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kinglekan:

Lol..why hmmmm?

see my friend where have u been?

LordScent:
ENDORSED FOR THE GREATER GOOD






FYNESTBOI IT IS





cc: berl.yn agara.wu23 ne.yoor pa.pinx fattbab.akay myst.icgal sw.itann

ychris:
op, this ur write up get k leg jor... sue,inform hr which is d one carryng out the obnoxious act(u won lose d job btht). btw lalas.ticlala i thnk u've gottn a proffered solution to those gyals crushng you here and there on #land(ur place of wrk) esp. b.erlyn.

isit a crime to crush on someone

confistified:
The biggest scam ever.... I remember wen I was still a kid one of my uncle visited nd gave me #200 wen leaving I was so excited cos av been planning on winning d biggest balloon so I just went straight to d seller and played with all d money after winning abt 30 plus small balloons d woman just sold the biggest for me @ #30.... I excitedly went home planning to show my friends dat I won d biggest balloon but unfortunately for me I met with a serious reverse my mum use turning stick take treat my Bleep up

interesting story

obiorathesubtle:
If y'all keep copying the shÍt they send you on whatsapp groups.. Imma have to start slapping some sense into some senseless motherfuckers..


Thezz ezz boolsheet!

really annoying

ErnieSmallzz:
Like we care if u vote 4 im or not , , [size=30pt]THANK YOU FOR CAMPAIGNING FOR US. #teamVIZKIZ[/size]

wao u killed the nigga

emmanuel596:
I really don't ever pray or wish this to happen to me or anyone.....i have heard of it before soo painful

i will when he is not my husband but i'll find it difficult trusting my friend again

Holywizard:
'OTONKO' in primary skul.
'APEX' in sec skul days (In JSS1 wen i was asked to read out social sudies text book by our teacher, i saw de word 'APES' & I pronounced it 'APEX'.
I'm abt going for service now & some of my classmates den still dey call me APEX

OTONKO lolsss whats the meaning

ErnieSmallzz:
O.M.G bestie warrapen? I was wondering 2, cos when i checked ur d.p, the girl dere looks just like u.




yea M.T.N, i was given that nick by 1 of the male invigilator 4 waec, he said i lookd like m.t.n logo "YELLOW"

bae lolz u get eyes lol @ ur nick u must be really naughty in school lolz

AccidentalGenius:
stop flirting with me.

lolzzz flirt kwa

ErnieSmallzz:
M.T.N!

bestie mi lolz M.T.N ke


Lala's bae

HERSLEY:
Bignyash lol.... Better don't call me dat

big nyansh wao meaning you have big bumbum Mrcork will like you

AccidentalGenius:
yes o. Still do

mehn make we hook up na

PunkyV:
None. Everyone called me by my full names. Both name & surname. That's when you know you're a smarty pants

There was a guy in my class who had a hilarious nickname though. He had hunched shoulders. Almost looked like a vulture in his stance. Kids can be so mean sometimes, so they called him Backbone or Wishbone because of his bent back.

'backbone' lolz thats really mean

ThePeacemaker:
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AccidentalGenius:
Dangote. Sometimes governor.

lolz dangote sey u too dey spend money

Vince77:
Arindin

Holywizard:
she tink say she get sense. She wan used sense rush me

naijamakossa:
LOL it is very funny so I want to know the connection between kissing and closing eyes and the funniest part is that even before you reach the lips as you are drawing closer the eyes will be closing slowly until finally closed when the lips are finally locked together.
did they want to see the holy ghost
sandoski
annnikky
ber.lyn
kingcheezypuff
makydebbie
do you open your eyes when kissing?

if we open eyes una go still come here come talk

ernesty20:
and so? Gerroutta here mehn

hahahahaha e pain am

ernesty20:
i have noticed u.. U can come and Bleep my ass