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FloraEC:
I even added azụ mangala and cow leg to it.

Kwaret pelzin

adewumiopeyemi:
50 Naira egg role You are expecting to see full egg.. in this haarsh economy..

Azin ehhh hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha. Wey 1 egg sef na 40naira. So who will pay for the flour and other things.

FloraEC:

Izz not izzi, a whole cappo
I'll soon blow contraction your way.

Ayauche hwva na?? We go still do the meeting again

U are suppose to be thanking me nah, see as i help u pull a whole cappo. Babes abeg make sure that okro soup is garnished with enough assorted.
Now u no go allow August mamas hear word as u don drag their cappo. Lol

BlessedDiva:
Great! What a relief for you sis

You can say that again sis. Relief no be here

Oliran:
The day before yesterday, I visited the toilet up to 7times,

Other mamas

Ah ah i said it. Hope ur bags are packed.
Make i dey go before Comtem2011 come for my head.

Oliran:
Port ke, Abeg I'm loyal to my August teamies oo.

Whispering "Mbok is it possible to deliver before Edd as a FTM? I really want to".
Runs out before comtem2011 comes.

Hahahahahahah very possible to port my dear sister.
FloraEC oya come carry ur candidate

FloraEC:
See the eyes of the gods na
Abi akpịrị ogologo is doing your own oracle.

Which kain akpiri ogologo, we do it the modernized jujuism way. Dis na 21st century. Supply those items sharply make August no go carry ur teamies join body ooo. The gods have spoken

BlessedDiva:
My able VIP mama, I'm loyal o and Lo is doing fine and bouncing on my bladder wella.
How's my top notch baby doing? Guess you are enjoying vigilante with him.
My love to him okay

Your baby's doing great, he has changed i now sleep at night only waking up to feed him.

FloraEC:
Akụkọ Biati. Na Party you wan do? Your own otumokpo no dy accept vulture eye

No ooo, wetin we go use vulture eyes do.

comtem2011:
So, u self join her get hope ba? e be like say u no wan add weight again because I go collect the one wey u gather before.

I have released Mi.c..y for madam Flo o.

Abeg no vex. I no join her again

Tiw78:
Part 3

I started pushing around 3:30am Bt baby no gree come out o. I became so tired Bt all the midwives were very encouraging with hubby, told me I was doing well. Eventually, I gave the last push and baby was out at 5:37am.My baby was put on my chest Bt I was not seeing her at all, I was just crying cos of that pain wey Don enter my brain and out of this world. I eventually opened my eyes and could see my baby, pain all gone.
I bless God for the whole journey cos it was all a success .
This is my first baby, na only me and hubby dey here.... We will be doing omugwo for ourselves

Ohh if u see as this omugwo ourselves scare me ehh but dont worry, u will be fine. Congrats to u mama

zaynie:
Jazzy my partner.
Let me teach you a sure method. 100% guaranteed.

Move closer here.

When its time to do the do, just balance on ya head and be twerking.
After the do, run round your compound naked 7 times shouting "Orisha Ibeji o!"
Then don't drink water for 7 days. But you can eat food sha.
The next 7 days drink water but don't eat any food at all.

Do a pregnancy test and come and tell me thank you.
Twin boys will be jejely sitting comfortably





Don't mention

Dis woman no go kill pelzin with laff. "Orisha ibeji oo" chai�

comtem2011:
ok, I think say u wan drop weight ni.

For where, if i drop shikene again with this one i dey so, na vanishment be that

FloraEC:
Kontinue shining teeth, July never finish. I still get hope

Yelz ke, i follow u get hope. July dates still plenty so no worry. I think say Oliran na August mama,am actually expecting her to port.

August cappo comtem2011 give me ur list, lemme point out those that are porting with my otumokpo wey rubyzz give me to Flo so she can shine wella more than ori sef.

Lemme comman be going, i don find trouble reach.

FloraEC:
Asin ehh, their akporism is strong. Not even one small porting make I shake bum bum for comtem2011

Abeg come show me pesin wey do your own otumokpo wey make you pack some July mama's come June

Eh eh u need the otumokporism? Ngwanu by 11pm today wait for me under that tree near ur house and bring 1 big pot of okro soup and a carton of hollandia youghurt.

comtem2011:
By the time u dey sweep house for like 5-6 times daily, dey shout leave it, I will beat you, stop it etc, weight go drop by force.

My sister i never start all these sef weight don drop, na solution how e go use increase i dey find so before shouting own join.

zaynie:
I'm just taking my second TT at 26 weeks
First one was at 21 weeks.
Don't copy me o, go and collect.
You know the last baby I had the TT covered me to 3 years or so and e never nack so I still get immunity.

Hahahahaahhahhahahaahah shebi na u. U fit take 1st one sef for 30weeks. Mummy Zaynieeeee
Abeg make i dey go, sleep full my eyes.

FloraEC:
TJ[Team July]


Remaining mama's may real contraction locate you all.

Team August how far na, you guys don't want me to shine small.

Lmao��� na true ooo. Team August no gree port. Una no want Flo mama to walk this thread with pride abi.

Congrats to all mamas that just offloaded, may ur LOs continue to make u happy.

Hannydimples how are u now and baby?

BlessedDiva: mama how re u and LO doing?
Divinemandate hope baby is kicking well.

LadyMessi i await ur BA and BS dis weekend. May the Almighty make it easy for all waddling mamas.

Mummy Zaynie alaje, the triplet momma. Se e wa pa.

My 2 hands are up for all mamas here, motherhood aint beans and garri.

goldendollars:
Same thing with me.. I've lost weight seriously.. Almost slimmer that pre-pregnancy.

I thought am the only one battling with this weight lost thing ooo. When u get a solution holla at me sis

oloriooko:
So you think sum1 killed her and hid her under his bed?
Your thinking is out of this world, did he confide in you?

Lol. Some comments on NL needs to be ignored believe me.

latitidejavu:
I cannot believe what I just read. He doesn't deserve this treatment at all you just said? The country is so hard anyone would do anything for money? My God!!! Who will give the girl he murdered because of his demonic lust for money a second chance at life? I really wish nairaland was not an anonymous forum, it would be nice to put a name and a face to such posts as yours!

Am telling you.

ChiefAzubuike:
I was in that court live. It was so heart breaking seeing the poor boy just break down like that. I even felt like crying for him. I pity am sha but I can't blame him. The country is so hard anyone would do anything for money. After judgement was passed, we whisked him away to a different location to remand him in our custody. I really wish he could be given a second chance at life. He doesn't deserve this treatment at all.

Please what are u talking? " He deserves a second chance"
"He doesnt deserve this treatment" Are u for real? So its khadijat dat doesnt deserve to live, she is the one that deserves to die a cruel death like that.
This your own comment weak me ooo

Hannydimples:
Hmmmmm....... I’ve not had a decent sleep since I gave birth to my son. This is worse than vigilante, I start crying at times cos it looks like there’s nothing I do that is enough coupled with the fact that I’m still having pains at the surgery site. I want to do exclusive feeding but he’s used to the formula already and breast milk is like appetizer to him plus my breast milk is not coming out well. I’ve done everything to make it come out but it’s not working,it’s coming out in drops. I honestly want to stop the formula but how would I do it when my breast milk is not flowing well?!

Decent sleep ke, that word sleep no longer exist in my dictionary. For 3days straight now, i have not slept. If i continue, this page wont be enough to explain how am feelinh. Uhmmm they say its the price of motherhood.
For the breast milk, u should always take pap religiously, try if u can get palmwine, also what i think worked for me was drinking hot water regularly. And always put baby to suck.
Take care of urself and DS

flyca:
Who did this make-up?

Lol. E reach to ask

UrbanExotica:
They spent 85days in the house doing nothing and come out and bag multiple endorsement deals

Nna ehhh

StrongWoman333:
How do one avoid adding weight while doing exclusive? Any idea? Also does fenugreek control weight gain?

Choi see my life outside When me i want to add weight. Abeg sabi mamas how can i add weight ke before i resume oo, i need to slay make e no be like say na only me dey do exclusive breastfeeding.

LadyPrecy:
And you're happy your Mil of 75 years picks up a broom then bend down to sweep your house for you every morning? Smh for you, from your write up you lack manners and respect. Imagine the kind of advice you gave to your fellow woman, she should lock herself up and tell mama to enter kitchen and cook. Msheeeeew like say if her husband flings her out for disrespecting his aged mom you'll be there to take her in....as if you sef no go grow old one day or have a daughter in-law.

Ahh mama please easy now. I think she is been scolded enough and for me she might just be joking u know. Please let it end i beg una. We are all here to learn

Rubyzz:
MY BIRTH STORY

Cappo Ayauche, bs submitted o

Cappo rubyzz we thank the Almighty God for his mercies on all our lives especially those of us that had fibroids. Infact team June we need special thanksgiving. Most of us were FTM and most of us had fibroids but God saw us through. We cant thank him enough.
Hope my boy is doing great mama

Hannydimples:
Mamas, I love you all scatter and I'm grateful to God that my husband dragged my bombom to join this thread. My original able cappo and second cappo Ayauche and FloraEC, I appreciate both of una. You guys are too much, thank you very much for everything, from encouragement to advice and all. To everyone here, may God give us joy overflow and to every woman still looking for a miracle, the lord that will meet you at the point of your need. If not for drip that is in my hand, I would have typed my BS. Here is the photo of my handsome oyinbo prince.

See handsome prince that was enjoying his mansion and mummy was busy disturbing u to come. He is just too cute.
I wish u speedy recovery mama and take very good care of u and him for us. God bless u son.

ayabadamilola:
Congrats to the new moms, may your babies always bring you joy! Now, Hannydimples tell that boy to report to my office for giving us all tension and keeping us in suspense But sha o, you should receive award for the *most impatient mom-to-be*


Nobody should find me o, my bombom is scratching me! The eagle haff run away....

Lol... But true sha as she got most of us tensed and praying so much for her BA like its over over over due.

Nobody should find me too my eyes are heavy with sleep. * yawns*

Omolaadun000:
BA BA!!!!
Alhamdulillah.......
My beautiful princess landed via VD with a tear on friday, 6/7/2018 weighing 2.6 kg.
We got back home yesterday & doing very fine.
Thank God it ended in praise.
Cappo @FloraEC
B.S coming soon .

Congrats mama. May she always be a source of blessing. Welcome Princess

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