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in the words of the great writer- ne-yo

[b]F[/b]uck that nigga!!!

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=431355.msg5909584#msg5909584 date=1271526884]I love the opening by Vocal Slender

"Well, my name is Eric . . . Obuh - AKA "Vocal Slender" from Lagos, Nigeria. We are in the dumpsite. You can see, now, the people, the scavengers are following the bus to select some scrap from the refuse. . . and very soon I'm joining them."

Such charisma and charm he has, even while "selecting."[/quote]your very right- even thier spoken english is absolutely amazing
its suprising most of these people are very learned
and intelligent people, its just the circumstance
i hope a dvd comes out- ill be the first to cop it!!

what makes a guy with soo much money soo stupid??
was his silver spoon tainted with lead??
did the housegirl mix kerosene with his vitamins??
did the teachers in switzerland molest him??

dealing with nigerians is probably the most fustrating experience eva!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*throws mobile in dustbin*

has anyone noticed this show can take a bad turn??

what if the gov.t all of a sudden gets embarrased by the program and decides to chase all the scavengers from the dumpsters??

we all know they are very capable of doing it?? and its obvious the documentary is widely misinterpreted!

just a thot. . . . . . . . . . .

[size=4pt]neways fashola is a good man thats prob not a worry[/size]

chiogo:
I love the waves on your head.

buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahhahahaha

^^ your one bad bish !!! *high 5*!!!!

^^ lol

just say- i dont swing that way dude- but i appreciate it!

tensor777:
Actions have consequences. The idea of using knives or broken bottles to resolve conflicts is the issue here. It all boils down to anger management

inno wat ur saying, buit seriously its not anger management
for some reason lagosians are just stupid
when they do these things they dont mean to kill or seriously injure
they just mean to do little damage
its what they do and people die from it
but its still common, i think there should be better policing in parties and heavier sentences
lagosians (well the hardcore ones) are waaay too aggressive and they take that ill behavoir everywhere they go

its pathetic

lil kim -puzzy purr

now say hello to my kitty
heart shaped bikini wax
aww aint she pretty

phack!!!!!!- not feelin the minor niki jack thou
aint kool- but kim can do it
she do minaj betta than minaj!

tegasgirl:
I think what the BBC was trying to do was put across is that people in Nigeria just get on with life. There are people who have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and they get on with it. They do what they have to do to survive. Look at the guy who's daughter turned one (his name escapes me right now), he worked extra hard, didn't moan once so that he could put one bottle of Pepsi and one bottle of Miranda on a small table ( it just me or did that cake look hella yummy?) and he was content.

Also look at the guy who decided to start selling the cow's blood. He did something innovative.

I loves me some Slender!!!!! He busted me out when he was posing in his photoshoot for his album sleeve!!!!

Thank God the BBC was there when they caught that thief, they would have killed homeboy!

I for one am proud of Nigeria and they way the program came across

Cant wait for next week, I remember going to Makoko with my parents to buy fish when I was younger!

i was actually scared for the boy as well, i thot theyd kill him, that wouldnt have even been funny|!

ochallo:
@ayettymama
beyonce got 3 grammys for single ladies, get your facts right and i must say it is well deserved
1, best r&B song
2 best female vocal performance ,R&B
3, song of the year.
it was a combination of beats, and tonne of music while she rocked it with high noted vocals all through. moreso it is an feminist song and such songs always win best song awards because they are said to empower the woman , and when you win song of the year, you definately must have won best song in your genre,grammy awards are like a domino.

the others were for
1 at last- traditional r%b
2 best R&B album
3halo- best pop, this though would have gone to adele- hometown glory if only the girl had included beats in her song. the music was not complete.

the grammy is still the best music award in the world.

erm, this isnt a proffesional opinion, but i will barely call that r&b

ill give her best song (pop) best vocals (pop) and prob song of the yr *kanye shrug against a kanye shrug*
and sure in HELL wont call her album r&b unless the word has totally and completely lost its meaning
and with the grammy bein the best award in the world, id totally disagree with u- but that will bring another argument that im not bothered to get into-- its all promotion catered to average minds, i wont go there, cant be bothered

i fell out of my seat when i saw these

https://www.brownsfashion.com/public/pictures/products/standard/012X52500004_1.jpg

literally

its by rebbeca street even my mom heavily disagrees with it she doesnt like it
its 100% silk
heres the back
https://www.brownsfashion.com/public/pictures/products/standard/019T09Z10006_3.jpg

i need something for a special occasion

i cant wear anything cos. . . unno got a 'social reputation' to uphold

im normally not like this but i will feel soo out of place if i go there wearing principles or coast, worst still dorothy perkins

i think its absolutely gorgeus but ur right its too simple

maybe i should dubb it?? looks like something a pal at st martins could do??

ill be like; wooooooooooooooooort??

what country are u talking abt??
in what decade is the education improving??
just cos tony blair got all these muppets in metropolitan
dont mean jack
the state of education is sickening-
buying a room full of apple macs and givin them free transport doesnt improve it
neither does dumbin down thier assesment
and forcing them all to take vocationals??- thats probably the funniest shit ive heard in a while
no education- esp in certain areas is in no way improving
and neither is the welfare of these children

the educational system needs a complete turnaround
but i dont expect that in the next 10yrs

ill be votin the libdems this yr

Gamine:
I think the fight was just a mishap, he must have been drunk.
Because he was really remorseful.

i think the guy tried to embarass him in front of his friends
what lead to the fighting
thats how they behave in lagos
throw bottle first talk later
its just a shame kazim was permanantly wounded
soo was slender- they really need to do something to control gang fightin in lagos
its overly out of hand

^^ thats the onli thing and its summer- not a good time for too much hair!!

ill probably just fix lacefront, ill take to long in pax deciding!!

^^ if it obvious that the woman doesnt love you what can you do??
give her space- tell her u dont want a sexual relationship
tell her want you want and give her time (without sex) to think abt it
if she really wants u then u guys can still make it work
but try and bring the sex out of it for a while
so neither of u get confused lol
if u feel like ur relationship depends of it u have to take it out and see how u guys still stand,

which one?? i dont remember??


loool sabi means 'i know how'

neways have a look at my profilequick

@topic

do u not like it??

i thot that was a mans topwish

ex with no strings attached??

thats hw unno men on nl are ull of ish|!

poster i get what u mean- if u feel used its best u dont continue

if the sex is good its like a drug, the woman wont want to let go!

dont let ur feelings be trampled on

move on, to find a woman that will love u, cos it seems thats what ur lookin for

gd luck!

madlady wat bob??

gamine theres nothing wrong wit it dear

my gdaddy is a farmer, very rich one i must add

but only he should be wearin crocs!!

madlady na lie- i sabi swim!!

hold on lemme post my old jeri

whats surprisin is a car can look soo new on the outside
and be soo rusty in?? just an observation!

BBCLagos:
My people we try too hard to copy other people.Everybody has an accent, hear the Chinese, Malaysian, even in England you can have several accents, people from Newcastle for instance Jordies have a deep accent, people from the midlands also have a distinctive accent. We should learnto tolerate and be proud, accents are not errors, they simply identify people.It should be noted that he is a scholar with a PH.d which he studied for not acquired .My thinking is that we Nigerians should simply put him to task regarding the comments he has made in the electronic media internationally.

your very right, nigerians arent the only ones with this problem
even in london, people look down on people with certain accents
its a norm an accent or slang is a culture, if most of these people heard members of the british royal family speak they'd be very surprised
we should begin to respect and appreciate each other and our cultural differences, thats the point of all of us bein joined together on earth!

^^ i like brogues but i abhor crocs

they are farmer shoes

eldee:
Five random facts bout Moi.

1. I used to think in Yoruba till I was five.
2. I watch Desperate Housewives, One-Tree Hill and I actually saw Brokeback Mountain.
3. I read Univervisty level biology books, cover to cover at 10.
4. I've had guns pointed at me six times in my life, so far.
5. I shower in the dark.

eldee. . . . seriously seriously?? seriously??

[size=2pt]you scare me[/size]

^^ maxi baybay
new look is gettin bought out today!

@post thinkin big jeri curl hair??