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gsalvatore: I dislike big bum bum or whatever its called...

Too much Rumples..make the whole parameter go offensive easily.

Also makes unclading a heck of a job.

Makes me remember Rumplestillskin.

MayflowerB: Op u are so on point.....no 1 and 3 happens to me a lot

nikkypearl: Hmm!make I check if I gt big bombay

mimiejacobz: Hehe,evry gal hia is nw claiming to have big bums

For decades hip hop stars have paid tribute to the “big booty”. The full, round and shapely asset is so sought after that , women have taken to getting butt implants just to fill out (or spill out of) their jeans.

Little do they know that having big booty comes at a price…

Some are subtle, others are ridiculous, but all of them are rip-you-hair-out annoying. Here is a list of some of the most common issues us girls blessed with a large derriere have.

1. Skinny jeans never fit you properly

Finding skinny jeans are a nightmare: they are either too small for your hips or too big for your calves. It is near impossible to find a pair of jeans that fits your whole leg properly.

2. Pulling out wedgies is a mining expedition

When your panties ride up or your thong travels in too deep, you can’t subtly fix yourself up. Having a big bum means having more flesh to dig through when retrieving that small, irritating piece of cloth.

2. Pulling out wedgies is a mining expedition
When your panties ride up or your thong travels in too deep, you can’t subtly fix yourself up. Having a big bum means having more flesh to dig through when retrieving that small, irritating piece of cloth.

3. Skirts and dresses are always too short at the back
Big bums magically transform knee high skirts into minis and minis into underwear. The protruding asset needs more material to cover it up. This means you are always pulling your skirt down or you walk around with your butt sticking out.

4. Lying on your back for long is out of the question
The bigger the bum, the bigger the distance between the small of your back and the surface you are lying on. This distance creates a tunnel between you and the bed – one that is so uncomfortable you eventually have to turn on your side.

5. Your bum becomes an independent entity that bumps into everything
Small spaces or crowded rooms become minefields you have to navigate as your bum tends to bump into everything remotely close to you. You find yourself apologising to strangers for grinding on them when you pass by.

6. Your face plays second fiddle to your bum
There is a real problem when people compliment your bum more than your face. No amount of make-up, winks or pouting will ever be as good as your spank worthy asset.

Iamsynord: Davido and Wizkid are probably the Biggest music artistes below the Age of 25 that we have in the country now.The constant argument amidst fans about who is better has sparked a lot of controversies ,Blogs,threads and forums.

i cannot categorically tell which one of them is better but i Will like to just state this few Things.

1) Davido and Wizkid are both extremely talented and gifted in the art of Music making.However ,kudos must be given to Wizkid for writing his own songs,Davido is practically enjoying others people Shine ..we all know Wizkid 's Maiden Album "Suoerstar " cannot be compared to Davido's OBO album in terms of good music, sales,acceotance and awards.Talking abt Post album songs,all Davido's post album songs are stolen songs. is it Password Gobe which he stole,or B red's One of a Kind and the Latest Aye which he stole from Runtown ?? We are not even sure whether skelewu was nt stolen as the dance step was stolen from dammy krane gbetiti dance .

Till date,Nobody has accused Wizkid of stealing their songs, frm his Azonto,to On top ur Matter, Bombay ,One question etc ,everything is purely Wizkid hard working mind dat writes and supplys us good and not stolen Music..

2) Most People accuse Wizkid of being Pompous. Yes he might be ,bt Davido is certainly more pompous than WizKid.He labelled himself OBO ,sang abt his fathers wealth all the time,dealt with a taxi driver,fought an immigration officer and went bazzukas when his name was not included in The Forbes top ten richest artistes in Nigeria.when wizkid won BET,d guy celebrate small,see davido day happy like say na World cup...Yes wizkid is human,calling a fan broke may be harsh bt we know some nigerians are fools and can say silly tinz at times..Hw many Times ,Davido don throw money for Crowd b4? Eh? And he like hin fans Abi?? Smh

3) Wizkid is better at free styling and taking choruses more than Davido.Take it or Leave it .is it d Nonsense Davido did with Omo mummy and Kalo connect you pple call freestyle See wizkid azonto,tease Me,dont dull ,zombie,lowkey etc.wizkid Chorus Chai,too sweet, davido is good too,but Second to wizkid..

4) Wizkid wants the progress of others.. He signed Lax and immediately featured him on the smash Hit Caro and also ensured a high class video For his smash Hit "Ginger "...he signed Maleek berry,dr frabz and Legendary beats.. Look at Davido HKN,B red.danagog,deekay,sina rambo careers are all sloping down the Lane.He hardly gives proper promotion to their songs,low cost videos and he feeds them with rejected shizzi Beats.
what a Pity.

5) Wizkid made it on his own. Funded and supported by banky W while Davido sat down and ate off his Father's wealth and scandals to promote himself and his songs..

6) someone said Wizkid is monotous?? if i hear..Wizkid music touches a wide range of Topics..Is it Spiritual ( Hear Oluwaloni ,eledumare, thank you), inspirational ( Joy,oluwaloni),old school( one question,jaye jaye ) ,many love songs and Party jams.what else do you want

Wizkid is better than Davido .Any Objections??

dgitrader: agbero!
take note, the hooded gunman behind him is armed with a tavor(Israeli type machine gun used by the dss) what a show of shame, he is even afraid of the same people he is trying to expliot.

wonlasewonimi: It has to be Fulham.

bisi16: Julius Berger

bisi16: Julius Berger

bisi16: Julius Berger

negaiyke: Assuming a team lyk Barca or Real Madrid or Bayern were in England, i culd only Imagine d points gap they'l giv diz play play english teams....mtcheew.. Premier league na league ne?