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toboizilla:
You must be very foolish, You come here to ask us openly how to be a thief.
For your mind you want suggestions abi.
Why not start by killing your dad and your mum and all your siblings for ritual.

You are waste of a lazy man, you no see any reasonable thing to do na to come openly to ask how you will be a thief.
Mumu

see this frustrated monkey

Oh yes I want suggestions to become a gee boy and I will get them one way or d other and go ahead to do the yahoo.
You can hang urself if it too pepper you for body

lordm:
Yahoo is not business but theft. You want to learn how to be a criminal

is it not better than kidnapping?

I was seriously considering kidnapping but bcuz of human sympathy I put the idea aside

I was scammed to pass through uni.

Now I don Dey find money and I need to turn to yahoo

30 years (in the next 4 years)

Btw bro I told u to do crime anything from yahoo to kidnapping rather than stay online lamenting all day long.

Is it not better to die trying to be rich than be perpetually poor and complaining all d time?

U even said it yourself. What’s the essence of this long existence when you lack

I’m eating only once daily and by 6pm in the evening.

Wainey:
My people hustle o, so that u will not contemplating rubbish like fvcking ur fellow man cos u can't financially play a role in the dating world

u are very stupid

Wainey:
I wonder how much it takes to return ur anus back to normal after ur gay-boyfriend has expanded it

yes thank you.
As for you keep expending your limited resources on bitches that don’t give a crap about you.
You will soon be driving that your keke in your fathers village

When u take into consideration the amount of financial strain and mental stress that goes into dating our bannies.
It’s like homosexuality is the way to go oh

Cc
Jennyclay
Ereluroz
Mrcork
Siofra

Saidfx:
Try emancipate yourself from your konji madness

start by applying your advise in your own life first to emancipate yourself from ur present situation.

Abi u like how ur life Dey rn?

I for like fùck this girl goodness me

Karlman:
That's way too low for you guy!

There are few stuffs we shouldn't decend low on please,

shut up your mouth Are u high?

MrLibrarian:
I heard you can kill someone and nothing will happen, that no one should mess with you because you're violent criminal.

yes. Are u just hearing that now?
There’s more to know

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

One thing about life is that people are quick to judge

But they don't know if this particular woman don fucck kk up in the past

Fuckkk up nor dey sawa

so which fucck up is worth this woman’s life?
Give examples.
Do you mind to share slawormirr

OALandAgents:
Rest in Peace!

Please I do not recommend jogging or any strenuous exercise in this Tinubu hardship economy !

so is jogging now a strenuous exercise?

bobonla:
Was he getting fit to go under 6fts?

which kind question be that. After mourning your friend dat died in a swimming pool u re here making jest of someone else. Is it bcus he’s not ur friend.
Are u sure ure not the one that killed that ur friend sef.

Akpabio22:
stop making noise here. Go and push cocaine or do kidnapping. No be by talking disturbing us here.

I never knew I was disturbing. No vex. I will go and do my crime in peace and let u be

MrBrownJay1:
here is a simple question for your fantasy world.... WHY DO YOU NEED A BIG HOUSE? is it gonna make you become a better person? is it gonna make your life better? and if you reply yes then "how exactly"?!

bro this ur question is rhetorical.
How is a small house going to make my life better.
It seems ure a minimalist. The next thing you re going to tell me now is to go and live in a hut

MrBrownJay1:
you better turn the gun on yourself then because the reality is that you will probably never have a house remotely like that of Osimhen... and if this is your only desire to live (aka have the same house) then you are about to have a rude awakening.

being poor is NOT The end of the world...

I don’t really need a house as big as osimehn but I need a big house and I MUST BUILD ONE OR DIE TRYING
and buy exotic cars too.
Kidnapping will get me there
Poverty is the worst thing ever

MrBrownJay1:
stop looking at other people's home being ungrateful for the little you got... you are NOT Osimhen/Davido/Dangote etc, how dare you want to compare yourself with these dudes? i suggest you stop value your life upon the yeye (often fake) nonsense that you see on social media.

there will always be someone out there richer and better than you, the minute you understand that, the better your life will be.... if not then you better just die o!

I’m just poor bro.
I can’t even travel with flight becos of poverty. I’m ready to risk my life to escape this poverty

Where is my gun sef

I no get bro I for help u. Godspeed

Mrcork

MrBrownJay1:
was the problem solved? nope! Richard is probably still fukcing your babe...

fucking wetin. That simp is the gay best friend

I just saw victor osimhens house on instagram. I must make money in this life.
Is victor osimhen not my age mate. God forbid. I rather be dead

sunshineV:
kill yourself now, tomorrow might be too late

u are clearly sick in the brain. I will start by killing your whoreish mother

Please advise

Mrcork
Knightred

HellVictorinho8:
where does dis happen

welcome back hellvictorinho

Nonexisting1:
An elephant tusk and the head of a lion. Let me know if we have a deal.

what on earth do you want to do with an elephant tusk and a lion head

Good luck to him