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Must you Muslims always make donations because there are Muslims in Haiti? Why not emulate the xtians folks who are selfless and assist irrespective of religious affiliations. Why are even Arabians not donating?

I had similar problem some weeks back with my Camry. The mechanic changed the pump twice but no result. They are just bunch of gamblers. After some few days of using it like that, it went soft on its own.

This looks like a 1958 model. The one driven shortly before our independence.

Buy ke. he has invested d money given 2 buy players in a fixed deposit but hopefully d interest after maturity will be used in d yr 2020.

debosky:
Who are the ''best players'? Zarate?? A Birmingham reject? That is a big joke being played by a deluded agent.

He's scored 2 goals in 17 games or something this season - is he better than Nicklas Bendtner??

I don't mind Galindo in principle, as long as he has some potential for the future then no issue. The key thing is that current pressing needs that will support our title challenge RIGHT NOW. One good thing however, is that he's 6'2'' not the usual midgets we've assembled at the club so far.

No big name has been credibly linked - Cole is not coming, neither is Chamakh at the moment. The players I want Kenwyne Jones or Rodallega have not been linked, but I wouldn't call them big, they are simply credible options.

I think we shoul deal with Everton - Saha for Senderos. Even if he's injury prone, he can play the most crucia games while our other strikers come back to form.

Now you've just linked Arsenal to Kenwyne Jones, Roallega and even Saha. But AW is not thinking in that direction; he is just satisfied signing toddlers.

All the best players have been linked to Arsenal but yet no signing in process. We've been officially declared the most linked Club side.

Kelvinj:
Abeg virgins still remain 4 non-suicide bombers @ all

Make u ask Mutallab

@Abu Zola, the more u open ur mouth to defend terrorism, the more it is being likened to Islam. Why not just shut up for once and stop emitting dumbness.

It is just to show how stupid some people can be in the name of religion.

jimmysho:
men i will not be part of this. i refuse to contribute. tears is rolling out of eyes due to uncoordinated laughter. i laugh in hausa (wayo allah)

u just did

Hilarious!

Yesterday at 10:46am
Suicide bombers are set to begin a three-day strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.
Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Friday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% next month from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this by management is a kick in the teeth."

Mr. Amir accepted the limited availability of virgins but pointed out that the cutbacks were expected to be borne entirely by the workforce and not by management. "Last Christmas Abu Hamza alone was awarded an annual bonus of 250,000 virgins," complains Amir. "And you can be sure they'll all be pretty ones too. How can Al Qaeda afford that for members of the management but not 72 for the people who do the real work?"

Speaking from the shed in the West Midlands where he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day jihad, in a competitive marketplace.

Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up." He defended management bonuses by claiming these were necessary to attract good fanatical clerics. "How am I supposed to attract the best people if I can't compete with the private sector?" asked Mr. Bin-Laden.

Talks broke down this morning after management's last-ditch proposal of a virgin-sharing scheme was rejected outright after a failure to agree on orifice allocation quotas. One virgin, who refused to be named, was quoted as saying "I'll be buggered if I'm agreeing to anything like that, it's too much of a mouthful to swallow".

Unless some sort of agreement is reached over the weekend, suicide bombers will down explosives at midday on Monday. Most branches are supporting the strike. Only the North London branch, which has a different union, is likely to continue working. However, some members of that branch will only be using waist-down explosives in order to express solidarity with their striking brethren.

Spokespersons in the North East of England, Swindon, North Kent and the entire Australian continent stated that this would not affect their operations as "There are no virgins in their areas anyway".


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Abumumuni

@Fhemmmy

I want confirm if the 1997 Toyota 4runner will be custom cleared (If u know what i mean?)

silvester and sol pairing? dats catastrophe, definately wnt be watching d game nt wit my fragile heart when it comes 2 arsenal matters.

i hate it when some dumb nigerians say mtn rips em off. is thr no alternative? did anybdy put a gun in ur head 2 use mtn? switch 2 etisalat, glo or zain except u enjoy them ripping u off. wake up nigerians. nw i undstand why we tolerate bad governance.

Sol back in Arsenal? somebody slap me. i thnk wenger is going crazy.

super eagle is crap. we shld av sealed dis game in d first half. dnt knw wat yakubu and mikel ar doing in dat team.

sorry guys. meant 2 say foreign company,

Sometimes i wonder wat Nigerians use in thinking but am sure nt their heads. Nigerians sure have misplaced priorities. So you nw blame MTN, a foreigner country 4 deciding whr 2 locate its headquarter. Let me bring 2 ur notice dat even our president does nt find Nigeria good enough. if he did, he wldnt av gone 2 anoda country 4 medical treatment. so why blame mtn. our leaders children do nt attend our substandard schools, they import their guds 4rm abroad etc. so why blame mtn. don't worry our beloveth glo wld soon pack 2 Benin because Nigeria is nt gud enuf.

Fhemmmy:
Hahahahahahahaha.
If he has that much wives and kids, he wont be able to afford such ride, he will be buying a Molue or a school bus to carry all the kids . . . . .

The local time for me is 7:30pm, and while people in Nigeria are sleeping, we are looking for best deals for our clients and on the phone to make sure tomorrow will be a better day. . .
When we said, we take off the stress from our clients, we really mean it.

Maybe he should preorder a molue then cos two of his wives are expecting twins.

Really like ur style. U seems to have real passion for cars that is a plus for you.

Fhemmmy:
If you die, who will buy our rides, so thou shall not die, but like to proclaim the good tidings of the Lord.
I look forward to reading from your friends, and [size=14pt]cos he is your friend, we will give him 10$$ off every kid he has as a discount, and if he has no kid, we will give him 2$$ off every nephew he has, cos i never had a brother. . . . . .[/size]we just wanna say thanks, and you will get some commission as well.

We take pride in what we sell, and we will not be undersold.

His friend has 4 wives and 48 children. I hope u keep to your word about the discount?

Oga Fhemmmy, u no dey sleep? People dey buy car for nyt?

Dont mind them. They were busy ejaculating in our thread while their butt is being whooped by Birminghan.

Go carry your own cross.

True talk. Fhemmy na correct guy. Him go arrange clean one for you. I am also making arrangement to replace my own this month or before val.

kadzukky:
Really you seem to have all the cars parked some where and meeting all Nlanders choices.

I really need to know if we process that Camry 1996 deal 27th of this month whether you could deliver it to my doorstep before Valentine's day

Valentine's day special.

@Kadzukky! Abi u wan wound somebody

dyabman:
You are the most fooliest fool on earth supporting backside-Anal,

@DK

check this word in Bold . . .very funny,

Now bleep poo , whos not moving on. . .

I think you are the fooliest fool for underestimating the Gunners. I remember nobody gave us any chance.

Wenger! Please go and buy replacement for Song and RVP!

Knew that was coming. Everton started very well especially Saha.

If na for Naija e happen them for don blow am out of poportion. Other countries commit worse acts.