yemmit90:

I'm cool babe, hope you're fine too? I saw some of your latest posts in one of Islamic thread. Keep the good work!

thanx yar....be fine

Miner13:
i think i really need you as a frnd
quote me right i said friend

lol i know the difference between friend and fried nau. am sure yu wont fry me...welcome to my circle of friends....



happy friendship day!!!

fellis:
Alright thanks for clearing that up maclatunji's defender.

na sooo. Mac is a formal person, he needs an informal defender like me to clear the air for him, so people will comprehend him better

emmysoftyou: @babylola,what a baby you re,yes the only female that comment in this room upward,am talking to you,why re you so hash on the posters like a female boko haram extremist..
Be persevere and show no anger on our fellow christians brothers who want to learn more and be convinced like me,instead of you laying your own point you came on his thread to lambaste him with spellings,those spellings re abbreviation of the real words, itself,so dont judge him by that..
Mr poster ebnice abi,,islam is a religion of peace and if you want too know or confirm the peace and benefit you will derived from islam pls convert to islam and you will see it,bc experience is the best teacher..one Love..

' be persevere'... mtcheew. birds of a feather. yu see, i entered his thread to help his cause buh i discovered dah he needs another help than the obvious. And why are you being a mouthpiece for him nau.
he claims to be learned and he posed questions which were brilliantly answered and then he says he cant see them?...i like it when bro lanre asked whether hez playing a blind game.

mcteww...get a seat abegi

nikkyshyne: Me too. I have a big nose already

and from ur name nikky-shyne,,i think the nose is already shining too

come on dude, you are not a kid. you shouldnt swap religion because of love. its not enough. Islam is a religion of peace and its accomodating. Allah is ever ready to forgive you and accept you as a believer if yu are repentant. if you LOVE to become a muslim because you love islam and you love Allah and you love Muhammad and you wanna really be a follower, den you are most welcome. Al baab maftuh..the door is open.
Buh dont join islam cos u wanna marry a lady, its not enough reason and it may earn yu d name al munafiq

mobuch:

So why is his fasting and prayer not working?

i will only ansa from the islamic perspective because am a muslim.
We believe our God Allah answers all prayers buh d way he answers it may not be obvious to us afterall he is the God of know-all. the all wise. if yu pray to live long and you went hiking one day and loose a finger of ur hand. yu take that to be a loss and probably curse God for not protecting yu enough. Then one day some evil men kidnaps yu for money ritual buh dia ifa deity rejects yu on d ground that yu r incomplete. yu av four fingers instead of 5 and dey spare yu. That is an acceptance of ur prayer of long life cos yu wudav been dead at dat instance if yu had ur fingers complete.
what God does for us are blessings in disguise. we only av to trust him as the 'best'. tell ur friend to cool down, trust God and believe all happns for a reason. Tell him this story:

a young man finishes sec. school nd prayed for admssn: he got it and he resumed school. during a gun duel by cultists, he was hit by stray bullet and died.
Now his friend whom dey finished sec school togeda prayed for admssn too buh ddnt get. he couldav been cursing dat God wasnt nice enuf to let him get admission. buh d truth is, he probably wudav been walking alongside his friend and might av been killed too if he had resumed

i know we are lucky and dats why we dont know wia d shoe hurt others...may we never know inshaaAllah

Miner13:
just tell me you are joking
are you ready?

forget it...xynerise already sed its a story

Miner13:
pity keee!
My woman is
MY QUEEN
MY ANGEL
MY LIFE
MY CONFESSOR
MY TREASURE
AND ABOVE ALL MY MOTHER TO BE

lol.i pity her again the more. shez gonna be all of these...hmn. yu didnt rememba to add ur partner in bed

what a topic!!! the 'reprobate nigga' cant cum here for elp...its a friend who himselt doesnt even know weda God exist or not dat will now help...mtcew. its ga gan o
for ur info dude, God does exist....if yu believe so

yemmit90:

Do you belief in spiritual forces?

Your answer to the above will give me good impression to address the question.

hey dude whatsup. its been long we crashed around here. hope ur good?

i wanto add dah truly it may not be easy at first to think yu wud bring anoda woman for ur husband, dah means knowing fully well and being aware dat ur very own husband caresses, kisses, touches and even be with anoda lady. shuooo. it may be hard buh dats wat we call JIHAD. if yu let ur own thot be in control, yu wnt allow it buh if yu let Allah's own be in control, yu find urself goin to shop togeda with ur new wife. yu will find yu both watching a movie togeda. it does nothing!!

fellis:

that's not true, you are used to the women in your family doesn't mean you know women totally and completely.

oga o, the dude sed there is HARDLY any he wudnt know. he didnt say dia is completely nothing he wudnt know


na ise oyinbo be dat

busar: Nice contributions from tbaba so far. Jazaakumullahu khayran to you all.
As single brother can you marry a widow or a divorcee? Because there are lot of young widows and divorcees out there. Sisters can also help other sisters by suggesting them to their husbands as wife(ves) .
If you didn't marry them,who will?

mashaaAllah. why not. it could be me too in d widow's shoes nau so why not elp her. i know of a family where the wife suggested to her husband to marry a lady who was her best friend at college because she was ageing and was unmarried. wallahi dat was jihad becos its even more difficult for friends to marry d same man. The husband agreed nd married ha. Buh as Allah wud av it in His infinite know-all, the original wife died a year later and the husband was left with the new wife who den took care of her friend and co-wife's kids...

xynerise:
You think say time dey?

haba. why na. abeg o, let there be time. yu know its only when am dead dah dia is no time. Though i am ready buh dia is no ready brother


am nt advertising oooooo...

Miner13: Thou not married yet,
but, i love seeing woman who are perfectly cared for by their husband during pregnancy.
I make sure i pray for evry pregnant woman i com across in my daily life.
My woman to be will be the most lucky among woman because i wil ensure she look more healthier and prettier in pregnant.

i pity her in advance

ameenahz:

Lol. I'm very married with a little Waduudah on the way.

mashaaAllah. i am so happy for you. Happy married life babe and say salam to 'abu waduudah'. tell him a big Waduudah is saying HY.

xynerise:
Always do the normal exercise for pregnant women. Eat lots of fruits and don't be lazy.

Seriously, I always have this additional sexual feeling when my wife is pregnant. She dey make sense no be say them say .




Though I am careful with my movement

you too?...e be like say na big, old people full NL o. everyone don marry. ah been tink say...


ok its tym ah go do so too sef

ameenahz: Wow, i am really surprised at the responses i'm getting. I 'used to' think most men stop finding their wives attractive during pregnancy. My husband is sort of like that. He would do everything possible to keep me comfortable, even get me whatever i crave without batting an eyelid. But anything intimate, mba. I have to beg for a something as simple as a hug. It is like he's scared of the belly. I'm sure i dnt have mrs jeffizy's big shiny nose anyway, lol.

whaaaaat!!..lady Ameenah yu r married?. i neva guesses dat in my wildest dreams o. so are you pregnant ni or you are asking 'down' to know wat to expect from ur hubby.

me, ama single lady buh i av three preggy women around me right nau...my aunties. so i wanna say from what i observe that a woman is less attractive during pregnancy. na how e go small, na hin e go small o...she go loose dah beauty. am nat saying she gets ugly buh since the nose seems to double and shine always, she seems to feel less cute. And since attractiveness is not only in d face, i think am right wth ds my view. she gets black marks here nd dia, she grows fatter and does things lazily and slowly....blah blah

buh afta pregnancy, every lady becomes more beautiful even dan ha usual self...she is cuter nd i think a lil bit fairer.

cheers to d ladies in d house

jeffizy: Of course I still found her attractive. Since it is still the same person I fell in love with.
Just some little changes here and there.
I had the funniest moment of my life when her nose doubled up in size and was always shiny. Lol.

oh yea yea yea..am sooo jealous

na so
infact i challenge his being learned..i dont even know who ask him. see as he spell straight as strait
mtcheeew learned indeed

yu go love am..sebi na yu

dude @op. taketh or leaveth ur write up is laughable. Even ur pathetic 'learned situation' is laughable. Everyone has been nice to yu cos yu wanted it. Buh i will do what i want and not what you want, and dats i am here to lambast you!.
1st if yu av so many muslim friends and waheed is ur bestie and den you avn found enuf solace in learning from dem den know that yu aint gon learn anything here.
Golpen said it all. He tried to ansa yu and yu kept on saying he skipped a bit of this and that. if yu are concerned abt chapter 9, get yu a translated mushaf and eat it up. let peace reign. If jesus died, den he died for yu, ur family and ur church people. he didnt 'die' for 'the ummah' so dont pollute the air with bloody death
yu see, ah don para gaaaan ni, yu only sound like one who want to learn, you dont want to. And a person like you deserves to be treated as yu v always been treated. what more do yu want in d name of an explanation?. dey have sed yu shud hold people accountable for dia bad deeds not their religion.
if ur christianity is perfect for yu, hold on to it...Allah will guide dos he will. Now dont come on here with a filthy mind to ask quesns because u wnt understand d ansas unless u rid ursef of the 'learned bull.s.h.it'!!

i think dah we left out the objective meaning of rude. i also think one doesnt av to be insultive to be 'rude'. if mr.A calls and in ur bid to be stern as maclantunji and tbaba av opined, yu pik d call and simply say " hy...am fine..pls am kinda busy right nau...maybe later". That kinda guy may probably call again in d night if hes so persistent and den yu refuse to pick. Gradually even without insulting him o, he will call yu rude. This is a personal experience for me. There was this 'senior' guy in my department who sed salam to me often and i will stop to return it and ask abt lektures and all. That was purely my own attitude. Having a quik tete a tete with some peeps like dat and den d dude took it to be a green light. i saw dat and den backed out of waiting to chat with him. i just return his salam and move on den ds guy got offended and poured out in a way i term 'rude'. Waduudah yu av become arrogant nau. yu dnt even stop to talk with me. yu just salam and go.'.
Trust me, he didnt deserve a pat on d back and i curtly put him wia he belonged. Till nau dats wia we are and he neva mentioned dah attitude again.
in short i think rude is a relative word and dia are times we ladies need to wear 'the bitchy face and attitude' to get d message across

onegig: Does that mean you got a selective way of treating peeps based on their first time impression or what? Just curious.

thats normal. Even i do it too. My attitude depends on who is talking to me and how he/she is saying it. i can be nice or super nice. i can be irritating and i can be rude. Buh d last applies to persistent guys who come and refuse to go.
Besides ds days, i think guys dont 'deserve' good face and smiles. they just take advantage. A certain man was a security guard in my school hostel and i saw dat he was a muslim so anytym i passed by him, i smiled nd said salam. he probably got intoxicated nd took dat for a 'green light'. he became a thorn in my flesh till i adopted the 'slightly rude' attitude to shed him off...

baba11: .....Maybe it's not in lagos.If you are working in lagos island and you are staying in mainland,if you pray subhi,zuhr and asr,their's no possible of praying mogrib and ishai.Let say you close by 5pm from office,it might be btw 10 and 11:30pm before you reach home,so you might not pray atimes because of being tired and your ability to want to sleep on time for the succeeding day's work!!!

are yu kidding me¿?. are yu trying to find excuse for skipping salah?..come on man, its not worth it!!! your work and all its proceeds wont follow you to ur grave. create time to worship Allah at the RIGHT TIME not even at a later time. Even if a muslim finds it soo hard to do an act of ibadah more so the first one, you shudnt be proud of it by challenging odas to come be in ur shoes or cum try ur job. it sounds like you are not sorry or sober for missing salah

inshaaAllah, i pray Allah make it easy for you, me and the entire ummah

lanrexlan: Walaykum Salam madame,lest I forget this song Zain Bhikha's First we need the love which he sang for south africa when they hosted the world cup in 2010.The song is very unique,it was accomplished by 80 human voices.

i was curious so i went to download the song. so noisy. i dont like it kan kan. And yu r sure it has no beat like dt??



he could do better jor

mashaaallah. this is whao!! well i love the pay buh am not qualified. thats a painful truth

however i know of someone who knows d quran and hadith and all oda qualification. however he is a final year student. he is an award winning essayist and writer. he owns the writing blog naijawriterscoach. his name is Abdullahi tosin Muhammad. if the OP tinks him ok for the job, you can search for him via google and his blog like dat. i dnt know his email ni cos i just know him as a computer literate nd upright muslim in our department. And i know hez a writer. lobatan






wait o,,, do employers search for employees?...or na hin ah suppose go tell make e cum apply. whatever o jare.

lol....

Ptoocool:


Na wetin dem ask yhu be dat??

lol. yu didnt look well. na d writer of op dey continue his talk like dat