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It's only a matter of time....

Dem say she get mind thief for this 2026....

HacheNoire:
Our music industry is boring!

All starts and end online. No one ends up in box! ⚰️

It's no surprise

Yougoexplaintir:
LoL...sweet dreams

Thanks

Yougoexplaintir:
Are you saying that Madrid has a chance at the Allianz arena?

Yep....
But this season, it heavily depends on this match.

Yougoexplaintir:
LoL..this Madrid team..they will escape with a draw today but they will be battered at the return leg.

Really?

Bayern's best chance of defeating Real Madrid is today.....

See his face sef ....
Like someone who regularly interacts with dead people.....

donleo92:
And they was a country called Nigeria

Nigeria we hail thee

If the government really deports this guy, then I know that Nigeria is no longer a secular nation but an Islamic Republic QED..

THE LIKES OF GUMI AND THAT KIDNAPPER BELLO TURJI IS FREE AND THEY WANT TO DEPORT AN INNOCENT MAN....

THEN WE HAVE LOST THE NATION

They'll expose their own agenda outright.....

donleo92:
And they was a country called Nigeria

Nigeria we hail thee

Shebi dey wanted to arrest him before.
They've changed it to deport

Mumu people

donleo92:
Una won deport am?

Why

Then you guys would be telling the world that they is actual killing on the christains in the north

We dey waitoooooh

When the likes of Gumi is free

Leave the fuuls alone.
Flexing their muscles where not needed.

VDM....

Always five steps ahead......

EverydayTales:
😂😂.. na who help you apply rob later.. sorry ehn 😂😂

Rob ke?...
I dey dust am comot most times.......

DeclanR:
Oyedepo and his sons never spoke against Jonathan Sir.

Hold That Mr. Tea responsible.
The one who drank hot tea with God in his parlour and even had a meeting with Abraham

; ;

If this is true.....
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

At least the light situation has improved in my area.....

Mariangeles:
Not exactly.

What I meant by my comment was that your mum does not know the meaning of soft parenting. Hehehe
As in, it is not in her parenting dictionary.

You get?

Ohh!!! Ok

SisterAnn:
Your sin no pass say she send you message, you decided to ignore.

For we the girls, you went for an outing she told you not to.

It could be a birthday party. And you would've been saying it to her hearing that Agnes will be throwing a birthday party next week and you'd saying to her hearing all the fun you guys plan to have at the beach.

She'll pretend not to hear, afterall you didn't directly ask for her permission.

Then the D-Day came and you wake up early, quickly do all your house chores and even more, then get dressed for the party and then go to tell her you were leaving...

Only one word she'll tell you and won't repeat herself.. don't go! 😅

In your mind you'd be like, Dafuq? 😧 What's this woman talking about?

Don't go keh?

Then you be like but mummy I have told you about this since two weeks ago 😱😱

She won't even respond to you.

Then you storm out of her presence and decide to take the bulls by the horns. 😅

When you go and come back, you'll learn the hard way.

Abba. ...una sef too do

SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃😄

In that situation, my mum will ignore you completely until you are in bed.
Then she will slide into your room with any weapon ranging from broom, cutlass, shoe, cane or plank and then bolt the door behind her.

When she starts pummeling you, popsy will start banging on the door for her open the door.

When she opens the door, popsy will pretend to take her side by lending a hand and vroooom, you bolt out of the room. 🤣🤣

Were you ever flogged with a cutlass?

My mum was an expert on that. She won't cut you, just flog.

After the metal slaps your body about five times only, aboniki balm will be your companion for the next few days. 🤣😄

😱😱😱😱😱
Please no vex. Just wanna ask.

What sin did you commit that warranted the bolded....

Chai, I spoke too soon.
Now I understand why Mariangeles said what I experienced was soft parenting 🤦🏽....

Mariangeles:
Soft parenting? What is that?

Soft parenting ke?
Just one out of the many times I got into trouble with my mom.....
She just knew how and when to get me and damn, she was brutal.....

I remember long ago my mom asked me to wash the dishes. As the king of procrastination, I told her I would do them that she shouldn't bother.
Somehow, I had gone to play ball and had completely forgotten. I entered the house, freshened up and started watching TV. She sat there with me watching oo.
Brethren, it didn't dawn on me until she got up and walked towards the door. As she closed the door and bolted it, my heart cut. And because of me, the stubborn one, cane was an easy reach.
It was then I realised......

Women prefer men who make them think all men are the same.

Read that again....

Solofresh2:
When them dey flog real Madrid home and away nko 😏

How many times did they beat Real Madrid home and away😒

LeeSmart:
Hmmm so stuff like this are real? So everything nollywood has been showing to us is true.
I think of we employ this tactics on boko haram and bandits/kidnappers, then we shouldn't be complaining of insecurity.

Hopefully.....

LeeSmart:
But this belief of putting machete in the coffins of deceased persons to avenge their death, does it actually work?
Someone should enlighten me please

Yep.... Confirmed from a colleague of mine. Happened to his late mum.

One day he was saying something about his mum. And then out of the blue, I asked him 'how did your mum die?'

He said she was jazzed by a tenant. They had a serious dispute and then this woman jazzed her. All of a sudden, his mum fell sick and this lasted for weeks into months. Then she died.
On the day of her burial, his dad obviously not pleased with what happened, took a cutlass and placed it in her coffin and told her to avenge her death.
While he told me this story, for someone who isn't emotional, tears almost fell off his eyes. He held it back. He was the only son.
He ended the story there, but I was vexing so I asked him what happened to the woman who did it.
He said, one day while they were having a compound meeting, the woman came running out shouting for help and confessing.
Everyone including his dad asked her, what did you do? And then she spilled it.
It took this woman seven days to rot in her house before dying.

Passionate888:
The guy is exposing the islamic invasion of Nigeria and the islamic extremists are angry

They're very very angry.....
And it's just a joy to experience....

See them..... Person dey talk true. You wan pursue am

BukkyOlaa:
For men wey dey run sporty. I know who go win the World Cup. I just staked 1.2m on it.



Argentina will win the World Cup again. You heard it here first

On behalf of Sporty, we sincerely appreciate your donation as a kind gesture of support to our cause....

thesicilian:
I once met an agent who said the same thing you just posted, almost word for word. Funny thing is, he lived in a dirty face-me-I-face-you single room of 5k per month in Bariga. He said this when I complained about the substandard nature of the 2 bedroom flat he was showing me for 3.5m at Mende, Maryland.
Maybe you're even the one self.

Super Inconsequential.....

CaptainFM1:
Why do I think there's a "spiritual connection" between this woman and the boy's father?

If you know you know!

Badt guy!!!

insidelife22:
The thing that is wrong with people like Bashir Ahmad is that they don't condemn things like the religious cleansing going on in Nigeria but will start crying like baby 🍼🐥 when the US takes action

How will he condemn something he's an advocate of

Another Nepal is seriously loading.....

This country will implode soon....

Save it.

He is rotting in hell.....