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zyzxx:
hmm
6 kids I wish we av
4 boys and 2 girls dey should resemble there dad wit legs and lips

Chaii babe2sure go kill me today

You ehn!
I have a book like a catalogue, I am cataloguing all your sins there. So that when that day comes, I will read everything for you and decide the punishment I will give you. Bear that in mind. Okay. I will not say more than that.

dre11:

What made those body part special
Did she tell you why

Oga o.
Doing meeting on top Babe2sure matter.
It is well.
The Lord is my shepherd.

dre11:
You have decided to rope her into this



Tell me more, what did she say again

Make una both they deceive una sef.

zyzxx:
not really
She confide in me
" zyzxx I can't sleep coz of Dre11 , he as all I want " says babe2sure

Hmmm......really?
Biggest liar ever!

dre11:
My sweetie babe2sure have being avoiding me all this while because she believed I had wasted alot of money for the Val's day


So, I will just watch from the sideline as you both tackle each other

Hehehhehehe!
*Rubs both palms together*
I don't get you very well o. Pls, expatiate.

A lot of money for vals day? To whom? On whom? By whom?
Because it's definitely not on me. On your many concubines surely.
Like I care gansef
When I have many suitors at my beck and call. . So who cares?

zyzxx:

my gosh dat princess get mouth
I don dey shiver ganself

Dre11 u are d man oo

Babe2sure do u want white wedding?

Oro e o lesi.

shaddi:
She is a celebrity but only towards Christmas... You know what I mean

Hahahhahha! Yes o.
True that is. Celebrity that will be much sought after during christmas time. e make sense die!

zyzxx:
let meet in court , thank God Dre11 is ur lawyer and he is my boss
He will just sentence u to 3days judgement to his house

I can c u increase size ma'am , dat d work of my boss
Boss u be Gud husband ooo


Signor11 why will u leave me wit babe2sure alone pls help me my seer


Wellcome, hope u are not to stress today?

Who told you he is a lawyer? Did he tell you he is a lawyer, to start with?
Ara e lon tan.
Okay o. Continue looking for my trouble. Mio ti raye ti e.
By the time I start with you, even your friend and boss will deny knowing you.

zyzxx:

babe2sure I wish to c u life ooo
kin ri bi e se un ki Funmi

Signor11 came to my dream dat d money is wit u

Let me ask him


Are u back from work?

Tin ba ti sue e tan, a pade ni court. Wa ri bi mo se n ki nigba yen.

Oh, it is now Signor11 that said it . Dre11, your Godfather don teach you work abi?

Yes, am back.

Oh, she got it from the saying- blondes do have more fun.

But I don't agree with the saying. More fun ko, more fun ni.

OP, if I catch you ehn!

Checking for something else, seeing another.

davseun2ta:
sef or self?.... Sweetheart, there is no need to hide our dirty linen anymore, cos the whole world already knows about what conspired between us, and hey! they are watching closely ...

*I have never been dirty!P.O.C*

Closely or no closely. The divorce is full and final. Simple!!!

zyzxx:
our ministry jorh
U are d treasurer ooo
Abi eti kowo je ni ma

What ministry? Ma ma ko ba mi o, iwo omo yi.
I don't remember accepting to be treasurer in your so called ministry o. I am very much aware that you and Signor11 are trying to set bait for me, so I can't accept such if it is connected to you both.

Are you asking me if I embezzled funds? Watch your tongue, or I will sue you for defamation of character.

davseun2ta:
same thing she said some months ago.. yet she keeps on begging me for some love....

Love ke, from you? A cassanova? Tufiakwa!!! So who is your witness? Why will I beg for love when I initiated the divorce proceedings? Find something doing jare, you are getting under my skin with the lies sef.





*you value me now abi? If you still want us to get back together, come clean, maybe I might reconsider*

Missmossy:
Don't mention

Did It rain over there?

Not at all.

It rained at your end, right?

davseun2ta:
join us, as davseun2ta and Babe2sure tie the knot in holy matrimony...

Matrimony ko, matrimony ni. . I have moved on already, you too, do the same.

Missmossy:
Not really dear

Ate some minutes ago 10am this morning

How has been your day?

Alright.
It's going on fine. Thanks.

zyzxx:
nice 1
How is d ministry?

Which ministry o?
I no understand.

zyzxx:
am fine and U?
How is work going?

I am gud.
Work is going on fine. Thanks.

AfricanApple:
what? as in what?
let me not catch that person o

Hahahahahaha!
Abi o. He is gonna pay for bearing part of your name.
If you catch him let me know.
He must drop something.




*whispers to her*- that is, if he did not register before you o.

zyzxx:
Gud morning ma'am
how was d night?

Signor11 longtime ooo Gud morning
Dre11 boss Gud morning
Africanapple what apen oo
Babe2sure I hail oo
Segunmike
Gud morning all

@zyzxx, how you dey? Morning all.
@Africanapple, I saw one moniker named Lagosapple yesterday. Lol

Missmossy:
LoL am energized now

Sleeping well did that.

Lol.....abi.
But it will not fill your stomach, since you did not eat before sleeping.
Or are you not famished this morning?

Missmossy:
It went well

Was so famished, had to go to bed early

Gm how was your night

Okay. Gud.
Eeyah!
Fine dearie.

Missmossy:
How has been your day?

Fine o, And urs?

Most attractive woman? Really? Where we go come put Aishwarya Rai.

Shez pretty, no doubt. But Aishwarya is a goddess! Shikena!

eleko1:
Wic one bi Igbe lenu vendor?una nor go wundjure persin with laff

Igbe lenu vendor. Mtcheww

Tonto, the weird one.

Missmossy:
Hmm good afternoon o

Happy Sunday


Where's everyone

Babe2sure
Signor11
Dre11
Liamm
Greatbaba
SegunMike
Tolzeal amongst others

Am here dearie. Happy sunday everyone.