall oo. Ryt now my feets r killing me nd d funny thing is d man wunt even notice d heels, trust me..all his interestd in is ur UP.

So yes, my date! my first xperiment, I met dis guy, a talkative. Greeeeaaaatttt boring talker.
I don't think ave eva met a guy who likes d sound of his own voice dis much. Btwn us we said 1500 words..out of dt 1500 words, he said 1450 words. I was bored and frustrated. How disgusting! And he didn't say anytin reasonable oooo, all about work, work, work, family and all his boring activities etc


Arrrghhh. Was bored out of my skin! U knw those talkatives dt has white things lyk saliva bsyd their mouth?yes!

Wen I got ova tayad nd almost sleeping, I so walked out on him.
Dunno if I shuld continue experimenting or give it a res

t alrdy
Ever being on a date wit a boring guy? Or lady? Pls share!

Aunty naughtynaughty, pls take it easy with this ur lie na! What u just posted was gotten from one Nollywood movie about a rich girl who had no boyfriend. No come here dey post highlights thinking say person no go catch u! Cheers!

6 pages already and still counting. Seun be smiling to the bank by tomorrow morning. The baba wey do d don jazzy & olamide jazz, davido & dele momodu osho, and linda & wizkid otumopo for u go do another one again! Can I hear a louder amen!?

p2015:
no he abused ur grand mother,ur stupid mother and ur sisters including the generation of females yet unborn.
loser.

I know what ur game is; u defend her, she notices u, u start a conversation with her, u beg for her number, then ask her out. Lame move bro! What an epic fail! Smh! U carry dat ur 2go mentality come NL!

bunmioguns:
Why insulting based on my post


I only stated my opinion


Please, I don’t take that from anyone

Take note

Or you'll report me to the Lagos state Commissioner of police like Linda did Wizkid, right?

Greene66:
And that is why Nigeria is full of corrupt people and bad people. Mind your business attitude. A 19 year old girl was raped and the rapist was proud to come to Nairaland to make noise and we should mind our business? Seriously?

Nigeria we hail thee

What part of his post did the OP admit to raping the said 19 years old girl? Why don't you go over his post again and read in-between the lines. Stop playing the role of a good cop when you're as bad as every other cop on the streets of Nigeria!

Greene66:
Believe me on this. He even deactivated his account. I'm gonna send a mail to ogun state police command and they will track him down. We have to enforce the law and protect the lives of young ones. Marry dem no go marry. They will be raping young children.

This thing will not respect himself and mind his business! Be forming jagaban on top wetin no worth a drop of sweat!

layla129:
Pls, don't let this be an empty threat...that guy needs to be dealt with. He fvcks every girl that comes his way irrespective of who she is...he friends wife, neighbors, now a 19yr old girl.
James or whatever your name is give your dick small dignity pls

And you're silently wishing it was you he f*cked! Babe, the sex was mutual. Get a Love Machine and sort urself out!

When I saw the Title of this thread, I hurriedly opened it.. Then I saw 'by MrCork'. Then I laughed! Something tells me he's married to mamagee and irunobo

nasha1:
nah i am against any untrained boy who abuses women with derogatory words.
toyin is an attention seeker.

Wait, re u saying he abused ur mother!? This is serious! Hope ur mother is still alive?

sucess001:
She is the biggest blogger and the one who made blogging what it is today...get over it.

And this 'she doesn't have a husband shit pple kip talkin about is baffling! Do u know how many thousands of men wud be approaching her? Gold diggers and non gold diggers alike? She is choosy and taking her time...wud prefer her to a broken home Tony Payne anyday.

She wrote facts on wiizkid! Facts!

When did it become a crime to report facts?

Oniranu on the loose! Just negodu!