iluvdonjazzy:
AM IMPRESSED, just from ur site now.

WoW! Am Glad. Thanks For Visiting.

victorking:
Stale. Only d comments made me laugh. You try sha

@Least You Laughed. Thanks

RetroBull8:




But why are you repeating dry jokes nau

To A Dry man.... Everything Seems Dry!

ololadeking:
they're just too wack

You think its from the jokes ? Check yourself bro...

For Those Who Were Too Shy To Laugh...

1. Thank God body parts cannot be borrowed. If not you will hear things like; Rose lend me your breast, I need a big boobs for this party tonight.

2. Your boyfriend managed to cheat in exam room with 6 invigilators & CCTV and you are here claiming he can’t cheat on you… Who are you my sister?

3. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

4. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

5. Trouble is when you join a group called ” Single and Searching” and find that your girlfriend is the Admin.

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dmgr:
funny..esp num2

Better Person!

ScotFree:
why na. After all his efforts and hardwork and we are still not laughing. The lady above is damn brutal

Don't mind them bro... Am very sure they must have smiled at least.

Nma27:
Only no 2 brought laughter to my soul.

Glad It Does... Na AtAllAtAll Be Bad Market.

jashar:
i laughed when i realised the jokes weren't funny.

A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?” she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!”

The teacher says “Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?” Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!”

The teacher was surprised. He went on to test another student.. asked: “Janet, how are you feeling today?” Janet replies “I am feeling Janetable!”

So "Madam Not Funny" how are u feeling today ?

jonathanOz:
Have i lost my sense of humour?

Maybe! Maybe Not!!

falconey:




AGAIN, I'm not impress.

I'm Not Here To Impress You.

MasterKim:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha verrrrrrry funnnnnyyyyy

An Encouraging One..... Thanks Bro.

falconey:

Five Hot Short Jokes For Guys – All Will Make Your Day.

1. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

2. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection , Oga! It’s time to write a will.

3. Some guys will wake up by 2am to pee and they will post on Facebook. “Real hustlers don’t sleep”. Brother, Who are you deceiving ? www.ayojokes.com.ng

4. Two friends were discussing:
Boltu : You know, my grandfather is a brave man. He went to the jungle of Africa in the last summer and suddenly confronted by a tiger.
Montu : Really! After return he must be applauded by everyone.
Boltu : I never said he came back.

5. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

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ololadeking:
i'm not laughing

Six (6) Hot Short Jokes You Can’t Read Without Laughing Out Loud – Adult Jokes

6.) An 85 year old man sucked his 80 year old wife’s breast and was found dead the following morning. Bloggers Report: Died of drinking expired milk. Best before 55 years ago. ��������

5.) It’s only in Nigeria you’ll see a conductor eating bread with Power horse. For God’s sake, it an energy drink, not Tea.

4.) I vomit 2 times today in the presence of my mom and she has been looking at me somehow, should I remind her that am not pregnant, that I’m a man. www.ayojokes.com.ng

3.) It’s only Nigerian Police that will tell you: “Oga your plate number is LAGOS what are you doing in SOKOTO. You are Under Arrest”.

2.) I thought being a Nigerian was stressful till I met an Arab guy called Soq Madik. I just wonder how he will mention his name at job interviews.

Interviewer: Your name?

Guy: Soq Madik

Interviewer : Suck your what?

Guy: Madik

����������Oh God!!!

1.) Just wondering what Methuselah was doing on earth for 969years without an Android phone and power bank… That man must be strong. � �

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ololadeking:
i'm not laughing

lol.... There must be a problem then.

Six (6) Hot Short Jokes You Can’t Read Without Laughing Out Loud – Adult Jokes

6.) An 85 year old man sucked his 80 year old wife’s breast and was found dead the following morning. Bloggers Report: Died of drinking expired milk. Best before 55 years ago. ��������

5.) It’s only in Nigeria you’ll see a conductor eating bread with Power horse. For God’s sake, it an energy drink, not Tea.

4.) I vomit 2 times today in the presence of my mom and she has been looking at me somehow, should I remind her that am not pregnant, that I’m a man. www.ayojokes.com.ng

3.) It’s only Nigerian Police that will tell you: “Oga your plate number is LAGOS what are you doing in SOKOTO. You are Under Arrest”.

2.) I thought being a Nigerian was stressful till I met an Arab guy called Soq Madik. I just wonder how he will mention his name at job interviews.

Interviewer: Your name?

Guy: Soq Madik

Interviewer : Suck your what?

Guy: Madik

����������Oh God!!!

1.) Just wondering what Methuselah was doing on earth for 969years without an Android phone and power bank… That man must be strong. � �

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Five Hot Short Jokes For Guys – All Will Make Your Day.

1. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

2. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection , Oga! It’s time to write a will.

3. Some guys will wake up by 2am to pee and they will post on Facebook. “Real hustlers don’t sleep”. Brother, Who are you deceiving ? www.ayojokes.com.ng

4. Two friends were discussing:
Boltu : You know, my grandfather is a brave man. He went to the jungle of Africa in the last summer and suddenly confronted by a tiger.
Montu : Really! After return he must be applauded by everyone.
Boltu : I never said he came back.

5. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

Visit http://ayojokes.com.ng daily for latest jokes update.

Five Hot Short Jokes For Guys – All Will Make Your Day.

1. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

2. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection , Oga! It’s time to write a will.

3. Some guys will wake up by 2am to pee and they will post on Facebook. “Real hustlers don’t sleep”. Brother, Who are you deceiving ? www.ayojokes.com.ng

4. Two friends were discussing:
Boltu : You know, my grandfather is a brave man. He went to the jungle of Africa in the last summer and suddenly confronted by a tiger.
Montu : Really! After return he must be applauded by everyone.
Boltu : I never said he came back.

5. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

Visit http://ayojokes.com.ng daily for latest jokes update.

Five Hot Short Jokes For Guys – All Will Make Your Day.

1. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

2. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection , Oga! It’s time to write a will.

3. Some guys will wake up by 2am to pee and they will post on Facebook. “Real hustlers don’t sleep”. Brother, Who are you deceiving ? www.ayojokes.com.ng

4. Two friends were discussing:
Boltu : You know, my grandfather is a brave man. He went to the jungle of Africa in the last summer and suddenly confronted by a tiger.
Montu : Really! After return he must be applauded by everyone.
Boltu : I never said he came back.

5. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

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I was badly beaten by a woman in an elevator today. I was staring at her boobs then she said, "Would you please press one?" I thought she was talking ABOUT HER BOOBS.

She nearly killed me after i pressed her left Boobs.

I was badly beaten by a woman in an elevator today. I was staring at her boobs then she said, "Would you please press one?" I thought she was talking ABOUT HER BOOBS.����������

She nearly killed me after i pressed her left Boobs.

Goddons2017:
Well done well well my guy

Thanks Bro.

ihustler:
Nice jokes anyway...

You can try to make a compilation of your jokes to sell on Kindle.

You will need more originality, be more resourceful and universal appeal.

Let your jokes and one-liners have an appeal to both the international and local communities.

You can be making at least 30-80$ a day with proper marketing strategy on KINDLE

Overall, have a pleasant day.

Thanks Sir. I would try it out.

leonard002:
well done op. these are very funny

Thanks Sir. More Loading..

Posts In The Jokes Section Aren't Making Trending List Talkless Of Front Page..... Should We Start Posting Jokes In Romance Section ?

New Short Jokes That Will Keep You Laughing Throughout Today.

School Kids In Class Were Asked To Write 3 Diseases. One Guy Wrote:

1. Hiv/Aids
2. Cancer
3. /

Teacher : What is / ?
Student : it’s stroke.
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Nigerian Premier League to introduce RED CARD for removing jerseys after BODY ODOUR kills Linesman during goal celebration.�����������



WIFE: Sweety, how many women have you slept with after we got married?
HUSBAND: (quiet)
WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question !
HUSBAND: (Quiet)
WIFE: (15 minutes later)Are you afraid to tell me the truth?
HUSBAND: Will you just shut up and let me finish counting!!!���



Some girls are wicked!

Just because he gave you his number during a burial…
You now saved it with “burial boy”���������



When God wants to play your video on judgement day and it starts with” WARNING!! 18+” just walk majestically to hell your qualified

I refuse to sleep yesterday because my girlfriend told me good night and rest in peace. ������Am not ready to die.



When Igbo girls tells you “I am Solly” You start wondering if they are introducing themselves. � Don’t bother yourself, they meant “Sorry”



A guy and a lady were trying to sort relationship issues behind my window ��

Lady : How can u do this to me?

Guy : I am sorry babe she tricked me, I even went two rounds.

Lady : I love u Kojo

Guy : Then stop crying

Lady : No dear, the thing is spreading too much.

Guy : What?

Lady : My HIV Aids.

The guy has collapsed as I am typing. � � �



Man confessing to Priest via WhatsApp …..

Man : “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I read dirty jokes in WhatsApp, viewed pornography and also viewed naked women’s pictures on my smart phone.”

Priest : “Forward all your sins to me.” ���



It must be tough for those ladies who are married to teachers. Instead of finding money in their pockets, they find chalk and lists of noise makers…���

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TOP TEN (10) JOKES THIS WEEK

10. Toothpicks were missing in the house, then my Mother asked our maid, and she was like: �it’s not me, even when I use I put them back
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9. Some African Parents will be like ‘I will not place curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a proclamation or a declaration??



8. Women already have 3-5 days of loosing blood every month. Can’t mosquitoes be considerate and focus only on men..



7. Everyone has a right to be foolish but some idiots use it stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10 wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .

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6. My school teacher taught me most of the lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. �����



5. Dating a church girl is the best….I cheat, she finds out, we pray together and blame the devil
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4. A rapists entered a bedroom, tied up a husband and wife…kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom….The husband said to the wife “Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u”. Wife replied: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is a gay, he need vaseline and i told him it’s in the bathroom, so be strong i love u too….!!! Husband fainted.



3. My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Your last seen on whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread”����



2. Some people don’t have the spirit of forgiveness at all, how can u sweep your room and use your Ex’ picture as parker…
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1. No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u…
He can even greet ur dog ….. He would be like:
Hello bingo� how are u?�����⚡�⚡�⚡�



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emmyreelz:
hilarious... I will definitely check up your website..�✌✌✌

Thanks

TOP TEN (10) JOKES THIS WEEK

10. Toothpicks were missing in the house, then my Mother asked our maid, and she was like: �it’s not me, even when I use I put them back
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9. Some African Parents will be like ‘I will not place curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a proclamation or a declaration??



8. Women already have 3-5 days of loosing blood every month. Can’t mosquitoes be considerate and focus only on men..



7. Everyone has a right to be foolish but some idiots use it stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10 wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .

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6. My school teacher taught me most of the lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. �����



5. Dating a church girl is the best….I cheat, she finds out, we pray together and blame the devil
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4. A rapists entered a bedroom, tied up a husband and wife…kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom….The husband said to the wife “Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u”. Wife replied: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is a gay, he need vaseline and i told him it’s in the bathroom, so be strong i love u too….!!! Husband fainted.



3. My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Your last seen on whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread”����



2. Some people don’t have the spirit of forgiveness at all, how can u sweep your room and use your Ex’ picture as parker…
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1. No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u…
He can even greet ur dog ….. He would be like:
Hello bingo� how are u?�����⚡�⚡�⚡�



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Dating A Slim Guy is very Sexy and Romantic, until Breeze blows him away from the Relationship...���


A teacher's letter to a parent:

"Dear Parent, Ayo, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath."

Parent replies:
"Dear Teacher, Ayo is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach him! Thank you."
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My sister don't be fooled by men....
Not everybody that wears suit are rich...
Some of them are chior masters�


My Brother you wear one boxer for seven days and you clean your chair before you seat down in church ? I have nothing to tell you Bro...... Just Go


You spend the whole day on social media ,You don't wash your own clothes,You don't even know where the broom is kept in your house. As that's not enough you can't even cook simple vegetables. My sister your bride price should be 1 Facebook LIKE and 2 Comments


I slowly shifted her panty to the side and removed my boxer. This habbit of sharing the dry line with ladies is so annoying

What were you thinking ? Am not a bad Child now...
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You would know you are watching a Nigerian movie when it says "35yrs later "but the dog in the yard is still alive.�


What happened to West Life?
Early 2000's they were everywhere.
But now I wonder how, I wonder why, I wonder where they are...���

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What would be your own reaction ?

Five Jokes That Would Make You Laugh Your Ass Out


5. "A bank manager confused with his maths, asked his secretary to help out, ""I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%?""

She replied ""Sir, honestly I will take off my blouse, my skirt, my bra even my panties"""����


4. If you want to Know if a girl has strength, try removing her trouser when She Knows She is wearing a dirty pant.��


3. Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn. Sister, What do you want to lose again? Your life?


2. Patient: Dr please am I ugly?
Doctor :“ You're not ugly”
Patient : But everybody says I'm ugly !”
Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly"
Patient :“ I know I'm ugly ”
Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ”
Patient : “ I'm a woman ”
Doctor : Holy Shit!!!...���


1. So you mean Satan was in the garden alone with Eve who was naked and all he could think of is to deceive her to eat an Apple����
That nigga is gay!!!

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