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dre11:
Do ask babe2sure
She will tell u because she is the one that bought the last one I did use

dre11:
U behave like that because that is what is eating u up inside and u decide to make it known yesterday

Don't blame anybody or any things ...
.blame ur feelings
Blame ur heart
Blame the happiness in u that that made u spill a lot





Fixed it

Jbluv55:
E Seun o. The wedding will be soon o and yes you will be in charge of the aso ebi .

You are welcome. Okay o. ema je kope mo. Thanks for the honour.

Jbluv55:
Haaaaa!!!! The drink I served you was unopened when I served you ma'am. I believe it was Chief Dre11 that assisted you in opening it and so there's a possibility that....*clears throat*......


And that somebody that gave the advice was replied that we don't do such here ma'am . Maybe the person sitting close to you ynyt took that advice?

I remember,the drink was unopened when you served me. It was Dre 11 that helped me to open it. I thought as much that you can't do such a thing, because I also overheard you that day telling the person you don't do such. But..........Dre11,*sighs*










*I just have to be more careful with him.
No wonder he was so quick to kiss and tell*.

Jbluv55:
Buhahahaha . Case kwa?

*singing "This is serious...." by Busta Rhymes *

Erm.......you want to meet my heartthrob?

*points @ My Sweetheart for her to see *

*whispers to her*.....Now you know her

Abi o. Case study ni bobo yen. That is Dre11 for you.

I have seen her in the bar before,but I don't know she is the choosen one. Yeah! she is beautiful. O moju lo soja.

We should be preparing for e-wedding niyen o.
*In Babe2sure's mind, she was already thinking of how she will be in charge of Aso-ebi, cos she is good in that kind of thing*

dre11:
What are this two saying self

Be careful. Okay. Don't over-twist your neck, you know the repercussion.

By the time I come and discuss the matter with you, you will understand. Abi Jbluv55?

Eni ti a ngbe iyawo bo waba kin garun.

dre11:



Am ToTTaly blown away
The lips locking where out of this world.....
The softness, moist, gentleness, tenderness, boldness of the lips, fierceness of the kiss, the movement of both lips.....
Umh....
Its out of this world

An singing hallelujah........

CC
Jbluv55
Missmossy

Hehe! Oga o! This guy is a kiss and tell guy sha. SMH......telling people what transpired between us yesterday.
Anyway, I have promised myself,it will not happen again.

*Babe2sure was reminiscing on what happened yesterday, she kept wandering why she behaved in an unusual manner yesternight, so she decided that Jb who served her, has questions to answer so she called on him*


*Bia Jbluv55, you served me Canard Duchene rose yesterday, are you sure nothing was added to my drink? Afterall, I overheard the order day, somebody advising you to get girls drunk at the bar.*

neighy:

Come, let me help you adjust your twisted neck. So, that it will not go stiff.

Jbluv55:
Hehehe . I nor sabi anything o. Na jeje me dey go o


And no!!! I have been taken by JUST ONE and I'm comfortable and content with her .

*whispers to her*.....in short, I just requested for a strong rope to tie her with. I plan very soon to prove the theorem that 1 + 1 = 1

Issokay. If you say so.

Nice to know that you are not toeing Dre11's line.

He needs to come and learn how to be a gentleman, how to be comfortable and contented with only one woman like you. That course will be MONO 101. I will discuss it with him, if he signifies interest, so be it. My only fear is, will you be able to lecture him alongside the bar business, cos he himself is case study.

*whispers to him.....I won't mind knowing her. Is she a nairalander?*

dre11:


This is defamation of character and mah humble self....
I won't take this lightly with u...... Unless u give me a hot steaming kiss*that's ur fine*

And am weak when I see u around ..... I just don't know what u have done to me self

Pls can u free me from ur bondage if a this is what I can call this

At the mention of 'defamation of character' Babe2sure became afraid. She does not want to be saddled with court case. Even though all she accused him of is true, she doesn't have concrete evidence to prove it. So, she has to do his bidding.

However,she has to watch out for people she has bragged to not to catch her in the act
*so she looked right and left, when she saw no one was coming, she quickly draw Dre11 to her side and gave him a hot steaming kiss* but with the warning (it is a one off thing, it is a one off thing to Dre11*

dre11:
That phrase got me carried away to paradise
I need to brood over it and sleep with the believe that........ Someone do care

Oh yes! The last time I checked - care is a relative word. The care I am talking about is quite different from the one you were thinking.

neighy:
*can i move closer to you* dre na liverpool na...

Thanks for the info.

*Uses her palm to rub his bald head,like you do to a child who just gossip* wa sere paddi mi.

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . Methinks you and him are like North and South amalgamated into one Naija ni o .

Shey wipe Dre11 Kan n gbe giga pelu kukuru, orobo Ati lepa . O ma Ga o

My own Sunday is a lazy one o. I slept and woke up not quite long ago .

Beeni o. Nah common knowledge sef. Who doesn't know wipe o ni won lowo lorisirisi. Even you, his friend cannot deny knowledge of it. Just help me advice him to desist from such act, let him see the dangers in it. Just saying........ Just an advice from a concerned person.







*Bia Jblu55, hope he has not influenced you. Hope he is not your role model in that aspect. You are his ore timo timo nah.....*

dre11:

Who is twisting and who is to be twist

I aint answering that question.

But,don't break your neck o. Come, let me straighten it for you. Even though, you can be naughty at times. I still care.

Jbluv55:
Are you implying that you are yourself a liar since you also happen to be his.....?


Okies ma'am . How is your Sunday going?

Whaaaat? Be his what?......hehehehahahaha! So, is that the rumour going on at the bar? Fake rumour patapata ni o.

Dre11 ke, you want make I get hypertension? Bo se ngbe dudu, lon gbe pupa. Gbogbo bo se n lo lan ri.

My sunday is going on fine,but a busy one.

neighy:
you talking about Right Choice you talking about CHELSEA babe

Na you talk am o.

I see.....The bar management has the underground aim of influencing people to choose chelsea. Now that I know.....
Who is influencing whom?
That Dre11, that is doing shakara for me fit be Chelsea fan sef. Afterall,na the bar thing.


*Draws Neighy to her side and whispers into his ear, which club is Dre11 supporting?*

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . Me nor dey tell lies na .


Okay na, just ensure you don't join a club that'll break your fragile heart o(that's if it is even fragile ). I trust you to do the right thing sha

*crosses fingers *

Really? Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are. Dre11 is your best friend sef. So, what are we talking about?

Ese, e ku oro enu. Off course, I am gonna do a thorough research not a half baked one. Whereever it swings, if it is chelsea, no problem, the more the merrier niyen. So, wherever,I don't want my fragile heart broken. trust me on making the right choice.

dre11:
Will u then support them if I do tell u....
So....... Do u take time to watch those games and do u know the rules governing the games self

Hahahaha! Because you want to tell me,I must support them? What gives? That is cheap blackmail o. Isso-alright. *Ama pretendi, just to get it from him*

Dre11, ok. I promise to support whatever club it is, whole heartedly. If you tell me.

I do watch them even swimming competition cos I find them interesting. I don't necessarily know the rules governing them.

dre11:
Fixed.....
So I do know I say it how it looks like

How it looks like, is not the same with how it is like.

How it is like, is exactly what I wrote before it get twisted up by the master twister himself Dre11 A.K.A

Sammcarter:
In the morning. .waking up/
i open the window to let in sun/
just then i saw this lady come/
and pass through ma window with her @ss swaying up/
and down. Her face almost made me fall/
in short those thighs in short made ma head turn. .like i was in a bar takING SHOTS!/

Quickly brushed, wash ma face, i vex comb me hair/
like patoranking i no bath. .i quickly wear chain and dress to impress/
saw her outside and walked in swaggish bigboy steps to the girl/
said helo, caught her attention, and. . . . . . . .u know the rest/

Ok there's no story am forming this time/
i just want u to come and be mine/
i know its tough. . .other guys will come with big lies/
but u see affection in ma eyes. . .dont look elsewhere bae. . .there's no love in 'disguise'/
(these guys)

Yeah dats how to spit lyrics/
wtf? I shouldn't be bragging this minute/ :/
i wont mind going through diss mean heat/
cos i love u. .u know i mean it/
i wont only fall in love for u. . .i'll carry ma bed. .and sleep in it!!/

U said i'll have u if i make good lines/
but i know ur kidding, u the playful type/
seeing u is a grateful sight/
don't think its another Enugu guy seeking coal if i say i want to make u Mine!!/


-carter-

I vote for this guy.

Jbluv55:
*whispers to her*.....its D***1 that told me you are a Bayern fan o

Shall I conclude then that my agbari has convinced you to join Chelsea?

Really? Then he must be the greatest liar of the century. It is pure lies o.*thinking* I don't believe you either, he may not say that. Though i know Dre11 lies a lot. Don't get me started on the many lies he has concocted against me. All the same, you know what they do say about birds of the same feather flocking together. Na the two of una sabi jare. Kpsss......

Naahh..... I am not yet convinced to join. I will do my personal research and also go for deep consultation far and wide. I want to join the winning team.I will google which club wins most et cetera.

dre11:
Mah football club..... Never walk alone
I hope u can figure that one

I love basketball, long tennis, cricket, swimming
etc.... Those are mah favourite but I do watch other sport sha....

So what attract u to those games u did state earlier.......

'Which one is never walk alone' I don't know jare. Oya tell me na:.

I don't have any special reason for liking them. I just liked them.

dre11:

So which sport do I then take interest in and u feel comfortable with......

Your question is pregnant with meaning. Are you saying the sport I like will influence your interest in it?
I like watching golfing game. Polo game, I think is also interesting.

The only exercise I do is skipping. Oh yes! I love skipping.
Which foorball club did you support sef. And which other sports do you like?

Jbluv55:
And you prolly already know who that person is abi?

There's no big deal about football na. Just pick a good team(Chelsea) to celebrate with when they win and you make jest of other teams like Man U and Liverpool when they lose, PERIOD .

I don't know o. I used to hear that name but I don't know who he is.

Kikikikiki! Alagbari ni e o. why should it be your team that you used as example of a good one. Hmmmm....that is to say feather your own nest first.

dre11:


Aw u take sabi the club name at the snap of ur fingers if u don't support the club......

Still waiting for an explanation on that

Truly I don't know. It's Jbluv55 that mentioned it first.

I don't have interest in it sef. I remember in those days, my younger ones each want me to support their various clubs. This one will say, 'you must support Manchester United', the other one will say,'you must support Arsenal' but I don't mind them. I am just so indifferent to footballing.

Though, I admire ladies that can analyse football.

Jbluv55:
Haba!! Who con dey tell me say you be Bayern Munchen fan?

Anyway, oya join Chelsea na .

Adupe l'owo Olorun tinz dey move o .

Hmmm.........somebody told you I be Bayern Munchen fan? *yimu*

Chelsea image maker,i will think about joining Chelsea,after knowing the at least A- F of footballing.

Jbluv55: Okies ma'am . You're welcome. How's your club performing in the UCL?

I am not a fan of any football club o. I don't understand ABC of footballing sef. Not my turf.

How was the patronage yesterday?

dre11:

Everything on the guys account but am still waiting for that day u are gonna pay for mah food and drinks here....



Just know that the meat u did take had mah teeth mark and saliva on it

Hehehehahaha! *Rubbing palms together*Pekele pekele arugbo je gbese tani o san.

Typical of Nigerian guys. They can't do favour for you for free. And you call yourself my friend o,you can't pay for ordinary food and drink on my behalf. I aint paying either in cash or kind. Dey there dey deceive yourself.
If you don't pay somebody else will pay.

I did not see any mark on the meat. See no mark, feel no mark.

Jbluv55: Here you go ma'am .

https://img-new.cgtrader.com/items/73395/martini_asti_3d_model_max_15afc3d7-dd87-4f40-a3ac-480e3063cfcf.jpg

Would that be all?

Yeah! That is all for now. Always on point in terms of service delivery.

Jbluv55: Toh!!! Welcome back omoba . We don miss you o .

Oh thanks jare. Glad to be back.

dre11:


U have never ask for food in this bar only the usual drink..... So I did guess u would be OK with the drink.....

Not to worry let me feed u with the meat.... I just wanna see ur sparkling white teeth holding the meat for tear and watching u as u do crush the meatballs into pieces for swallow

You wan see my teeth? Na you know o...... What matters to me is to eat meat and wash it down with good drink.


Erm erm, Oga jbluv55, pls give me Martini Asti Brut. With discount
as old customer concern but it will be on Dre11's account.

dre11: Thanks Jb
That's why I love this ur bar
I hope that madam.... Odilafta have settle with u and pls babe2sure..... Can u pass me the tooth pick by ur side...


Haha..... Rozzay I see u
So u dey come this bar tooo

@Dre11, all these for only you? I see..... Jb dey take care of you well well o.
But are you sure you can finish this meat.
I mean, are you really really sure *Meanwhile, Babe2sure was cranning her neck to get a better view of the food and salivating at the same time.*or I should come and eat*
You con spoil matter say make I pass toothpick instead of you to call me to come and eat. Toothpick ko, tooth teeth ni.