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flashfast----i study monkeys on a daily basis

missy certainly isnt one of them!!!!

you on the other hand. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *consulting textbook*

Eziachi:
Comrade Tompolo- Minister of Jungle justice
Asari Dokubo- Minister of Defence.
Gbenga Obasanjo- Minister for Women affairs and Divorce Matters
Madam Ette: Minister of expensive Decorations
Charles Soludo- Minister of Consolidation
Alhaji Sanusi- Minister of Deconsolidation
Prof Wole Soyinka: Minister of Protest
David Mark: Minister of Ghadafi affairs and Word Exchange matters.

reasons why nigerians are the happiest people on earth!

we find humour in absolutely everything!!

^^lolz

and after that day- he surely rested!!!!!!

side talk

the girl is even pretty sef

is there anybody gracious enuff in the audience to lend flashfast a pair of specs??

dont think hes reading his lines properly!

side talk

talk abt turning tables!! soo called prof in english no sabi oyibo well himsef!!

and why the insults on missy- that nyash is even an inspiration to us women!!!

team missy!

*waves the missy b flag*

**strolls in with a bucket of wings from KFC**

cinemas closed for renovation-----------**sits next to ebony**

so this is where u de??

i want to play!!!

lolz

InesQor:
The red and purple statements above are the most annoying in this whole matter sef.

those are just the ones i remember

pastors will say and do absolutely anything nowadays

they do not know and certainly do not follow what is clearly written in the bible

then they write all these books that certainly have no solution to anything

but bring them mor money!! i am seriously done with the church of these days!

think ill be better off with words of wisdom from my blessed rabbi!

yes ive seen ur gentlemens bar but inno it cannot secure enuff for this one

the amount put into the decor alone will buy your bar and take me on a carribean cruise!!

my bar attracts the richest men and most beautiful women

my waiters were carefully selected from nl's most popular

are u sure u can handle this place??

i spend soo much time on my feet everyday

lolz

inno a guy that beats his gf mercilessly

and the girl is still as rude to him as eva!

so the post- even though i think was misspelled

is prob correct!

have you got the funds??

post is very interesting- all those contributions in diff envelopes every sunday

Jesus woke lazarus becos he was given expensive oil??

they should donate money to cruise the pastors wife everywhere??

reasons why i will become a jew!

omuaran:
Cry! Our beloved country.
Wettin go happen to person like me?
My papa no Igbo from Owerri, he be Anglican, My mama na Yoruba from Ekiti, she be Baptist.
Them  work for Lands and Housing for Lagos.  Them live for Campbell near Campos when them born me.
So wettin I go do when I read all dis bullshit about Igbo and Yoruba?
If my mama and papa fit love and get pickin, wettin wrong with you haters for dis naira forum.
If na so ona be, no wonder housa and fula they kick una butt all the time.
I beg o, make ona respect one another, go for church for pray together.
Make ona find Jesus.

lolz

why are u lamenting?? wats the issue?? u will have dual nationality!!

u dont have any problem as far as i see it!!!- i think the civil servants will just be tranferred to thier countries

but thats if the place divides to pieces sha i dont think they will??

loool wetin i do

everytime i think im reachin the best part of the book

thread has been locked and posts deleted!! lolz

soo tru MI gets a little too exited with his lyrics sometimes

like the freezer shizz wat the hell was that all abt??

eldee:
Once upon a time you go graduate from school and government go dash you car.

Wande Coal - Se Na Like This


Which kain lie be this??

loooooooooooool

eldee the guiy was just makin up stories in trhat song!!!!

i was thinkin the same thing!!!!

abeg he said some other things post them!!

LWKMD

i thot i was bein too critical!

im pointing out that africans take things esp religion too seriously

from where the religion came they have moved on

saudi arabia is not like people make it out to be

the story u read here and there in the media is nothing compared to what they do in china!

the last mass bombin i read abt was done by pakistanis!

^^ we dont even need to go that far!

lets just say not everyone wants to be forced to live under laws of religious nature!!

i even heard a yoruba state wanted sharia- were thier fathers fathers muslim??

if we were to implement any law it should be sango law- or ifa law- or obatala law

some people sef- tha arabs that brought the religion to you have abandoned it and are printin thier names on oil pipes

whilst the africans and asians are busy choppin off heads raging battles!

what a shame!

*yawn*

dont u think this subject is gettin abit played out??

wat u on abt back up my claims

do you not lock and clean up threads??

im not claiming anything

im not accusing you of anything


and im not sayin u have done anything wrong??

im jussayin its a buzzkill wen u do!

and im not gonna argue with you over it

jokes!!! llolz

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways!!

ill pass on posting links so i dont split open fresh wounds!!

but even if a thread is locked

do the posts have to be deleted

what if one wants to read it??

im jussayin sha- not gna start a war- im just innit for the fun!

but dayuum too many buzzkils!

^^ choooooooooone!!!

luv it!!

^^

abi- theresnothing i wont read for this nl!!

^^ why are threads locked and posts deleted??

allow us read it na!!!

lol

i can only buy either a mac or a sony

cos they have centers dwn here

if anything happens

ill just take it back!!

im not for buying brands ill empty my wallet for if something goes wrong!!

nrown cocos ill need to buy microscoft office right??

does urs eva crash- cos all my friends have been crashin and theyve been losing thier work