delib:

sweet ass indeed

Jealousy na poor Delib

_{Enters room, machine gun in hand, looking for Nightie Baby, ready to blast away any opposition}

ummmmm. Sorry for the interruption. Welcome Tessy. Am cool, cute, loaded and dollar minded, call +23480364,

Don't mind him its because he has spent too much time in the desert.

@gilgee and naijastyle

It is getting to much for you guys. Let sleeping dogs lie. Its a warning.

see threat!

from a newbie!

@Ayusman
I think you were rightly described as Anusman. Your post actually stinks of sh*t.

Clemcy, do you have a sister?

@Tessy, welcome again jare. Just a reminder that am still dollar loaded and very itchy to spend on babes with names like Tessy.

fineyabber:

@Ayusman
I think you were rightly described as Anusman. Your post actually stinks of sh*t.

Clemcy, do you have a sister?

@Tessy, welcome again jare. Just a reminder that am still dollar loaded and very itchy to spend on babes with names like Tessy.

Ar u sure u smell right? Thot it was d sore in ur anus Akuya Iyamirin!

@Anusman:

My gosh. You have a sore in your anus? Why dint you say this earlier? Would love to refer you to the health section but seeing I have a remedy for your predicament, I'll simply give you free:

order for 1 pound of raw red pepper
mix it with2 teaspoon of salt
the juice from the peel of an unripe orange can be added for lasting effect
2 new razor blades for proper anus expansion

PROCEDURE
GRIND PEPPER TO PULP, mix thoroughly with salt. no water please i beg you.
using the first razor blade, cut open your anus by exactly 2cm(this might hurt a little bit, but be strong)
now, carefully using the 2nd blade, cut open the sore and directly aply the healing concoction you prepared
works like magic. You will be good in a flash. no more pain. no more smell.

Pl dont thank me. I do it for charity.

@all has anyone heard from Nightnurse?

So u be babalawo? Why not use it to win Nightnurse heart instead of blabbing for her attention wey she go soon give u nail .

@Nightnurse, abeg quickly come nail dis fineblabber, make we rest.

*carries out therapy on anyusman*

lol fine yabber ure crackn me up

iyeme!
make una continue when its time for the elders to speak,una go shatap

gilgee!

na google be him name

_{cleans the spit of Gilgee off his face, drinks a can of ginger beer, wipes his mouth and belches on Gilgee}

Gilgee now lies in state after belching episode

My friend close ur mouth. See as ur belching cause cancer for Gilgee! Wonder what would happen when u fart

ayusman16:

My friend close your mouth. See as your belching cause cancer for Gilgee! Wonder what would happen when u fart

_{eats a can of canned beans, releases a keg of Co2 on Anusman}

Poor Anusman is now a permanent resident of UITH.

u don kolo. Na too much belching make ur skin change. Me, am blacker than black!

lmao

malo

saucekid, kiddysauce, currykid,spicekid, My boy, how are you?

fine bara, welcome to Nairaland

@Tessybaby
u re soooooooooooooooooo welcome hope u re cool now

@fineyabber
u cracking me up men but pls stop posting those disturbing pictures

@anusman stop trying hard u cant change ur name again it is anusman as long as NL is concerned PELE

@Webdezzi, am tempted to have a go at you and strip you bare, but a lady in the house has just requested I sheath my sword. Lucky you.

@fineyabber
u cracking me up men but please stop posting those disturbing pictures

@anusman stop trying hard u can't change your name again it is anusman as long as Nairaland is concerned PELE

Swords back in place abi anusman Ayusman wetin you think?

@Fineyabber
U ar the woMAN! Keep it up!

@Mimi-oko

Wonder why u like ANUS toomuch rather than AYUS

ayusman16:



@Mimi-oko

abeg sufri, na her surname be dat o!

please no fighting ooooooooooooo
or else i will disappear again      


but i dey enjoy these posts well well _{sits down with a glass of amarouna}

Hey Tessy, no vex jare. A reminder that I am dollar loaded and still very itchy to spend on people called Tessy!

By the way I just want to inform you that I love you better than you love me.

Ummmm

who tessy?

she fine?
she set?
she get my favourite assets?

u know na,

ok, welcome back from ,em ,em,
abi welcome to,
wo just welcome o jare