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Lollzzz lemme imagine me trying this stunt an my page
Me: I want to take one of my friends out a date..who is in
.....,...many reading and not commenting
Some guys doing smh, hiss ,
Mum calls: I hear u are taking all your friends in Facebook, Instagram, Twitter out....when you are done, come and wash plate b4 I take u out

Nice one but do not defile her just because she went on a date with..be a gentle man just for one day

Dora Akinyuli will forever be remembered for her selfless service to mankind...she doesn't care whether you are APC or PDP...you have to follow the rules of law to avoid her trouble....Mr. magu I'm not saying you are not trying but your achievement are one sided, and seasonal especially when d need arise...no one will take u serious like....
Mess with them all before they mess with u....
Show them ur office is independent...

I wonder what oshiomole would do if he has that office...pls imagine


Youngest elder

Confirm

Someone said installation in the east commences....
Stay safe all...we shall overcome

A kind heart is rare to find...when u manage to see one, give ur respect....

Twale mama, I Duff hat 4 u...u too much

I wonder how ajimobi will be feeling right now , even while in the grave....anyways
Sometimes u win and sometimes u loose, but the thing unacceptable in life is staying beat-up, and feeling sorry for the losses...
There is always a better way to play politics...naija politics is getting better, afterall they are not killing themselves

For the rest of us ...let's stay safe and watch them from a distance

There is always a genuine repentance...if the prominent pastors should tell u their pasts, u'll just tire for God....even criminals? Even criminals? Even the people that do not deserve this glorious salvation?
Who am I to question God in his infinite mercies.....afterall, he didn't come for a saint and know-all like us....
He came for the dirty, bad bad bad ones and the ones that genuinely agree they are bad...
Congratulations to her if its actually true

If truly there is covid, then it is definitely more than what they are publishing...cos the ratio of people being tested is very little compared to the population in Nigeria....
Laslas we go dey alright.. nothing go do us to( to them that believe)


Youngest elder

1. I am 32 , she's 23 , she says no probs we can marry in 3 yrs when she's ready...

2. She is 31 and she says now we can

I stopped talking to no2( that's all we do) and focused on no1, but I told no 1 I'll be praying abt what she said ,

It all depends on the story that sorrunds your reasons...it is possible I marry someone even older than me IF I see a future in her...I'm sorry I'm not looking for LOVE... Don't ask me why....I look for the person I can tolerate and at the same time tolerate me (I'm not so hard to handle though)

Chao

Q

If u ask me, I'll tell you that it's nobody' s right to produce president...it is the duty of everybody to produce president...make INEC transparent first without magomago, u'll be surprised who will emerge d next Nigeria president, it might be u reading this comment or me or anyone COMPETENT...not all these our regurgitated products we have nowadays

Youngest elder has spoken

Executive office, judiciary, legislative arm are no longer trustworthy , hereby exposing their vulnerability (this is good)
and God help the military and the paramilitary ( cos their position is to be neutral).....
All I know is dat laslas everyone of us go dey alright.. all I see is a new Nigeria that will be built with integrity, oneness and tranquility...
As d youngest elder, I have spoken...

Q

For a movement of one place to another , to occur, a friction accurs along the way and a level of energy is wasted.....if people keep changing parties , how are they going to gain the lost energy back

Inside life ....what we need is the fumigation of our mind...we need to start thinking right, we need to kill d covid one-nine in our thoughts...so that we act right, spend government money and consider others not only ourselves...we can do it

Are we not all like a bomb waiting to explode??
Everyone has a habit that's has not possessed them yet , but the habit is waiting earnestly for the destruction....if someone warns u abt an habit please listen..

But a typical human being will never listen especially a Nigerian...lollz ..
I nor dey hear word, I nor dey hear word, I nor dey hear word, I nor dey hear word, I nor dey hear word, I nor dey hear word

The word devil dey play for people ear on repeat mode

There is nothing too hard for elders in the community to solve...you should have contacted the elders....worst comes to worst , you work some years for the money as a slave , since u chose to be a slave to gambling...issorite ...you can go ...don't try this next time

Kneel down the both of you ...let me pray for you

Aston villa ...today may u not be astonished

Chelsea . May you not be drunk with hot Chelsea Gin, and not know what u are playing

You have my blessings...here u go

Let the most resilient win...all the best

In everything give thanks...I know why

Mine is real life it happened to me...
I had hernia when I was about 17 years of age...it was swollen from the side of Tommy and eventually moved to my scrotum area ....(to those that can relate to what hernia is).....instead of two balls, I was having a big extra one making it three.. it was a terrible experience..I couldn't voice it to my parents cos we were already struggling financially, trying to cater for other means...and then I couldn't add mine to the chaos...it would have increased the worry of how to get the money to surgically take it out....this was abt some 11yrs back...long story cut short...I was worried and I a came across a passage in the Bible which did miracle...the popular verse I come across Everytime and in every mouth, I could not believe I was spending more time to digest, assimilate, ruminate the text... Then, I stopped worrying abt the predicament...some two or three days later, it was all gone....hmmm...
Brethren ...I am forever indebted to Jesus... He did it himself, nobody took the glory...
He has done many more things that are unbelievable in my life...but if say them, who will believe my reports?

Rule no 1. Do not leave the negotiating table without getting something tangible ( the negotiator has gotten something in exchange to call off the strike)

Rule no 2. If u do not strike a deal during this pandemic, u might not get anything after d pandemic....

What am I even saying self

I welcome myself for these 2 feating records

FTC
FT open new account.... whatever dat one means
Thanks to u all for the privilege, i cannot be where I am now if not for ur cooperation...I dedicate this to u all..u deserve more accolades... Chao