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daveP: Sup dre and missmossy and erm babe2sure!!

Guy, I dey.
How are you too?

Missmossy: Good to hear u on break?

Ow was ur day like? Gist me

I slept off while typing.Lol.
I started the day jittery, cos in my department in the office we offended our chairman. We all went to work late on sat(half day work). He offered to speak to each of us, one of us that was around had already lied that we were around and thus came lies and cover ups. We later discovered that someone had initially gossiped to him that we always come late and sometimes absent). So, we were awaitiing the verdict he will hand over to us on monday.

I started the day off by having two of my colleagues snap me and I took a selfie myself. That is an assignment my guy always give me (everyday snapping) .

Then I started work proper with enough gisting. That is one of the things I like about there ( a lot of fun-loving people, no dull moment). I can't work in an environment where people are not playful or jovial. It stiffles me.

Later, I went to a particular department to enlighten them on something. While there, I heard the voice of our chairman, he was coming towards the area, I quickly scurried through the other door back to my office. ( I don't wanna face him alone).

Off course, he later summoned our Head of department over it and warned him sternly to put his house in order.

I went for lunch, read little and bits of saturday and sunday punch, came back to work and closed late.(Past normal closing time).

I got home late,eat immediately I got home,logged on to nairaland and while trying to reply you,I dozed off to slumberland.

That was how my day went, nothing extra-ordinary.

dre11: And she keeps denying the obvious truth after it was written in black and white


This ur defense is weak and carries no weight joor..... see as she they blush after she knew I will bust her bubble and tell her not to deny the obvious

U know sometin we are drawn to each other like unlike poles that have magnetize each other and the force of attraction at our north poles is so much that we hardly have a worthwile day if we don't see eye ball and whisper the sweet words when we do hug tightly

*Rolling on the floor laughing*
Dre11, the entertainer, the poet.....
The obvious ke? Don't lie on me o. I be small piking o,I don't know anything o. Don't corrupt my mindset.

Hmmm.......going on and on about his repertoire of loving words. Are you a poet ni? If not, it is typical of c.a.s.s.a.n.o.... .Anyway

emmabest2000: Ignorance is not an excuse
* Sweets Tuesday *

Excuse given by Harlos is not tenable. I hereby propose that we fine him.Do you all agree? Or we should put it to vote?
On a second thought...........let us forgive him.






*@Harlos, somebody actually pinged me yesterday that 'awayu?' I now replied 'ayam fine' (seen that used before). The person now replied, 'you funny o'. And I replied him that, 'you are funny too'*

Missmossy: Thanks dear,am very well and i do understand perfectly. Whenever i read any novel so interesting i forgo other things

Ow are u today?

You are welcome.
I am fine. I thank God.

Missmossy: You and your funny English

English-speaking countries are called Anglo-phones.

*Lol@my funny English, so tagged by madmoiselle missmossy.*

@ Missmossy dearie, I wish you success in your exam.

Hope you are good? Long time no chat indeed ni o. I was so engrossed in the novel I was reading that I did not really have time to come on here to chat.

dre11: So she did acknowledged that we slept together and did enjoy the journey to paradise..... I guess that must be the only reasons I have to have a deep sleep





That's all ladies talk joor

Are u talking about the dreamland u forced me to undergo with u
Or which one

Dre11111111!!!!!!!
Where did I acknowledge that? Was it in the note I left for you? You are bespectacled, yeah! I know..... But you need to change your glasses.ASAP!!! It has outlived it's usefulness.
I am not surprised at the gibberish talk. You just wake up from fantasyland. It is expected. Don't worry you will come to gradually.

I was passing by and just decided to check on you as a good friend, but met you sleeping. Se mo ti se nkan ti o dara ni?

I was talking of your self- induced journey to wonderland *i mean, thinking about Babe2sure*. I trust you will gist me about your encounter.

harlos: I guess so


How are you dear?

So logical it is that, he who chatter to you will chatter of you.


*Ayam fine o. Awayu too?*

harlos: You two should be careful up there

There isn't much work left for him to do.

*And Babe2sure left a note by Dre11's side. He was snoring heavily, obviously in a trance*

The content of the note read:
@Dre11, how far? Are you awake or still in dreamland? We have chit- chats pending. When you are fully awake let me know

Liamm: Yes I am .

@your username. What does it mean

It simply means, Babe that is sure.






Oh yes! I know what your next question will be.
But for now, let me keep mum.

How was ur night?

Do you know that goats have rectangular pupils?

dre11:
And he was taken to that land by baba2sure
And she made him explore the land and wants him to live with her on that land......

Because she always heard that fantasy land makes a good dream and a good dream makes the idea world possible

I see..........

You are not only in fantasyland, you are in wonderland join.
Lobatan.
Wake up to reality joor.

Liamm: Evening guys. Hope y'all had a fun-filled day.

Missmossy
dre11
babe2sure
vosquare

Evening.
My day is going on fine. Thanks.
Hope you are gud?

When it comes to law - The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

First is OJ Simpson's case (in which he is so obviously guilty) and now this

dre11:


So we need to upgrade to kiss
That very good

Like the way ure leading me on
U just the driver in this our romantic relationship
Telling be to up every action by a step

Hmmmm........... Really?
Ok, you no know, so you no know say I am kiss-phobic.
Now that you know....... Stop deceiving yourself.
Dre11, in fantasyland.

specimen23: smile is all I can do after a day like this

This is a classical case of robbing Peter to pay Paul.



@Olusanya333 & Komzzy1- I am fine. Thank you my darlings. How are you two?

dre11: See what 9ja is playing with south African made me loose intrest in our game

Game of wits, is what they are engaged in.

dre11:

Come ..... Let me cuddle u
I won't disclose things we do offline here again

You ehn, if i catch you, you will smell pepper.

Funny as heck!

I am suffering from cuddle-phobia too. What is more?

dre11:
Forget story joor

U know aw to stage act veri well
Because thats the way u normally do.... when u do want to feel the touch of mah hand against ur body or skin

You are not serious. Leave me alone joor.

dre11: Let me straightened ur neck because it makes u look like a dolly when u bend it

For your mind, based on who you think you be, abi.

dre11:
And who says ure not the sleeping beauty...
Are u trying to do another coronation for another person different from who it used to be.... Which was u




Seems we always walk in the spirit, mindset and agreement.... That's why u always loved our walk time ..... U never missed it because we always agree on common grounds and this reply just proved that I was right




So u mean we should take it to another level that hug thing is just too small for u.



I understand u perfectly.... So when do we move to the next gear/level

dre11: Nigerians.... Let make this nation great

Great people! Great nation!

Missmossy: Good to hear sweet...ow was d day?

Fine and urs?

dre11: An sure to ask u how it look like.... I mean the fairy tales

Thanks for the acknowledgement
My day was great and I did want a hug from u

If you ask me who I go ask? I have not experienced it before......
Maybe you should ask 'sleeping beauty' she has been there before. she will give you the perfect answer.

You are welcome.
Gud that your day was great. Mine was too.
If you need a hug from me, you are on a looooooong thing.
I am suffering from Hug-phobia.

Missmossy: M fine dear...ow was ur day?

Great! Great!! Great!!!

Madmoiselle Missmossy.

dre11: Stolen....
And just walk away before she start to stare at me like someone she did see in her fairlytales dreams

Lol.....
You can make someone laugh.
Na real character you me.
How does one you see in fairytales dream look like?
You are sure blessed with the gift of the gab.


How was ur day?

Missmossy: I feel gud na na na na na...i knew that i'd

My head is dre"" ow u doin today?

Your head dey dere jare. I am gud and u?

Missmossy: Hmmmm okay Adeola and Ayoola are my options. Am i right?

Give me five!!!

You gottttttt it!

It's Adeola.

Missmossy: Lol am a good confidant i can assure you that your asiri is very safe"" happy sunday dear.

Taaaah! I am not gonna give you on a platter of gold. Give it a try first. I have given you hint. You can as well give me multiple answers.
Try babe, you may get it.

My weekend was fine. Thanks.

As per the asiri, I trust you about that, I will give you benefit of doubt.

Yoruba, A starts and end the name and it is a unisex name.