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isrealite abeg i appreciate u jooo- its not easy for a guy to go to the gym!!

keep doin ur thing joo- remeber to give us updates on the pacs oo

Odunnu:
Did i jst read ALL of ths 14paged thread?
Nw I knw better hw to thread hia.
Ayetty,I luv u 4real.You r d best,u really r!

blushes  

davidylan:
and here i was thinking i could ask you for a date.   I feel so let down.

its ok david it doesnt have to be a bentley, i also accept 09 porsches and bugattis??

@th epelican in fact i no finish

IWO BOY YII IO LAYA SA, O TUN PADA WA MA SORO PE ON WOO SHIRT?? KAIII EMI O BLAME EE SHA

MO TI MOO IRU EEE-- OKUNRIN DUNLOP- MAAA WORRY EE GO BETTER, YOU WONT BE ROCKIN your HOLED DUNLOP FOR LIFE

I WILL ASK PLATTI TO FORGIVE your PATHETIC backside U WERE ONLY TRYING TO SURVIVE

IM SURE YOU SOLD THEM TO FEED your FAMILY AT HOME- NO WORRES I GO START CHARITY FOR YOU



HELP THE SEEKER COMPLETE HIS MUD HOUSE!!!!

all we need is your 20naira for his family to be sheltered for life!!

ThePelican:
Pele. She oti lo ogun e?? She won gbe oyun fo fence ni? Abi ofe fi condom she headwarmer ni? E ma gba mi lowo atoku maku, amo ona orun malo yi. Oponu afo'fun gbemu. Alaye rirun bi asho inu apere. Mo ro pe won ti ki agbo igbona yen fun e abi?? Ma worry, ati mo arun e, arun opolo ni. Jeun jeun and jemila n je indomie lori ee.

eeeeeeeeeee i now see why all these women fall in love wit youuuuu its a miriacle

OLORIBURUKU ABURO OLOSHIII (MR SCUMBAG BROTHER TO MR SCRUB)

ONU TANI WON GBE FO FENCE?? O YE KIN BERE LOWO EE BOYA WON LONU LE EEE

WOO KONI RAGBA FUN EE LAI! SEMI LON BA SORO ANYWHO-

ABI OOO YA WERE NII IWO AGBAYA OSHII

EGBE EEN SISE WAN RA MOTO IWO WA OBIRIN KIRI LORI NL KI WON RA SHIRT FUN EEE

SHIOR SUCH A BLOODY LOOSER, GOODFORNOTHINGTYPEOFBROTHER

TO BA TIE JE WIPE OO FINE O BA DA, OOO FINE O DABI ENI TI ON FAAA IGBO SE BREAKFAST,

KMT

ThePelican:
You obviously missed the part where I said I came to defend the trash that thing was talking about Uju. I'm just bemused; there's nothing more to qualify this with.
Ko enu oshi ti e kuro l'ona fun mi. Ma fi lo mi kin dasi, ab'ojugun l'egbe eti. Ki lon damu ori e naa?? Ofi ori gbale ni kekere ni?? Je ka wale ooo, s'ogbo, je ka wale.

ori ee o daa ori eee
iwo oponu oshii yii

talon ba soro she mo joo awon omugo obirin ton ko kiri nl??

respect ara ee oo abi won jeun lori ee ni

won sepe fun ee ni??

woo mindursef ooo no see ma red eye  

ur rite- it can be taken forward but thats only after ive spoken to th edude on webcam seen forros of his bentley asked my csi investigators to check if na really him own am, spoken to him on the fone after which i wouldhave confirmed his location, THEN AND ONLY THEN meet up in a crowded restaurant with 10 of my friends  

sounds like the perfect nl hook up to me!!

ThePelican:
Why are you so bent on enforcing my ugliness on people?? Ehn?? At least, I have changed looks this year. Abi now Na beg I dey beg ooo. No yab me again. My picture is kukuma on my profile. Mschewwwww. Oshi rakafo.

oooo wowo joo

jen soro sebi o ti se ti ee ori ee ti wuu oju ee dee ti wale abi??

the one u cannot use on the village girls in ife u have used on the girls on nl?? abi no be so??

o kan lucky saa- mio blame eee- ti o ban se wipe awon girls won yii goo die-- jeun soke do uuu ts or tp or whatever u call ur wowocious sef!!

no make olopa catch u ooo

not really--- i think th edudes go out of thier way to chase these girls i dont think they simply fall in love with his writing style like  someone said

the only problem is when u never seen someone or dont personally no someone how much can u really get involved??

i mean if theres nothing to loose one can go ahead, but if its gonna turn into a battle of 'who is more stupid' on nl then whats the point

this whole back and forth wit these girls, and they are all doin the same thing wit the exact same dudes!!! dayuum! in the words of djm sheeet meeen!!

ts the ugly mutete i seriously dont no hat shackin u gyals  

190 i wasnt beefin u

u were just lookin for my trouble

my trouble is popular on this site sha!

o yeaaaa is that th eone they were sayin he was dissin kelly handsome??

ah ah but i thot that just happened when did he do a track??

kaii mi sabi dis person oo like tupac!!

wetin i do ooo missy??

unno i have already given u all the gyst!!

u have to go to old threads to see the full story

ah ah FL lol i wasnt arnd wen this ish started

ooo hold on one of my cyber husbands has just logged into ym

pweety u ar etoo protective of nl men sef

wetin lol

fl do u have bb

mail me your bb pin!!!!

yaaaay

arkinses:
Must you always expose me in public like this Showing my go-see pictures to all and sundry

yea rite if u looked like this i would neva divorce u

ah ah who are all these people?? wish kan mistake?? nooooo cheating is an unforgivable offence even jesus said so

let the bish go!!!

abi u wanna send me a pincture  

madlady:
No joking @mama, I love @plat, I did not find this entertaining at all

I came down hear looking for you, I thought you wanted me to find that thing for you.

lol lol kk ill go find it now

no mind platti ooo she didnt have to respond to uju uju was clearly lookin for fight!!!

190 that posted th ethread sef was just tryna start something

as a nigerian u have to no how nigerians behave,  they all fell head first into each others traps!!

as a nigerian i go make yeye!!   - this is why i have too many oyibo frends!!!

190:
heard u were in florida!!
whats up! why r u rollin the floor falling your unclothed butt up and down!!

@ayyettymama-
we all know u are a lesbian f-in some you are siding
and the funny thing is that u are based in milan
why trying to add more salt 2 injury!!

seeker and plat has gone 2 settle themselves go berra flee or go get laid or sumtin! dollin!

emi ke?? im a neutral journalist from wedontgiveafuck mediahouse!!!

i love my platti baybay my anti gators- uju small small im just usin them for tonites entyertaintment!!

Missy B:
Babez, I Love You already. Please, more Gist. Lmao!!

Aiight. . . What brought Uju into the whole thing and even WL[ the father of all Lies]?  

abeg ansa kwesion joo  

hausa men have big tins?? thats interestin to hear my frend said it but i didnt believe her!!

are u hausa??

thats it!! times up!! im gettin a job!!

easy way or hard way??

FL Gators:
rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!

**hands mic over to FL gators**

'Fl gators your involvement in tonights fight is rather shady what exactly is your problem with platti'??

'There have been previous reports to suggest that you were involved in some sort of triangle involving ts (ugly mutete1) and plati, can you confirm this'??

'Do you speak to many nl dudes off nl'??

madlady:

**hands mic over to madlady**

'so how have you found tonights entertaintment'??

'better than last weeks eastenders'??

'Madlady you are generally kind and extremely mature i can imagine you get all sorts of attention what advice can you give to innocent young ladies on this site'??

Missy B:
You stand the risk of losing Your job if You don't give me full details.

1 -Is the story between Plat and Theseeker over?
2 - Werrin cause am? etcetera

Your viewer/readers are patiently waiting . . .

1-the plat and seeker are definitely over but we cannot say for the feelings
2-Plat discovered some dodgy dealing about the seeker

**hands mike over to missy b**

'so have you ever been approached/stalked by a nl gentleman b4'??

'was he wowocious'??

'missy b u are very attractive does it make life harder for u on nl'??

me i no no suth south ooo

huasa fulani men can be fine small- but they have that typical arab look- abit scary!!

they are too skinny for my liking!!

igbo men are the most attractive generally, caring too actually and good in bed. . . . . . or soo i hear!!

Missy B:
This is unfair eh!! Gist right under ma nose and I had no clue.  

I ain't asking for much though. Just what made plat's romance with Theseeker go Sour.  
Thanks in advance.  

aproko 2nd!

**reporting live from the fight scene**

we have seen alot tonight but is the fight really over or has it just began??

does uju really have a life outside nl??

is platti really over the seeker??

is ayettymama truely irresistable  

are there any other chronic womanizers nl ladies should no abt??

Flashfast1:
abi o

she prob just needs confirmation every woman comes to a crossroad in a relationship

and will always need an idea from a different perspective

aint nothing wrong with it!!

wahala ma sekini?? me ino get dis ur awoof yoruba oo lol

i see ehn ko sinkan to buru nibe looto

mo understand im too irresistable ageb ino sabi write that one in yoruba!!!

davidylan:
the thing still dey pain you? Pele.

wahala e ti poju fun mi. Mo ma sa fun e ni siyin.

nkan ti waa ma so ni yen but nitooto wa ma tele mi kaakirii nl!

u see nau

did i say ur name?? u hear me say omo oba here??

now i no u did something!!! confess!!! the devil is a liar!!