₦airaland Forum

lertee: It is only Fashola we hear all the time,are there no other governors in Nigeria?
My state governor must be one of the most useless in power.

looool no chill

AREACYRIL: you guys are beginning to give people false hope

more like people are beginning to give themselves false hope

the tail dey good for suya ehn

dis one pass me o

isacolukay: Na small Jabi to Zone 4 u dey complain? O ma shey o. I don ever trek Berger to Lugbe before. I almost collapsed dat nyt.

berger to lugbe? GOD forbid

Tolzeal:

haba make the guy ask nah

lmfao.i cant imagine wat the guy's gf must be thinking now

looooool

SELENAqueensy: As for me, having a b.f or g.f does not necessarily means sex should be involved

and it doesn't mean sex should not be involved.

dey there dey whine.officer

dis one pass my power o

Tolutunz: so bored...ping muah 7E005F8C

just added

badoolee: wu be oloshi,una dey c naaau o,if I strt my own,aitt na,kip actin ur age,product of a leakin condom

loooool

ilotriouzAY: big lie,,mouth no pain am

btw wat abt ur own

my own ehn.i can never forget dat day.i dont even know how i lost the money on me when i was about to enter a cab.nah GOD say make i check my pocket.nah just atm dey my hand.the atm self, money no dey the account.i had to transfer from my oda account which is anoda bank.nah dat day i no say the thing dey take up to a day if nah anoda bank.nah so i dey trek after the transfer say if i see atm i go just withdraw.u sabi abuja wella? i trek from jabi park to zone 4 dey check all the atm one by one with hope say the money go just enter.asin i no fit just beg for money.God dat day i cried in my mind.as i reach zone 4 finally uba atm.the money never enter.
my God i no even know wetin to do.nah im i just see one officer and im nah warbay.and i was also man o war back in sch.i just awua the guy just explain my situation with faith.the officer just ask me how much go carry me reach house and added extra.nah so i enter bus o.
dats my story,me no fit edit abeg nah as i dey remember i dey type am.

Elantracey: The two of them are at fault but wait o why will someone sleep with her ex just because her husby slept off on her ?

nah conji nah

badoolee: Wif my big nyash,my husband too should now have,its a big turnoff jawe

lmfao, where the big nyansh dey?

Elantracey: That na dem o

dis nah us too

saasala: We kissed from from 10pm to about 3am nonstop...just kissing. She said I was the best kisser she ever. I learned kissing from Mexican soaps.

dis is a lie

Elantracey: Borrow me ke I resemble asset?

nah naija gals own dey different.no be human being u see say dem borrow so?

guys like me dat believe in pick up lines.waiting for the ladies tho

elantracey seh u can see dis? im borrowing u as my wife on nairaland.

Beazy: I was raped at gunpoint by an unknown man in the parking lot of a shopping mall about a year ago, after the incident I decided I wasn’t going to let it destroy my life, I went for medical checkup and counseling and I have been able to put the whole thing behind me until recently.
I told my mother about it some months ago but I assured her I have recovered and I made her promise not to tell anyone. I was shocked when I started hearing it all around in my neighborhood, i went to confront my mother since she is the only one that knows about it. She said she told her two friends because she wanted their advice. Her friends went home to tell their children and the news started spreading from there with all sorts of twists, someone even said I got pregnant from the rape and aborted.
I felt really betrayed and disappointed. I was so angry at my mother I yelled at her, I left home in anger and moved in with my friend in another part of the town. It’s been three weeks now and I am surprised that my mother has not called once to apologize for what she did. My siblings say she is still insisting that she told her friends to ask for their advice. I am hurting really bad and its all due to her lack of discretion, i really don’t know if its worth reconciling with her if she doesn’t call to apologize.What Should I do?

chai as i read am see as i vex for ur mama.i rada u listen to odas cos i still dey vex self

DonCrust: I just dialed #122*6# on one of my Glo lines and I was surprised to see over 200,000Sec and 146,000Sec for onnet and offnet calls respectively. This is average to what I had yesterday... I am now wondering that, if one I could get almost 900,000 Seconds on 2 Sim cards in 2days, and spending at least 2hr:30min on each call I made to 7 of my close pals, how much more would other sharp Nigerians out there get from this leak?

As for me I still have 123,867Sec on a line and much more on another line... Share your balance!

y dem delete our former tread nah?

labakeJ: :DFinally!!!!!!! Whoever the guy is I wish her the best. Wanna see a new baby genny.

make the guy sha carry broom.cos of cobweb