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Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 11:57am On Oct 03, 2017
Worldbest281:

OK please there is no space to input jamb reg on their site
On the right side of the home page, you'll see '2017 POST UTME screening' in red letters, click on it.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Ayoomodaddy(f): 9:28am On Oct 03, 2017
Rursh:
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Am sorry pls SATURDAY OCTOBER 14, 2017

Are you a student there because the website hasn't been updated with the screeninig date o.
Literature / Re: Memoir Of A Lagos Mainland Angel by Ayoomodaddy(f): 1:19pm On Sep 28, 2017
MOALMA...

1. ANGEL B

kikiwendy


Hello there, I am angel B, for some reason the other angels think I'm wayward, God forbids I am wayward, any wayward angel will actually be a demon with brother lucifer and I do not want that.

The other day, one yeye boy was born (The Almighty rasps from the background and the Heavens shake, other angels chastise angel B for her careless words.)

I am so sorry, no creation of God should be called 'yeye' because the Almighty took his time to create each and everyone of us.
Now back to my gist, the other day, one fine boy was born, his name; Folorunsho Akintomiwa Elijah, yes, that's his name and the Almighty in his graciousness chose me, I mean moi to be his guardian angel, that's the awesomest, coolest thing that has ever happened to me, not that I don't like what I've been doing before but this was the first time I was someone's guard well considering the fact that no immortal has ever nominated me for that that position and according to what I heard, bros Gabriel wasn't too happy when God chose me. Well, He did and I loved it, at first, I thought this mortal was the most annoying being I have ever had to encounter but in the end, we turned out to be best buddies as in ehn, Tomi na my padi, my main man, well, he still is, him never die, he's just thirty.

Now, you might be wondering why I am here and why I'm bothering you with this tale, well, FYI, I just want you to be prepared just in case the Almighty decides to favour you the way he did for Tomi, here is an expo, just little tips and tricks on how to behave and what to if you find yourself in such circumstances.

(Angel B sighs deeply)

Now, it all began one morning, when my God instructed me to make myself visible to my dear friend who was going astray and leaving God's path, I was weary at first but it turned out to be an eventful seven years of his life...


TBC

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Literature / Re: What's That? ( Horror Collabo Thread)- Be A Part by Ayoomodaddy(f): 9:25am On Sep 28, 2017
Hi guys, great piece, I really love that it has an 'horror' theme and it takes us away from the conventional romance stories we see here everyday.

(I hope ya'll are ready for a bit of 'constructive' criticism...)

But, much as I love horror scripts, I'm not feeling this one so much, in my opinion, horror doesn't just have to happen, there should be a form of suspense and (E ma binu o) this is not scary at all, I even had to skip some parts.

I was expecting to be on edge, as in to literally sit on the edge of my chair anticipating the next line of action but what I'm reading is the same thing in different words...

Thanks for your time...
Literature / Re: Memoir Of A Lagos Mainland Angel by Ayoomodaddy(f): 5:00pm On Sep 26, 2017
kikiwendy:
I'm following tho I didn't get a mention... Pls dedicate the next piece to me.

Yes ma, welcome aboard kiss

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Literature / Re: Memoir Of A Lagos Mainland Angel by Ayoomodaddy(f): 2:59pm On Sep 26, 2017
INTRO



IN THE BEGINNING…
“… then God said, ‘Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, over all[b] the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.’”

“That was what God commanded then a boy was born…”
(A baby’s cry is heard in the background)
Almighty: Gabriel!
Gabriel: Yes LORD!
Almighty: Which angel is less busy at this moment?
Gabriel: LORD, most of us really occupied, may I know what you need an angel for?
Almighty: Well, a child has been born and he needs a guardian.
Gabriel: Wow! LORD, that is splendid news; I can be of help if…
Almighty: No, no, no and no Gabriel, you have so much on your hands already, there must be someone, what about angel B?
Gabriel: (looks alarmed, shocked, scared too) Angel B!
Almighty: Yes, what about her?
Gabriel: But LORD, you know she’s too impatient to be a guardian angel plus she’s never done this before, I- I-I- I don’t think she’s up for it.
Almighty: I AM THE LORD AND NONE COMPARES TO ME, I HAVE A PURPOSE FOR ANY DECISION I MAKE.
The Heavens shook and the earth vibrated the Almighty had spoken and HE had decided that Angel B would be the guardian angel of Akintomiwa Elijah Folorunsho.



TBC
___________________________________
Make una no vex say update short o...
Criticism is welcome, na learn I dey learn o but biko no matter what I write, abeg make una just laugh cool
Ngwanu bye-bye cool

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Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 11:01am On Sep 26, 2017
lifter:
​FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY AKURE,

​26th of September, 2017.​

​PRESS RELEASE​



THE schedule for the university post utme screening exercise for 2017/2018 is as follows;

Thursday 5th October, 2017 - SET, SAAT, SEMS & SMAT.

Friday 6th October, 2017 - SOS.

Saturday 7th October, 2017 - SEET.

Monday 9th October, 2017 - MOP-UP/DIRECT ENTRY.

In the same vein the student union tutorial for 2017/2018 candidate had commenced, and with the interest of the candidates in mind, we enjoin the candidates to attend it. It is free and not compulsory, and it would run till the last day of the post utme. Accommodation is also available for the university candidates.


PATHFINDER

Abeg no vex o, I never see anything for the school website o... biko...
Literature / Re: Memoir Of A Lagos Mainland Angel by Ayoomodaddy(f): 4:27pm On Sep 25, 2017
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I hope I mentioned right o...

Welcome aboard once again... cool kiss

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Literature / Memoir Of A Lagos Mainland Angel by Ayoomodaddy(f): 4:04pm On Sep 25, 2017
Hello everyone,

Been a while here...
This is a my first shot at comedy cool, yeah! You heard it, Comedy!

I have the theme wrapped around my head but no words yet embarassed so please ya'll will give me time sha o, first update by tomorrow though and I'll probably update once a twice a week grin

Welcome aboard, I am Oloruntobi Ebunoluwa Ayomide and I will be your host, pilot, captain, driver... throughout this ride, remember, I love you all... kiss

Cc: Toyin223

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Literature / Re: Scattered Petals. ( Romance Collabo Thread)- Be A Part. by Ayoomodaddy(f): 2:56pm On Sep 25, 2017
Divepen1:
Scattered Petals are used on wedding days. Petals especially rose petals are spread on the way as the bride to be March slowly to the altar, where a nervous husband is waiting, in the hand of her happy father.


cc: Slimberry123

Ayoomodaddy

Yeah... Correct...
Been a while here though, lemme goan read through and, maybe, contribute... cool
Literature / Re: The Missing Theme Elements In Most Stories by Ayoomodaddy(f): 2:27pm On Sep 22, 2017
writeprof:
Good observation. Also, themes are embedded in a work of literature by the writer while the readers are free to read in between the lines of a story to bring out more themes. For example, Chinua Achebe wrote Things Fall Apart primarily to show that Africa has a culture before the advent of colonialism as the Europeans said Africa had no culture they came to make things fall apart. However, critics, especially women, identified gender themes for which they criticised as they felt he has not reflected women in a positive light despite giving a prominent role to Chielo. Achebe remedied the situation in Anthills of the Savannah when a female played a major role.
Without themes, literature loses its humanity.
Wow, I really agree with you... Themes are truly the essence of writing...
I love this piece... grin

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Literature / Re: The Missing Theme Elements In Most Stories by Ayoomodaddy(f): 2:17pm On Sep 22, 2017
Toyin223:
U Jst Forget Us
Lol... No o... Just been a bit busy... grin
Emabinu cool
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 11:02am On Sep 22, 2017
Bolieve:


Sorry for the late replies, I hardly come on here.

08144660610, you can reach me on there for any info you need.

Steps to fill the tellers.
NB. You are paying to diff fee with two diff tellers

1. Account name = FUTA post utme screening (for DE candidates)
2. Acct number = E TRANSACT
3. Depositor name = your full name as written on jamb DE slip
4. Phone number = your active phone num
5. Amount 2300
6. At the back of the teller or anywhere there is adequate space indicate your jamb reg no, email address, school, department, session.


SAMEthing with the 2nd teller, only differences are
1. Acct name = FUTA past question and Result checker (for DE candidates)
2. Amount = 3300
Thanks a lot
Literature / Re: The Missing Theme Elements In Most Stories by Ayoomodaddy(f): 9:11am On Sep 22, 2017
Toyin223:
Where Is Ayoomodaddy She Writes HANNAH
I am here o...
Lemme goan read through first...
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 8:55am On Sep 22, 2017
Bolieve:


First Bank
Oh, okay... How did you fill the teller, a guy told me it's a different format from the jambites... Thanks in anticipation.
P.S; I'm going to pay today
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 5:08pm On Sep 21, 2017
Bolieve:


Yes we are. I'm Draig, a DE aspirant, computer Science.

What about you?
I'm Ayomide, DE aspirant, computer science.
Please have you registered for the Exam.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 12:43pm On Sep 21, 2017
Biko why is this thread quiet
Literature / Re: Scattered Petals. ( Romance Collabo Thread)- Be A Part. by Ayoomodaddy(f): 12:14pm On Sep 20, 2017
AryEmber:
Wooh! It's been a while since i visit here but as usual those last updates were marvelous, great job karenjay! It just occurred to me that i have no idea what the title of this story means! silly right?
I think it has that title because the story is a compilation of many people's thoughts undecided I guess
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 9:01am On Sep 19, 2017
Owlumeday:


No news ma.. But the reg has been extended till endimg..
Yeah, thanks, I just read it on their site now but it still doesn't say anything about DE candidates are we still writing the exam?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 12:33pm On Sep 18, 2017
Any news about DE registration
I heard we might not write the screening exam.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 4:08pm On Sep 13, 2017
Worldbest281:

post utme
Obviously, I meant are you a DE candidate or a Jambite?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 4:07pm On Sep 13, 2017
Sommyroy10:
OK thanks. pls update me tomorrow
I just left the bank and it still didn't go through, the teller suggested I come again tomorrow with my DE registration slip.
Please any DE applicant that has successfully registered in the house?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 8:14am On Sep 13, 2017
Worldbest281:
I av registered mine. I paid 2300 for the screening and 3300 for the past questions and result checker,everything #5600..First bank ayetoro branch Oshogbo.and do the registration on my phone
Direct entry??
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Ayoomodaddy(f): 12:00pm On Sep 12, 2017
chinikes:
please i have registered for d post utme but i cant login again
am i d only one?
Make sure you type in your password in lower case (small letters).
Same thing happened to my sister yesterday.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 11:52am On Sep 12, 2017
lifter:





The Joint Action Congress (JAC), consisting of Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU); Non-Academic Staff Union of Universities, (NASU); and the National Association of Academic Technologists (NAAT); has embarked on an Indefinite Strike which starts from Today September 11, 2017.


2. Aspirants, especially Direct Entry Students are to be informed that very Soon, Post-UME form would be accessible.
Jambites are adviced to await the screening date which will be sent via email or text message through the phone number which was registered during the registration.

3. Futasu tutorial will start as soon as the date is announced and the system of Futasu Accommodation scheme will be made known at the appropriate time.

4. Debunk rumours of Post-Ume date. The date and schedule would be appropriately sent to the concerned parties.



PATHFINDER
I'm just seeing this, so DE applicants should still chill
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 11:50am On Sep 12, 2017
Sommyroy10:
hello. Have you finally registered?
Not yet, I'm going to the bank tomorrow.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 9:18am On Sep 11, 2017
lifter:



Visit other banks; first bank, Zenith, Union..

You are to pay through the etranzact platform (all candidate)


PATHFINDER
Okay, thank you.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 2:46pm On Sep 08, 2017
Sommyroy10:
OK, thanks, have you finally paid, and what bank did you go to.
I went to GTB but the lady refunded my money aand told me to wait and confirm if DE candidates are to pay through the same process as JAMB applicants.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 12:33pm On Sep 08, 2017
Sommyroy10:
hello, pls when u went to the bank, did tell you anything like generating Remita code?
Nope, I paid cash through e-tranzact
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 10:33am On Sep 08, 2017
onyeekul001:
pls someone should help out here, my friend who is a DE aspirant is finding it difficult to make payment via the etranzact.The cashier keeps telling him that the transaction is being rejected, because it could'nt find any detail with his registration number( invalid reg number) nd has any DE aspirant here registered. PLS OOH! he needs help urgently. Tanx in advance.
Same problem I'm having too, I just left the bank some minutes ago, my friend in Abeokuta too is having the same problem (invalid jamb reg number)... Somebody please help o!
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 8:41am On Sep 07, 2017
Owlumeday:



No ooo.. U wud be given a slip whuch u wud use to confirm payment and acess d pq online
Okay, thanks...
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by Ayoomodaddy(f): 5:11pm On Sep 05, 2017
pweshboi:

Yes
https://www.futa.edu.ng/putme/welcome/putmeappindex
Abeg is it the bank that will give us the questions and result checker??
Biko.

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