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SisterAnn:
Your sin no pass say she send you message, you decided to ignore.

For we the girls, you went for an outing she told you not to.

It could be a birthday party. And you would've been saying it to her hearing that Agnes will be throwing a birthday party next week and you'd saying to her hearing all the fun you guys plan to have at the beach.

She'll pretend not to hear, afterall you didn't directly ask for her permission.

Then the D-Day came and you wake up early, quickly do all your house chores and even more, then get dressed for the party and then go to tell her you were leaving...

Only one word she'll tell you and won't repeat herself.. don't go! 😅

In your mind you'd be like, Dafuq? 😧 What's this woman talking about?

Don't go keh?

Then you be like but mummy I have told you about this since two weeks ago 😱😱

She won't even respond to you.

Then you storm out of her presence and decide to take the bulls by the horns. 😅

When you go and come back, you'll learn the hard way.

Abba. ...una sef too do

SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃😄

In that situation, my mum will ignore you completely until you are in bed.
Then she will slide into your room with any weapon ranging from broom, cutlass, shoe, cane or plank and then bolt the door behind her.

When she starts pummeling you, popsy will start banging on the door for her open the door.

When she opens the door, popsy will pretend to take her side by lending a hand and vroooom, you bolt out of the room. 🤣🤣

Were you ever flogged with a cutlass?

My mum was an expert on that. She won't cut you, just flog.

After the metal slaps your body about five times only, aboniki balm will be your companion for the next few days. 🤣😄

😱😱😱😱😱
Please no vex. Just wanna ask.

What sin did you commit that warranted the bolded....

Chai, I spoke too soon.
Now I understand why Mariangeles said what I experienced was soft parenting 🤦🏽....

Mariangeles:
Soft parenting? What is that?

Soft parenting ke?
Just one out of the many times I got into trouble with my mom.....
She just knew how and when to get me and damn, she was brutal.....

I remember long ago my mom asked me to wash the dishes. As the king of procrastination, I told her I would do them that she shouldn't bother.
Somehow, I had gone to play ball and had completely forgotten. I entered the house, freshened up and started watching TV. She sat there with me watching oo.
Brethren, it didn't dawn on me until she got up and walked towards the door. As she closed the door and bolted it, my heart cut. And because of me, the stubborn one, cane was an easy reach.
It was then I realised......

Women prefer men who make them think all men are the same.

Read that again....

Solofresh2:
When them dey flog real Madrid home and away nko 😏

How many times did they beat Real Madrid home and away😒

LeeSmart:
Hmmm so stuff like this are real? So everything nollywood has been showing to us is true.
I think of we employ this tactics on boko haram and bandits/kidnappers, then we shouldn't be complaining of insecurity.

Hopefully.....

LeeSmart:
But this belief of putting machete in the coffins of deceased persons to avenge their death, does it actually work?
Someone should enlighten me please

Yep.... Confirmed from a colleague of mine. Happened to his late mum.

One day he was saying something about his mum. And then out of the blue, I asked him 'how did your mum die?'

He said she was jazzed by a tenant. They had a serious dispute and then this woman jazzed her. All of a sudden, his mum fell sick and this lasted for weeks into months. Then she died.
On the day of her burial, his dad obviously not pleased with what happened, took a cutlass and placed it in her coffin and told her to avenge her death.
While he told me this story, for someone who isn't emotional, tears almost fell off his eyes. He held it back. He was the only son.
He ended the story there, but I was vexing so I asked him what happened to the woman who did it.
He said, one day while they were having a compound meeting, the woman came running out shouting for help and confessing.
Everyone including his dad asked her, what did you do? And then she spilled it.
It took this woman seven days to rot in her house before dying.

Passionate888:
The guy is exposing the islamic invasion of Nigeria and the islamic extremists are angry

They're very very angry.....
And it's just a joy to experience....

See them..... Person dey talk true. You wan pursue am

BukkyOlaa:
For men wey dey run sporty. I know who go win the World Cup. I just staked 1.2m on it.



Argentina will win the World Cup again. You heard it here first

On behalf of Sporty, we sincerely appreciate your donation as a kind gesture of support to our cause....

thesicilian:
I once met an agent who said the same thing you just posted, almost word for word. Funny thing is, he lived in a dirty face-me-I-face-you single room of 5k per month in Bariga. He said this when I complained about the substandard nature of the 2 bedroom flat he was showing me for 3.5m at Mende, Maryland.
Maybe you're even the one self.

Super Inconsequential.....

CaptainFM1:
Why do I think there's a "spiritual connection" between this woman and the boy's father?

If you know you know!

Badt guy!!!

insidelife22:
The thing that is wrong with people like Bashir Ahmad is that they don't condemn things like the religious cleansing going on in Nigeria but will start crying like baby 🍼🐥 when the US takes action

How will he condemn something he's an advocate of

Another Nepal is seriously loading.....

This country will implode soon....

Save it.

He is rotting in hell.....

Just look at....

Anyone supporting this government, not minding these victims, will feel their pains too..... By God's grace!!!!

KonTagiousBull:
I think the owner of this Nairaland is Pro Tinubu
And also Pro Iran. From all I've seen and noticed so far, I'm not far from the truth....

Absolutely correct!!!!

SisterAnn:
A little humility won't hurt him. This is going over the bar in materialism.

God bless you. Exactly my point.....

SisterAnn:
Asin ehn..

He's like they should go and die! 😅

But I don't like him for this foolishness.

Foolish ke?.....

His congregation have functioning eyes and brains. If they can't put those organs to work together, then you're calling out the wrong person..... Or people

ufotunang:
..I am prepared

Isokay....

No one is ever really 'prepared'....

Read that again.....

Like this guy is literally rubbing it in their faces....

I'm proud of him.....

Why you no press Ctrl + Z

Absolutely normal.

Next.....

Offpoint1:
😂 My own be sey dem move my own, I move person own... No time to find anything.

This man...... You wicked oo

Offpoint1:
😂 Na Friday operation dey happen... You see if exam dey start next week Monday, just carry your chair go house on Friday this week because many chairs go move 😂

My brother, that was their way of welcoming me to that school.
And if to say I fit carry am go house, e for better....

Only a fool will be believe the US killed children in this war.....

wunmi590:
Underrate government students at your perile 😆 😆

wunmi590:
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

I dey tell you, secondary school students then don't have joy, you should even be happy you were able to see it...

It was one of the few heaviest and biggest in the school that could even accommodate two students so Identifying it from a cluster wasn't going to be an issue.
What shocked me was with the weight and distance it traveled from my classroom......

wunmi590:
The movers of destiny will move it, they might even take it to senior class and take senior student own and be using it as replacement...

Baba government school hard that time 😆 🤣

I swear.

Funny thing was when I freshly resumed into that school. I noticed people complaining of their chairs missing. I told myself mine was heavy. Who will gather energy to move mine?

Boss, the thing do me like film trick that Monday morning

Seven classes away was where I found it