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Events / Re: Fatal Accident Along Airport Road Leaves Three Critically Injured by ayobase(m): 5:36pm On Dec 20, 2016
Very good, but tempting road.
Was on it yesterday to Gwags...temptation to cruise 120, but....
The deads, RIP.
Celebrities / Re: Shina Peters And Lagbaja Pictured With Bola Tinubu by ayobase(m): 4:29pm On Dec 20, 2016
steppin:

If only you understand the ugliness behind that mask, you would want him to keep it on.


Mouth running is inevitable when one fails to understand a concept.

How I wish you have met the man behind that mask, but...
Religion / Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by ayobase(m): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2016
drsugar:


MMM and the Christian tithing system are very comparable.

They are not.

MMM is spare money, but greedy ones didn't obey, while tithing is only 10% of your profit.


drsugar:

The pastors are similar to the top guiders of MMM in many ways.


Top guiders of MMM don't know what they were into since they couldn't answer simple questions most times, but a Pastor knows what he is into and can clearly state reasons why you need to pay your tithe.


drsugar:

1. They make the rules about money donations by members just like mavrodi

Yes, the guiders make the rule, but a Pastor doesn't. The Bible does.


drsugar:

2. They decide where and how to spend this money and who to take or use what, not God just like mavrodi

Yes, the guiders do this, but a Pastor follows instructions in the Bible concerning provisions for the fatherless, widows and others, while other needs are attended to.


drsugar:

3. The profits made from the investments of this money donated by members are regarded as personal profits as is the case of covenant university and many others like that. This is similar to what MMM top guiders were doing with other people's money before it crashed.

A Pastor doesn't regard tithe as personal profit, but for the propagation of the gospel.



drsugar:

4. Financially, they benefit more from member's donations than the actual people donating.

You sure the Pastor benefits that much from tithe than the members tithing.


drsugar:

5. They keep on telling their people to keep donating even if they don't get any tangible thing in return. They say keep having endless faith.

God blesses a tither. Blessing is from God, not Pastor.

Does it mean some MMM participants haven't been getting their returns after donations?


drsugar:

6. When something bad eventually happens to money donors, they absolve themselves of all responsibilities despite being the greatest beneficiaries of the donations just like Chuddy Uborji and friends and friends are doing now.

Have you ever been involved with such kind of a Pastor?


drsugar:

7. They blame eventual problems on lack of faith by the donors of offerings and tithes, or call it the will of God just like Mavrodi blaming it on people GHing too much and the media and government.

That you pay your tithes and offerings doesn't mean serpent won't bite if you break the edge. Also the MMM participants are also suffering serpent's bite cos the broke the edge by investing the investments and life's savings instead of spare money.


drsugar:

These are just a few similarities between pastors and top MMM guiders.

The only difference in that the MMM of pastors doesn't crash unlike that of Mavrodi.

Who told you some Pastors don't crash.

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Religion / Re: Lucid Dreaming: Share Your Experiences by ayobase(m): 9:09pm On Dec 10, 2016
FSMs:

Are you trying to say lucid dream is the same as wet dream

Not always, but it is lucid if you are aware and can control the situation consciously.
Religion / Re: Lucid Dreaming: Share Your Experiences by ayobase(m): 4:51pm On Dec 09, 2016
AnonyNymous:

grin grin
Interesting. . .

Did you have those lucid dreams on purpose or were they accidental? I.e, did you tell yourself you were going to have one before you slept, or did you just fall asleep and realize you were dreaming?

On purpose and it did work, but not often.

I don't think it can happen again.

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Pets / Re: World Records Broken By Dogs You Never Knew by ayobase(m): 4:38pm On Dec 09, 2016
Man's best and most faithful friend.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paul Scholes.. Diariz God Oo.. by ayobase(m): 4:33pm On Dec 09, 2016
Mikel Obi termed "snail" the other time has been relieved of his post.

We now have a slower and backwarder.

Brutality. This is cyber bullying.
Education / Re: Punctuation Mistakes: Unnecessary Commas by ayobase(m): 4:26pm On Dec 09, 2016
I don't think I have made any of those mistakes.

How to use coma correctly, simply follow the flow of your breathe.

You simply apply coma anywhere you had to take a breathe.
Politics / Re: Twin Bomb Blast Hit Adamawa Market by ayobase(m): 4:23pm On Dec 09, 2016
Could this be true!
This is becoming unbecoming fah.
May the souls of the departed rest in peace.

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Religion / Re: Lucid Dreaming: Share Your Experiences by ayobase(m): 4:22pm On Dec 09, 2016
AnonyNymous:
For those of you that don't know, lucid dreaming occurs when you are asleep and dreaming, and know that its a dream. You then have the power to control anything that happens in your dream. Its amazing really. I experienced it for the first time last night, though I can't share exactly what I dreamed about here grin because its kind of personal. I was scared at first but then slowly got used to it. If anyone has a lucid dream experience that's not too personal to share, I'd like to hear. Also, some religions claim there are religious undertones to lucid dreaming. I'd like to hear your religion's interpretation of lucid dreaming. Also, for the intellectuals willing to provide the science behind it, please do so. I want to learn.


Most of my lucid dreams back in the days were about sex.

I might be sharing same experience with the OP.
Celebrities / Re: ‘Nigeria Is The Only Country In The World, Piracy Doesn’t Exist’ – D’banj by ayobase(m): 4:19pm On Dec 09, 2016
Alaba will give you fame, but money.

The same fame fetches you money eventually just as it is for D'banj now.

Alaba boys can make any musician popular by literally forcing him/her down the throats of Nigerians.

Who go sabi many actors and artists today if not for Piracy.

but #saynotopiracy

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Business / Re: Why Ladies Prefer Fairly Used Pants, Brassieres by ayobase(m): 4:13pm On Dec 09, 2016
Five, 5 attitudes are involved;

1. You bought, washed thoroughly and wore the fairly used original undies without any uncomfortable thought.

2. You bought, washed thoroughly and wore the fairly used original undies with uncomfortable thoughts - "what is the former 'wearer' has any form of disease..., could this be happening cos of the fairly used undies..."

3. You thought you bought new and original undies from the boutique, but it was actually packaged from bend-down-select.

4. You bought original undies from boutique, and you thought it was packaged from bend-down-select, but it was not.

5. You bought original undies from boutique, but you thought it was packaged from bend-down-select, and it was.


Lesson from these,

Kindly visit their respective stores or standard and reputable boutiques if you have the money to get the new and original undies, and not from those chukwudi or bolanle or jimoh boutiques by the gutter side.
Gaming / Re: ‘aboki Run’ Becomes The 1st Nigerian Game To Be Featured On Google Play Store by ayobase(m): 3:49pm On Dec 09, 2016
Are the northerners supposed to run?

Who is chasing them, northerners?

How is Northerner translated as Aboki?



Modified.

Seun has encoded Ab0ki to be Northerner.

Reason what you see on the graphic, Ab0ki run doesn't reflect in the piece.

Northerner = Ab0ki
Politics / Re: Many Feared Dead In Fresh Boko Haram Attack On Yola Mosque (2015) by ayobase(m): 3:45pm On Dec 09, 2016
Kingbuhari:
Cow killing cow I'm not bothered
You will be bothered at a point, but it will be too late.
Romance / Re: Can You Imagine?" by ayobase(m): 3:29pm On Dec 09, 2016
9jayes:
"My future wifey is somewhere right now with her boyfriend thinking they will get married.
CAN YOU IMAGINE?"

And you are also with another man's future wife thinking you will get married.

Can you imagine.
Politics / Re: Many Feared Dead In Fresh Boko Haram Attack On Yola Mosque (2015) by ayobase(m): 3:27pm On Dec 09, 2016
This so painful, when we think we are winning the war.

May the soul of the departed ones rest in oeace.

This is so terrible.
Pets / Re: See The Tortoise I Just Caught by ayobase(m): 3:25pm On Dec 09, 2016
Don't know which us wiser between snake and tortoise.


Keep it well, or you might not see it again before 2moro morning.

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Crime / Re: Lady Narrates Her Experience In The Hands Of Fake Nigerian Pastors by ayobase(m): 3:24pm On Dec 09, 2016
This lady lacks what Senator Bruce calls "common sense".


Hope they both used condom on you sha, or else you are a stupid fool.

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Health / Re: How Do I Reduce Belly Fat by ayobase(m): 3:13pm On Dec 09, 2016
MYDEBBY:
House any one help with advice on how to reduce belly fat naturally?thanks


Turn vegetarian for a year.
Events / Re: My Experience At The Experience 11 by ayobase(m): 10:45am On Dec 09, 2016
eosigwe:
illuminate me
I no be illuminati na!
Investment / Re: Good News For Bitcoin Investors! by ayobase(m): 1:50pm On Dec 08, 2016
After violating already!
Just go ahead with full gist here jare.
Investment / Re: New Mmm Fraudsters by ayobase(m): 1:48pm On Dec 08, 2016
Thalamus:
I just got a call from a lady claiming I was to pay into her account since I've been matched with her on mmm. It's just heart breaking how criminally minded some Nigerians can be. It most unfortunate how some people can't put that energy into something positive.

Don't blame her, she must have missed a number while dialing.

MMM is working though. I have friends who do testify.

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Properties / Re: How To Build Your Comfortable House Earning Little by ayobase(m): 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2016
saydfact, you have just "said the fact".

Nice points, especially the part of not recruiting builders from same area of construction.

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Business / Re: Lagosians Have 8 Days To Pay Their Taxes Or Face Prosecution by ayobase(m): 12:32pm On Dec 08, 2016
Toooh!

Why won't tax be enforced when oil has failed us.

Before, we were paying tax for our government to provide us with our basic needs, but we were/are not being offered - Good road, Potable Water and Electricity.

Now, we are paying tax to pay our government's salary - Never expect those 3 needs.

E don be!

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Romance / Re: My Neigbhour's Son Do Beat Me by ayobase(m): 5:46pm On Dec 07, 2016
Oladimejyy:
No but i'm planning of moving to another house because of him next year atleast february but i need to have my own reveng


No need to revenge.

it doesn't doesn't make you fulfilled.

Forgiveness is the key here - maturity.
Education / Re: What's The Difference Between Lodging And Accomodation In Guest Houses Services by ayobase(m): 5:12pm On Dec 07, 2016
Edwinmason:
alright

Education / Re: What's The Difference Between Lodging And Accomodation In Guest Houses Services by ayobase(m): 5:05pm On Dec 07, 2016
thesicilian:

Can we please see your references? I just added mine.
************
FYI Wikipedia also defines Accommodation as a place of temporary lodging
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accommodation

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Education / Re: Lady Cries Out After Being Denied Admission For 14 Years by ayobase(m): 4:57pm On Dec 07, 2016
Toooooh!

for 14 years.

What were your parents thinking.

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Romance / Re: My Neigbhour's Son Do Beat Me by ayobase(m): 4:56pm On Dec 07, 2016
Are you the landlord's son?
Religion / Re: Pastor Iginla Donates House To A Woman Living Under Tree (PIC) by ayobase(m): 4:55pm On Dec 07, 2016
A giver is always a giver.
It is not about being a pastor here.

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