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Jokes EtcYoruba Mother by babatgtr(op): 2:40pm On Mar 12, 2015
Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes
to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the
best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU,
IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These
slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATIwill make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
onthe spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who committed the crime
with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will
make you pee in your new pants. And apart from
IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll
lose balance and your head will go into "auto-
search"asyou'll be looking for what hit you. Oh!!!
IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB and DAFT). You'll be told 'let's go
home' and you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!!
GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If
you were brought-up in yoruba land,regardlessof
how caring your mother was, you would have
encountered these slaps..... let d fun continue. lolz
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Arrested In Oyo Town (picture) by babatgtr: 9:15am On Mar 12, 2015
dem suppoc kill all if dem immediately. devilish human being
Jokes EtcRe: Photo:if You Were This Man What Would You Do? by babatgtr: 1:20pm On Mar 10, 2015
slap her dats all
Foreign AffairsRe: Indonesian Court Rejects Nigerian’s Appeal Against Death Sentence by babatgtr: 7:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
there notn God can not do, may d lord intervain
RomanceRe: Only Rich Guys Should Have Sexual Relations? A Lady's View by babatgtr: 7:06am On Mar 09, 2015
can she tell us what her father get b4 he had his first sex. opolun
CrimeRe: Man Bites Off Son’s Ear For Defending Wife by babatgtr: 10:02am On Mar 03, 2015
meat dey hungry am
PoliticsRe: POLLS: 6m OPC Members Will Vote For Jonathan –Gani Adams by babatgtr: 9:20am On Feb 23, 2015
you will surely know that this pple r illiterate by saying they will vote for Jonathan, is lik police sayn dey will vote for particular part, r dey nt calln dem self security too. Coward
PoliticsRe: Battle Of Party Headties, Who Wore It Better by babatgtr: 4:36pm On Feb 20, 2015
Testerfuze:
Patience own too flashy jhor,plus she even be like salawa abeni sef all dose sugar mummy wey dey go party dey find who to spray money....Aisha's own on the other hand is very mature and simple,she kept it real!!


#sai mama
brother na comedian u b oooo, salawa abeni indeed lol
PoliticsRe: 615 Terrorist killed In Both Air And Ground Attacks In Sambista Forest - Pic by babatgtr: 12:02pm On Feb 20, 2015
i beg wey blood for dere body, abi no b gun dem use
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe & Husband Cuddle In New Photo by babatgtr: 10:59am On Feb 20, 2015
love watin tin
Jokes EtcRe: Library Of Hilarious Pictures That Will Make Your Day. by babatgtr: 8:16pm On Jan 16, 2015
i no fit laff ooooo
CrimeRe: Two Police Officers Arrested For Stealing Colleague's Car. by babatgtr: 2:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
hmmmn
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Must Choose Between Apostle Paul And Jesus Christ - Femi Aribisala by babatgtr: 6:45pm On Nov 30, 2014
plaetton:
Correction.
Paul was not a follower of Jesus.
He never knew Jesus, never heard or learned the teachings of Jesus firsthand from the original disciples of Jesus, neither did he quote Jesus in his teachings.
His so-called encounter with Jesus is the type of bullshyte any conman can cook up.
Such alleged encounters are the bread and butter of conmen the world over since 10,000 BC. lol cheesy

And it is interesting that he himself is not shy about calling himself a conman.
And many conmen have indeed cooked up many many of such balonies before and after him.

So, the choice is a simple one for those that call themselves christians.
Who do you follow, Jesus or Pauline doctrine?
omonuan:
Paul wrote about 60 percent of the modern Bible. This 60 percent is replete with outlandish contradictions of Christ teachings. The rest are supplemented with lies. Throughout his ministry the fact that Paul was a liar dogged him like snoop doggy dog.
plaetton:
Correction.
Paul was not a follower of Jesus.
He never knew Jesus, never heard or learned the teachings of Jesus firsthand from the original disciples of Jesus, neither did he quote Jesus in his teachings.
His so-called encounter with Jesus is the type of bullshyte any conman can cook up.
Such alleged encounters are the bread and butter of conmen the world over since 10,000 BC. lol cheesy

And it is interesting that he himself is not shy about calling himself a conman.
And many conmen have indeed cooked up many many of such balonies before and after him.

So, the choice is a simple one for those that call themselves christians.
Who do you follow, Jesus or Pauline doctrine?
paul knew Jesus not only that, He knew Him face to face cos jesus show himself to him on his way to Damascus and read all paul letters he always say i d servant of Jesus Christ if paul is not a follower jesus christ and if He did not see him face to face they will never giv him apostle title cos u ave to see christ face to face before u cn be namd Apostle
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Must Choose Between Apostle Paul And Jesus Christ - Femi Aribisala by babatgtr: 6:35pm On Nov 30, 2014
plaetton:
Correction.
Paul was not a follower of Jesus.
He never knew Jesus, never heard or learned the teachings of Jesus firsthand from the original disciples of Jesus, neither did he quote Jesus in his teachings.
His so-called encounter with Jesus is the type of bullshyte any conman can cook up.
Such alleged encounters are the bread and butter of conmen the world over since 10,000 BC. lol cheesy

And it is interesting that he himself is not shy about calling himself a conman.
And many conmen have indeed cooked up many many of such balonies before and after him.

So, the choice is a simple one for those that call themselves christians.
Who do you follow, Jesus or Pauline doctrine?
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Must Choose Between Apostle Paul And Jesus Christ - Femi Aribisala by babatgtr: 6:24pm On Nov 30, 2014
there is no simple sense in comparing both of them. Pickn only one verse or a sentence from the bible with out readin the full chapter to knw reason behind of writn it is a big mistake, no how u will nt misinterpret d verse. In Paul letters paul always refer to Christ as his lord and saviour, Comparing paul and jesus together is lik comparin a potter and a pot together.
PoliticsRe: Court Stops Adamawa Bye Election And Orders Swearing In Of Former Deputy Governo by babatgtr: 10:55am On Oct 08, 2014
Niger wif there dubious character, hmmmmm
CareerRe: Nigerians And Their Graduate Mentality by babatgtr: 12:51pm On Oct 07, 2014
Ok ooo
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by babatgtr: 10:17pm On Oct 06, 2014
Hmmmmmm Nigerian whyy can't you jst appreciate tins 4 once, chaiii haters
WebmastersRe: Recieving Google Adsense Payment In Nigeria by babatgtr: 4:50pm On Oct 06, 2014
Gud
Christianity EtcRe: Bitter Truth About Blessed Virgin Mary by babatgtr: 9:14am On Dec 17, 2013
fijiano202: OP u are a fool with astericks,Firstly how can we be jealous of mary when we serve the same Jesus,Secondly ur doctrines may tell you that you are not greater than angels but me and my own family are greater than all angels in heaven and on earth cos we are created in Gods image,read ur bible to understand that.Thirdly the way catholics interpret bible is their greatest doom cos Jesus clearly states it in the bible that ''NOBODY GOES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THRU ME'' so worshipping mary wont take you to anywhere and also the mary u catholics worship is an idol.Fourthly theres no virginity after giving birth and mary has other kids......do you want more,just ask and it shall be given
. May d̶̲̥̅̊ Lorf blez ur understandn bro, lemme jst back u up wif dis, in 1 of d̶̲̥̅̊ biblical languages "Greek" An angel mean Agaliao which means Messenger, so hw can a messenger b higher dan Son imagine, even d̶̲̥̅̊ bible says even angel we b jugde @ d̶̲̥̅̊ end time, angels r our messenger 4 God's sake,tlkn abt mary, hmmm u r waistn ur time by worshipn mary, nd makn a big mistake, r we to worship David a man after God's own heart too, through whom do we pray, "Jesus Christ" d̶̲̥̅̊ name which is Above anyother names b Mary or anytin.
RomanceRe: What Romantic Gift Are You Giving Your Partner For Christmas? Mine is... by babatgtr: 10:42am On Dec 16, 2013
I will take her to father xmas show nd buy her xmas cap, I tink dats Ok
FamilyRe: And What's So Special About The Male Child? by babatgtr: 4:16pm On Dec 06, 2013
tpia@:
What about to born 2 George Bushes and to born 50 come and wash my pant girls, which one do you prefer?
. What I mean by sayn dat is female child is also important, Nt only male child is making it. Thnaks 4 ur own view too. I beg is person born to obama, u don mak am sir
FamilyRe: And What's So Special About The Male Child? by babatgtr: 1:39pm On Dec 06, 2013
Pls answer dis Question. To born 2 OKONJO EWELA and to born 50 Olokada MAn (BIKE MAN) which one do u prefer?
Christianity EtcRe: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by babatgtr: 2:46pm On Dec 05, 2013
udopee: @ the op,as a man on trousers, when you want to urinate in an open place, you freely do that at ease without people around seeing ur body, it is not the same case with a woman wearing trousers. If accidentally she is on a far journey and along the line the vehicle stops for people to urinate, I tell you that you will see everything cus she have to pull down the trouser to her hipline before having free assess to ease herself. What else is she hiding again. It wouldn't be like that if she is wearing a well covering long skirt bcus all she need to do is to quietly bend down and off she goes. THIS IS SIMPLE REASONING TO SHOW YOU THAT NATURE DOES NOT SUPPORT WOMEN WEARING TROUSERS OR MEN WEARING SKIRT...SHALOM!
. Udoopee God blez u real gud 4 dis. Around 1992 any woman wif trouser dey call her ashewo den, bt nw it has turn to modernizatn, my own is dat God standard can never change. Through ur dis simple fact, normal person shld knw dat trouser is nt 4 lady, thank u again bro
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by babatgtr: 2:26pm On Dec 05, 2013
Pls nd pls I wnt to beg every1 here nt to abuse a servant of God,wether wat he did is right or wrong jst leav him wif God, pls in other nt to face d̶̲̥̅̊ God's anger. Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by babatgtr: 2:21pm On Dec 05, 2013
dhensity: lol see another confused person, honour to Mary, Glory to Jesus..smh, where in d bible was Mary said 2 be honoured..in d long run u stil worshiping her...

i knw my bible was explicit about it...about making any image with the likeness of things on heaven nd on earth!!! pls open ur eyes ok
. Bro, glory nd honor belongs to God, God chose mary cos she kept herself Holy, nd nt bcus she's a special being, Dnt 4get is nt only Jesus dat mary gav birth too.bible says My glory will I nt share wif any body
RomanceRe: She Slept With My Best Friend by babatgtr: 11:15am On Dec 03, 2013
pls kindly forgive ur gf nd ur boyfrnd but stay away from dat girl nd even dat ur frnd cos dey can do u worst tin.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Donates N2m To 'Go And Die' Widow by babatgtr: 10:39am On Dec 03, 2013
Aussie: Oshiomhole donates N2m to widow
December 2, 2013 by NAN Leave a Comment


Edo State Governor Comrade Adams Oshiomhole

Edo State Governor Comrade Adams Oshiomhole
| credits: File copy

Gov. Adams Oshiomhole of Edo on Monday donated two million naira to a widow he allegedly insulted while on an inspection tour of the state.

The widow, Mrs Joy Ifije, who was invited to the Edo Government House by the governor, was also offered automatic employment by Oshiomhole.

Oshiomhole had invited the widow to personally apologise to her over his uncomplimentary remark that had generated controversies in the conventional and social media in the last few weeks.

‘’ Let me apologise to you for the way I spoke to you, I am very sorry about the statement.

“I have also realised that even in anger, one could still achieve the same result that he set out to without provocative outburst.

‘’ I apologise from the bottom of my heart, but sometimes you get angry when people compromise your efforts.’’

He said that government was trying to change the face of the state capital by doing its best to make the city beautiful.

The governor said that it was frustrating and bad for some people to truncate government efforts.

He stressed that trading on the road and walk ways could hinder free flow of traffic as well as cause accidents.

Oshiomhole, therefore, appeal to the widow to join in the campaign against road and walkways trading.

The governor said that exposing consumables to unhygienic sanitary conditions could also cause ”disease and pose dangerous health hazards to humans”.

Oshiomhole, who also announced the automatic employment to the widow, said that the employment would help her ease the burden of widowhood and give her children good and proper education.

He further assured the widow that his family would assist the widow’s second child in furthering his education, while also appealing to her to resist the temptation of law breaking.

The widow had earlier apologized to the governor for her action, saying ‘’ I know I was wrong, that was why I quickly knelt down to beg when I realized I was face to face with the Governor’’.

She promised to work with the state government in its campaign against street trading and obstruction.

She also promised to make judicious use of the money donated to her by the governor.
source: The Punch Newspaper

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. Dis is realy grass to grace
Christianity EtcRe: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by babatgtr: 1:24pm On Dec 02, 2013
Idi Amin: He may be high on marijuana or shnapp hot drink but believe me, the man could be right. Atleast I'm sure of that of purgatory. Jesus never mentioned it during his time neither did his apostles and prophets of oldundecided
. Do u knw d̶̲̥̅̊ meaning of purgatory,
PoliticsRe: 13 Proposed Cargo Terminals To Be Ready December- Oduah by babatgtr: 7:21am On Sep 07, 2013
Chai, Naijaa, is dis the next tin to do, with all dis calamity wey dey happen 4 country. Ogaaa ooo, na boko Haram go destroy am 4 dem

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