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Naija Short Jokes You Can't Read Without laughing


Struggling For Food At Naija Party Joke

That moment you are struggling for food at a Naija wedding and mistakenly disconnected the speaker wire with your leg.
Now all eyes are on you. You will just realise that you have bellefull under 3 seconds.

Naija Guy Joke

If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!



Naija Student Joke

JSS 1: I want to be a Doctor.

SSS 1: I want to be a Lawyer.

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Naija Girl Joke

When a Naija girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "That baby, but don't forget the N50,000 i asked you.

Made It In Naija Joke

Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French.

Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.

Naija Girls And Food

Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".

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Naija Short Jokes You Can't Read Without laughing


Struggling For Food At Naija Party Joke

That moment you are struggling for food at a Naija wedding and mistakenly disconnected the speaker wire with your leg.
Now all eyes are on you. You will just realise that you have bellefull under 3 seconds.

Naija Guy Joke

If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!



Naija Student Joke

JSS 1: I want to be a Doctor.

SSS 1: I want to be a Lawyer.

10 Years Later: Contact me for your iTunes gift card for instant cash out.

Naija Girl Joke

When a Naija girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "That baby, but don't forget the N50,000 i asked you.

Made It In Naija Joke

Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French.

Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.

Naija Girls And Food

Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".

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Naija Short Jokes You Can't Read Without laughing


Struggling For Food At Naija Party Joke

That moment you are struggling for food at a Naija wedding and mistakenly disconnected the speaker wire with your leg.
Now all eyes are on you. You will just realise that you have bellefull under 3 seconds.

Naija Guy Joke

If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!



Naija Student Joke

JSS 1: I want to be a Doctor.

SSS 1: I want to be a Lawyer.

10 Years Later: Contact me for your iTunes gift card for instant cash out.

Naija Girl Joke

When a Naija girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "That baby, but don't forget the N50,000 i asked you.

Made It In Naija Joke

Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French.

Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.

Naija Girls And Food

Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".

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Bleep Him Joke

Wife: Honey you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss and he fired you.

Husband: Bleep Him!

Unziping A Man's trouser Joke

Some girls can unzip a man trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. Madam, if thunder strike you now, people will start shouting Sango is wicked.

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1. Making Love Joke

Guys, don't kill yourself because because you want to satisfy her during sex. if she doesn't scream when making love to her, just bite her nipple. I hate stubborn girls.

2. Desperate For Sex joke

When guys are desperate for sex, you will hear them say: Let me rub only tip, let me brush the top. Today i just heard something new, "Please let me enter, i won't move.

3.  Sex Joke

Sex is stupid. Imagin moving backward and forward just for a small liquid to come out. Useless!

4. Doggy Style Joke

Sister, you are afraid of dogs but your favorite style is doggy. Madam clap for yourself, i have nothing to tell you.



5. Salary Joke

Lady standing in the bus: Your thing is touching me.

Man: Sorry it's my salary in my pocket.

Lady: I have been observing you, your salary has increased 5 times in the last 10 minute.

6. Unziping A Man's trouser Joke

Some girls can unzip a man trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. Madam, if thunder strike you now, people will start shouting Sango is wicked.

7. Bleep Him Joke

Wife: Honey you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss and he fired you.

Husband: Bleep Him!

Wife: I already did and he said you can resume work on Monday.

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Here is a compilation of " Trending Nigeria Short Jokes " that will make your day. Read, Enjoy & Share.



10. Nigeria Situation Jokes

Ayo: Madam please sell 200 naira rice for me inside nylon.

Madam: And what else?

Ayo: And tie it.



9. Crazy Girlfriend Jokes

Ayo: Babe, i want to ask you a question before our relationship goes too far.

Girlfriend: Go on.

Ayo: Are you a virgin?

Girlfriend: Do you have a company that repairs virginity?



8. SlayQueens Jokes

Bra on: "( . ) ( . )" Bra off: "U U"

If you know you know.



7. God Is Watching You Jokes

When a lady send you a message like: Can you do me a favour, then you go offline and started driving aeroplane with your phone Airplane mode. God is Watching You Broda.



6. Potential Twin Father's Jokes

Guys, if you urinate and it comes out in pair, one going left and one going right. Just know you are a potential twin father. I MEAN IT.



5. Dating An Alcoholic Jokes

Consequences of dating someone who is too much of an alcoholic:

While sleeping next to him, he bites your ear at 2am only to find out he had a dream of opening a bottle of star.


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Seidu Adeyemi, the killer of former Ondo State deputy Governor’s daughter, Khadijat Oluboyo has been remanded in prison by an Akure Magistrates’ Court in Ondo state.

The deceased was a final year student of Adekunle Ajasin University (AAUA) Akugba-Akoko.

Seidu was remanded by Chief Magistrate Bob Manuel Victoria after he was arraigned by the police on a two-count charge of conspiracy and murder.

Police prosecutor Adebayo Mary told the court that since it was a murder case, the court had no jurisdiction over it and pleaded for his remand in prison.


Counsel to the suspect, Taiwo Gbadebo, did not object to the application.
Magistrate Bob Manuel ordered the remand of the suspect in Olokuta prison till August 23 for a review pending advice from the Director of Public Prosecution (DPP).

She directed the police to hand over original copies of his case file to the Ministry of Justice.

The case was adjourned till August 23.

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Funnas:
nice ,lmao but the number 5 ehn,if l hear?

LOL... Na true o.

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Hope he's still getting the job.

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2. When a guy doesn't love you anymore you will hear things like ... baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It's over please!
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3. It's only in NIGERIA people will knock on your door and still uses their mouth to do "ko-ko-ko"

Nigerians.... But Y? ���

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5. When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one .

Am I making any sense?
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6. Dear smokers,
The kidney you are damaging with cigarette,why not sell it and buy G-wagon� for your parents�?

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7. Abeg I hate people replying me with "hmmmm" during chats or bringing it into our chats... It makes me remember the money I lost in MMM.

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8. Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. "Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!

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9. Because a girl replied u with "thanks love "
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10. Women behave mature and intelligent during d period of pregnancy Because at d same time her body have 2 brains, the child's & her own. ������

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10 New Nigeria Short Jokes That Will Get You Rolling On The Floor While Laughing.

1. My friend wrote an application letter, instead of writing dear MADAM , he mistakenly wrote dear MADMAN ����

Hope he's still getting the job.

�������

2. When a guy doesn't love you anymore you will hear things like ... baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It's over please!
������

3. It's only in NIGERIA people will knock on your door and still uses their mouth to do "ko-ko-ko"

Nigerians.... But Y? ���

4. My friend when your crush finally texts you and say "Hi how are you?" Do not waste time just reply "I'm single and you?" I repeat do not waste time.

✋�✋�✋����

5. When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one .

Am I making any sense?
�������

6. Dear smokers,
The kidney you are damaging with cigarette,why not sell it and buy G-wagon� for your parents�?

������

7. Abeg I hate people replying me with "hmmmm" during chats or bringing it into our chats... It makes me remember the money I lost in MMM.

������

8. Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. "Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!

�����‍♂��

9. Because a girl replied u with "thanks love "
You now rush to inbox her. Now she snubbed u.
U see as u disgrace urself•

������

10. Women behave mature and intelligent during d period of pregnancy Because at d same time her body have 2 brains, the child's & her own. ������

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10 New Nigeria Short Jokes That Will Get You Rolling On The Floor While Laughing.

1. My friend wrote an application letter, instead of writing dear MADAM , he mistakenly wrote dear MADMAN ����

Hope he's still getting the job.

�������

2. When a guy doesn't love you anymore you will hear things like ... baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It's over please!
������

3. It's only in NIGERIA people will knock on your door and still uses their mouth to do "ko-ko-ko"

Nigerians.... But Y? ���

4. My friend when your crush finally texts you and say "Hi how are you?" Do not waste time just reply "I'm single and you?" I repeat do not waste time.

✋�✋�✋����

5. When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one .

Am I making any sense?
�������

6. Dear smokers,
The kidney you are damaging with cigarette,why not sell it and buy G-wagon� for your parents�?

������

7. Abeg I hate people replying me with "hmmmm" during chats or bringing it into our chats... It makes me remember the money I lost in MMM.

������

8. Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. "Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!

�����‍♂��

9. Because a girl replied u with "thanks love "
You now rush to inbox her. Now she snubbed u.
U see as u disgrace urself•

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10. Women behave mature and intelligent during d period of pregnancy Because at d same time her body have 2 brains, the child's & her own. ������

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daddyzgal:

Mad enough to know you are stupid

Pained? Swallow some spit.

daddyzgal:
Many are mad,few are roaming

how mad are you? ONOFIA!

HITTED:
Op, did the poor tomato speak in English or in Hausa dialect?

Yoruba

More photo evidence:

Lanretoye:
op's moniker says it all.

4get Joke...This is real

Estellar:
Wow!! My mum just told me this few minutes ago,but I didn't believe her. O ga o!!!

Its absolute true

For all Nairaland Thomas, you can choose to believe this or not. But once i get hold of the video am gonna post it here.

This evening about after 7 today, a lady approached a grinder with her tomatoes she she could help her grind it... And just when she was about grinding it one of the tomatoes started speaking pleading, she doesn't want to be grinded ,this is misery .... Strictly unbelievable but this is real ,as she cries out blood , this happened in Lagos,mile12 ,Adebimpe street kosofe..
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Wear A Condom for the 1st Round, 2nd Round Don't Wear, 3rd And 4th round Wear, 5th Round You Don't Wear.
*AIDS Will Be Confused* ����

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2) __ndom
3) f__k
4)pu_s_
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(If You Get Any Wrong You Are A BAD Child)

7. Guy you want a Girl with standing boobs right?
Kindly remove your boxer and take a look at your balls If they are standing... IDIOT

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*Sperm 1 & 2* : what's it ?
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Chuksemi:


Nice and intellectual jokes. I like them.

Thanks Bro.

emmyreelz:
thumbs up bro.. it's not easy to make Nigerians laugh especially during this recession.. again big ups.. ✌✌

Indeed Bro. Nigerians are the toughest people on earth. Have been getting positive response and kudos until i brought this to nairaland.

armadeo:
Suq madik got me laughing ps there was a honsuqmadik here some time ago. Wondering if hes still here.

Real hustlers don't sleep killed me.


Nice try op

Thanks Bro.