WOW! Thought it was Nairaland going off.

Godsent849:
[color=#000099][/color]see prove below

Are you mad?

Nairaland keeps going off.... What's happening?

cooljoe:
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mytime24:
ok thankYa, puma i know,nike i know, aba made i know , bt bata hmmmm

But Famad has always been operating na.

The shoe no get picture?

As you small reach......

LacA o o o !!!

echepops:
Don't let any one deceive you. Masturbation is sin. The Bible says in 1Corithians 6:18-20: Avoid immorality. Any other sin a man commits does not affect his body; but the man who is guilty of sexual immorality sins against his own body. 19 Don't you know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, who lives in you and who was given to you by God? You do not belong to yourselves but to God; 20 he bought you for a price. So use your bodies for God's glory.

Those of you that are not married, fill your thoughts with things that are good. Before one masturbates, he or she's mind is always filled with bad thoughts which comes from hell. Having wet dreams is not ruled out as well, it's connected with the demons.

Beware spiritual wives and husbands are real. Beware of the Spirit of incubus & succubus. Very dangerous spirits. Their mission is to destroy souls. When one self-services it's like you having a sexual intercourse with a demon. It's not normal. One may think you have joy and satisfaction in self servicing yourself.

If anyone here is struggling with porn and masturbation. I'll advice you take these prayers for the next 9 days and see the results
..........................................................

Prayers aganist Sexual Sins
(if you are addicted to any form of sexual sin, be it fornication, adultery, Masturbation, etc.,take this prayer seriously)

In the Mighty name of Jesus, I renounce all sexual sins that I have been involved with in the past, including fornication, masturbation, pornography, perversion, fantasy and adultery in the name of Jesus. O God release me from every curse afflicted on me as a result of adultery, perversion, fornication, lust, incest, rape, molestation, illegitimacy, harlotry, and polygamy in the name of Jesus.

I blind and command all spirits of lust and perversion to come out of my stomach, genitals, eyes, mind, mouth, hands, and blood in the name of Jesus.

According to the word of God, I present my body to the Lord as a living sacrifice unto you O my Lord.

I release the fire of God to burn out all unclean lust from my life in the name of Jesus.

I break all ungodly soul ties with former lovers and sexual partners in the name of Jesus.

I cast out all spirits of loneliness that makes me to engage in an ungodly sexual relationships in the name of Jesus.

By the authority in the name of Jesus, I command all spirits of hereditary lust from my ancestors to come out of me, go into the abyss and never come back again in the name of Jesus.

I command the spirit of lust injected into me by the spirit husband/ wife to be destroyed by the fire of the Holy Spirit, in the name of Jesus.

I take authority over my thoughts and bind all spirits of fantasy and lustful thinking in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

I receive the spirit of holiness in my life to walk in sexual purity in the name of Jesus.

According to the word of God in 1st John 2:16, I loose myself from the spirit of the world, the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life. I overcome the world through the power of the Holy Spirit in the name of Jesus Christ; because according to Romans. 6:6-12, I am crucified with Christ. I mortify my members, sin cannot reign in my body and I will not obey its lust. Amen.

Amen!

So will the governor still give super eagles money for the goal south africa scored for us?

Victor Moses!

feminist won't be happy with this. Why blur?

Lloydthesaint:
Hope the baby dies of snake poisoning �

It shall not be well with you.

soberdrunk:
Car 'jigi jigi' can sweet sha!!! I don't know why we like to make a big deal out of sex, the hard fact is you can "Love" one person and get "maximum' sexual satisfaction from another, love and sexual satisfaction are not "always" tied together.....

Common brain you no get. SMH

Rotjijatau:
The flag bearer of the PDP for the plateau Governorship election has emerged.... The result are as follows:

PEOPLES DEMOCRATIC PARTY GOVERNORSHIP PRIMARY ELECTION RESULTS AS AT 01/10/2018

1. Jeremiah Usaini 1018 votes
2. Johnbull Shekarau 340 votes
3. Victor Lar 249 votes
4. George Daika 199 votes
5. kemi Inshe 117 votes
6. Ibrahim Ponya 62 votes
7. Godfrey Bawa 35 votes
8. Samuel Jatau 29 votes
9, Jimmy Cheto 7 votes
10. Maimako 4 votes
11. Sam Abashe 3 votes
12. Nandom Ishaku 1 vote
13. Musa Gambo 0 vote
14. Invalid votes 35 votes.

So Musa Gambo couldn't even vote himself. SMH

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The kind of strength Nigeria men use in tearing condom, if they join it together, i swear we can use it to push Africa forward.

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First day your Nigeria girl leaves her top and towel at your place.

Second day, she leaves her shoe and jacket.

Third day, She leaves her makeup kits.

Congratulations my brother, you now have a new wife.

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So many Nigeria men are so quick to brag how many women they have slept with. Forgetting to mention how many minutes they lasted. Shior!

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Seeing what Qatar and Saudi Arabia are doing with their oil money makes me wonder if Nigeria is selling coconut oil.

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Second day, she leaves her shoe and jacket.

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If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!



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JSS 1: I want to be a Doctor.

SSS 1: I want to be a Lawyer.

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When a Naija girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "That baby, but don't forget the N50,000 i asked you.

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