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May you have salvation before you die

I saw this on facebook.

JESUS

15 to 20 Hmmmm, devil is @ work

Nawa o

Rip

Since you said nobody got it right, can you please tell us the answer

27 nooni

May the lord intervain

Wah!! Parents of these days;
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY
OUR DAUGHTER:
FILL THIS FORM
IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND
IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry your
daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following
questions honestly and sincerely;
1. Do you pray?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree
or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions was NO,
Do not continue. Leave my house
and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more,
Describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
2. With the aid of a diagram,
Explain how you can give respect to
your father in-law and mother in-
law.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I
need money for my hair-style at the
saloon", what would be your
answer ?
________________ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of
divorce.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
5. What does the term 'good
husband' mean to you?
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
6. Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No If No explain why?
______________________________
___________
7.Were your parents legally
married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long? _______________
________
If the time of their marriage is less
than your age, Explain why you
were born out of wedlock.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to sleep outside his
house.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is the owner of the kids
between father and mother?
______________________________
___________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?_____
_____
2. When is the best time to
interview your
dad?___
3. When can I interview your mum?
_________
____
4. When can I interview your
church pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo below
Which will be put in newspaper to
check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in
my daughter. Your application will
be processed in a years' time. You
will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful
As you are waiting Please don't
call me
Don't visit me. Don't contact my
daughter
If u do. you will be disqualified
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you more questions
Postal Address: _______________
___________
Email: _______________
___________________
Phone: _______________
Work: _____________
Home:_________________________
Facebook: _______________
________________
BEST WISHES.!!!

Wah!! Parents of these days;
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY
OUR DAUGHTER:
FILL THIS FORM
IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND
IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following
questions honestly and sincerely;
1. Do you pray?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree
or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions was NO,
Do not continue. Leave my house
and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more,
Describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
2. With the aid of a diagram,
Explain how you can give respect to
your father in-law and mother in-
law.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I
need money for my hair-style at the
saloon", what would be your
answer ?
________________ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of
divorce.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
5. What does the term 'good
husband' mean to you?
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
6. Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No If No explain why?
______________________________
___________
7.Were your parents legally
married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long? _______________
________
If the time of their marriage is less
than your age, Explain why you
were born out of wedlock.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to sleep outside his
house.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is the owner of the kids
between father and mother?
______________________________
___________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?_____
_____
2. When is the best time to
interview your
dad?___
3. When can I interview your mum?
_________
____
4. When can I interview your
church pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo below
Which will be put in newspaper to
check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in
my daughter. Your application will
be processed in a years' time. You
will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful
As you are waiting Please don't
call me
Don't visit me. Don't contact my
daughter
If u do. you will be disqualified
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you more questions
Postal Address: _______________
___________
Email: _______________
___________________
Phone: _______________
Work: _____________
Home:_________________________
Facebook: _______________
________________
BEST WISHES.!!!

Why can't this people come when they were dragging it then that he no go school .Hmmmm, success is gud

Mitchewwww

nawa ooo

u r lucky say ba frsc find am, if ba dose guyz wit black on black , hmmmmm, infact dey we even ask u to giv dem money to help u luk for ur money dey av already share. u r lucky once again.

Rapmoney:
8. KCee


Kcee’s Bad Fashion Sense

KCee is a big fan of fashion. But sometimes his clothes seems to be too colourful. He likes bright colour which often look strange. He also gave himself the name “Fashion Icon” and he is well famous for it.

He luks lik Fire Man

Kingblingz:
My boo be buying me Boxers nd Singlet as if na car wash I wan open wey I go wear dem work! Smh

u wan kill person with laff for here, i beliv she will do more dan dat if she earn more

d girl in blue dress at d right side hmmmmm, cn sum1 c wat am seeing

koligs:
Boring and dry...
laugh @this instead

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...

cant stop lafn

gud

omo tekun babi ekun la joo, dog cn never giv birth to cat.

useless people, no vision nd ambition, why won't dey b fighting. mitchewwwww

God is in control

Can sum1 Update us abt wat us happening in East oooo, we never c dere results o

both player dey use glasses ,lol

INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.
DATE: 28 MARCH 2015
TICKET: PVC
KICK OFF: 10:AM
VENUE: ESTADIO DE POLLING BOOT

CAPACITY: 68MILLION

REFFEREE: ATTAHIRU JEGA

CLUB: PDP vs APC

DEFENDING CHAMPION PDP: FORMATION: 5-3-2. As the defending champions, This is a defending formation in the bid to defend their title.
LINE UP
1.Jonathan Patience -GK
3.Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
6.David Mark
5.Edwin Clark
2.Ayo Fayose -yellow card
7.Godswill Akpabio-
4.Adamu Muazu
10.Nnamani Sambo
11.Gabriel Suswan
8.Olusegun Mimiko
9.Goodluck Jonathan -C
SUBS.
12.Fani Kayode- yellow card
21.Alison Maduekwe
15.Musiliu Obanikoro
13.Reuben Abati
COACH-
Asari Dokubo.

APC ORMATION: 4:3:3

APC Employs a diamond formation with attacking option and prolific striker leading the attack.
LINE UP.
13.Rotimi Amaechi-GK
5.Bola Tinubu
2.Raji Fashola
3.Rochas Okorocha
26.John Oyegun
45.Muhammadu Buhari-C
7.Abubakar Atiku- on loan from PDP
21.Aminu Tambuwal- on loan from PDP
8.Bisi Akande
11.Adams Oshiomole-winger
29.Yemi Osibanjo-on loan from Redeemed fc
SUBS:
4.John Kayode
10.Abike Dabiri
9.Rauf Aregbesola
6.Dr Bukola Saraki
17.Segun Oni
COACH-
Baba Olusegun Obasanjo- former PDP player.
Match Commissioner:
EU Election Monitoring Observer.

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gud

i think devil is nw using dis stab nw ooo, if wife no stab husband go stab, depends on d first to tak knife. may God deliver us

Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes
to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the
best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU,
IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These
slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATIwill make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
onthe spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who committed the crime
with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will
make you pee in your new pants. And apart from
IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll
lose balance and your head will go into "auto-
search"asyou'll be looking for what hit you. Oh!!!
IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB and DAFT). You'll be told 'let's go
home' and you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!!
GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If
you were brought-up in yoruba land,regardlessof
how caring your mother was, you would have
encountered these slaps..... I know you're now
laughing unless you're not a YORUBA butmake
d fun continue lolz