₦airaland Forum

honygold:
thanks babatee I ve done the screening today

you are welcome

rileyy:
Where's d venue for the screening exercise pls ?

at the local government you ard posted to.

Joy83:
Thank you for the info... Pls can you kindly describe INEC office for me in Ilorin from Oke-Odo-Tanke!

take a cab going towards alhikmah university, tell them you will drop after mandate market, you will see there office. incase you don't get a cab direct, you can break the journey by taking a cab to taiwo or gari alimi, then you will take another cab going to mandate market, there office is after the market.

honygold:
please are post nysc consider in ilorin and what are the require document for screening

yes, bring the original copy of your nysc certificate, and printout for verification

Ilorin peeps, the list has been pasted at inec office mandate, ilorin. Document screening starts from tomorrow till monday 26 jan.

kika23:
[size=20pt]somebody, anybody... Please I'm begging, practice questions.... bomareede@gmail.com[/size]

Thank you

Check your mail. You served in Ekiti west ba? cos you look familiar,

Deefuray:
No 1, 3 and 5 is a huge turn off for me
Infact all sef

nice pics

NairalandOP:
Why don't you make it the other way round? "Likes" for Jonathan and "Shares" for Buhari.

All APC sponsored polls is always ascribing "Shares" for Jonathan. You think we don't know?

Yeye dey smell.

Well it's too late for that.

NairalandOP:
Why is the Buhari supporters always ascribing the "Like" button to Buhari and the "Share" button to Jonathan? So that they will know all the Jonathan's voters abi?

I thought this is supposed to be a secret ballot/poll voting system. Fake and biased Jega

For your information, I'm Jonathan all the way...........until APC brings out a worthy opponent.

not at all sir, it's just the best and easy way to capture results for everyone to see, and also to prevent double votes

eyahhh, aje oooooooooooooo

As we all know, elections are fast approaching and we all can feel the tension in the air.
Here on nairaland, we have witnessed several bloody battles among e-warriors of both the Pro-GEJ camp and Pro-GMB camp.
In view of this, a poll is needed to test the popularity of either of the 2 candidates here on nairaland.
As the Jega of this election the guideline for the poll goes thus;
1. Click LIKE under this post if you vote for Buhari, and SHARE, if you vote for jonathan.
2. The result of the poll shall be announced 8 a.m sunday 18th January, 2015.
Guest users can get their PVCs by registering to be able to participate in this election.
I hereby declare the poll opened!!!!

vickerz:
what about the ones dat wlii buy small food come add plenty meat.they be like;iya sikiru,give me 2 wraps of fufu,9 pieces of meat,2 big bokotos,5 roundabout fish and one orobo coke,i be like;guy na only u waka come

lol, they fall under the oppressors.
wow, so this is how it feels having a post on front page. iya sikira, abeg give everyone 10 wraps of fufu with 1 meat.

Being a bachelor has taken me to several kinds of iya basira, nwayi owerri and other local canteens in lagos, so i felt i had to share my experience of various kind of people i meet:
1. The Oppressors:
These type of people are often very fat, they sit down and the girls come down to them to take their order, you hear stuffs like;
"4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with cold stout and bottle water".
N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are brought in several plates for them to eat as much as possible.
2. The Voracious eater:
These set of people are normally slim, and unlike the oppressors, they go to order their food, you can recognize them when you hear;
"madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo coke (50cl) and 2 pure water".
3. The Acagons:
Na these ones tire me pass, they are the downgraded versions of the voracious eater, and they are well known by the madam. They believe in quantity over quality, you will hear;
"iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat"
NB: this set are the only ones that don't order for water, they prefer the one on the table, used for washing hand".
4. The formers:
These ones are mostly hated by the acagons and they are mostly a group of young girls sponsored by a maga. You will see there table filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos, assorted and several chilled drinks, only for them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious eater. After they leave, you start hearing comments especially from the acagons like " haaaaa , ota aje ni awon omo yii o ( this girls are enemy of money o).
5. Father xmas:
This list is not complete without them, they are the popular ones in the hood, the acagons and voracious eater always pray to meet them in the canteen. If he enters, you start hearing "baba agbalagba, chairman, i remain loyal sir"
and he never dissapoints them too.
Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!!

buhari

David and Goliath.
But to think Aki is 10years older than mikel is really unthinkable
i just dey make front page anyhow today.

That woman at the far left in the 2nd pics, needs some antiseptics to fight the komo bus stop

rear snakes

OMG, WTF
The guy in the last pics be like the camera is gonna bite.

Dear sis,
i perfectly understand all what you are feeling, i recommend having all the quranic verses on your phone, and make it a habit to listen to it as much as possible, even when you are about sleeping, try this with a earpiece, it really scares them away. pls i recommend you do this especially surat jinn. And make it a habit to always say la ila ilalahu everytime. And be rest assured, they have no control over your life.
finally never attribute any failure in life to them, what God has destined for you will definitely come to pass, just see it as a trying moment.
Ma salam

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MissW:
Nah,i did in Anambra last year. Its #4500 for trainning to be paid into your bk acct, #4000 for feeding & transport to be paid in cash on election day and #7000 into your bk acct for d election. For d 2nd saturday will be #4k for feeding&transprt and #7k for the election.
So its #15,500 for one saturday and additional #4k & #7k for the 2nd saturday

we are basically saying the same thing.

ajasa4link:
According to the breakdown of the money, 4,500 is for 3 days training and 11,000 for the two election days....... So It's 15,500 for the whole election process

11,000 being paid is per sarturday, that's the basic amount inec pays for either APO or PO. if you partook in 2011 election you will understand better.

Chillisauce:
See your small goatee.

You still fresh though, hardship never catch you like the typical nairalanders.

Abi na Photoshop ni

lol, na photokiosk. Is that you on the far right

Chillisauce:
See your small goatee.

You still fresh though, hardship never catch you like the typical nairalanders.

Abi na Photoshop ni

lol, na photokiosk. Is that you on the far right? (just joking, cos i dey fear your yabbing skills)

Chillisauce:
You are still a boy when you turn a man you will know. Rent her house, while you pay a house rent probably to another landlady.
why not kuku pay her the house rent as you are forming big man

and i guess you are still a girl, when you grow up to be a woman you will understand a man's life better.

Chillisauce:
The only thing they should be controlling is their wandering d1ck.


Most of them here dey do brick layer as part time , their wife come build house, and they said they won't stay ? who dash monkey banana

what you have failed to realize is that, we guys really hate it when we can't live up to our responsibility, and since there is no way any dispute won't arise from the relationship, and if temper gets flared up, different utterances occur, which the guy will just link to the fact that he is being insulted cos he is staying in his wife's house. Let's face the reality here, most guys saying they don't have a big deal staying in there wife's house, should pray not to find themselves in such a situation.
NB: am not against my wife owning a house, it shows she's hardworking and i love that, but me going to live there is a big no, rather she can rent it out and make money from there aswell.

hmm, that second pics

nice and tetuila

ok.

pls hammed27@yahoo.com. thAnks

sekzy99:
you are welcome. Chk ur inbox

pls send to me, hammed27@yahoo.com. thanks got iy

Got the invite, despite having 4 Credits and 1 B, i hope am safe. My test center is Chams city, ikeja lagos. Anyone with the same location too?