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[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Unilorin eyaf dash me mbbs oooooo[/quote]now, do u still mean to say "f**k unilorin??.. .. I told u to chill, and here it is!! Welcome Sue, Welcome!

Tajudeen40: i dreamt that nigeria beat ethiopia by 2 goals to 1 courtsey of ife ambreose first half strike and uche second half ....i dont predict matches but this very one just came to me pls lets see if it works

Just Imagine!!

Ibrahymoba: Endless Love
Of all the fame of man..
Of all poetry there's love
Great love of Elysium..
Here, our love begin today believe..it will not die
In the country yard high
It becomes
Our love...I tear
My love for you will never die
My love for you will always be high
You will be buried in benue
I shall be buried in niger
On a faithful day a rain will fall in our country yard
Shaking the soil of our land.
Waking the bones of our forefathers
Reuniting the powder of our carcass
Through river benue and river niger at the confluence of lokoja
Here our love begins again
I love you angel but only death see us apart.
When I summon your name..respond
..
Herlimarheat..angel of my time!
Queen of my time!
Only you I love.
Ibrahym Oba

#nods head#.. Hope this piece work out for my catch too..

Yet another morning!

Gbogbolet: haaaaa egbami ooooooooooooooooooooo. How u knw my entire life in a second. Abeg pple u dey look at me ni.. OmolaraParis abeg anything i don do 4 u.. No vex oooo. Wait se i dey sleep ni... Gbogbolet wake up na! I cnt even understand wts happening... Omolara pls leta talk private. 08093426278

see this two people sha.. Wen una dey throw molatov grenade for una sef, I dey struggle make una no break head, now una wan dey go private.. I jus dey look una.. 'That's wat I wanna see her! One lurve guyz! But @ omolara, na me suppose go on date na

Gbogbolet: sister!! I reject it in jesus name... If dis one be my sister, i don die be dt

Haba! Oya drink some palm wine make ur nerves come down.

Alpet: This is Proposed Academic Calender.

UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN
PROPOSED ACADEMIC CALENDAR
FOR UNDERGRADUATE 2013/2014 SESSION
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE CALENDAR
1. 2 Weeks of Registration - For both Fresh & Returning Students
2. 2 Weeks of Late Registration - For both Fresh & Returning Students
3. 14 Weeks of Instructions for the Harmattan Semester
4. 3 Weeks of Harmattan Examination
5. 1 Week of Inter-Semester Break
6. 1 Week of Marking and Computation of Results forHarmattan Semester
7. 14 Weeks of Instructions for the Rain Semester
8. 3 Weeks of Rain Semester Examinations
9. 2 Weeks of Marking & Computation of Results
Freshers Come into Residence - Saturday, 28thSeptember, 2013
Senate for Good Standing Results - Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
Returning Students Come into Residence - Saturday, 5th October, 2013
Commencement of on-line Registration for
Returning Students - Monday, 7th October, 2013
Commencement of Admission Screening for Freshers - Monday, 7th October, 2013
Commencement of Lectures for the Harmattan
Semester - Monday, 14st October, 2013
Press Conference/Briefing - Monday, 14th October, 2013
End of Screening for Freshers - Friday 18th October, 2013
Commencement of on-line Registration for Freshers - Saturday, 19th October, 2013
Convocation Lecture and Chancellor’s
Cocktail - Monday, 21st October, 2013
Convocation Day 1 and
Commissioning of Projects - Tuesday, 22nd October, 2013
Commencement of Late Registration for
Returning Students - Tuesday, 22ndOctober, 2013
End of Normal Registration for Returning Students - Tuesday, 22nd October, 2013
Convocation Day 2, Luncheon
and Merit Award - Wednesday, 23rd October, 2013
End of Normal Registration for Freshers - Friday, 1st November, 2013
Commencement of Late Registration for Freshers - Saturday, 2nd November, 2013
End of Late Registration for Returning Students - Tuesday, 5th November, 2013
End of Late Registration for Freshers - Friday, 15th November, 2013
Business Committee of Senate to Consider
List of Registered Students - Monday, 18th November, 2013
Special Senate to Consider the List of all
Registered Students - Wednesday, 20th November, 2013
Matriculation - Monday, 25th November, 2013
Senate - Tuesday, 10th December, 2013
End of Harmattan Semester Lectures - Friday, 17th January, 2014
Commencement of Harmattan Semester
Examinations - Monday, 20th January, 2014
End of Harmattan Semester Examination - Saturday, 8thth February, 2014
Harmattan Semester Break - Monday, 10th -Saturday, 16th Feb., 2014
Faculty Board of Examiners to consider Final Year
Results at the end of 1st Semester - Monday, 10th Feb. – 15th Feb; 2014
Senate - Tuesday, 11th February, 2014
Business Committee of Senate to consider Final Year
Results at the end of 1st Semester - Wednesday 12th -15th February, 2014
Commencement of Rain Semester Lectures - Monday, 17th February, 2014
Senate - Tuesday, 8th April, 2014
End of Rain Semester Lectures - Friday, 23rd May, 2014
Commencement of Rain Semester Examinations - Monday, 26th May, 2014
Commencement of SIWES, Teaching Practice
SWEP, etc. - Monday, 9th June, 2014
Senate - Tuesday, 10th June, 2014
End of Rain Semester Examination - Saturday, 14th June, 2014
Commencement and End of Marking of - Monday, 1716h – Friday 27thJune, 2014
Examination Scripts & Computation of Results
Faculty Board of Examiners (to consider
Final Year Results) - Monday, 30th June – Friday, 11th July, 2014
Business Committee of Senate to Consider
Final Year Results - Monday, 7th July – Friday, 18th July, 2014
Special Senate to Consider Graduating
Students’ Results and End of Session - Friday, 25th July, 2014
Faculty Board of Examiners to Consider
Goodstanding Results - Monday, 28th July - Friday, 1st August 2014
Business Committee of Senate to Consider
Goodstanding Results - Monday, 4th-Friday, 8th August, 2014
Senate - Tuesday, 12th August, 2014
Special Senate to Consider Goodstanding
Results - Wednesday, 27th August, 2014
Commencement of 2014/2015 Session - Saturday, 20thSeptember, 2014
Freshers Come into Residence - Saturday, 20thSeptember, 2014
Returning Students Come into Residence - Saturday,27th September, 2014
Commencement of on-line Registration for
Returning Students - Monday, 29th September, 2014
Commencement of Admission Screening for Freshers - Monday, 29th September, 2014
Senate for Goodstanding Results - Thursday, 2th October, 2014
End of Screening for Freshers - Friday 10th October, 2014
Commencement of on-line Registration for Freshers - Saturday, 11th October, 2014
Commencement of Lectures for the Harmattan
Semester - Monday, 13th October, 2014
Commencement of Late Registration for
Returning Students - Tuesday, 14thOctober, 2014
End of Normal Registration for Returning Students - Tuesday, 14th October, 2014
Founder’s Day - Thursday, 23rd October, 2014
End of Normal Registration for Freshers - Friday, 24th October, 2014
Commencement of Late Registration for Freshers - Saturday, 25th October, 2014
End of Late Registration for Returning Students - Tuesday, 28th October, 2014
fia

Gracias! Gracias! This just answered many of my boggling questions!

Gbogbolet: funny guy.. Bt make sure you return dt book u copied al dose grammars from.. Na joke o... Or u too wan tak am personal... Coz i get one girl here already wey don press " p" before

LOL! Master Jester..make I borrow u the book too?.. Abeg chill and make peace jare, she could be a sister to you!.. You know #grin#

Phinity318: AM off to uni ilorin teaching Hospital. My neighbour's kid has just swallowed
an 8 gigabytes memory card. At first it choked him but he is ok now. Trouble is
that he is busy singing all the songs in the card, we are worried of what is gonna
happen when he gets to the videos section!

LOL!.. Then u better put on ur 3D goggle for some action movie.. 8GB is a very long way. Lol

Are Unilorin students typically aggressive? Why the power tussle and egoistic parade?.. One fellow is always bitching the other, stalites feeling superior, freshers on the quest to quench the grandiosity, all ensuing into a serenade of tongue whip from malicious fingers; it doesn't really have to go down this way ladies and gent.. And to those that achieve orgasm by splashing out insult on people here, its not worth it please... The Elite carve their niche like the gods. So let's be One.

hardmanvicky: hello, gud mornin to y'all. My mbbs peeps pls any one of u goin to oke uyi today? If u r, lets meet

dokita adeleke, yarn me of the outcome after your quest from oke oyi today.

mystolad: Gud question...attending classes does nt guarantee success tho boost d chances. Impromptu test is not possible in some faculties(expecially for freshers) cos dey make use of CBT. I will advice u ask d returning student of ur dept for more info on dia way of accessing student.

Ope oo @Matcruz, u just spit out my mind. !! .. Even jupiter knows my stay aint gonna be fully stable dis first year!

crowther15: abeg, MBBS freshers, did passport show on ur portal pls? A friend is having the issue let me knw if its general. Economics dept. too is nt showing

Yep, as at when last I checked. it may b some IT ishs.

hardmanvicky: acecube, lavendie, babalola. I salutee u sirs. My 2go name is adeleye409:

Roger that ! Bro.

hardmanvicky: pls wia r we ''mbbs' goin to submit our documents? Who is our level adviser? Phone no..?

o baba I greet, can I have your contact on 2go, bbm or whatsapp?.. I go need ur help on some infos as u progress

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Na una knw sha.....anyway..how resumption?[/quote]I've still got one month to flex jare.. Very far from ilorin border now. Lucky best with UI runz... Buh, babes too plenty here o

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]No mind them..
There was even a time acecube n i tried to improve things..yet,nfn was done....f*ck dat thread..f*ck unilorin
Unilorin admitted someone with 46 for a course n someone wif 72 is stl on d thread crying(same course o) and they called it 'merit' list[/quote]easy man...don't let that hit on you.. For the merit list thing, one doesn't really knw their criteria but I'm sure its not only the PUME.. But that thread will soon be closed #sad face#

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]There's something that thread lacks.....its what we call peace...
Religious n tribal war all the time....
look at this thread,we relate well with each other...Both Christians,Muslims,Traditionalists even Non-religious and Atheism peepz...
Unlike there.....When some guys pray,...u see things like...'Oh Allah,Grant all the muslims here admission'...so xtians no go enta skl?[/quote]those religious bigots could be pretty annoying... I wonder why the moderator still keeps the alive..

Shall we import some of u guyz to unilorin thread? That thread is running on low b3 wit slow motion movement..

Yungmilio2: .
Let me say d ipad4. 64gb is 120k. N my skul fii is 70k. Remove 30k n tyms it by 4yr stay in skul. Dats hw much?. Guy d ipad no b free. N dai shuld pls gve me ipad wit apple prduct. Ntin else. Shi keh na

tehehe! U sha want I-pad by force abi..so na till person finish e go dey pay 70k? .. We we go use 6 years nko? Na die o.. Lol.. Oga, na tablet!

Lovren: . Omo tablet na tablet oh. For almost free. U sabi how much dem dey sell am for computer village?

I for fear say wia dem wan get money for I-pad .. Hope say d tablet strong sha, nice initiative though!!

Acecube: Observing with my 10d glasses.

Brother Ace, you've gone AWOL for a while, how's it going?

Any Mbbs fella who I can have his/her contact "PLEASE"??... I'm still far from ilorin border

lavendie: yes n I'm a gal

Apologies Miss.. My bad for the gender mix up! Nice to have you. Are u on any social netwrk so we could have some good chat? I'll surely need help in days to come

laryom1: I'm very sad. 56 my scre.

Larry my son, be glad and merry! At least you're above average.

MBBS plenty for here o ..

lavendie: if u find out anyfin about it could you please post it here, fank u

You're a MBBS dude??

We no jus see some peepz again for here.. .. Show face o. .. LA for meds? I neva see am o.. Moreso, na nextmonth me dey resume

:DI'm happy for you guyz! Congrats @ all... Na to pop somtin remain

Aliciakeys: I cant be down, neither can I wear a frown... Am nt Miss World but yet I wear a golden crown.... UI may delay but we will surely finish dis relay... D relay of becoming uites.. D first and d best.. (GOD!! Am blabbing.. Really need to get my act together)

I gbadun dos initial lyric/rhymes up there..

Hspleonflahsydhruldxnbtuyet

Holarz: the increament in fee z due to i-pad dat will be given to freshers

Dis I-pad still dey do me somehow.. You sabi how much dem dey sell I-pad?? Abi na tablet u wan talk if at all