₦airaland Forum

WorkTheTalk:
Everyone in this picture is dead. But Iran is winning the war in Kano, Sokoto, and Nairaland.

Shey she's happy where she is now.

These girls really don't listen. She must have heard stories of botched BBL surgeries but no. She hoped hers would turn out differently.

Are you trying to suggest that an attempt should be made on his life so that this useless government can have peace?

If anything happens to him, Nepal protest will be child's play....

Good one.
Mehdi Hasan says hi

Well she made sense to some extent....

Unfortunately in this day and age, staying away from sex doesn't guarantee you a man.

What matters is CHARACTER! If it's missing, every other thing goes missing....

This is hilarious I must say. The sarcasm.....

Only this idea could cure.... But unfortunately, it could cause breast cancer....

The only language these guys understand in vawulence!!!

Woman wey sabi.....

He's representing a lot of people on Nairaland.....

So refreshing to watch.... Albeit on a hot Friday afternoon......

I give you my blessings.....

Harddiskng:
You are saying nonsense.

You mentioned “poor masses”. I have been in a village church, offering fit not even reach 1k sometimes. Imagine service is just 3 times a week, wetin hin wan do with this kind of money (3k)

Then now google average salary of a clergyman in Australia

Lets talk with sense please

Forgive him. He's making a stupid suggestion. You don't expect him to sound sensible

Eriokanmi:
Especially people of your household. These are humans' worst enemies.There are some evil deeds you dont even get to hear with your human ear. You've got to be in the spirit to know this. If only God could open your inner eyes to see what that your wife or husband is planning against you, even when laughing at you in the physical, you would want to end the marriage immediately. I'm talking from experience if someone close to me.

My cousin from ekiti got married to a lady from abeokuta ogun state. His business suddenly crumbled, he was enmeshed in debts that he didnt know how it entered his business life. He almost committed suicide. Each time he goes to a prayer programme,they'd be asking him...where is your wife?One day he prayed in the night and asked God to reveal to him the reason behind his predicament and he saw his wife stark naked, cursing him in the den of the night in that dream. He woke up, terrified. 2 days later, a man of God told him same, that he should reverse the curse by also doing the same around midnight for 3 days. The following month, his business picked. A small fight erupted and the woman began to confess, she's looking like a mad person now.

Now this is super terrifying....

This man that year.....

OGOLMEKZ95:
Tinubu weh dey sh*t for pant. Na why always e dey smell sh*t sh*t.

Please show us Tinubu's own ....

Uefa dey beef Real Madrid. Nothing person wan tell me.

But our God pass them...

SixSeven:
Nigerians are just insecure people. I mean, many of them are insecure, both the rich and the poor. The rich think if they can show off, they are better higher than others. The poor think if they can be humble or religious, they are better than others. After all, the rich will not go to heaven before the needle in a haystack or that thing they tell them.

What is the essence of this? Each time, Nigerians push the bar to oppress each other and play hunger games.

I can send my kids to private school.
I can send my kids to private tutors.
I can send my kids to holidays abroad.
I can send my kids to prom.
I can buy my kids a car for their 16 birthday.
I can order my kids from IVF store.
I can make my kids speak Queen's English but not my own language 🤡
Rich people, poor thinking. It's all signaling.

If the bolded is their mindset, then they were never humble to begin with.....

Hope Trump will not forget their salah gift as he didn't forget that of Christmas....

1 & 2.

Wadoboy:
Renewed shege for Nigerian girls if they go by your logic and try Zimbabwe men

They asked for it.....

And Zimbabwean babes fine like...... Let them take our men....

It's good news. When y'all are done with your shakara, you know where to find us.....

Finally....

Some good news.....

otipoju:
The woman will cry for one week and go and have a second one for the real father.

When dealing with women, assume the worst and hope for the best....they are not as innocent as they look.

You're not nice oo
You didn't even say knack..... You just went straight to the point

Ladies still fall for this?

Lived through the experience.

Blocks husband? Let's even forget in-laws. Husband?

But at the same time, is it enough for a divorce?
Nope! Don't get any funny ideas ..... Yet....

Wetin be this wey dey her chest self.....

Racism is a mental disorder. There's no disorder in the world 'dead or alive' that beats it.

In all your consciousness and with all your sensory nerves, afferent and efferent intact, you look at a human being and what is interpreted by your brain is a monkey.....

Awon 'the past doesn't matter'...... You have the floor....

And all that matters to Tinubu is re-election.....

Most powerful.... But still licking the a$$e$ of the Northern elites...