Bitches !!!

Mtcheeww they went to repair the car

Mustiboy:

I can't forget that day
Long ago ,I usually disturb my Neighbor by pressing dere door bell and run away.....
Till it got faulty and I touched it and it shocked me......
I decided I would not b only me DAT will get the electric shock.....
So I called my short cousin to press the bell, she was not able to reach it then I carried her up!
What happened changed my life..
Since den I've never touched anything bell again....Cow bell, door bell, church bell, school bell, even jingle bell, jingle Bell.... I don't sing it!
Coz the fear of bell is the beginning of long life!!!

Not funny

PDP HAS DONE IT AGAIN! share 1m to 83m persons nd change their lives!!

emerald16:
My wife has been really helpful from when we started dating, she has actually taken me from grass to grace and helped me from a self contained to a 3bedroom flat. She has been helping with house expenses for over a year now, I do work but my salary is very small, just around 60k.

She is into business which flourished so much but it's a little down for now. She helped made our marriage possible by contributing far more than i. She is every woman's dream and is even poised to help me secure a better job and a side business.

I have also contributed my part in helping her grow her business though not financially but through technical support, expert advice and more as she just started her business the very month we started dating but though in a small way with very little capital.

I feel I have over burdened her with my own problem and she is carrying way too much on her shoulders cos her parents and siblings are also depending on her.
I felt a pinch of her frustration when I asked her if she could help transfer a little sum of 200 naira to me for airtime, she was about doing it when I told her I actually wanted to send the amount as airtime to my dad,then she flared up saying she will take care of me, herself and even my parents! I felt bad and terrible cos I rarely ask her for money to send to my people except on very rare occasions which are but a few.

I kept mute and didn't feel like talking to her and we haven't exchanged a proper conversation since last night when it happened.

What do I do? Even when I try to initiate a conversation, she doesn't seem interested

boss sorry to say u no get sense.. Why bring this small nd personal issue to nairaland you see what social media has caused!

internationalman:
Yoruba people have a lot of wack artiste.

Zlantan, small doctor, slim case, Mr real, Lil kesh, olamide... The list is endless..

so they hv the best wizkid, davido tiwa burna nd co

Taciturn1:
where is Tyron Ebuehi?

injured probably he's not gonna plays football again

Teaser4:
if you keep hating on others cos you dey envy them...you will never go anywhere in life...cos that time you dey spend to masturbate on their matter...u suppose take am focus on your life but you do not that ..las las...you go hang yourself out of frustration....stvpid people everywhere...come see how dem dey jubilate wen they report the news say he was arrested, Yu go think say na Nigeria score...awon oloribu wey dey chop your money dey abuja...no go find something to do...na poverty go kill y'all...radarada

you ar right bro... But crime na crime

Davido talk say make dem no worry! I don't knw wat that shit kid is feeling like

shine12:


The idiot Jihadist don't see it that way. They see it as western (Judeo Christian) vs Eastern (Islam) fight.
Even though the N.Zealand attacker was an atheist to them, he still represents western Christians.

Idiots y didn't he attack church y mosque?

HigherEd:
Christians have really suffered in Africa and Asia

call on Jesus to save u

OboOlora:
Op, saw dust de ur head oh. U said world leaders and u started with Fani Kayode?

Meanwhile, Christians are too patient. By now, they should have been bombing that stupid cube in Mecca and other places in Saudi Arabia but we are not terrorists!

go nd bomb it and see

OboOlora:
Op, saw dust de ur head oh. U said world leaders and u started with Fani Kayode?

Meanwhile, Christians are too patient. By now, they should have been bombing that stupid cube in Mecca and other places in Saudi Arabia but we are not terrorists!

go nd bomb them and see

Go nd bomb it nd see!

[quote author=kehinde1588 post=75749551]According to one of the Prophet (S.A.W) hadiths:

Every action shall be judged according to the intent of such action.

Does the aforementioned statement justify the reason why prostration is permissible in Islam?
Anything we indulge in, what comes first is our intent to carry out such action. If the intent behind prostrating for the elderly ones is just to indicate respect and humility, then I don't think such postration should be regarded as shirk.

I stand to be enlight not shirk but is nt permissible

[quote author=joeprince23 post=74699858]Although am from the south, but I have worked and lived in jos and one thing I will tell you is that jos is PDP. From rayfield to bukuru,bauchi road to farin gada, rukuba road to alheri , abatoir to tudun wada,British to Zaria road,gomwalk road to Tina junction, terminus to old bukuru park, old airport junction to Lamingo,bassa baracks to airforce base, unijos to plateau poly,miango to Barkin ladi, langtang to pankshin, bokos to Kanke , jos north to jos south, mangu to riyom... Ba kumi , yakwuri plateau, ba damuwa, insha Allah. ATIKU201 ..all these places you mentioned ar xtian areas? All Muslim areas ar for Apc bro!

[quote author=963AvatarSpirit post=74454853]Whether we are pro-APC or pro-PDP, one thing is sure. It is Tyrany. Now we are laughing at Dino, but soon, it will be everywhere. Police are beating celebrities and we are laughing. They are sponsored to beat Politicians and we are still laughing.

Soon enough assassination will begin and we are still laughing.

Buhari is a tyrant. I have never seen this from the days of Yaradua offpoint

zombieTRACKER:


Back then Buhari was a myth.... APc over packaged him as the Messiah...

Four years down the line.... Breeze don blow.. Fowl yansh dey for open...

Even in Daura... Buhari will lose
People are hungry
Look at those pictures... Feel sorry for the people

funny dude.. Dreamer

IsaAbubakar:
lol this people taught they're in Jonathan's regime where their voices are being heard

if you like protest till God knows when
the terrorist in aso rock don't care
wetin concern him
he know wetin be strike before?

i wonder why my fellow Muslims keeps supporting evil and terrorism like Buhari and his useless family.

any Muslim supporting this man call Buhari will face the consequences and wrath of Allah Insha'Allah amin.

kiss the truth


Assalamualaikum my people
greetings from sheikh Isa Abubakar Usman from kebbi

this idiot is not a Muslim!

Mumu .....APC don't need her ....she's just a hole!

chemberlin:
..This my guy is drunk... Which one is Olori buruku LGA lol

idiot

soberdrunk:
I have tried not to listen to conspiracy theorists concerning this boko haram issue but we were made to believe they are a group of 'untrained', 'uneducated' rascals, how they have been able to kill and continue to kill so many of our soldiers still remains a mystery to me.....

they use charms bro!

soberdrunk:
I have tried not to listen to conspiracy theorists concerning this boko haram issue but we were made to believe they are a group of 'untrained', 'uneducated' rascals, how they have been able to kill and continue to kill so many of our soldiers still remains a mystery to me.....

they use charm bro!

MhizzAJ:
Nothing is wrong with what she's wearing
Nigerians are too hypocritical

If it was Beyonce nobody would even bat an eyelid but because she's a baby mama everyone's talking

But Davido has a thing for older ladies...Noticed that

Idiot u.. this is Nigeria not american we hv our own culture...she can naked her self if she want, but must she post it?

Nwaisuochi:
Nnamdi Kanu is bigger than the zoo as a whole!

then i'm bigger than you and al igbos as a whole!

Nebuzaradan:

Fayose is greater than oduduwa itself
Fayose is billion times better than Tinubu Osibanjo awolowo and any yeroba leader dead or alive
kiss the truth

what is yeroba? Go back to school my dear!

Amirullaha:
Nigeria Money... May God help us the masses... #PVC loaded...

ur pvc cannot change anything!