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I thought somebody here was shouting bear market up and down. It's green everywhere

Early this morning. Naija Boyz at it again

Chai see Madrid. They are definitely out of UCL. They played arrant nonsense in this second half. Man.U sef dey learn work for their side today

Arsenal o Arsenal. I hope we won't be hearing fans wailing after this game. Saka is back o. No more excuses. Madrid came here with two things in mind:

1) not to concede
2) latch unto any counter attacking chance

Mbappe has been specially selected to finish any counter. If any arsenal defender sleep, otilor! Once you see any Madrid midfielder with the ball during a counter attack, just know he's looking for mbappe

Difrent:
So is ISIS
but you changed the clothes of the ISIS leader, who says you can't change Hamas leaders clothes too, no be US again.
Just so you know if you didn't, it was BIBI and IDF that created Hamas to tackle Fattah which was ruling Gaza, they fell out when they stopped taking orders from BIBI.

It s the modus operandi of US and Israel that's no secret, They create terrorist organizations to fight their enemies and then turn on the terrorists they created

Isis is a terrorist organization as well. Islam and terrorism na 5&6. If we should go by what you're saying now it means Muslims are really foolish. Imagine Fulani herdsmen paying me to destabilize my own land and I do it. Is that not foolishness? Whether the story is true or not, the bottom line is Islam and terrorism are closely related. All Islamic terrorists must be wiped out

Difrent:
I know one man's terrorist
Is another man's Freedom fighter
Do you?

Lolz as for me, Hamas is a terrorist organization. They aren't freedom fighters. Israel has every right to defend herself. Hamas is not letting majority of Palestinians make their own decisions. Iran is using Hamas to fight Israel at the expense of Palestinians.

Difrent:
Al Jolani , the new Syria leader that you just changed his battle fatigues to Suits is all the evidence you need, he never hid his ISIS links and it not secret that CIA and IDF collaborated with him against Assad

Oya go ahead and deny what even the people that did it are not denying

He already left Isis before the collaboration. Governments everywhere collaborate with certain individuals to achieve something. Those individuals in turn regain their freedom or start over on a clean slate. That's politics for you. They aren't funding isis.

Difrent:
Where your argument fails is

ISIS is also a terrorist organization and IDF , CIA and ISIS are collaborating together in Syria..... What hypocrisy could be greater than this

In your dreams. Oya provide clear evidence or forever remain silent

Just watch how those bandits awaiting their drinks would launch a surprise attack on the community. Govt needs to propose death sentence for kidnapping and terrorism. This is the only way people would find it unattractive

Quarterpast:
I understand that during heat periods, ones pubic part tends to itch terribly after shaving.

Before I shaved, I had itches. I thought it was the hair that was causing this, so I decided to get a shaving stick(BIC shaving stick) and cleared the bush. But sadly, after shaving my armpits and pubic region, the itching got worse. I am a very hairy type. I have lots of hair on my scrotum sac, sometimes the hair covers the entire sac. The itching has now become so terrible and uncomfortable to me that when it starts, I begin to scratch uncontrollably. I've injured myself on the sac as a result of over-scratching. I can be walking on the road and in a public place, when it starts, I can't help but begin to scratch. The armpit doesn't itch, but the sac.
Doctors in the house, please help me🙏🙏.

Ever heard of jock itch? It is caused by a fungus that grows in pubic areas due to excess moisture. Get tribact cream and rub on those spots in the morning and at night before you sleep. You'll get results!

ManU hassled city for the ball and that's a good thing. They were fighting for every ball but why don't they ever play like this against smaller teams? Very strange! Is there someone else telling these players what to play? Zirkzee came in and gave the city defence tough time. Zirkzee is not a striker. He's a playmaker and united need to improve him. Hojlund should be sold

Openair:
Haa mad ke...na student area be this ooo...make person pikin run mad ke...
I plan on holding a meeting this evening with the neighbours and threaten then with vigilante and swear too, I'm hopeful it'll come out.

I don't think it would work. Students can be very wicked. It seems you trust and underestimate these people so much. Let me tell you my story when I was in the university. I got a new android phone back then and I loved it so much that it was literally my best friend cos I was always on it jamming music a lot too. I had 2 roommates this one I was really close to and honestly he seemed like a very good person. Another thing about him was that he usually brings new clothes, shoes, foodstuffs infact everything like every semester. I even noticed that a lot of guys usually come and hail him a lot. They usually call him "Omo baba olowo" especially cos of the way he enters school in grand style. Me and the guy were close and he was calm, collected and somehow we vibed together. However I noticed that he usually talks to his babe on phone every night and she is usually demanding one money or the other. At this period, she demanded a phone. One day I went to bath and came back then saw him comparing our phone cameras. I was naive then and joined telling him how good my phone camera is. After one week, my phone got missing and this was during exam period. I felt so terrible. This guy was coming to comfort me. He kept seeing me in pains day and night and I didn't know he had my phone. He kept giving me hope. Immediately after exams, he took off. I never suspected he was with my phone. It was one of his former roommates that told me the guy stole my phone but unfortunately he had left the school for the semester. I decided that I would investigate him. The next semester when he came back I noticed he got a Samsung Galaxy S10+. People were hailing him left and right and then one day I entered the room while he was bathing. I saw the phone on the table and took a look at the wallpaper. I saw his babe holding my phone. I decided in my heart that I would take my revenge when he least expects it. He did not even know that I saw the wallpaper. I started planning day and night for him. I started watching his moves and where he keeps his phone when he goes to the exam hall. I had to wait till exam period to carry out my revenge. I went to his faculty and got copies of his exam time table. I got an extra key and put it with his bunch of keys and took out one original key. When the time table finally favored me I snuck in moved that phone. I never used or sold that phone. I just dumped it where he would never ever find it again in the forest. The idiot was wailing like a pregnant woman and even got carryovers on top. Revenge served cold!

Dorgu wasted opportunities. United not finishing off counter attacks. How would they score? City sef no know wetin to do with the ball.

Openair:
No one was but the few mins I left my door open to get something, a new neighbor (girl) was there and then I was telling someone where I went to get something that I left my iPhone inside. I don't even know what to think but I'm suspecting her shaa, I haven't approached her yet, I spoke to the caretaker who said I should go to police. I'm thinking if it's her cause she was also with one guy like that, she'll use it and I intend to catch her then, that's if it's her. I also told some guys in the hostel so we are on a look out. I spoke to one old man around and he suggested I do some things and lay a curse on whoever did it but I think that's too far, we're all students here make person no go run mad or something ontop phone.
Someone here has volunteered help me track it for 15k. So he's on it. I just hope it comes out well.

Go and lay better curse on that person make he or she run mad! Phone wey reach almost a million naira. No phone thief deserves mercy even if na Nokia Torchlight he steal

annolomy:
What's the main cause of v@gina Dryness?
Anytime I'm having sex with my girlfriend she always experience severe pain at the v@ginal area.

And the worst part? She's always dry like harmattan.

She ain't attracted to you

What about iOS?

This is good

myhobbies:
OK boss thanks very much for the response because am already considering Itel RS4 8gb/256 since many people from the reviews I read tipped Itel RS4 over Redmi 14C 8gb/256.

Itel rs4 carries a midrange SOC Helio G99
Redmi 14C carries a budget SOC which is Helio G81

Helio G99 performs better in every aspect even battery management

Redmi 14C however has a better screen protection

Rs4 has stereo speakers though that might not be a deal breaker for you.

Redmi 14C supports 18watts charging while Rs4 supports 45watts charging.

So the choice is yours

You see one thing about hausa and Fulani people ehn. They usually shield criminals among them and claim they're brothers. All these kidnappers in the forest enjoy the protection of the hausa and Fulani communities. So whenever you kill a kidnapper, the communities would flare up. Those guys were bloody criminals. It was too obvious abeg. Police should do quick and release our Edo brothers

Those guys were kidnappers. It's too obvious

If Jonathan is on fubara's side, wike must definitely be wrong

Madrid would dump these ones out of UCL

Konquest:
That must be a bread made from well-made bread recipe for it to last for 5 whole days before going rancid or mouldy in room temperature. It takes normally about two days max to store bread at room temperature before it begins to go stale.

Storing bread at room temperature in a cool, dry place (in a bread can/bread box or airtight container) is ideal.

It's quality bread honestly. This is what Nigerians need right now. The first time I tried it and discovered the shelf life of the bread, I stopped buying any other bread. Also bokku mart has the best prices that you can't get in any other supermarket in Lagos when it comes to groceries, beverages, junk food, drinks, household items e.t.c

Agboriotejoye:
I already asked you to read what I wrote slowly

The Op said the stores where chosen based on standard of size. That's his own words

Why are you trying to change the narrative on his behalf

If he knew the info is from nairametrics, he shouldn't have added to it what is not there. Nairametrics are not infallible. I personally feel GB should be there given that I'm seeing some with just 8 counts.

My point is if the Op is claiming "standardised supermarkets" was a factor in Nairametric's research, then the outcome is already faulty since everyone knows Bokku stores cannot clearly qualify as "standardised supermarkets"

Okay I just discovered something. ShopRite and spar should not be on that list. They are hypermarkets not supermarkets. Nairametrics fumbled. Bokku mart is a supermarket. Evidence below:

Supermarket:
Focus: Primarily sells food and grocery items, along with some household goods and personal care products.
Size: Medium to large, typically ranging from 10,000 to 50,000 square feet.
Product Range: Limited to groceries and related items.
Location: Often located in residential areas for convenience.
Example: A typical grocery store that you might find in a neighborhood.


Hypermarket:
Focus: Offers a wide variety of products, including groceries, electronics, clothing, furniture, and more.
Size: Much larger, often exceeding 100,000 square feet.
Product Range: Extensive, encompassing a broad range of goods.
Location: Often located in larger spaces, sometimes outside of residential areas.
Example: Walmart Supercenter or a similar large retail store that offers everything under one roof.

Agboriotejoye:
Read what i wrote.... SLOWLY

Store count is evident for everyone to see. Even if another store is added based on store count, bokku would still lead. The Op got the info from nairametrics I believe but if you have a better version, you can upload here at least nairaland is also for learning one or two

koladata:
You are very right because if not how are they able to open new branches. But it could have made more sense if they have a version of the bread for adults , only younger people can eat this breads it is just way tooo sugary for me

Is there any bread for adults and any for children? Come on you guys should stop this na. For every one person that doesn't like the bread, there are hundreds more who love it so they had already done their survey and they know their target customers. Honestly you need to visit bokku stores and see how many people even elderly are queueing up for the bread. They got it spot on! Even the bread can stay up to 5days without decomposing cos of the quality yeast and my work colleagues on the island always want me to bring some when coming to work. What you mostly perceive and taste in that bread isn't really sugar. It's majorly milk and butter. They add lots of milk to the bread. Next time you buy the bread, look at the warning at the back. People who are lactose intolerant need to avoid eating too much of it in one sitting due to the high amount of milk.

Agboriotejoye:
Nobody is missing anything

It was the same OP who claimed that the size of the stores was a determining factor when his attention was called to other stores with higher counts but not on the list

Unfortunately for his ignorance, even Bokku that's no 1 on the list is known for mini stores

Number of stores and not size. Read well. Also look at the disclaimer below in the picture attached. Not all stores are captured here

Oh my bokku. I so much love that store.

Person wey collapse go agree say him collapse? Face Abuja and leave Rivers state alone

When Edo people voted in APC, I knew their wahala had started. I never liked this man from the Start. He had always been an *sslicker

AmalaAtiEwedu:
MILF wey her toto dey drip beta nutritious oil
no lubricant needed

single handedly castrated Akabio Konji and Yahaya Efcc

Untouchable sweet Nigerian-Ukrainian half-caste kpekus

Akpabio can only watch with a rock hard penis
what he will never have again since he lost his chance

Top notch poetry. Agbado people no go like this one

This country