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gonna get th eiphone

will prob regret it later but i want it anyway!

ori ee ti buru oniranu oshii!

olurun lo ma bless oju ee pelu thunder

ogun lo ma pa ee ogun idiot oshii! kmt

Pysam:
U re also a devil,u want to pay evil back.see u can nt make a gud wife like dt.as i see your post i just picture an arrogant fool who will end up kill her husband 4rm revenge .tell me how many guys wil pay back b4 u find your husband who u ll eventually kill.just move on if u don't love no more its smple no love no relationship.cmon gurl dt every devil was once a lucifer.if winin him back is not d point then leave.do u have any tin to say cos i ll be back

instead of saying this- why cant u just be good??

the reason why men sweat over thibgs like this is cuz they dont like the sound of a mad woman coming to get them after they have finished with them!

why cant yall just behave urselves instead of callin out the women??

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I wanted u 2 learn a lil lesson. . .[/color]

and what lesson will that be?? there are no fine men on nl??

lesson learnt!

bobo 190 u need help, lemme get the numbers of the nearest kolomental homes for u area!

arkinses:
Bwakakakakakakakakaka!Who woulda knew, but for your insight! "Ori, Ori O, Olajumoke n lo" is finally having his 15 minutes of fame

kaii have another glass of haterade dear u must be thirsty!

190 i pity u, but ur bipolar and obviouslly deluded so ill leave u

keep lamenting like a rabid animal

that means its marc jacobs?? i dont think i can afford it??

190:
shuu
are you now angry with me cos i had fun with theseeker
listen if you give me a call right this minute
It wont take me less than 20mins to take you shopping in the best shops in abuja, ok,
I like u and i see you as a friend and maybe as a future f~uc~kingmate, so lets not spoil the beautiful
relationship we share and please i am Open and willing to meet more Nairalanders as soon as possible,

lol why would i be mad because you have a soo called nairaland declared 'good time' with mr ugly mutete??

take me shopping in where?? to sell my arms to the alawo?? i dont think so, ill pass

lemme do my shopping in ny, it pays me that way!----go ask ur momma to be ur potential bangmate u fool

uno no say levels past levels?? its not everyone here u can fool arnd mate!

ThePelican:
190. . . Please remote that El-Rufai name you put there. Thanks.   Plat. . . Talk to the hands. I'll fly from Abuja to Benin and proceed onwards to see Uju where she is. Gold digger my foot. I'm still wearing the shirts even though they are cheap, and that's because you were special to me when you gave them. Despite the fact that we had a fight, I can't deny that what we had felt good for that time. You can keep piling resentment, that's your business. Keep flying the documents abeg. The only thing you know about me is my first name--Jeffrey. You can talk and report from now till tomorrow, I can't be touched, not because of who I am but because nothing can be traced to me. Do you know I have a twin? Mystery number two. Talk to the hands abeg.

kaiiii--

**slaps forehead** even tho this is just an internet forum

one cant help but feel sorry for these women

lol uju has run away??

where is she nau??

how comes this whitelexi dude is soo famous??- he has like 100 threads dedicated to him

u see if these bobo's were fine i will understand, they all look like ugly mutete's

im soo sorry i couldnt help myself!

sjeezy8:
has nothing to do with religion some just like young girls and use religion as a cover up to justify actions.

it has everything to do with religion

thier soo called perfect man was a peodophile and they are following suit to be perfect!

,

190:
@ayettymama
shut up there wit your unshaved punanie~
tell me if i get down on you if i wont find white strands of hair
in between your female hole~
what do u knw abt beauty~
jst jokin,no offence,u be my baby ooh

@plat
e be like say u nor de tire, oh
more redbull to your elbow~

monkey ni ee

monkey squared

see ur mout- why would u go down on me after u finished givin the seeker a Mouth Gig

see how u guys are soundin like u in a civil union

buncha gays

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hehe but online friends can become real friends. . .[/color]

prob- but never on nl!!

chamotex:
Mo fe mun oyan ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

iru isokuso woo leleyiii??

yee is this ts?? ugly mutete!!!

se eni ti gbogbo yin le kiri ti en fall in love pelu naa ni yii??

hmph

bawomolo:
she is beginning to see trouble. see what busy body would do to you eh

monkey!!!!!

is my user name busy body??

im just miss aprokocious!

looool i didnt even see that!! lemme modify!

FL Gators:
@ayetty
lol I wont be here. Got mommy's bosom milk to go and enjoy.

Enjoy NL jare.

no worries, its a small world neways im goin to ur area so we mite meet!

bawomolo:
that women are crazy and we need to start an NL movie studio.
superstory has got nothing on US.

'thats true the online reality episodes are spontaneous and have high ratings'

'have u been involved in nl drama before'??

what kind of court affidavit has comic sans text??

only in nigeria **shakes head**

lol

bowolomo joka!

ok gators when theres less traffic arnd to hia the gyst

gather round people

**ayettymama reporting from fight scene**

*holds the mic to bawolomo* 'so what have you learnt from this situation??

bawomolo:
yall need dr.phil

the simpsons character

FL Gators:
I can call you. . . . but YIM? emi ko. I no fit trust you ppl again na to dey gossip on yim

kini email e?

its not yahoo messenger

it was a hotmail adress

leave me joo---- its not me that gossips did i no anything before?? na u people bring gyst to me!!

FL Gators:
lol omugo ni omo yen jor

eeeooo mail me ooo

looool wetin be that ooo madlady??

FL Gators:
Abeg, can someone call EFCC on Theseeker, liar oshi.

As for Plat, even babalawo no fit reduce the size of that chick's head.

kilode!!!

monday---gossip girl

tuesday-----nairaland drama

wednesday------- dunno  

you are not serious!!

see ur mout!

waka!!!!

see how these people punk'd me like that!

online friends should be kept online

real friends shouldnt be imaginary!!

lol