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clemcykul:
@fineidiot! zan chukwutumar buro ubanka! shege dan iskan dan gidan karuwai,
wahahi talahi ina gama da kai kwo, za ka so ka mutu. shege mai bura biyar.

Chineke mei, Nna men! Dis one odikpa too much ooo. Finebarber, u still wan post? Abeg, make u go dry ur mattress for 10days and make sure u pour petrol cos na d only thing wey fit neutralise the smell of ur piss or better still make u burn the mattress!

Make we go ask Zeb Ejiro or Amaka Igwe

Finebarber, na which kind pound u lose and for where?

_{But come to think of it. I no think say Nightie go like person wey dey piss for bed! [sub]Atoole}[/sub]

dumb is an understatement! Mumu is the right word

As far as am concerned; u guys are doing wonderfully well.

Kudos to peeps like Sam milla, ituen, migines, folly, olulu, mimiko, showbobo, naijastyle, nightnurse, tyty, lollyabbey, tessy, clemc, gunpoint, donkeykay, lightest, emperoh and others. Not forgetting Finebarber (The guy sabi yab ooo). U guys are the best and u make day! _{Looks for tissue to wipe ass tears!}

Yes oo! Her name na Nightie

@Fineyabber

Na my Headmaster give me punishment for eyeing one chick

@Fineyabber
U ar the woMAN! Keep it up!

@Mimi-oko

Wonder why u like ANUS toomuch rather than AYUS

The pics are crazily funny

Me? Bleed? maka why? because of who? Okay, u? Hmm! Who start taking u serious if i c u online for one week consecutively! Awoof boy! Kwarto!

u don kolo. Na too much belching make ur skin change. Me, am blacker than black!

My friend close ur mouth. See as ur belching cause cancer for Gilgee! Wonder what would happen when u fart

Same to u Sir!

u like it from behind too?

fineyabber:
_{Sits down proproly, crosses legs, props keyboard right}
Lemme start with you ClemcyDawg:
Read, choke and die:
The last time I checked, you were getting set for a testicle transplant. If i remember correctly, a scan showed in place of your testicles, you have paw-paw seeds, which is not too bad considering that you were isdcarded in Heaven and mistakenly fell off the overfilled dustbin to earth.
Was the operation successful?

@Anusman:
anyone who checks your posts will discover that you post only at a particular time then disappear! Mugu like you. Who runs awoof now? Dont you think its closing time now? Olodo like you. At your age you are still proud to be the headboy in your primary school. Some people self

@Gilgee
no be dog born you? Its no wonder you say things that always have to do with dogs. It runs in the blood. Funny enough, My neibours dog is called gilgee-t. No need to wonder how that wonderful inspiration of a name came from.
Am curious tho: Is it true that if you bite a human with your rabbies infected teeth, the person goes mad after 7 days without treatment? Please let us know

ODONDOS!

NightieNursie, am spilling blood on your behalf ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Am always online my guy! And mind u, i no be Headboy! I be "Sanity Prefect"!

U know suprise say i dey primary school dey use the internet

Lastly, apart from yabbing me with anus and shit? can u think of something more innovative? Rago Mumu-ne!

Make una no vex. I bin wan attach file but it was too large. My apologies!

How u dey?Miss u gan ni ooo!

more

Love Hurst!

U r welcome. Here on Jokes Section u would find the most interesting xters. Keeping posting and keeping reading!

Samples

Perosn no suppose take d akuya serious cos am sure him just awoof internet access and him no go stay for long, U know those kind pple

Nice one Oluscoco! Tell am make him hear

So u be babalawo? Why not use it to win Nightnurse heart instead of blabbing for her attention wey she go soon give u nail .

@Nightnurse, abeg quickly come nail dis fineblabber, make we rest.

O'l boyeee! U be virgin? why woman come dey hungry u like dis? eeeya pele! Or better still go dig hole for ur mattress before u come finish for nairaland!

AIsha2, can u please help summarise? e dey too long for me to read!

fineyabber:
@Ayusman
I think you were rightly described as Anusman. Your post actually stinks of sh*t.

Clemcy, do you have a sister?

@Tessy, welcome again jare. Just a reminder that am still dollar loaded and very itchy to spend on babes with names like Tessy.

Ar u sure u smell right? Thot it was d sore in ur anus Akuya Iyamirin!

from a newbie!

Or simply go on air and announce that u r hiv positive

olunifemi:
wht's bad in my joke?
im not married though not seaching because im tired of u guys' runs

Take it dear! Life is not that hard ooo

Watched the AY Live TV show on STV yesterday and heard d guy apologise several times. Make we forgive am?