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kelao:
@ swordfish

Please you are in celtel and not MTN,i have been in MTN FOR 6 months now and thats the take home pay of contract staffs
the issue here is not contact staff or full staff but the PAY.
pay the contract staffs good money for there are no benefits,housing medicals ,insurance etc.
with good pay you can take care of your self and forget about the fringe benefits

GLO pays 204k and its contact bit you will not know because its interwoven.

so guys take it from me that thats the pay as per MTN CC

Bros u should thank God that u have a job that pays u 50k and 75k respectively. I know many people who are ready to sacrifice their left eyes to get paid that amount.

Come to think of it? U no know say the job na contract or the package before u take the appointment? The problem is that most of the contract staff are relations of big boys and girls in mtn; who usually were not employed by merits.

I believe u can get a good job if u r either Smart and Intelligent or connected.

So my friend, manage the money until u r smart enough to get a better job cos mtn no dey ready to keep u for long!

Was among the guys that never gave him any chance to hit 10 goals. As far as am concerned; the guy don score pass him level.

Who is this Ife-eshu guy?

topeorekoy:
read this. its a piece i just saw on bbc. aint it funny


Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor has been branded the new Samson - because he has lost all his powers since having his hair cut and has not scored since the removal of his trademark braids. (The Sun)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/7304223.stm

The guy no score against Milan? Abi no be goal be dat?

Welding it would be preferable i think?

Ur babe is cheating on u man! They always do. But u would do urself a favour if u stop going thru her things otherwise hypertension go kill u!

Maybe we can seal it temporary

Guess u knw where to bury ur head if ur prediction doesnt come to pass.? Don't wld remind u?

what of when it comes to objectivity? none of u?

Anyone that analyses objectively without using insults and strong words to buttress points deserve to be the best Man United Analyst on Nairaland. Dis av not found. Am sorry!

Since u claim to be a messiah or prophet or even some shit, please predict what's going to be the outcome of the match on Sunday?

Damn! Wetin u dey yarn? Me O Mo!

Is this joke funny? Me O Mo!

Is this joke recycled? Me O Mo!

Is the poster a comedian? Me O Mo!

Can someone help me laff? Me O Mo!

Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!

d guy dey here dey roast while d babe dey bla bla somwhere cosy

u need to enforce stricter measures to deal with her promicuity or better still; castrate, i mean mutilate abi na circumcise her

Something need to be done. They cant just continue milking the audience with sub-standard shows.

@Poster

Take d guy to court or better still report the guy to EFCC

Scopium:
[size=13pt]I think sey the poster name na ayus why the anus[/size]

@Scopium, Don't mind most of them can't really spell U don't blame them do u? Anus is only what they can think of. _{Spoilt kids}

damn:

guy u try!!!
d'god twas quite tite
didnt think u cud pull it off.
u cool sha
u don turn role model
all your village de hail u

Damn! i think i like dis ur name, especially when i dey drop heavy load for toilet.Damn! Wetin u think say i be before. I be role model to small children like FOlly, Segunpc, Olulu and tj tj. But kids dis days no ge respect since them don start to taste honeypot wey elders like Ituen dey lick

small boy. who tell u dat?

Thank u very much

Baba Ituen, Na u sabi

I think u r kinda right in ur last post.

Shady, if u r really saying the truth, then i respect that but do u think any right thinking yoruba man or Nigerian would want to take u serious with all these qualifications? Lets face it, i think u r kidding?

Funny thing be say most gals wey dey give those kind unrealistic conditions wowo! At 26yr and u've got a 9yr old child and u've been to all those countries. What do spend ur time doing?

Retardihno? Damn and lol! ; D

u dey on ur own oooooo!

Na only fear. The English afraiding me!

Bad boy

@Aisha

Ina jin ki. Aman Arsenal ne ye na jini na fa

@Tufe

U r in love with what? Anus?

[color=#006600]Guess u might av seen this before but what can i do, my copy and paste is still functioning, [/color]

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.



British Airways: "Aminu kano airport this is Captain Smith reporting flight 007. Do you copy?"



Kano Tower: "Yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"



British Airways: "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"



Kano Tower: "kai haba!"



British Airways: "Sorry tower couldn’t get that"



Kano Tower: "okay plight 0 0 Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"



British Airways: "Negative power in engines dead"



Kano Tower: "Walahi?"



British Airways: "Negative didnt copy"



Kano Tower: "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"



British Airways: "Negative tower, wings wont respond"



Kano Tower: "kai!"



British Airways: "negative didn’t copy that tower"



Kano Tower: "okay d flane will kom down in som time due to low injin. Fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"



British Airways: "Negative, can’t activate the landing gear"



Kano Tower: 'Wayyo!'

British Airways: "Awaiting order, flight 007"



Kano Tower: "Okay refit apta me"



British Airways: "Okay what?"



Kano Tower: "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead!)

Hello guys,

Av got loose N200,000 to invest in stock and hope to get returns in the next 6months. How much do think i can make during that period if i invest and can any credible stockbroker give me analysis on how i can go about that?