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STFUareyouG0d:
Maybe Cherryice

kinglekan:



I should be asking you same dear.... where you go hide?

do u remember me??

SoupNazi:
Oh c'mon don't be hard on him. He just lacks finesse, tact and guile. He'll be okay except for the part where "I even took my king james bible and swore that if I ever hurt her after the sex lemme die mysteriuosly"

If that part is true, then may God have mercy on his soul. Using the Bible to carry out an act of fornication - a sin that is frowned upon by the way by the big guy - #NotCool

hopefully..... God is a mercyful God

SmellingAnus:
hmmmnnn if you are desperate to know then send a pm

SmellingAnus:
nah not here...

lolz where just say it joor

SmellingAnus:
Mine was Kingsize... Don't ask me why I no go talk...

please tell us

Cbeatz:
my nickname came bout like superstory*flashback* it was the end of the term....it was rainin' that but that was nt goin to stop the students of jss2 frm playing football on the pitch since the upperclass students were nt makin use of it that day......it was a very intense match..our opponents were beatin us @ halftime 2-0.....*this is where tori start* i had just scored an acrobatic outside shot goal for the equaliser makin scores 2-2 ( think shaqiri's goal against switzerland..but outside box18 )....i was in goal heaven my class mate just surround me....then one cheeky guy had the great idea to pull down my boxers( our uniform was white, i didnt want to be dirty so i played in my boxers).....for a jss2 my D was like quite big( i was 12 then.....i actually thought it was a disease....anytime i see social studies teacher nyash then it would puff out like airbag.....i was scared of my lil nigga then....now i let galz shower him with love) na im evrybody cum see the thing( one niqqa said blood of jesus) i didnt even think of pullin up my pants....i located tha niqqa dat pulled it down and gave him a punch( bruh was just gawkin @ me),,,,as soon as blow land fight...they sha seprate us....match continued...untill one niqqa wanted me to pass to him( my surname when pronounced sounds like callin Dik in yoruba ) just shouted...OKOOOO.....i just stared @ the guy....everybody was just laughin'.....the nickname just stuck....

lolzzz really funny

greysmith:
This weekend....are you in ib?...coz I'm quite sure there's no cinema close to the Red sea

well you have no idea.. Dont worry i aint close to ib, bet we could still see a movie here in d red sea don't panic i'll come pick you

ychris:
princess,
ah never said that now. bt btw ar u crushing on me or lala too?

i'm crushing on lala thats the good news