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The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by Teaser4(m): 11:17pm On Mar 12, 2010
The day i wont 4get is da day i fel frm stairs,though I wasnt injured but i hate dat da day
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by shomoni(f): 11:27pm On Mar 12, 2010
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Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by rickie4us(m): 11:38pm On Mar 12, 2010
the day I was born
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by AqRiUsAge(f): 12:18am On Mar 13, 2010
The day I got my period embarassed
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by mamagee3(f): 12:26am On Mar 13, 2010
The day I won't forget was the day I had Jaundice and my eyes turned yellow. grin grin
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 1:00am On Mar 13, 2010
the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by AqRiUsAge(f): 1:15am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!
Did this once to retaliate for a friend that got slapped by her ex. Hmm, to be young and fearless!

Curious to know what set you off on him.
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 1:25am On Mar 13, 2010
the gut thot he could do me anywho

i showed him se

khaki no be leather!!

the guy was even lucky- i was plannin to shank him

didnt have a knife!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by puskin: 1:42am On Mar 13, 2010
. . . . .and this thread is meant to be romantic ?? undecided undecided
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by noblegas2(m): 4:14am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!
He's nt a Man jor! Y dnt U try it wiv me or Chris Brown?
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 4:18am On Mar 13, 2010
noble_gas1:

He's nt a Man jor! Y dnt U try it wiv me or Chris Brown?

trust me hes a man was a public place so he cant beat me!!!

its rihanna chris brown can beat

if i was her i will have poked my fingers in his eyes in an attempt to gouge his eyeballs out!!

pls some women are absolutely not supposed to be messed wiv!! grin grin grin
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by chic2pimp(m): 4:29am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

the gut thot he could do me anywho

i showed him se

khaki no be leather!!

the guy was even lucky- i was plannin to shank him

didnt have a knife!
You were lucky that the dude you slapped was a softy undecided
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 4:38am On Mar 13, 2010
he wasnt!!!

he's one of them lagos dudes

but he cant beat me it was his workplace

plus he can get arrested and risk gettin deported!!!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by noblegas2(m): 4:44am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

trust me hes a man was a public place so he cant beat me!!!

its rihanna chris brown can beat

if i was her i will have poked my fingers in his eyes in an attempt to gouge his eyeballs out!!

pls some women are absolutely not supposed to be messed wiv!! grin grin grin
Realy? Did u actually See her face after she was mercilessly battered?
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 4:46am On Mar 13, 2010
yes

he was DRIVING WITH ONE HAND AND BEATING HER WITH OTHER!!!

what kind of woman is THAT weak??

what was she doin with 2 of her hands??

kai- wen i offer u some sweet mr knuckles, steer the wheel anywho and jump out of the vehicle!!

lolz
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by chic2pimp(m): 4:48am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

he wasnt!!!

he's one of them lagos dudes

but he cant beat me it was his workplace

plus he can get arrested and risk gettin deported!!!


Risk wetin? undecided
The dude only has to claim self defence and he'll be alright.
Or do you expect him to sit down and look like a mugu while you beat him up? undecided
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by googles: 4:51am On Mar 13, 2010
[size=13pt]the day my bag fell in public and condoms fell out of it
peeps were giving me the knowing look. . . . . . like humph this one is a mobile sexx house
if only they knew i was coming from a youth seminar where they gave us all condoms
omo to say i was embarrased is an understatement o  embarassed embarassed
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Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 4:57am On Mar 13, 2010
^^ hmmmm 'youth seminar'

keep decievin urselves!! why would u collect it if u dont need it?? lolz

@chick2pimp

seriously now?? after an employee finished beating a FEMALE customer

do u really think the company will give a shite why??

this is london! you should now how it works!!

obviously he wasnt lookin he was tryna hold me down

but im too quick!!- was givin him consecutive slaps

wen he reaches out to hold me again- ill jump back!! then lean forward and slap him 2ce again!!

lolz he actually held me on the floor in the end!! but wen he released me i jumped up and took hold of his trousers 'naija style'

kai see wetin i learn from naija!!!!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by noblegas2(m): 5:17am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

^^ hmmmm 'youth seminar'

keep decievin urselves!! why would u collect it if u dont need it?? lol

Abi O! Its obvious dat she needed it!

this is london! you should now how it works!!
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and so wat? Phuck London!

obviously he wasnt lookin he was tryna hold me down

anoda proof dat he wasnt a smart arse!

but im too quick!!- was givin him consecutive slaps

OMG!!! U see wat i mean?

wen he reaches out to hold me again- ill jump back!! then lean forward and slap him 2ce again!!

Nw dis confirms it all dat he is a woman in man's clothing!

lolz he actually held me on the floor in the end!! but wen he released me i jumped up and took hold of his trousers 'naija style'

kai see wetin i learn from naija!!!!
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I bet u must feel lyk a powerful lady afta D incident.Lucky U!
Even D boxing star, {LAILA ALI} cant try it wiv me!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 5:21am On Mar 13, 2010
lolz

im not powerful im just here braggin!!

that day i was soo angry i acted on impulse

i almost bought hot cofee to pour on him!- i didnt have any change!!

kaii i dont even no where i get the wickedness from!!!

if anyone gave me a gun i wouldve shot him!!

i did actually regret it but its a fun story to tell!!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by googles: 5:22am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

^^ hmmmm 'youth seminar'

keep decievin urselves!! why would u collect it if u dont need it?? lolz

[size=13pt]and emm i dont remember writing that i dont need it
i just wont go outta my to get condoms
twas a seminar on HIV/AIDS we were all given. . . . .nd why should i reject it  
even if i dont need it i know tons of pple that do i coulda given them
so nobody is deceiving anybody in this case ma'am
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Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 5:23am On Mar 13, 2010
trust me even if it was u u wont even no wat to do

imagine a girl u trust rushes up to u and slaps u consecutively??

b4 u hve a chance to retaliate she grabs hard at your balls??

woo u will forget all boxin skillz u have and try and calm the woman dwn!!!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 5:24am On Mar 13, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt]and emm i dont remember writing that i dont need it
i just wont go outta my to get condoms
twas a seminar on HIV/AIDS we were all given. . . . .nd why should i reject it
even if i dont need it i know tons of pple that do i coulda given them
so nobody is deceiving anybody in this case ma'am
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lolz no pun intended gurl

ive just heard the 'seminar' story soo many times it plays like a song in my head!!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by noblegas2(m): 5:33am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

trust me even if it was u u wont even no wat to do

imagine a girl u trust rushes up to u and slaps u consecutively??

b4 u hve a chance to retaliate she grabs hard at your balls??

woo u will forget all boxin skillz u have and try and calm the woman dwn!!!
Hmmm, Although u ve gat a point der & dats y am stil tryna figure owt his offence.If i may ask, wat did he do?
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 5:35am On Mar 13, 2010
hehehehehehe

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin wink

when im ready to confess why i hate all men ill let unno!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by noblegas2(m): 5:43am On Mar 13, 2010
ayettymama:

hehehehehehe

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin wink

when im ready to confess why i hate all men ill let unno!
"Nè pas possiblè".
HATE ALL MEN? Dnt tel me U av a -ve stereotype bowt men or do U?
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by ayettymama(f): 5:46am On Mar 13, 2010
no

lets just say to me a man is an accesory instead of a neccesaty grin grin grin

i dont need them for company
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by daduke2k(m): 6:08am On Mar 13, 2010
D day i wil neva 4get is 14 feb 2010.  I was surfin wit my phone and eatin akara and akamu, in 2 mins it fel insid d akamu, i switchd on my lappy and got odinga virus ,as i rose frm ma bed 2 get my anti virus, i kickd d screen. Angry wit maself i went 2 cal ma gf ,she told me she was ill dat she cldnt mak it. On ma way 2 d soft ware offic i saw ma gf smoochin wif ma dad in a garden bar. Was so angry i didnt slow down 2 climb a pothole and burst ma brain box. I got out of d car and flagd a taxi 2 a beer parlour 2 kool off, lo and behold mumsy wif alhaji, dads biz friend. Quickly left d place, Was so pissed i didnt luk left or rite b4 crosin d road and ended up in a hospital wit two broken ribs and a twistd toe. Hated every1 4 weeks. A Very HAPPY VAL. Twas.
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by AqRiUsAge(f): 6:12am On Mar 13, 2010
^^^ up nollywood!
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by daduke2k(m): 6:21am On Mar 13, 2010
Yes, written by aqrius age. It did happen like dat. I ve neva gotten so angry in ma life.
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by daduke2k(m): 6:21am On Mar 13, 2010
Yes, written by aqrius age. It did happen like dat. I ve neva gotten so angry in ma life.
Re: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by whiteroses(f): 6:43am On Mar 13, 2010
all the guys i've ever fancied are taken, the remaining are wastemans, pervert, players and ugly. no one truly cares for me but i know i will find love that will last soonish. the day i will never forget is everytime i find out: ohh he might be the one, he's single and my type but always turns out he doesnt want a relationship. jand guys = players

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