If u are a man and u wan2 live a long life pls dnt go near ur woman’s phone unless u hav shock-absorbers like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka )crying like a baby,then we got talking.
Me: Mekus wetin happen now…who die nau
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o
Me: chizoooooosu!!! amaka don die?
Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry…dis girl has finished me ooo
Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened
Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone….
Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u even makin u cry? U get time my broda…
Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18
Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone…
Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta…
Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe ,Timothy and Jacob),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi, Samuel,Mike,Gr e g),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis….
Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!!

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Yenagoa — Former militants in the Niger Delta, who were not registered in the extended Federal Government amnesty programme, yesterday, gave a seven-day ultimatum to be absorbed in the programme, warning that they would no longer guarantee the security of oil installations if the government failed to register them.
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LAGOS — A video of the seven slain foreign hostages was released, yesterday, by Islamist group, Ansaru, forcing the international community to mount pressure on Nigeria to accept the classification of Boko Haram as a Foreign Terrorist Organisation, FTO.
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BEOKUTA—Tragedy struck, on Sunday, when a police officer, Sunday Joseph and his 17-year-old adopted son, Moses were electrocuted at a construction site in front of the governor’s house at Oke-Igbein, Abeokuta, the state capital.
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EKET—No fewer than 20 militants known as “Lacto Marine” in Ibeno Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom have surrendered arms to Federal Government’s Inter-Agency Task Force on Militancy.

The leader of the task force, Air Vice Marshal Jim Gbum, announced this in Eket.

Gbum said the committee receive
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BENIN CITY– OVER 2,000 commercial motor cycle riders in Benin City, yesterday stormed the Edo State Government House and State Assembly complex, protesting what they described as exorbitant levies and extortion from the Road Transport Employees Association of Nigeria, RTEAN.Read more http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/comment-page-1/#comment-145

Codedrock: 3 : 0 don sure...
Chelsea fans make u start crying cos without webb gan we still go win, now wit web many goals don dey ground!
Mr webb, na u den suppose use against Real madrid yesterday joor!

I swear for now,chelsea and man u no be mate.without Webb we go beat chelsea like small pikin

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babatunex on March 6, 2013 at 11:32 am
March 6,2013
 European Cups – Champions League. March 6 
 20:45Juventus. Vs. Celtic
Medium stake on home win

 20:45Paris S.G. Vs. Valencia
Both teams to score

 Internationals – Friendly 
 20:00Morocco. Vs. Mali
Under 2.5 goals

 International – Club Friendlies 
 18:00Gefle. Vs. Sirius
Under 2.5 goals
 
18:30B 1908. Vs. Hvidovre IF
Under 2.5 goals

 England – League One
 19:45Notts County. Vs. Leyton Orient
Both teams to score 

England – League Two 
 Bristol R. Vs. Exeter C.
Over 2.5 goals 

England – Conference National 
 Macclesfield T. Vs. Lincoln C.
Both teams not to score 

19:45Woking. Vs. Mansfield T.
Small stake on away win

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ABAKALIKI-A nine year old boy, Master Chinedu Nwangwu of Echara community in Ezza South Local government area of Ebonyi state was weekend electrocuted when he tried to pluck fruits from a Cashew tree in the area.
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Students need 95% class attendance to write WAEC, NECO
March 6, 2013 | 3:00 pm
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Abakaliki - The Ebonyi Government says secondary school students in the state must have 95 per cent class attendance to qualify to write the West African Examinations Council (WAEC) and the National Examinations Council (NECO) examinations. Read more at http://omotosh./education-2/comment-page-1/#comment-117

Naija I hail,Dem don compromise everything to their own favour

Ex-’Bakassi’ member arrested for alleged robbery


BY IFEANYI OKOLIE & DONALD ARJI
LAGOS — The Ilemba Police Division, yesterday, said it has arrested a suspected armed robber said to have been terrorizing the residents of Sabo Oniba community of Ojo local Government Area .

The suspect, identified as Christain Umini, 22, said to be a dismissed member of the proscribed vigilante group in the community, “Bakassi”, reportedly used a gun-like object to dispose his victims of their property.

He also allegedly confessed that he was responsible for the vandalisation of a car owned by a community head and other residents of the community, claiming that he ventured into robbery because of his dismissal from the community vigilante.
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Nigeria: Report Indicts Police Over Mystery Corpses
5 March 2013 , By Nnenna Ibeh, Source: Premium Times

Dozens of bodies found floating in Ezu River, at the border between Anambra and Enugu states, were men seized and extra-judicially executed by a deadly police special anti-robbery squad, a civil society network has said in a repor.
The International Society for Civil Liberties and the Rule of Law said its findings showed the bodies were those of illegally arrested members of the public, robbery and kidnapping suspects, and members of the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra, MASSOB.

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