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Marriage is not a molue bus as in "run in and run out"Your matrimonial home no be Oshodi/mile2/or ile/alaba intact its not Lagos road. You have to be prepared.Guys....Enjoy your life before u get married o....cos its a life contract. Enjoy this write up I saw on what app n I decided to share with "happening" guys and babes.
Marriage Software
This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst
(Marriage Software Division):
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my
program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the
new program began unexpected Child Processing and also
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition
Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during systems
initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no
longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and
"Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background whilst attempting to run any of my
favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?
.... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.
Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND
ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run
everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed
to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge
the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0
but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual
under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed
and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any
faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused
them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid
attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire
system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE
a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating
system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can
be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or
"HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING
1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child
processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary
2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood
Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0
and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours,
Systems Analyst.

Re u married? Do u know what it means to be married? if u do then tell her cos as a woman.....she gat to be complete n pls sis as in mommies stop decieving her. The samething u did to our big sis them n today theyre regreting it. ADEGUN/ ADEOGUN. Note( thanks for d comment ehn?) *wait lemme finish my big stout ehn?***

I'm not a yeyebrity so y u dey ask shebi na dem open their yanch. keep them coming.

heo!!!!@abiki I'm really loving this....I don't know how to insult or call people names o. but u can call me don't worry ehn I wear bullet proof....lol.ha ha ha ha ha ha... all d same truth is bitter. o ya..... fiya the insult I'm ready. *poses like a military man on battle ground****

keep deceiving her. make she inherit am from Auty dem.

I saw this pics online n decided to shar . How can a babe as beautiful,sexy.... intact she's gat it all. pls go marry make all this beauty no waste ehn?Time waits for no one.

I also bought White Express whitening Lotion mixed with the cream and oil and I also bought Easy white lightening body wash. For 3weeks now I've not seen any difference. i don't just know what to do hope I've not wasted my hard earned 6k.

the person or group of people that sent that mssg no sabi lie n they re very stupid. just to paint the guy they sent d mssg. who no know say tinubu na for GMB and Oshinbanjo? This our Nigerian court self! I taya no be small. Even a 5 years old child self won't do such not to talk if a grandpa. He can't!!!!! lailai.lailai...

yes o I agree with u. but do u know there re some MIL that are so freaking jealous that you re married to their son maybe cos of you she won't be able to get what they want. Not understanding that the DIL gangan is the key to the guy.

I asked this same question in church n to my greatest surprise 15 out of 18 women were saying the same thing. MTehn...... I taya o. the question is " why is it that wives and mother in law don't go well as in theres always some kind of rivalry? whether u don born pukin or u never born it everytime one problem or the other.Especially when u are in a good mood n suddenly u phone rings....and behold its ur m in law. Though there are some great mother inlaws that are so nice n good,they treat u like their own child while there are some like mama g. pls married women get in here n share ur experience n what u do that u think it worked and has made u stayed in that marriage this long. Your advice would go a long way and it can also help set n retain a home that is about to break. Love u Loads

gbenga Daniel ke? for where? mo taka OSI danu. eyan Pataki ni awa omo osun. #osunindigenesrock .Osun and Ogun we re d same.

fab na wa to u o. ..shebi I dey there wen d boy cone meet u for ball u no gree! y u con dey blame me? @ adanduka I don forget but as u talk .....next time dey

he's going back with no shoes and also he's going with fairly used clothes, no car no siren. BLLB.#boselolosebo# hahhahahhha....... laff yaff burst my belle o #roltfl#. I know say umbrella dem go vex now

I was at my house on Saturday when I heard a loud thud like bomb so my family thought it was car or bus tyre not until a family friend ran to our house saying it was a bomb really... I was so shocked. He said a little boy was running an errand for his mum when he saw something like a small Allan ball on the ground and was so happy n picked it not knowing it was a bomb and it blew n pieces his hand hanging all the flesh from his arm all over the road. It was even on galaxy news on Saturday night if u watched it. pls as parents not all kids can be sent on errands and let us warn them not to pick things from the ground. now the child's family re requesting for help from Nigerians. May God guide n protect our children in Jesus name. A word is enough for the wise.

that Daniel of a guy ehn....e no dey shame.

no fighting o. but if u mean n want good for Ogun state vote SIA. abeg carry u PVC now o .....

me too....around whatapp me 07064370780

yes o. all tru as for me n my family Amosun ni

yesterday SIA was at my area, you need to see the crowd it was....breath taking people were just coming out of their houses to see him and chanting a Yoruba song."amosun bo ti e dibo...o ti wole" imagine people were saying they collected PVC because of Amosun that he has really tried in Ogun state. I don't vote n I'm not into politics o but this year....SIA I'm voting for u. the people at agbado/okearo/adiyan/agoro will vote for you n we are counting on u to repair n tile our roads. cos we know u will do it. SIA bo ti e dibo o ti wole.here are the pics from yesterday.pls don't mind my English

in.. where n how to register

pls o I'm interested

hi thanks for this post for people like us with problems of which cream to use n not pls how can I get it,how much n how to use it

shindarayo:
pls stop d use of funbact a for ur daughter, it contains harmful chemicals...I use original coconut oil as cream for my daugter mixed wt ori and imi ojo.can get dt frm all dis local hrrba seller..for soap I use black soap mixed wt honey.mk sure its original.dnt b bothered abt daughtas color childre tend to change.go natural for her her true color would surface. ..u can also use dis wt her.it works for m.u wld love d outcome of it.just get s good sunscreen.

. thank so much I'll do just that

hello everyone. I've been following this post. pls can anyone help me with what I can use cos I just became very dark after giving birth to my second and so as my first daughter she just 3 but she used to b very fair also just DAT wen I took in I couldn't take care of her skin again..ever since a year plus now I have been changing cream for myself n my daughter. pls what can I use. she used to use ori n funbact a and what can I use for my daughter I just want her to b as light as she used to b. me I want to tone. a

@ op truly the first year in fact first two years of marriage is not easy. my wasn't easy at all that I even tot of going back to my ex. but mine wasn't to the extent of insulting my m/in law. I just want every married woman reading this post to know that if u mistakenly swear for ur hubby I promise u before two years u will see d result becos both of u will suffer together. I tell every stubborn house wife I know with DAT crazy character say"u no stubborn reach me so calm down" but I thank God dis is my 6th years+ with 2kids. she need prayer and a calm hubby and also wake her at night beg her with her child's creator if she really loves n adore the child she will change... but my guy no be one day job o. And if she doesn't change, involve her family and if its still d same ehn
....my guy free her abeg

lovinam:
How old are your kids? How are you?

lovinam sorry y am I just see this anyways thanks my first is 3.3years while my second is just 1 on January 1st. even as I didn't get to buy for them I'm still happy that I have them and most especially well wishers

thanks guys I really appreciate.

amen n thanks so much mz empress

don't make jest of my cutties half plot hair o. her she is from birth to one year

thank u so much

I just feel she's so special to have been born on 01/01.pls join me n wish my sweet girl a happy birthday, I wish her llnpp,wisdom,knowledge, and all the good things in life. I'm just very happy n greatful to baba God.pls don't mind my errors.