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Education / Re: Wow!!!! People Can Be Creative. Can You Imagine This Write Up! by ayourlerweezo(m): 3:35am On Apr 05, 2018
Is that motivational.

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Romance / Re: Man Caught His Fiancee In Bed With His Best Man 3 Weeks To Wedding by ayourlerweezo(m): 10:28am On Jan 29, 2018
In my own opinion, cos am a devil on a trip from hell. I will let the wedding plans go on, until the wedding day when the priest will ask who does not want this couple to be united and I will raise up my hands and say what have happened making sure that my bestman is there. I will put them into deep shame
Education / Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by ayourlerweezo(m): 10:07pm On Nov 27, 2015
na chuks gain all the effort am sure he don't use igbo ketu mixed curry and time for you... now you finally did it
Education / Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by ayourlerweezo(m): 5:51pm On Nov 27, 2015
Eberex:
Hehehehehehehehe! Okechukwu style reminds me of my own experience when I worked in akwa ibom. On this fateful day I went on wechat, met this lady with beautiful figure but the face wasn't that clear hence I assumes the face has to correlate with the body. We. Agreed to meet at a park where people do come and hang out. This was at IKot ekpene. We agreed to meet at 5pm. I arrived early and I picked a spot where I can view my. Environment. I later called her and she told me she was on her way. After some minutes my phone rang and it was her asking me where I was and what I was wearing. I asked her to tell me hers but she insisted I tell her first. I sighted her from far and recognized her; no different from the picture on her dp. But she wasn't alone. She was with one fat fair-skinned lady. Gosh! Wtf I thought.

They came to where I was, then they sat. We said our hellos and I noticed she was juts pinging all the way. I asked if we could go to a joint and have some drinks? Yes she replied but she has a good joint at her side where they have the best of the best. Somewhere at aba road she said. We got up and headed to where okada riders are parked. She called out to one of them and spoke to him in akwa ibom describing where he should drop me. I got on the bike and she told me she and her friend would take another bike and join me there.

As my okada man drove away and after like 2mins, I looked back but didn't see them. Surely they are yet to get a bike, thank goodness I sighed. Immediately I told my okada man, "oga abeg take me back to that bus stop" he asked "why"? "Which one by why, I asked him. Abeg take me back to that bus stop". As he was trying to turn the bike round, I told him to follow another route instead of returning the way we came from.

When we were very far and heading to the bus stop, I told him to take me to the market, that I have changed my mind again. Immediately we got to the market, my phone rang. It was the lady. "Where are you" she asked. "Sorry dear but my boss called me for an emergency at the office" I replied. Next thing I heard was "god punish you, you stupid crazy and nonsense person....I cut the call.

You see, one thing I learnt in akwa ibom is that the ladies can drink and we are not talking 5 bottles here o! I also believed they want to take me to where they are customers and share holders, meanwhile I had less than 3k in my wallet.

Na so I escape that day o!
open a thread na
Education / Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by ayourlerweezo(m): 5:43pm On Nov 27, 2015
well paid, karma is a bitch.... all what you collect, more to come if you expect to always take and take and never give
Education / Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by ayourlerweezo(m): 7:02pm On Nov 26, 2015
kennysbst:
OP you shouldn't have gave up because u never knw how many lives you have changed so far.

Am presently HNDll student,while I learnt a lot frm u cos I had a course mate I was dating in class presently which am abt to call the relationshp a quit. I fell in luv with her cos of her personality but never knew she could be using me as financial boy friend.

I came to realize her father never bother abt her education due to his polygamous home.U can imagine a father sending her daughter account number while in class receiving lecture to contribute to his birthday party since all his children did same thing.

Believe me I never had anything with her cos it was contrary to my believe but I gave her every of my support but to my greatest surprise,there was a day I was sick while I called her,she took long b4 she show up and with a drug which I used. during her stay with me. she received a call a promise to show up while I was even joking dat so u are leaving me with my illness for another guy and she said she only wanted to attend to her room mate.

After some minutes she lift I was feeling board because I hate staying alone but I was back on my feet.I decided to pay her a surprise visit since have gained my strength.

Guess what she wasn't at her hostel,I called her phone number while I pretended as if I was still on the bed.she picked my called and said she is still inside her hostel and b4 I asked next question she cut the call and after rejecting another calls frm me,she later switch off her phone.now I realise that was a strategy.I wanted to be sure while I decided to check her frm her friend hostel but on my way I saw her with a guy with a native dress and cap from faraway.she could not hide but she felt like disappearing from my sight while I walk towards them and pretended I had nothing or even know her b4,she greeted me and asked abt my health as if am just a common man on the street.

Sincerely it a along story but now I realised that, you trying to assist someone does not mean you will be loved by them.

She pleaded after returning bck. Due to the lost I have for her I forgave her but I cult her again and this time was on her phone.

I could have loved to write more but am not a good writer.

you should have open a new thread for your post

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Family / Re: What Age Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by ayourlerweezo(m): 2:39am On Aug 14, 2015
ladyF:
I can't even remember ever bed wetting. Only those days when I was using Pampers and sucking bmilk

Hehehe It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again grin grin grin
Dem done dey use pampers for your say.. anyway omo 1997
Health / Re: The Day OHAI AFRICA Made Maryam To Smile! (photos) by ayourlerweezo(m): 10:15am On Aug 07, 2015
some of the nairalanders here will still kiss her lips

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